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• WTF - Felony for fraud? Maybe not the best decision, but I give her kudos for caring about a kid. Meanwhile our pol… https://t.co/4YYRpYSCKW Sat Jan 26
• Casey Smitherman, Indiana superintendent charged with insurance fraud, says she "led with my heart" to help student… https://t.co/LLygF1SrlH Sat Jan 26
• This is the jam FUNKY DRUMS 1972: James Gadson - Bill Withers https://t.co/3NjngD8Z9A via @YouTube Sat Dec 15
• Bloomberg gives Johns Hopkins a record $1.8 billion for student financial aid. https://t.co/SCzfi0tiYc Sun Nov 18
• Hart Senate bldg. Kavanaugh Protestors. https://t.co/MVQgrPgsOQ Tue Sep 04
• Go Sammy! The Come On- Black and White TV (redux) https://t.co/tmlkvPRUnJ via @YouTube Tue Aug 07
• @bphilhour @MarjanPhilhour @LondonBreed Congratulations! Tue Jul 24
• RT @HumansOfLate: https://t.co/HxFcNv7kL3 Sun Jul 22
• Michael Rapaport Stops Man from Opening Plane's Emergency Door Mid-Flight - TMZ https://t.co/21eHQYyuxw Sat Jun 23
• IF he actually supports this, I can’t say he is all bad. https://t.co/NTGRAdsGEr Fri Jun 08
• Do one simple thing today, we don’t have to change the whole world. Just be a flicker of a light, be kind to someon… https://t.co/51saRO6X5I Fri Jun 08
• Logic - 1-800-273-8255 ft. Alessia Cara, Khalid https://t.co/Xs9CnWfabm via @YouTube “I want you to be alive” Fri Jun 08
• RT @pattonoswalt: National Suicide Hotline 1 800 273 8255 I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH… Fri Jun 08
• Why, why, WHY Anthony Bourdain? RIP, I am so sorry. Fri Jun 08
• Check out CANNABINOIDS: Understanding Marijuana as Medicine by Roslyn Dauber on @Kickstarter https://t.co/6zqjal7FGl Fri Jun 08
• I just backed CANNABINOIDS: Understanding Marijuana as Medicine on @Kickstarter https://t.co/2IUhXcKoV9 Fri Jun 01
• Watch on #Periscope: Americans for safe access https://t.co/GOy6Ek3c0k Thu May 24
• RT @MichaelDiScala2: @RWeidenmaier @nyjets @rebeccaalpert1 Pay attention to the issues compelling players to kneel in the first place. and… Thu May 24
• Good job CJ! Like it or not we must stand up for our rights and those of others. It is the right to voice our opini… https://t.co/kK8SQKLTov Thu May 24
• RT @MedMarFilm: Check out our medical marijuana film trailer! https://t.co/lle5UqEt2b Like it? Consider a small donation. Thanks! #mari… Mon May 14
• Get through your inbox twice as fast with @SuperhumanCo. Request an invite at https://t.co/H7VXt4SSxW! https://t.co/9Cn4CwM6z5 blank Thu May 10
• RT @Angels_Piano: I won’t let you forget tonight dahling 😍💋 #talk #music #vidcon2018 #piano #singer #newsong https://t.co/U2Dikt20LO Sun May 06
• Watch on #Periscope https://t.co/Q2IXXnu5bJ Sat May 05
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• Blind Melon Live https://t.co/Sds7spv9kc Sat May 05
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• Blind melon!!!! https://t.co/RxXukiZ2Ve Sat May 05
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• Fan of Nick Cave or not. Watch 20,000 Days On Earth. Great film. Thu May 03
• @kanyewest I’m peein myself, I quite like it. Don’t hate. Sat Apr 28
• RT @peteholmes: This is amazing! I love @thestanleybros and their mission to better the world. Heart emoji hashtag cbd https://t.co/xtzOkNG… Fri Apr 27
• @kanyewest Why is everyone hating? Fri Apr 27
• RT @TomArnold: Dude give it a rest. They're at a funeral. https://t.co/euunMAAtsE Sun Apr 22
