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  • RT @andrewhunterm: Elon Musk is the Liz Truss of the internet Fri Nov 18
  • RT @PeteApps: One of the saddest indictments of this country I can think of is that the social reforms we need are written by coroners Wed Nov 16
  • RT @TheAshPreston: I've always wanted to put Kevin Webster from Coronation Street punching people to The Beastie Boys. Today I did. Enjoy… Wed Nov 16
  • RT @RaggedTP: Muslim, Hindu and Sikh Spitfire pilots defended Britain from the Nazis. It’s their poppy too! https://t.co/8LgfwscGsy Fri Nov 11
  • RT @NexusSites: The only way. https://t.co/mMpxoGlv1L Fri Nov 04
  • @JohnnyFocal Could he have meant a record low? It seems more likely. Wed Nov 02
  • RT @Pandamoanimum: When Elon Musk starts charging for a blue tick and you see an account that’s paid for one. https://t.co/DwmxMGj6pH Wed Nov 02
  • RT @Channel4: 40 years of Channel 4. You can only imagine how many complaints we’ve had in that time. Wed Nov 02
  • RT @RaggedTP: Some English people need reminded that their entire nation is descended from ‘economic migrants’ from Denmark who came across… Wed Nov 02
  • RT @NoContextBrits: https://t.co/zil8pVmn76 Tue Nov 01
  • RT @RaggedTP: https://t.co/ozhNAXSeFN Tue Nov 01
  • RT @stephen_collins: Still don’t get it never will get it https://t.co/EPhXciFzoK Mon Oct 31
  • @michaellegge What have you done to Paul Bettany? Mon Oct 31
  • RT @geocon1713: Swapping Liz Truss for Boris Johnson would be like tunnelling out of Josef Fritzl’s basement and ending up in Fred West’s g… Mon Oct 24
  • @francesweetman My head hurts. It must be the facepalms every time I hear an interview with Starmer. Mon Oct 24
  • RT @GOV2UK: Over 750,000 views! Please *stop* retweeting this video of Rees-Mogg saying a Change of Leader requires a General Election (to… Mon Oct 24
  • RT @juanbuis: quick update from the annual french stretchy cheese competition — they're reaching absolutely ridiculous levels of stretch ht… Mon Oct 17
  • RT @robinshistory: The greatest academic acknowledgement I've seen in a while https://t.co/BpxQGKCIbT Thu Oct 13
  • @GOGcom Or, as Honest Trailers put it "Elder Scrolls WITH GUNS!" Thu Oct 13
  • @GOGcom Oblivion on mod overload. Thu Oct 13
  • RT @SlenderSherbet: All* these people asking me to add music to the pigeon clip should at least think that I have stuff to do, friends, a l… Fri Oct 07
  • RT @bobcw: The #BBC have chosen someone else as #PM and I don’t know who this lady is but can we have her instead please? #LizTruss #RishiS… Mon Sep 05
  • RT @LoxyFlo: How can Liz Truss lecture us on saving energy when all the lights are on but nobody's home? Tue Aug 30
  • @GOGcom Everyone should play Dorfromantik. It should be prescribed. Fri Aug 26
  • @bobcw I've instinctively put kisses on Teams chat messages occasionally, have deleted before posting so far. Fri Aug 26
  • @JohnnyFocal Still waiting for it in Cambridge, and now there's blue sky out there again. Wed Aug 17
  • RT @alreadytaken74: https://t.co/nMdTAtqCs2 Tue Aug 16
  • RT @judgejules75: I’d like to announce my appointment as Chief Womansplainer of Male Pattern Baldness. As you can see, being both female &… Tue Aug 16
