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DaveLContrarian
David Hunter
Contrarian macro strategist with 69 years of experience on wall street. parody

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  • @WifeyAlpha Just a little shake out before the melt-up Mon Jun 13
  • @PutinsBitchBoy This melt-up ain’t big enough for the two of us, bitch boy. Watch and learn. Thu Jun 09
  • @gurgavin Time to short tech Wed Jun 08
  • @TaraBull808 This is even more ridiculous than the melt-up idea Tue Jun 07
  • @SahilBloom Or just use the internet Tue Jun 07
  • @chadsgx Nancy understands the parabolic melt-up has begun. To the bears - See Ya! Mon Jun 06
  • @thetradingchick Rally now, Rally later. The melt-up has begun. Watch and Learn. Mon Jun 06
  • @WifeyAlpha See you in the fall. https://t.co/ltliExDZmw Mon Jun 06
  • @Helloimmorgan Gm https://t.co/8JRBdUZroU Mon Jun 06
  • @WifeyAlpha Market like Viagra Mon Jun 06
  • @WifeyAlpha All Time Highs by end of week. See Ya! Mon Jun 06
  • BOTTOM IS IN https://t.co/UAonrxPDnR Sun Jun 05
  • @TXMCtrades @NYFedResearch 1 out of 6 houses were also bought by hedge funds who’s risk was assessed primarily base… https://t.co/OCxjSqccWv Sun Jun 05
  • @WifeyAlpha I certainly pinned my most important take. Sat Jun 04
  • @mo_el_le @sbwuatx45lamar gross Sat Jun 04
  • @iamtheonexo @WifeyAlpha @mellionaire7 @Wendys I’ve been beckoned Sat Jun 04
  • @frank76201006 The feds will roll over faster than I do when my wife’s boyfriend comes home. Back to QE by end of year. Sat Jun 04
  • @steve_alarm This is my new account. My wife took my other one away. Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha Safe travels, CQ. See you on the moon. https://t.co/QN4f0U0Har Sat Jun 04
  • @LongDongDonkey Looks like a very good boi Sat Jun 04
  • @chadsgx Don't worry, lad. The melt-up is days away. Sat Jun 04
  • The market is very flat today. Must be consolidating for the melt-up. Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha If this damn market would finally melt-up, I would have a hot voodoo wife too. Sat Jun 04
  • @jimcramer Jim, hope you’re ready to plant some shrubs on the moon. The parabolic melt-up is just days away. Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha @INArteCarloDoss I’m back! Get in, we’re going to the moon. Sat Jun 04
  • RT @DaveLContrarian: @Vinestain @WifeyAlpha The coming melt-up will be such a parabolic, face ripping rally that it will claim many lives,… Sat Jun 04
  • @Vinestain @WifeyAlpha The coming melt-up will be such a parabolic, face ripping rally that it will claim many live… https://t.co/UuSCn1dTx6 Sat Jun 04
  • RT @DaveLContrarian: @WifeyAlpha If you call a rip to all time highs, a recession. Sure. Watch and learn Sat Jun 04
  • RT @DaveLContrarian: @FiatTipsy @WifeyAlpha We’ll see who’s high when you take a hit of this parabolic melt-up Sat Jun 04
  • Today my therapist asked me if the melt-up was in the room with us right now. Told her to watch and learn Sat Jun 04
  • @FiatTipsy @WifeyAlpha Excess cash reserves flow back to the govt during QT. We melt-up to the moon Sat Jun 04
  • @brettbly @WifeyAlpha Nothing gets past Brett Sat Jun 04
  • @FiatTipsy @WifeyAlpha We’ll see who’s high when you take a hit of this parabolic melt-up Sat Jun 04
  • @KeithMcCullough https://t.co/ic6PDgIGfD Sat Jun 04
  • Love u @KeithMcCullough Sat Jun 04
  • My portfolio hedge was asking Keith how to get a PPP loan back in 2020 Sat Jun 04
