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  • @arseblog This is pretty much exactly how I feel. Poor from all involved. I can see this summer turning into an absolute shambles. Thu Jul 11
  • Devastating news about Reyes who played such a key role in our Invincibles season. RIP Jose. #AFC Sat Jun 01
  • Joe Willock did more in 16 minutes than Ozil did all game. #AFC Wed May 29
  • It’s frightening where we would be this season without Aubameyang and Lacazette. #AFC Thu May 09
  • @arseblog You could keep this tweet in your drafts for years. Sat Apr 27
  • @arseblog Kane was offside before their pen, Vertonghen encroached on our pen and Rose vs Leno was a red. Also, Son… https://t.co/NPuKNvvwLV Sat Mar 02
  • @gunnerblog The confidence and positivity in his forward passing is incredible considering his age and experience. Wed Feb 27
  • This aged well @talkSPORTDrive. https://t.co/qjLO1fKvDj Sat Feb 23
  • @tommydla You’re probably right, but those are the sort of players Arsenal should be targeting. Sun Jan 27
  • @gunnerblog If we’re willing to spend £35m on a winger we should be looking at the likes of Hudson-Odoi or Zaha. Sun Jan 27
  • Oh man, @ROMACuaron deserves every single one of those Oscar nominations. The cinematography is probably the best I… https://t.co/vnFSO9B0dJ Tue Jan 22
  • @HectorBellerin You’ve got 10 years on the skipper and he’s come back stronger. Keep the faith! Tue Jan 22
  • Great result tonight. Fingers crossed that injury to Hector Bellerin isn’t as serious as it looked. He is one playe… https://t.co/stHOybI3sK Sat Jan 19
  • Randomly decided on a stroll to the top of High Tor this morning. Will definitely be doing this more often! https://t.co/CzcQc9ppBv Fri Jan 11
  • @BBCOne Not sure how I feel about tonight’s episode. Will there be a sixth series? Fri Jan 04
  • Piers Morgan has pretended to be controversial for decades. There is no way a 53-year-old man gets this disgruntled over a sausage roll. Thu Jan 03
  • @arseblog We need to buy a centre back in January and stick a deal back on the table for Ramsey. Do we have an option to recall Nelson? Thu Dec 27
  • Watched Arrival last night and was not prepared for that ending. Such a unique and powerful film. Thu Dec 13
  • @arseblog Probably because it was still 0-0 and their goal threat was non-existent. Sat Dec 08
  • @arseblog It feels like this referee is Mike Dean’s apprentice. Sat Dec 08
  • Would love to see @rickygervais given a chance at hosting the Oscars. Fri Dec 07
  • @joemalone22 Agreed. Can’t remember seeing so much passion, fight and commitment since the Invincibles era. Must ha… https://t.co/MgUAyMaWt1 Sun Dec 02
  • North London is red and Emery is a genius. Loving this new Arsenal. #AFC Sun Dec 02
  • Absolutely gutted for Danny Welbeck. That’s probably his last appearance in an Arsenal shirt. #AFC Thu Nov 08
  • @AnfieldRd96 You’ve obviously never heard of Marouane Chamakh. Sat Nov 03
  • Kolasinac vs Salah scares me more than a trip to the dentist. #AFC Sat Nov 03
  • @arseblog Completely agree. I’m rather worried about the prospect of facing Liverpool without Monreal and Bellerin. Sun Oct 28
  • Unai Emery seems to have brought out the Jay-Jay Okocha in Alex Iwobi. Completely different player this season. #AFC Mon Oct 22
  • A favourite film quote from a certain Robin Williams: “You’ll have bad times, but it’ll always wake you up to the… https://t.co/33pArHuVAV Wed Oct 10
  • Banksy must know a real life version of Q from the James Bond films. Sat Oct 06
  • @arseblog I thought you added the name Gurban Gurbanov for comedy value. Turns out that’s actually his real name. Thu Oct 04
  • Probably not the first to mention this, but it seems Adama Traore has a microfibre wash mitt glued to his scalp. Sun Sep 23
  • @gunnerblog I’m absolutely fucking terrified of facing Liverpool this season. Sat Sep 15
  • Just watched Hacksaw Ridge, which was partially ruined by the fact Andrew Garfield looks like Thibaut Courtois. Oth… https://t.co/rW4XHOSYQ1 Fri Sep 07