  • @paul_d_stevens @David__Osland Exactly this. Where I work we have this message on BY DEFAULT, not contextually, whi… https://t.co/c5OPmSO3aB Tue Aug 16
  • @Shambles151 @David__Osland I say this to the phone robot every time I hear this message. Makes me feel so old. Tue Aug 16
  • RT @RaggedTP: Stolen goods https://t.co/SrHRU5YAq9 Tue Aug 16
  • RT @JaneyGodley: Edinburgh 😂😂😂 https://t.co/iY7Y1dAcyI Mon Aug 15
  • Just played #TheMortuaryAssistant demo. Biggest question: Why is this microwave so low down? https://t.co/uSwRQ0ee7i Sun Aug 14
  • RT @NoContextBrits: Normal service resumed. https://t.co/YS1AvlHqty Sun Aug 14
  • RT @ali_wedderburn: The anthropology department at the University of Manchester this morning https://t.co/WHrUS7gXCI Fri Aug 12
  • RT @GarethMarkLong1: 1/6 Exciting news! Revolution of the Mind will launch on 23.8.22 on all major #ebook stores. Book 2 in The Misadventur… Tue Aug 09
  • RT @athenakugblenu: By 30 you should know everything cooks in the oven at 180. Even if it says 220 or 160. It's 180 mate Sun Aug 07
  • Knowing I'll never have giant, spaceworthy, screaming goats makes me sad. ❤️+⚡ Sat Aug 06
  • Colleague has just posted today's empty, meaningless daily motivational quote in Teams. This one from Bill Cosby. Good job. Thu Aug 04
  • RT @80_mcswan: Boris Johnson must be denied from having a resignation honours list If you agree please RT Mon Aug 01
  • We have "First World" and "Developing World", should there now be "Declining World" for places like Brexit Britain and MAGA USA? Fri Jul 29
  • RT @ModernToss: https://t.co/EosHxb9O4t Sun Jul 24
  • RT @simonmonty: @Rotweiler1967 @ByDonkeys @afneil 'Siri, show me today's biggest own goal on Twitter' Sun Jul 24
  • RT @MrMatthewTodd: And the media said Don’t Look Up wasn’t realistic… 🤡😳🤪#heatwave https://t.co/2IdaiPr0ke Wed Jul 20
  • @alexbeckett Will this cover parking of considerable numbers of electric scooters, blocking entire areas of pavement? Wed Jul 20
  • @Stigmurder I evicted 2 grasshoppers from the flat in separate incidents yesterday. No idea what's going on. Wed Jul 20
  • RT @labourlewis: Comedian @frankieboyle making more sense in one gag than the entirety of the mainstream political & economic establishment… Tue Jul 19
  • Remember in the 90s when all we needed for cooling rain was for someone to open (obviously not actually drink) a ca… https://t.co/hkNlIYuNyN Tue Jul 19
  • RT @JarsaiV: @ThornsOfRed @LlNZH0E You know why Batman shows the bottom of his face in his costume? So the police can see that he is white. Mon Jul 18
  • RT @NoContextBrits: Man’s not hot. https://t.co/08geqQfUT5 Mon Jul 18
  • So many story beats and ideas so obvious that I wonder if the plot was AI-written, and Netflix just haven't told anyone yet. Sun Jul 17
  • Just watched the whole #residentevil tv series. Feel like I'm probably a few IQ points lower now after that 🤦 stor… https://t.co/w5mhg9PdqS Sun Jul 17
  • RT @snb19692: This is new! I didn’t read about this in the new Police, crime & sentencing Bill. These two police officers (following orders… Wed Jul 13
  • @Stigmurder Photo? There's a thrush called Carol in the garden here who doesn't mind me getting close (2-3ft) whe… https://t.co/jvYImMUo1L Tue Jul 12
  • RT @PeterMannionMP: #ToryLeadershipContest https://t.co/zQoonBB1L1 Mon Jul 11
