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  • @dmierau You in Vancouver? Looks to be a few. Use PlugShare my dude https://t.co/RYPrUS0iBm Mon Aug 15
  • @dmierau Nothing on PlugShare? Mon Aug 15
  • @secretasianman A question I should ask myself before I post anything Mon Aug 15
  • Published 110 years ago today https://t.co/ythfou5sgG Mon Aug 15
  • @Abrahamburger91 Weaponizing morality? I don’t think you understand what pretentious means. I on the other hand, un… https://t.co/78Us3zCIA8 Sat Aug 13
  • @MusicSF @sfchronicle @SFC_Datebook Don’t know what the owners is talking about. First, almost no one drives to Bot… https://t.co/iUTOsW0xV7 Fri Aug 12
  • Ahh, high ranking government official. Pelosi? Biden? Harris? Thu Aug 11
  • Cops everywhere, helicopter circling mission bay, and the bomb squad is out. What is going on?! #sanfrancisco Thu Aug 11
  • Anyone else ever mistake the fog horns as your phone going off on vibrate? Wed Aug 10
  • @Ashfire908 I know that feeling, it’s awful ☹️ Thu Jul 28
  • @Ashfire908 Ugh Thu Jul 28
  • @Ashfire908 20%!? Holy fuck Thu Jul 28
  • Nice to see that @elonmusk and I have the same body type: middle-aged-barrel-of-visceral-fat on toothpicks Fri Jul 22
  • @chd Hunter Biden's iCloud account got popped so there's some videos/images circulating of him during his drug-fuel… https://t.co/9ag0RIEE4N Mon Jul 18
  • @m_turner @LastPassHelp Hey Martin, I was dealing with the same issue. Are you looking at the settings in the web v… https://t.co/RcFzltwW2J Mon Jul 18
  • #RenewTheOrville It is the will of Avis Mon Jul 18
  • @lenazun Elite tier anxiety Mon Jul 18
  • @zip Just use 🐷 instead Sat Jul 16
  • @zip Da fuq? 😡 Sat Jul 16
  • @Abrahamburger91 My piss smells like San Francisco: Soylent and weed Sat Jul 16
  • These #JWST images are jaw dropping Tue Jul 12
  • @kangaroo5383 🤨😕🤬 Fri Jul 01
  • @SwiftOnSecurity Yeah, they ancient af Thu Jun 30
  • @SwiftOnSecurity Ohhhhh 😅 Thu Jun 30
  • @SwiftOnSecurity Are… you agreeing with today’s decision? 🤨 Thu Jun 30
  • This final season of “America” is wild. What rights/protections are they gonna lose next? Thu Jun 30
  • RT @GavinNewsom: Abortion is legal in California. It will remain that way. I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for wom… Sat Jun 25
  • RT @evacide: If you are seeking an abortion or looking for information about abortion in a place where abortion is banned, this is the best… Sat Jun 25
  • https://t.co/OwIpCaMghA Fri Jun 24
  • Fucking fuck Fri Jun 24
  • @nancypili @chrsdcook I’m all for defunding the police, but Urban Alchemy? I was under the impression that they wer… https://t.co/yrf6AAFf0p Fri Jun 17
  • @agarwal @sm @GrowSF Thanks for helping make SF into a neoliberal police state. Crime is a symptom of poverty and i… https://t.co/Hsvy41DoKY Wed Jun 08
  • RT @chrsdcook: Seriously, think about it: The #ChesaBoudin recall campaign has spent more than $7 MILLION, mostly Republican and corporate… Tue Jun 07
  • RT @ADHDinos: Storytime https://t.co/1Ykv5uY6Xr Thu May 12
  • Two years Wed May 04
  • @JessicaLBurbank What if I have Roblox? Thu Apr 28
  • RT @patdennis: Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are… Thu Apr 28
  • Don’t Tesla my Twitter 😤 Thu Apr 14
  • @lenazun Neurotypical culture over-values pointless work Thu Mar 31
  • One of these days I’m gonna get me a drone and find the jerk who runs his leaf-blower for half an hour in my neighb… https://t.co/RA4jtkQIXe Thu Mar 31