  • @WOLF_Financial No chaser Sat Jun 04
  • @WOLF_Financial Bear tears Sat Jun 04
  • @zerohedge Moon Sat Jun 04
  • My wife has threatened to leave me if this fucking market doesn’t rally soon. Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha Oh look the moon, just where the market is headed in the coming weeks. Watch and learn Sat Jun 04
  • In the coming weeks, oil will fall from the skies above, heavily, and we will see a rapid descent to $20 pbl oil. Sat Jun 04
  • @Jake__Wujastyk Watch and learn https://t.co/94uJintwBt Sat Jun 04
  • The market will go up faster than my penis back in 1943 Sat Jun 04
  • Want to know why I don’t provide financial advice? Watch and learn Sat Jun 04
  • It will be the most parabolic rip to new highs in our entire lifetime. Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha If you call a rip to all time highs, a recession. Sure. Watch and learn Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha We’ll see what they have to say when markets hit new highs by end of week. Then we all remember that sm… https://t.co/b1OBl8h9YU Sat Jun 04
  • @WifeyAlpha Watch and learn, mate. https://t.co/6inusXSWXJ Sat Jun 04
  • For those of you who haven’t heard yet, I predict that in the next 30 days, the market will hit new highs - highs h… https://t.co/RGDXPkHUFo Sat Jun 04
  • @flying_rodent @ewebhines @ewebhines maybe u should just stop being poor Thu May 26
  • RT @paulg: I recommend this. I did it last year after I noticed that I wasn't seeing tweets by people I followed who had few followers. Bas… Sun May 15
  • RT @DekmarTrades: Every trader should be SAVING SAVING & SAVING right now! Take the next 4-6 months and do not waste your money on anythin… Sun May 01
  • @thetradingchick let them eat lentils Fri Apr 01
  • @thetradingchick Putin because he is probably fine with an apocalyptic suicide type route Mon Mar 14
  • @KayKilbride ✅ https://t.co/hvVHCrqJXl Mon Mar 14
  • sold 150 $AMZN puts at 2.0, holding 25%, re entry time contingent upon market reaction to fed meeting https://t.co/jmZZEWHJiC Mon Mar 14
  • @RealMattMoney smh Mon Mar 14
  • @zck lmao bruh basel isn’t work trust me Fri Mar 11
  • RT @growing_daniel: Our airplane made an emergency landing because a passenger said he doesn’t support Ukraine Fri Mar 11
  • @swoph she’s been at dinner for a week https://t.co/Ej2QfMh1vM Fri Mar 11
  • @RealMattMoney @girltraderselin At least y’all gettin message requests https://t.co/5DJ1AEO0qM Fri Mar 11
  • @litcapital @girltraderselin my face when I make a trade Fri Mar 11
  • @chadsgx classy kicks bro Fri Mar 11
  • @Gabrielloubeusa didn’t the pandemic prove exactly the opposite? Fri Mar 11
  • @WOLF_Financial https://t.co/RWRdlRgiDF Fri Mar 11
  • @KayKilbride Wouldn’t be opposed to subbing out current admin for a 9 y/o at In N Out 🤷🏽‍♂️ Fri Mar 11
  • @RealMattMoney Panama 🇵🇦 Fri Mar 11
  • Congrats $SARK fam, good time to take some profits and hold off for a relief rally re entry Fri Mar 11
  • IMO, wait for NASDAQ below $10K before going long! $QQQ https://t.co/5dFhby1ZzH Fri Mar 11
  • As inflation continues to soar, earnings will begin to reflect the loss in discretionary spending. Still bearish… https://t.co/GsYwRnxdYh Fri Mar 11
  • RT @data168: This is the slowest market crash ever. Fri Mar 11
  • Hi Fri Mar 11
  • $13,5 into $AMZN April 1 $2000 Puts. Up 12% Now https://t.co/jP4Yv7x6v7 Fri Mar 11

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