  • If anyone's not busy then #backboris is carrying a lot of copy-paste bots who need reporting. Thu Jul 07
  • RT @jondharvey: It’s all over. Time for the end credits. https://t.co/gtbZu3cJbn Thu Jul 07
  • RT @Gilesyb: can't be too careful. Checking for all of you https://t.co/okkZzEpfp9 Wed Jul 06
  • RT @KermodeMovie: Like The Former Guy in the US, our spoilt over-privileged leader is a bloated man-baby who clings to power by any means n… Wed Jul 06
  • RT @quantick: "I've spent ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? But after a while you… Tue Jul 05
  • RT @drivelcast: 🚨BREAKING🚨 Liz Truss just attempted to fax her letter of resignation to No. 10, and has set fire to the toaster. Tue Jul 05
  • RT @gracepetrie: The bad news keeps coming for Johnson Tue Jul 05
  • RT @Markgatiss: These hateful shits suddenly deciding they have principles having relentlessly defended a man they knew from the very begin… Tue Jul 05
  • RT @teacherdude: Apparently, you can now do a Masters in Mansplaining. https://t.co/4SGUmJGTMl Fri Jul 01
  • RT @secrettory12: The Telegraph's updated account of Angela Rayner's trip to the opera. https://t.co/BaDBTqIkzC Thu Jun 30
  • @VisceraCleanup Or rather 10-20 days after 08/10. Think I misunderstood something. Wed Jun 29
  • RT @ByDonkeys: Solidarity with Steve Bray (@snb19692). Wonder if this is now illegal too? https://t.co/6gRVRSFrnA Wed Jun 29
  • RT @docrussjackson: Yep. https://t.co/wNLSwTjR7K Tue Jun 28
  • @VisceraCleanup Ordered! Dr Rotinaj on his way (in 8-10 days) - The sitcom "The Cleaner" is getting a second seri… https://t.co/OlUoJ2AabU Mon Jun 27
  • RT @VisceraCleanup: The Janitor Plush campaign is 90% funded! https://t.co/k95WRGueHn https://t.co/v6rgk2FID2 Mon Jun 27
  • @VisceraCleanup [sigh] are little bits of these gremlins going to need to be cleaned off the walls? I'll get my mop. Tue Jun 21
  • "on the night of the referendum we went to bed as Great Britain, and we woke up as Little Britain". #nutshell https://t.co/EaimLACQCz Tue Jun 21
  • RT @VisceraCleanup: Soon you'll be able to get your gloves on the Janitor Plushie, but for now it’s giveaway time! This is your chance to w… Tue Jun 21
  • @NexusSites A mudcrab once told the guards I'd murdered some Altmer, apparently. Mon Jun 20
  • Is "TikTok" an acronym from another language? Meaning something like "this camera's the wrong way around for this s… https://t.co/fkVh6A97Hk Mon Jun 20
  • RT @Tim_Burgess: Please stop sharing this Mon Jun 20
  • RT @AJ_Dean: Seen in Sandford, North Somerset 😆🦢🚔#HotFuzz @edgarwright https://t.co/W6jpidMNz1 Mon Jun 20
  • RT @KristyPMilligan: After a day of giving up the sunshine for Karma points.....I needed this laugh. https://t.co/2uzNsD20Et Sun Jun 19
  • @GreenManGaming Did any #Skyrim player ever see this start more than once? Everyone's on quick/alternate starts, surely? Thu Jun 09
  • RT @MCabournSmith: NEW EPISODE TOMORROW with adorable genius @sarapascoe. https://t.co/YL5bFrjJxN Thu Jun 09
  • RT @RobBfromDerby: “So anyone got any ideas to fix the economy?” https://t.co/BVrcxBIENk Thu Jun 09
  • RT @ItsBigZuu: Very important https://t.co/DC5HJ4yykJ Fri Jun 03
  • @thestuffofmemes Star-Spangled Banner, O Canada, The Marseillaise, Men Of Harlech, white noise, brown noise, babies… https://t.co/VtmDWZWU5E Thu Jun 02