  • Here we go again #BA2 https://t.co/SFNtXkzpxI Tue Mar 22
  • I felt that one #earthquake Sat Mar 19
  • @Blu_Jckt_Dave @Uber Yep Sat Mar 12
  • The answer is clearly wheels Thu Mar 10
  • Middle out! Wed Mar 02
  • That stalled Russian convoy sure is lined up nice and pretty. Can we just park a few A-10s with the keys in them so… https://t.co/TxyHWvRryJ Tue Mar 01
  • Credit: https://t.co/VZpROjoMa1 https://t.co/f60b7TSZi9 Thu Feb 24
  • @PicardTips I do this, 100% of the time Thu Feb 24
  • @truebe I’d say we’ve developed an affinity for nation building but we’re not necessarily all that great at it Thu Feb 24
  • Guess I’ll be staying up all night listening to @BBCNews 😢 Thu Feb 24
  • 2022: Everybody gets nuked Thu Jan 20
  • @GIFs NOT FUNNY Sat Jan 01
  • @Nora I hate it here Fri Nov 19
  • @jayholler @jmhodges @KTVU I’m down 🙂 Tue Nov 02
  • @jmhodges @jayholler @KTVU Lol, yeah! It was real short, you said something like “I’m just trying to live and get stuff done” Tue Nov 02
  • Just saw @jmhodges on @ktvu news Tue Nov 02
  • @boblord Should be fine. What’s the worst that could happen? Mon Oct 25
  • @craigcalef The ice cream. They’re like 25-33% shorter than they used to be Wed Sep 22
  • All this shrinkflation is getting out of hand. Drumsticks are significantly smaller. I had to eat 5 to get sick to… https://t.co/oBghaULks6 Wed Sep 22
  • I used to think turning 40 meant that I was getting old. Turns out it’s owning and using a shoe horn that’s the true indicator of senescence Mon Sep 20
  • @asdf Right? Folks on Tiktok have infiltrated a few of the antivaxx groups. This video has been making the rounds https://t.co/MWJmjbJg6H Wed Sep 01
  • Correction: they’re drinking HERBICIDE now! Glyphosate (Roundup) specifically Wed Sep 01
  • The antivaxxers have moved on from drinking livestock dewormer to fucking PESTICIDES! I… just… WHAT⁉️ Wed Sep 01
  • @Ashfire908 I've been having a really strong urge to buy an old PIII/K7 system and build a vintage Win95c box Mon Aug 30
  • @truebe A traditionalist Fri Aug 13
  • @kangaroo5383 Early morning (4-6am) when the air quality is best Fri Aug 13
  • @hypatiadotca @_r_o_n_e_ I put 200hrs into Beyond Earth hoping it would get better the more I played. I was wrong. Wed Aug 11
  • @chtemplin 🤦‍♂️ Wed Aug 11
  • @olix0r Should be fine. Just stick to -eating- it, ya know? Wed Aug 11
  • @sargonas I do the opposite of this. Buy things from stores that I intend to use, realize I don't actually need it,… https://t.co/4tlvgrfPfY Wed Aug 11
  • It’s crazy to hear Coyotes at night in San Francisco. My cats get a little freaked out by it, poor little guys Mon Aug 09
  • @truebe And not a bad one at that Sat Aug 07
  • @JasonR_EG @CivGame China out there buying up ALL the water tiles Thu Aug 05
  • @roach I don’t know why you try. It’s nigh impossible to lead them to the truth when they view scientific facts as “propaganda” Thu Aug 05
  • Please let this just be a weird summer cold and not covid. I can’t go through that again Tue Aug 03
  • @roach The dose makes the poison. Prop 65 doesn’t take that into account Mon Aug 02
  • RT @ida_skibenes: We live in a world where girls and women are FINED for trying to cover up while playing sports, but also EXPELLED from sc… Wed Jul 28
  • @kevinmitnick 141.7 bits. Not bad. Sun Jul 25
  • @kangaroo5383 There are a few aftermarket adapters out there. My MacBook is ancient so I don't have any direct expe… https://t.co/GhxxRfEPgo Sat Jul 24