  • @arseblog Emile Smith Rowe has to be a candidate to fill that Ozil role in the Europa League. He looked very impressive during the summer. Thu Aug 30
  • @joemalone22 His infamous third season implosion is well and truly underway! Sun Aug 19
  • @mediocentroEN You claiming to be an Arsenal fan also makes zero sense. Sun Aug 12
  • @dcfc87 Yeah good shout, I think Moutinho and Traore will be massive for them. Thu Aug 09
  • Liverpool and Fulham have made some quality additions this transfer window. Thu Aug 09
  • @ameliajcx I haven’t touched the stuff for nine years next month. Don’t miss it one bit! Sun Aug 05
  • @Shabbynewts I never said it was on my head mate! Plucked the bugger from me beard! Thu Jul 26
  • Reasons I’m starting to feel old: – Last month I had to renew my driving licence – Last week I had to stop myself… https://t.co/BIC8JNvTlm Thu Jul 26
  • Liverpool have really pushed the boat out to sign Vince from the Fast & Furious franchise. Thu Jul 19
  • @Rhino_03 I genuinely couldn’t believe what he said. Amazing that he’s allowed to manage, let alone commentate! Sat Jun 23
  • Phil Neville stating Eden Hazard never goes to ground is possibly the most moronic thing I’ve ever heard from a commentator. Sat Jun 23
  • Evil Genius on Netflix is both incredibly fascinating and deeply disturbing. Well worth a watch if you’re into true… https://t.co/tgKm8rVCMy Wed Jun 06
  • @arseblog I’d agree with most of those ratings. Xhaka improved dramatically towards the back end of the season. Tue May 15
  • Just watched the new @rickygervais stand-up on Netflix and it’s absolutely brilliant. Without a doubt one of the best comedians out there. Fri Mar 16
  • Szczesny strolling into the tunnel gesturing at Spurs fans just made my night. Should never have let him leave Arsenal. #AFC Wed Mar 07
  • I absolutely cannot believe the hypocrisy I’m hearing from Danny Mills on @bbc5live. How he gets airtime on any pla… https://t.co/6WILgcoXk1 Wed Jan 03
  • Yet another sickener from Dele Alli, but I’m sure the media will give him a free pass because he’s young, promising… https://t.co/2tMfzV8kB1 Sat Dec 16
  • City have been immense so far this season, so naturally I’m terrified of what could happen if Arsenal capitulate today. #AFC Sun Nov 05
  • The Ox has set himself up for a pretty uncomfortable season with Arsenal if none of these moves materialise. #AFC Wed Aug 30
  • Delighted for Wenger. Given the circumstances that has to be the most satisfying of his FA Cup wins. #AFC Sat May 27
  • What a phenomenal fight. Delighted for Joshua. Huge respect to Klitschko who is an incredible athlete. This is why people watch sport. Sat Apr 29
  • Typical of me to produce the biggest sneeze of my life whilst walking upstairs with a brew. Quite an effective way of burning your hand. Mon Oct 31
  • If Daniel Sturridge gets an assist this tournament it'll probably come from a wayward shot. Mon Jun 27
  • Some of Joel Campbell's assists this season have been genuinely world class. #AFC Tue Mar 08
  • Today is one of those days I wish I could completely rewind and start again from this morning. Thu Dec 31
  • Difficult to wake up with any sort of positivity after reading about what has happened in Paris. Thoughts are with all those affected. Sat Nov 14
  • I really need to get out the habit of falling asleep whilst using my phone. Sleep-texting can be a very embarrassing thing. Tue Oct 20
  • Been waiting months for the new season of Homeland and it's finally back on TV. Big up Channel 4. Sun Oct 11
  • Almost everything Mourinho has done this season has backfired and it's fucking brilliant. Long may it continue. Sat Oct 03
  • I reckon today is the first time I've slept for more than four hours since August. Good start to the day! Wed Sep 23
  • There is no bigger cunt in football than Diego Costa. Running around a pitch bullying players then acting like the victim is truly pathetic. Sat Sep 19