  • RT @ThatCivilTweet: Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters? Thu Jun 02
  • RT @SlenderSherbet: "DAVE! oh, sorry mate, i thought you were someone else" https://t.co/JE49lTTTZA Mon May 30
  • RT @lucytweet1: Behold, the Lucyverse Jubilee shite round up, from dog faced caterpillar cakes to racist shortbread! 🇬🇧https://t.co/EaIMa34… Mon May 30
  • Usually the line "we only thought about whether we could, not whether we should" (or similar) is about something mo… https://t.co/qIudeR22m0 Mon May 30
  • RIP Ray Liotta. Perfectly voiced that oh-so-rare thing decades ago: a player character one could like. #gta #vicecity Thu May 26
  • @gwenckatz I've reached for the "look behind" gamepad button while driving a real car. To check if my lights were on. Tue May 24
  • @Stigmurder https://t.co/qtBnWlJrCd #grimart lol Mon May 09
  • RT @Jaynesharp: I never ever text anyone about my aunt. When will predictive text understand this? Fri May 06
  • Is there a more relatable version of the Mohs Hardness Scale, with porridge on cooking utensils registering at least 8? Fri Apr 29
  • RT @jonlis1: It will get almost no publicity, but the government just won a vote to take control of the Electoral Commission. That’s right:… Thu Apr 28
  • @majorgeeks All human endeavour can be considered a failure until someone genetically engineers squirrels to make a… https://t.co/YyCow431Qu Thu Apr 28
  • RT @Tomb_Urges: "Now, Hennimore, listen carefully." https://t.co/1frDd3XI5L Tue Apr 26
  • RT @gnuman1979: Understandable. https://t.co/bcI5wBAGN1 Fri Apr 22
  • @Exploding_Heads You're definitely on @Herring1967 's turf with a question like this. A Soda Stream would be fun though. Thu Apr 21
  • @majorgeeks I thought Twitter had cropped this image as there's 40, 45, and 50 years missing. Sort it out! Thu Apr 14
  • RT @RosieisaHolt: This is. Very funny. https://t.co/FOhl3yNgJV Thu Apr 07
  • @NotoffPineapple @RosieisaHolt @wtfisgoingonpod Thu Apr 07
  • RT @NotoffPineapple: @RosieisaHolt Twitter Support, I salute your courage, your strength, and your indefatigability. Thu Apr 07
  • RT @majorgeeks: https://t.co/jrcJ0SYX2F Mon Mar 28
  • Ahh, Nvidia. *removes older Nvidia card* *installs new Nvidia card* Service continues uninterrupted correctly usi… https://t.co/NiUtym631o Mon Mar 28
  • @gwenckatz Currently playing way too much Viscera Cleanup Detail so I'd be up for that. Tue Mar 22
  • RT @BarbaraSutton15: Evgeny Lebedev's peerage can be removed...lets do it. Tue Mar 15
  • @Stigmurder There's some hope for my cross-stitch kit from 2 Christmases ago then. Tue Mar 15
  • RT @ReclaimTS: For a full summary of what the judgment means, please see here: https://t.co/37JIy1YN41 Fri Mar 11
  • RT @ReclaimTS: BREAKING: We have won our High Court case against the @metpoliceuk https://t.co/1zMua3PQc2 Fri Mar 11
  • That's the 3427th diorama-making channel blocked, wonder if Youtube will finally work out I don't want to watch them. #malgorithms Fri Mar 11
  • RT @quantick: Samuel Beckett realising bins is Tuesday. https://t.co/QT2ixpk8qh Fri Mar 04
  • @michaellegge I can't believe such a man still doesn't have a wikipedia page. Thu Feb 24
  • RT @Unnamedinsider: Want to feel old? This is what the ‘The Children of the Damned’ look like now! https://t.co/LlJ57w9K46 Mon Feb 21