  • @kangaroo5383 I'm convinced it was a decision that came from Tim Cook himself in order to increase revenue from rep… https://t.co/kd5k6BNhwb Sat Jul 24
  • @lenazun A teenager smacked me in the face with a BART seat cushion. That was fun Thu Jul 22
  • @sargonas Athleisure kilts? You got yourself a fashion startup idea there Thu Jul 22
  • @truebe @lenazun Truebe you'd NEED a horse this size if you ever wanted to ride Thu Jul 22
  • RT @willnoonan: My Dad got to watch Armstrong walk on the moon. I get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a dick into space. https… Tue Jul 20
  • RT @Bob_Wachter: If you're wondering how bad Delta really is, even in highly vaccinated SF (76% of >age 12 fully vaxxed) & still w/ a lot o… Thu Jul 15
  • AirPods Pro are garbage Tue Jul 13
  • RT @LithembaL: Imposter syndrome will have you delaying tasks that could literally transform your life all because you’re not ready to face… Tue Jul 06
  • Drone shows > fireworks Mon Jul 05
  • RT @RashadWeaver: My mom decided today, on her birthday she wanted to break 23 years of trust and bond we had built…. By telling me I’m in… Fri Jul 02
  • I signed up for Twitter 15 years ago today. I still think it’s a fad Sun Jun 20
  • @hoverbird @bhaggs @tw Related: I was able to un-mormonize myself with a form letter I grabbed off some lawyer’s we… https://t.co/XK8tcG2KJJ Sun Jun 20
  • @hoverbird @bhaggs @tw Actually at 15 a Mormon boy would be a “Teacher”. I shit you not Sun Jun 20
  • @gurlcode I should never be allowed access to DNS Fri Jun 18
  • It cannot be overstated just how much I loathe summer. I was not built for such weather Wed Jun 16
  • @Viss Dude, was thinking this last night. Had to scroll through three phone lengths of ads to see actual content Tue Jun 08
  • @truebe I got a soft spot for IV because it’s in SF. It’s also fun to watch the scene where Scotty gives them trans… https://t.co/f0UFYpQbYQ Tue Jun 08
  • So I need to download some Linux ISOs via bittorrent but this hotel wifi I'm using blocks bittorrent. Can anyone re… https://t.co/njYdqfp9sn Tue Jun 08
  • @roach Worth it Mon Jun 07
  • Someday I will learn to stop eating food from random street vendors and people illegally selling BBQ from their fro… https://t.co/CDC6LEqGTt Mon Jun 07
  • @sydgibs Compulsory backpacks Fri Jun 04
  • @Viss I think you might appreciate this insane FPV shot https://t.co/OgcLDkUq6o Fri Jun 04
  • @roach 🤷‍♂️ Wed Jun 02
  • meh Wed Jun 02
  • @Ashfire908 Rage sleep Fri May 21
  • @jayholler Yeah buddy! Tue May 18
  • So some guy walking through the crosswalk in front of my car just stopped and performed a couple of close up magic… https://t.co/0Yu5fWTC4c Mon May 17
  • @roach I feel ya Sun May 16
  • One year Tue May 04
  • @jayholler @secretasianman Like slipping into an alternate timeline Sun May 02
  • Middle out 😏 Thu Apr 29
  • Anyone else feel that one? #earthquake Wed Apr 28
  • FUCK YES Tue Apr 20
  • RT @golovashkina: I swear, it’s the same three headlines every single week: - police shoot unarmed black man - mass shooter bought guns le… Mon Apr 19
  • 99% certain I just saw a man sharing a bottle of booze with a toddler Wed Apr 07
  • Just got my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine! Now I’m off to Whole Foods to pick up the many fine Microsoft produc… https://t.co/MwpImhCedE Wed Apr 07
  • What the what? How is feeling clumsy supposed to help with my anxiety? https://t.co/lhMkRuqUsY Mon Mar 29