  • Cech, Gabriel and Coquelin were all outstanding tonight. No other positives really. Our season feels like it hasn't quite started yet. #AFC Mon Aug 24
  • The video of that chemical explosion in China is absolutely insane. Thu Aug 13
  • It's taken me about an hour but I'm finally content with my fantasy football team. Bring on the new season! Thu Aug 06
  • Some fans spend all summer rubbishing transfer rumours to then come out and abuse journos for confirming their original beliefs. Weird. #AFC Thu Jul 30
  • Never usually comment on Championship stuff but if Shackell helps Derby to promotion nobody will care about his age or transfer fee. Thu Jul 23
  • Roger Federer is the Ozil of tennis. Everything he does is so calm and effortless. Fri Jul 10
  • Wow, I have never experienced a storm as bad as that before. In fact, nothing even comes remotely close. Amazing! Sat Jul 04
  • I'd love to meet the parents of Maria Sharapova to congratulate them on producing such a flawless human being. Fri Jul 03
  • This heat and humidity is ridiculous. I think I'd be better off trying to sleep inside an active volcano. Tue Jun 16
  • It's that time of the year again where I'm constantly flipping my pillow over to the colder side. No sleep for me tonight. Fri Jun 05
  • Suarez, Evra and Chiellini in this year's Champions League final. If that isn't a recipe for disaster I don't know what is. Wed May 13
  • This snooker final is absolutely incredible. So many twists and turns make it impossible to call. May the best man win. Mon May 04
  • @AmyMellorx I guess so! And that's just one story, there are plenty more haha. Thu Apr 09
  • @AmyMellorx my dad came home drunk last week. Mum found him in the kitchen with two cheese cobs stuck to his head. Does that count? Thu Apr 09
  • Sterling has turned down a contract that offered a 185% increase in his wages. The writing is on the wall Liverpool fans. Wed Apr 01
  • Mike Ehrmantraut has got to be up there with some of the best TV show characters ever. Brilliant in both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. Mon Mar 30
  • Danny Rose going down like a sack of shit will be of no surprise to anyone really. What an embarrassment. Sat Mar 21
  • I'm gonna call it now and say Walcott will not be at Arsenal next summer. #AFC Sat Mar 14
  • Got to be honest, I'm massively gutted about having to wait until September for the new season of Homeland. Properly hooked. Sun Mar 08
  • It's a fucking disgrace how the BBC are trying their best to cover up Rooney's dive. If that was Suarez the pitchforks would be out. Mon Feb 16
  • Today I've covered reception, spoke to a few learners and walked into town for lunch. All this time my fucking fly has been undone. Great. Mon Feb 09
  • Umm, I don't think their Sanchez is quite as good as ours. #AFC Sun Feb 01
  • Plenty about with foglights on, despite there being no actual fog. If you think it looks cool you're a massive bellend. Absolute pet hate! Mon Jan 26
  • Campaigning against a convicted rapist by threatening to rape somebody else. Now there's something I never thought I would hear. Thu Jan 08
  • I love how ITV seem to be showing a Bourne film every couple of weeks. What an awesome fucking series. Sun Jan 04
  • How typical of Mourinho to come out with daft comments following a poor performance. Takes all the focus off his players. Sun Dec 28
  • Tottenham doing an Aston Villa of a few years back, scraping wins and getting all the luck in the world. So annoying. Sat Dec 27
  • Just read about what's happened in Glasgow. Such terrible news. Thoughts go out to all those affected. Mon Dec 22
  • Gary Cahill starting to make a name for himself for all the wrong reasons. That was a disgraceful dive. Sat Dec 13
  • The thought of Aubameyang running at Mertesacker has my arsehole twitching already. Not confident. #AFC Wed Nov 26
  • That's it, I have a man crush on Alexis Sanchez. Worth every single penny of that £35m. World class. #AFC Sat Nov 01