  • @garyd155 @RosieisaHolt Me speed-reading tweets "Her 200th birthday?" "oh" Fri Feb 18
  • RT @Rotherhambugle: AC/DC soundcheck hailed a partial success https://t.co/hgbQ77t5nE Fri Feb 18
  • RT @jasonplato: HADDOCK...! https://t.co/UxGAHerikK Fri Feb 18
  • @NexusSites Skyrim Cleanup Detail sounds like quite a task. Thu Feb 17
  • RT @notDcfcBoss: Ohhhhhhh The grand old Duke of York He borrowed 12 million quid He gave it to someone He’d never ever met and for someth… Thu Feb 17
  • @Stigmurder Is this the day every century when it's possible to see and reach Todmorden from the real world? #brigadoon #narnia #todmorden Sun Feb 13
  • @Exploding_Heads Philomena Cunk has changed her hair and outfit?! Thu Feb 10
  • How can it only be Tuesday? It already feels like NEXT Friday. eurgh. Tue Feb 08
  • RT @LouHaigh: https://t.co/piL0TO8Zit Tue Feb 08
  • Every time I see that stylized typeface on the poster I briefly think "Dunc? Oh...DUNE". Mon Feb 07
  • @bobcw @sarahb_polar @OffMenuOfficial @nocontxtoffmenu @timkeyperson Is that Quy Mill Hotel? Fri Jan 28
  • @wittertainment @KermodeMovie Laughed more at that than an entire recent series of a returning sitcom. Brilliant. Fri Jan 28
  • RT @wittertainment: As a special service to cinema and in tribute to one of his favourite actors, @kermodemovie improves some classic movie… Fri Jan 28
  • @ourrachblogs Have you seen these? https://t.co/eIRl4GGCG6 Fri Jan 28
  • @Google are you broken? https://t.co/BFvCvbRZhY Fri Jan 28
  • RT @CountBinface: Somewhere in Whitehall right now there is a civil servant with the power to leak Sue Gray’s report, bypassing police corr… Fri Jan 28
  • RT @kewajodo: @ThatTimWalker How many Sue Grays does it take to change a light bulb? – it takes one (1) Sue Gray plus 32,493 MPS officers… Mon Jan 24
  • "My new laptop doesn't work, it's not doing anything" "Is it plugged into the mains?" "Yes" "Can you try pressing t… https://t.co/9a8OBJikeG Mon Jan 24
  • @Stigmurder Wouldn't you rather knit your own? Fri Jan 21
  • Collecting Plorts Tue Jan 18
  • RT @richard_littler: No. 10 is like a Marie Antoinette theme park. Mon Jan 10
  • RT @andy_murray: Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Easte… Mon Jan 10
  • RT @tezilyas: Who’s been f’d by Australia more? #Ashes Fri Jan 07
  • RT @sofftuniverse: another unjustified attack @CAPYBARA_MAN https://t.co/d7NSH58C7Z Thu Jan 06
  • Different rules for a very rich man to those for everyone else? I didn't even know Djokovic was a Tory MP. Wed Jan 05
  • and we seem to be missing the checkbox "NEVER SUGGEST ANY TOPICS IN MY TIMELINE, EVER AGAIN". Just can't find it. Wed Jan 05
  • Twitter's "Interests" section really shows how shit their algorithm is. Apparently I'm interested in dozens of TV s… https://t.co/bOk3gfACUz Wed Jan 05
  • RT @Histreepix: First man to touch 'That' with a bargepole. Kintbury, 1957. https://t.co/WhEP9SCmSD Wed Dec 29
  • Atmospheric, creepy ghost story on @BBCiPlayer there from MR James. Mood completely destroyed by the continuity ann… https://t.co/O1QNJHDoBc Mon Dec 27
  • RT @DominicTarason: It is done! Looking for something new to pick up in the sales? Check out my 70 indie picks of 2021! https://t.co/LYY0C… Sun Dec 26