  • @roach Dude Sun Mar 28
  • The view from my new place ain’t half bad #oakland #montclair https://t.co/77rQLUCFVK Tue Mar 23
  • My vaccine-sore arm has joined forces with my old man back problems to form a spasmy Voltron Sat Mar 13
  • Just got my first dose of the covid vaccine! Wed Mar 10
  • @Viss @NataliaAntonova MajorBong, dickbong was taken :( Sat Mar 06
  • Moving day Mon Mar 01
  • @laura Yes! I can’t wait to see them again Wed Feb 17
  • RT @TheAlanJohnson: Wait, is Bernie is wearing the same jacket from his meme at the inauguration? https://t.co/q0DtVNpZbB Wed Jan 20
  • RT @acnewsitics: Hey guys, with just 16 days to go, I'm starting to think Mexico isn't going to pay for the wall. Tue Jan 05
  • @kangaroo5383 Cortisol Tue Jan 05
  • RT @Viss: https://t.co/lZ9ncXWnPG Tue Jan 05
  • @johnnyrodgersis This is so freaking cool! Thanks for sharing! Tue Jan 05
  • @roach The Mindful Geek: Secular Meditation for Smart Skeptics Sat Dec 19
  • Now that thanksgiving has passed I can officially say: Bah! Humbug! Fri Nov 27
  • @heykitzy @LeftOfTheDialPC @SetCon1Podcast Awesome! Subscribed to both 😬 Sat Nov 07
  • @heykitzy Hey now! You have a podcast!? You just gained a subscriber Sat Nov 07
  • RT @TheClippy: It looks like you’re writing a concession speech, @realDonaldTrump. Would you like some help with that? Sat Nov 07
  • Scroll, like, scroll, like, scroll, like... Sat Nov 07
  • I’m not stress eating! You’re stress eating! Wed Nov 04
  • https://t.co/ozxDC25l70 Wed Nov 04
  • @thalin Awesome! Thu Oct 15
  • @sargonas and a bunch of printouts from Mapquest Sat Oct 10
  • Just saw some guy mobbing down Polk on a 2-stroke motorized bicycle with two live ducks in the front basket. Thanks… https://t.co/qr8qvS5QI9 Sat Sep 19
  • Fuck Sat Sep 19
  • Where can I find a plasma rifle. I wanna be prepared when the ground rips open and the demons pour out Wed Sep 09
  • The Doom (2016) soundtrack seems appropriate for today. Wed Sep 09
  • This is quite the awkward time to be a sweatier than average person with a stoner's cough. Mon Mar 23
  • @PaulMatadeen #yeswx Fri Jan 17
  • RT @TheSweetKat: It must be DNS Appreciation Day because I’m seeing a lot of resolutions. Wed Jan 01
  • @jack Expectedly emo, classic @jack 😬 Tue Dec 31
  • Yep https://t.co/lnBwaEFvCK Sun Dec 15
  • Ok, Internet. I found this contraption strapped to a tree in San Francisco. Any theories as to what the hell it is? https://t.co/cNYaQX2Gip Sun Dec 08
  • I met a pig. https://t.co/HlHvMqQAl6 Fri Dec 06
  • As I’m leaving I often tell my cats that if they have any meetings while I’m gone to be sure to post the meeting notes to the Slack channel. Sun Nov 24
  • @dane Was on a moped this time. 2 of the previous incidents were on bike though. Tue Nov 12
  • 🤔 https://t.co/0UC5c5pNJk Mon Nov 11
  • Wooo! Time for #earthquakeTwitter So, who’s up and felt that one? Sat Oct 05
  • The time has come that we blow up the sun. It’s comeuppance is overdue. Who’s with me? @truebe? @roach Thu Sep 26
  • Behold my @AmosGoldbaum Candlestick t-shirt and be envious. https://t.co/F41Y9cokex https://t.co/M8yZWPhS4h Sun Jul 28
  • @jpd That would work great! Thu Aug 02
  • At the SPCA hospital with Kepler. Poor little guy is sick, vomited up blood twice today. He was pretty scared when… https://t.co/ukp9k5FdEB Wed Aug 01
  • @Viss The unfollow bug still exists! Thu Jul 26
  • A short list of lies in life: -Bay leaves -Epsom salt -Please unsubscribe me from your mailing list Wed Jun 27