  • Unless I'm going completely mad, a stretcher was just brought on for the Anderlecht player with a cut lip. That's extraordinary. Wed Oct 22
  • A friend just shared the original Playstation intro theme on Facebook. Talk about nostalgia! Brings back so many memories. Wed Oct 15
  • I've just seen the Jules Bianchi crash video and to be quite frank I'm surprised the lad is still alive. Hope he pulls through. Mon Oct 06
  • Ozil back in his rightful position tonight. #AFC Wed Oct 01
  • Gripped on this episode of 24 Hours In Police Custody. Definitely worth another watch. Mon Sep 29
  • It staggers me how most of Jeremy Kyle's guests cannot pronounce the word hospital. Mon Sep 15
  • Pleased we've signed Welbeck under the circumstances. He's quick, strong, hard working and versatile. Let's give the lad a chance. #AFC Mon Sep 01
  • Debuchy is an animal. Relentless energy, great going forward and doesn't shirk out of a challenge. I've moved on from Sagna already. #AFC Wed Aug 27
  • Terribly sad news about Robin Williams. Mrs Doubtfire and Jumanji will remain two of my favourite ever films. RIP to a childhood hero. Tue Aug 12
  • Signed up to @Airbnb today as it looks like a brilliant service. Hopefully I'll be getting some use out of it over the coming months. Sun Jul 27
  • Can quite categorically say I have just woken up from the weirdest dream in history. Sun Jul 27
  • Christ, Fabregas is losing his hair quicker than me. I guess that's a direct result of signing for Chelsea and working with Mourinho. Mon Jul 21
  • Scarlett Johansson in Avengers Assemble. Wow, just wow! Sat Jul 19
  • For Algeria to take Germany to extra time is an achievement in itself. Most of their players are fasting too. Magnificent effort. Mon Jun 30
  • It's a sad state of affairs when pundits are praising players for not going down. Sun Jun 29
  • FIFA should ban Suarez for six months and insist he wears a muzzle in every game until retirement. Maybe then he will get the message. Tue Jun 24
  • I wish I owned a sniper rifle. I'm sure then these birds outside my house would think twice about waking me up each morning. Loud bastards. Thu Jun 19
  • If you think you're having a bad day, spare a thought for Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He is sat at home watching Shola Ameobi play in a World Cup. Mon Jun 16
  • I don't see how it's possible for anyone to dislike @Alex_OxChambo. Explosive player blessed with a great temperament and decent banter. Mon Jun 09
  • So mentally drained after that final. It's never easy, but we got there in the end. Huge relief for everybody linked to the club. #AFC Sat May 17
  • As much as I love Szczesny, I want Fabianski to start tomorrow. He's played a huge part in us getting to the final. #AFC Fri May 16
  • This new version of Snapchat is the dog's bollocks. I hate dog's bollocks. Sat May 03
  • Almost decapitated our family dog on my sister's birthday. That would have been rather emotional. Sun Apr 27
  • My sister has just been told she had a strong chance of being born with Down's syndrome. Great, I'm never going to hear the end of this. Thu Apr 24
  • All these people I never knew were Liverpool fans have come slithering out the woodwork today. Must be a massive coincidence. Sun Apr 13
  • Three metres away from a 46-inch TV and I'm squinting. Think it's about time I took notice of those annoying Specsavers letters. Mon Mar 31
  • Love watching River Monsters, which is strange because I couldn't care less about fishing. Fascinates me what can be found underwater. Sun Mar 09
  • Just watched the maximum break made by @ronnieo147 yesterday. That left-handed pot on the red was one of the best shots I've ever seen. Mon Mar 03
  • From what I can gather, Rooney is being paid £300k a week to trip over the atmosphere and wave his arms at the ref. I could easily do that. Tue Feb 25
  • Giroud currently has more PL goals and assists than Negredo, yet receives more abuse than praise from certain Arsenal fans. Sad really. #AFC Wed Jan 29