  • Falcon and the Winter Soldier trending. Why isn't everyone just saving breath and typing and calling it "Sam and Bucky" by now? Mon Dec 20
  • Caller: "I have this issue" Me: "IT cannot fix that issue, you'll need to speak to [referee] for help with that" Ca… https://t.co/XlxdRm1jmV Mon Dec 20
  • RT @notDcfcBoss: Extraordinary image of a bee immediately after finishing a bag of Wotsits. https://t.co/1l9yRzVYJH Fri Dec 17
  • RT @NoContextBrits: My favourite scene. #SpiderManNoWayHome https://t.co/L6E5c1TZOJ Tue Dec 14
  • RT @NoContextBrits: https://t.co/4KSQR0Ug30 Thu Dec 09
  • RT @majorgeeks: #truestory #seemslegit #facebook #wizardofoz https://t.co/Vm7QtlkLFS Wed Nov 24
  • @Rotherhambugle @benpartridge Any advice for them? Wed Nov 24
  • RT @TheMichaelMoran: Also the best poster for a music festival you've ever seen. https://t.co/Nwu1HFP5G8 Tue Nov 23
  • RT @ShaneWoodhouse3: https://t.co/9aylYcfYz3 Sat Nov 13
  • RT @jon_trickett: Ban all MPs from holding second jobs. Fri Nov 05
  • RT @CAPYBARA_MAN: finally some good news https://t.co/rGHzQUNCp4 Fri Oct 29
  • UK Parliament: Make reducing sewage pollution a legal requirement in the UK - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/rWhpL5Iyre via @UKChange Mon Oct 25
  • @Stigmurder Maybe, but I have heard it enough times to take me to Christmas AD 10,191. Mon Oct 25
  • RT @ASuttonRacing: 🏆 2021 BTCC Champion Dreams do come true, thank you for all the support guys! It was so good to experience with you all… Mon Oct 25
  • @Stigmurder As long as you can promise me I won't hear Mariah Carey or Jona Lewie at all this Christmas. Mon Oct 25
  • RT @MooseAllain: The Internet of Things https://t.co/wznwixAGQ3 https://t.co/vIFZE6fgov Sat Oct 23
  • RT @outonbluesix: Let's see if we can get this Pyramint more retweets than the announcement of the new UKIP leader. https://t.co/FDG6rNDNgC Mon Oct 18
  • RT @VideoArtGame: BioShock x Edward Hopper Artist: TheKKoser https://t.co/1LVqpKewn1 Fri Sep 24
  • OK, just watched #whatif Episode One. Presumably everything else #Marvel has been paused for all hands on deck to m… https://t.co/PjLeYIyxJl Wed Sep 22
  • @ElderScrolls I have a "fishing mechanic" in LE: I made a waterwalking spell and tome. Wed Aug 25
  • Blue Rat and "bacon?" #RIPSeanLock Wed Aug 18
  • RT @MikeStuchbery_: Cast him as The Doctor you cowards! "SOnic ScrewDRIVuuuuuh!" https://t.co/MabNSnPark Sat Jul 31
  • "Dog Unit" sticker on random vehicles seen a few times recently. Is this the canine version of "Baby on board"? Tue Jun 01
  • RT @CountBinface: RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022. https://t.co/tSlnFi7Vcr Sun May 23
  • RT @ADFofficial: The most subversive bit of UKTV @ADFofficial have been a part of for a long time. #StewartLee explains @CominOverHere, dem… Thu May 06
  • RT @Scarfolk: It's #PollingDay again in Scarfolk. Rule Britannia! #Election2021 https://t.co/2oXKQBCvYj Thu May 06
  • RT @BreeNewsome: LOL at white society abusing the word “woke” to death because they can’t shout “n*gg*r” like they really want to Tue May 04
  • RT @Quintuga: The kids figured out that grownups always die laughing when they read this book out loud, but have not yet figured why. https… Sat May 01
  • @bobcw I do love the Greater Fen Blob. It's a majestic creature. Wed Apr 28