  • @bx We never should have strayed from flat files Fri Jun 22
  • @iano Clearly you've never been a Windows sysadmin. Mon Jun 04
  • @dijkstracula @wm Yes, share it with the Internets 😬 Sun Jun 03
  • @truebe Yeah, that email is really telling Sun Jun 03
  • @wm @dijkstracula Seconded Sun Jun 03
  • @truebe Ok, word. I thought Georgetown was your first pick or something Sun Jun 03
  • @truebe That's fucked man :/ Sun Jun 03
  • @iano Solid Fri May 25
  • @iano It's not too hot? Fri May 25
  • Trump's idea for a Space Force isn't such a bad idea. It might be the only way we can counter Russia's new doomsday ICBMs. Mon May 21
  • I like that I can follow up my commands to Alexa with a "Thank you" and she'll return my thanks in kind. However I… https://t.co/wEs75v5jMC Sun May 20
  • By the age of the 35 you should have learned to stop reusing a low-effort crap meme, ugh Sun May 20
  • @Nora Outstanding way to begin a meeting Fri May 18
  • @mccv Relevant https://t.co/a57lnIHOLi Thu May 17
  • I make far too many gifs of my cats with gboard https://t.co/06OnkC3ZHT Wed May 16
  • Aaand of course youtube time codes don't work here, skip to 1:30 Wed May 16
  • I'm in love with Sassy Popeye https://t.co/TbfbzXVHuj Wed May 16
  • @truebe Money well spent Wed May 16
  • @ddb @ay @mazdakh @PerianneDC @Twitter @gibbongal @jfray @craigcalef That was a fantastic day. I found a blunt that… https://t.co/oo3B1dqIn6 Wed May 16
  • @roach That's not McDonalds 🤔 Tue May 15
  • @ev @michaelpollan Yes: Don't try salvia. Tue May 15
  • @Gusbuckets It's the ideal male body. They may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Thu May 10
  • @kangaroo5383 Bah, too much sun https://t.co/KIr9lravgM Mon May 07
  • @neongolden Brilliant! Sun May 06
  • @hypatiadotca I do something similar with my metal copy of the Bill of Rights from the EFF. I "forget" to take it o… https://t.co/tslUvUIcbV Sat May 05
  • @Etch_AI Hey Etch folks, I'm currently unable to register for your app. I think one of your hosts is offline, possi… https://t.co/ZAg3O2twzk Sat May 05
  • This little asshole kept me up all night with his incessant howling. #cats #gingercatsofinstagram… https://t.co/QAC5xon4zg Sat May 05
  • RT @the_T_bot: I've been experimenting with clickbaity pull request headlines at work. CTR's gone Though. The. Roof!!! https://t.co/R0PP0bc… Tue May 01
  • @truebe It's what Robert E. Lee would want Mon Apr 23
  • @iano Time to fire up tor and hit the darkweb Mon Apr 16
  • @GlytchTech Me too buddy 😊 Mon Apr 16
  • @GlytchTech I enjoy it. It's like a streaming API for your brain. Mon Apr 16
  • RT @riskybusiness: I just lost two hours of work because @Adobe makes shit software. From the bottom of my heart: Fuck you, @Adobe. Mon Apr 16
  • @riskybusiness @Adobe I've been waiting over a decade for someone to rise up and knock them off their undeserved po… https://t.co/DZGXIH6bl3 Mon Apr 16
  • RIP R. Lee Ermey 😢 Sun Apr 15
  • @artur @roach Thanks guys. Ben is on his way to see me. I'm trying to keep it together Wed Apr 11
  • People who leave the default iPhone feedback click sounds enabled... Who hurt you at a tender age? Fri Apr 06
  • @Viss You can be in my top 8 Thu Apr 05
  • @wamandajd Super-sweaty-hoodie-clad Zuck? Tue Apr 03
  • @delaneytarr Y'all should just start carrying borderline inappropriate things in your bags: pill bottles filled wit… https://t.co/L3wYJtnPPW Tue Apr 03

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