  • Today's picture quiz provided lots of entertainment. One of our students thought Hitler was Super Mario and Yoda was The Grinch. Thu Jan 23
  • The guy refereeing this snooker final is ace. He's just had some idiot removed from the crowd for excessive shouting. Brilliant. Sun Jan 19
  • Liverpool fans moaning about Eto'o should cast their minds back to last season when Suarez remained on the pitch and rescued them a point. Sun Dec 29
  • Well, here goes nothing. Just about to press play on the final episode of Breaking Bad. Tue Dec 24
  • I'd rather stab myself in the face with a pitchfork than go to work tomorrow morning. Fuck you illness. Sun Dec 15
  • A big happy birthday to @Reithy88 and @jamesorme92. Only the finest of specimen are born on this date. Mon Nov 25
  • All I've done so far today is play with my new 46-incher. Hello Netflix, goodbye social life. Sat Nov 16
  • Ramires is an absolute disgrace to football and should be punished retrospectively for simulation. That point could win Chelsea the league. Sat Nov 09
  • Great day for Arsenal. Ramsey in the form of his life and Gnabry looking like a decent prospect. #AFC Sat Sep 28
  • @piersmorgan this is slightly embarrassing for you after bitching about the club all summer. Mon Sep 02
  • The more I get asked to hurry up and do something, the longer I will take to do it. Simples. Wed Aug 28
  • It seems Wenger is in a situation now where any transfer will be seen as reactive rather than proactive. #AFC Tue Aug 20
  • I love it when some shitbox Picasso comes flying round a corner on the wrong side of the road. Absolute fucking moron. Tue Aug 06
  • Genuinely not sure if I'm hallucinating or there's a sparrow chasing our dog around the garden. Sun Jul 21
  • There are 64 days in this transfer window and we are currently on day eight. Worried Arsenal fans need to chill the fuck out. #AFC Mon Jul 08
  • A 34-year-old work colleague has just enquired about a local LEGO exhibition. No wonder he was reluctant to pass on his name. Tue Jul 02
  • Vettel with a gearbox failure on the home straight at Silverstone. Bet Webber is having a chuckle to himself. Sun Jun 30
  • Watching @Mo_Farah earlier was some experience. The guy is an absolute machine. His performance alone made today worthwhile. Sat Jun 22
  • Neymar is a fantastic player but I'm still not convinced he will reach the heights of Messi or Ronaldo. Sat Jun 15
  • Some people crack me up. Apparently we aren't allowed to form opinions anymore as they are pointless and make no difference in life. Thu May 23
  • Anyone struggling for motivation in life should drive very slowly through the village of Quarndon. Thu May 16
  • It amazes me how Bale won POTY despite being booked for diving four times this season. Cheats should never be allowed to prosper. Sat May 04
  • Why is Rodgers moaning? Suarez physically bit a fellow professional for the second time in three years. He needs to learn it's unacceptable. Thu Apr 25
  • Two explosions on a state holiday at a major marathon. Sadly looks like terrorism. Thoughts go out to all those affected. Horrible scenes. Mon Apr 15
  • I voted for @piersmorgan to be most plastic Arsenal fan of the last 40 years. Vote for yours and win awards ceremony tickets via @SkySports. Fri Apr 12
  • What a night of Champions League football. This is what Spurs will be missing out on next season. Again. Tue Apr 09
  • Mick Philpott been found guilty. About time the scumbag was removed from our streets. Let's just hope he isn't allowed back out. Tue Apr 02
  • I hope @GarethBale11 realises his fourth dive of the season nearly cost his teammates a place in the Europa League quarter-finals. Thu Mar 14
  • Stoke lose in the last minute, Spurs crumble in comical fashion and Chelsea force another replay. What a great day of football. Sun Mar 10
  • Gareth Bale has received eight yellow cards this season. Four of those were issued for simulation. Disgraceful. Thu Mar 07