  • @Stigmurder Disappointed. Mon Apr 19
  • @Stigmurder "Alexa order our usual takeaway" "Alexa call the Police" or even better "Alexa call the Coastguard" how far inland are you? Mon Apr 19
  • https://t.co/AnmsCt7oQY At least one call a day is like this. #itsupport #calumgilhooley #absolutely Mon Apr 19
  • RT @giantcat9: VR is the future of Giant Military Cat train... https://t.co/8ZKqipteRF Mon Apr 19
  • RT @GlennyRodge: Pretend you’re a UK politician by doing whatever the fuck you like. @TwopTwips Fri Apr 16
  • "I can't log in, it says my password is wrong" "What's your username please?" "I don't remember." ? #itsupport Thu Apr 08
  • RT @welfordtim: @JonathanPieNews https://t.co/r2hwhXGEZG Wed Apr 07
  • RT @MrMichaelSpicer: Shocking news about Creme Eggs because I always thought they were made of mashed kale, spring water, and the wholesome… Mon Mar 29
  • @Cambslive Are the swans getting tooled up? Fri Mar 26
  • RT @Natt: Welcome to another morning on the island where a significant portion of the population wakes up every day angry that people fleei… Fri Mar 26
  • RT @tutubuslatinus: ego sum Groot! https://t.co/iwamNna7p6 Mon Mar 15
  • RT @danielmarkhurst: So ends Series 4 of @RichardOsman's #HouseOfGames! A series where Angela Barnes established herself as the best player… Sun Mar 14
  • RT @Coldwar_Steve: https://t.co/EiYWxiEEQE Sun Mar 14
  • RT @giantcat9: Probably the best heavy cavalry in history. https://t.co/EihzVQj7zI Sun Mar 14
  • Is this the funniest and stupidest thing humans have ever done? Been laughing for 10 minutes now. https://t.co/F3DLu0x1CB Sun Mar 14
  • RT @CountBinface: Have I got Huey Lewis And the News For You? #makeyourvotecount https://t.co/6rGbJN6dev Fri Mar 12
  • RT @burgerdrome: Every British paper in the last 48 hours looks exactly like this https://t.co/7p1bIvlUyO Fri Mar 12
  • RT @officialnhaynes: Look, it’s Lego me and Lego Bettany, your local ancient world biker gang 😁 https://t.co/P6A38KffCY Mon Mar 08
  • RT @BTCC: “Girls on Track is working on the premise that you’ve got to see it to be it. It’s showing girls and their parents and teachers t… Mon Mar 08
  • RT @dannymccomedy: Listen guys, we need heavy rain to sound more terrifying. Any ideas? https://t.co/mNXdfbQ9tn Sat Mar 06
  • @Stigmurder Have you ever filmed yours to see what they do when you're not looking? I love this video, only watche… https://t.co/jUsnjyuVqZ Fri Feb 12
  • RT @TomHughesDesign: YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE, SGT. ANGEL! https://t.co/LnUj8Ek15R Fri Feb 05
  • RT @RichardDawkins: https://t.co/g9xXSXt757 Thu Feb 04
  • @eemessick Wish there was a "Like every response to this idiocy" button for people like Lorraine. Tue Feb 02
  • RT @paullikesbooks: @RosieisaHolt You could literally replace every minister in government with Ben Swain from The Thick of It and increase… Mon Jan 25
  • RT @GoldenVision90: £800 fine for anyone who says "that's before my time" during a quiz. Sun Jan 24
  • RT @BTCC: 📰 BREAKING NEWS: PMR confirms Plato for 2021 👉 https://t.co/v1vUAHfLAU #BTCC https://t.co/aVLptM7hbL Fri Jan 22
  • RT @RochdaleHerald: Joe Biden becomes 45th adult to become president of United States Wed Jan 20

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