  • I wish Wenger would throw Podolski up top for a few games. Reckon he could hit some real form playing in a more central role. #AFC Tue Mar 05
  • After 22 years on this planet I have only just discovered the honey badger. There's me thinking it was some sort of urban legend. Sat Mar 02
  • Just watched the life story of Ronnie O'Sullivan. That guy is a true inspiration. Fri Feb 22
  • Two years ago we beat Barcelona with Djourou and Eboue in defence. Arshavin and Bendtner came on as subs. We can do this. #AFC Tue Feb 19
  • Over the last two years we have beaten Barcelona and Milan at the Emirates. More of the same tomorrow night please. #AFC Mon Feb 18
  • Bayern Munich have conceded just seven league goals this season. Our performance on Tuesday will have to be something special. #AFC Fri Feb 15
  • I see Bale has copied the free kick stance and haircut of Ronaldo. What a complete and utter knob. Thu Feb 14
  • Over the next seven weeks, Spurs face two Europa League fixtures, three London derbies and trips to Liverpool and Swansea. They will crack. Sun Feb 10
  • All that money Ronaldinho must have earned yet he still hasn't sorted his teeth. Wed Feb 06
  • With Beckham training at Arsenal I'm hoping he can show Walcott a thing or two about set pieces. #AFC Tue Jan 29
  • Top Gear returns tonight. At long last, something on TV that is actually worth watching. Sun Jan 27
  • Podolski really showed his importance tonight. Always has something to offer the team. Struggle to understand why fans criticise him. #AFC Wed Jan 23
  • Is Will Hughes completely over-hyped or did he just not show up today? Didn't look anything special to me. Sat Jan 19
  • Lance Armstrong has completely ruined Dodgeball. His inspirational speech towards the end of the film is now meaningless. Fri Jan 18
  • Wilshere was in a completely different class to everyone else. Always wears his heart on his sleeve. He is the future of Arsenal. #AFC Wed Jan 16
  • Apparently, Tony Pulis was moaning about the Chelsea players holding in the box. What next, Suarez to complain about racists and divers? Sat Jan 12
  • Let's face it, United would be in deep shit without Van Persie. Every honest football fan will acknowledge this. Sat Jan 05
  • Theo Walcott was unplayable tonight. A hat-trick and two assists should keep the doubters quiet. Hugely important we keep him now. #AFC Sat Dec 29
  • What an amazing game and breathless second half. Being an Arsenal supporter is rarely boring. #AFC Sat Dec 29
  • Just performed a full length dive to prevent the toilet seat clattering against the bowl. Szczesny would have been proud. Sat Dec 29
  • Emergency services are often forgotten about over Christmas. Thanks to them I still have a great grandma, who is now recovering in hospital. Wed Dec 26
  • Just found a hair in my George's meal. Most people would be extremely horrified but it wasn't a pube and the chips were nice so no big deal. Fri Dec 14
  • Can't knock Gervinho's consistency. That's two games in a row he's missed from six yards out or less. #AFC Tue Dec 11
  • Just been browsing Twitter with live snooker on in the background. Turns out I've missed around 90% of a 147 break. Absolutely gutted. Wed Dec 05
  • The electric chair should be brought back for all those buyers on eBay that never leave you feedback. Only takes a fucking second. Thu Nov 29
  • Not all there today. Just tried to wash my hands with Colgate. Sat Nov 24
  • After the abysmal sacking of Roberto Di Matteo, it won't be long before we see Mick McCarthy at Chelsea through process of elimination. Wed Nov 21
  • Why on earth didn't they make more than 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers? This saddens me. Sun Nov 18
  • Those first few stretches of each and every morning are absolute bliss. Fri Nov 09
  • Casually having a meal with @JosephRWhelan at Pizza Hut. Claim to fame! Sat Sep 15

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