• RT @memzoo48: @Usefulbeforeuse @DennisPerkins5 @suprgrl08347556 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/oexik6o0Rn Mon Apr 16
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• Amazon's automated grocery store of the future opens Monday - Reuters https://t.co/CpEh3lGyBA Mon Jan 22
• RT @C_BassGorka: You see when Republican say shit like the Internet is free again. What they mean is giant multinational corporation's are… Sat Dec 16
• RT @shapeofwater: CHICAGO・AUSTIN・DALLAS・BOSTON・NEW YORK・LOS ANGELES・SAN DIEGO・PHOENIX・SAN FRANCISCO・ATLANTA・WASHINGTON DC #TheShapeofWater… Fri Dec 08
• My bad, Shape of Water (no the) an amazing film. #ShapeofWater Fri Dec 08
• Shape of the Water... One of the best movies I have ever seen. Beautiful, amazing film. Go see it! Fri Dec 08
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• RT @HeerJeet: Credit where credit is due. This is genius. https://t.co/N4nEMX6v32 Sun Dec 03
• RT @julybby_: my stepmom owns & operates a funnel cake food truck in Jacksonville, FL. one retweet could get her her next customer. thank y… Mon Nov 27
• RIP HH. Thu Sep 28
• Hahah I can't type well on a small screen. Tue Jul 25
• My dog is played by dead. https://t.co/x6pPWW1f0D Tue Jul 25
• Attention all airlines it's called Empathy Luv me some Southwest Airlines https://t.co/K6cqgGRl2o Fri May 05
• RT @JosephAlani: This is the best response I've seen so far #United #NewAd https://t.co/9twxJBTuly Tue Apr 11
• I am officially adding @united to my personal "No Fly List" along with @Alitalia I wish @SouthwestAir had Europe routes. #unitedAIRLINES Tue Apr 11
• @DannySancho @wfaachannel8 And did you see those who are being deported who are here legally? This is fascism! Thu Feb 16
• @jusaknob @wfaachannel8 Yeah what about people who are here under the Dream Act, and paying taxes? They too are being deported. Get a grip. Thu Feb 16
• @ArsenalFCTX Well I agree, but there are so many lovely pine trees to enjoy! Tue Nov 08
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert I shouldn't have to take this route to have service. It's messed up. What service do other "members" get w/o social? Tue Oct 25
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert if I send you my info, I'll assume that there are records of my umpteen calls and you don't need to talk to me correct? Tue Oct 25
• @mtbert I'm willing to waste another 20 minutes of my time on the phone with you, I'll explain how Aetna can save your co. & shareholders $$ Tue Oct 25
• @mtbert I waste hours of my time and get NO resolve. I feel bad for those who pay premiums and have no social media. Wtf? Tue Oct 25
• @mtbert I am so pissed off I don't know what to do. You are (imho) crooks!!! Tue Oct 25
• @mtbert They placated me, and probably you too. Shame on you and shame on Aetna your company is so botched it's disgraceful! Tue Oct 25
• @mtbert The minions who say that they work in your executive resolutions dept are just that. They never resolved any issue I raised. Tue Oct 25
• @mtbert Aetna, what can I say... Either totally clueless or absolutely crooked. No ifs ands or buts. Flat out SUCKS! I'm so over it Tue Oct 25
• RT @petershankman: “Ten Ways to be Happier When You Live/Love Someone Diagnosed With #ADHD” https://t.co/tzraxtgzci Sun Aug 28
• I wish I had NOT chosen Aetna for my health insurance. Really, really sick of feeling ripped off. At every turn. @AetnaHelp @mtbert Mon Aug 15
• Fried Milk wow https://t.co/qQFeQrDsVo Wed Aug 03
• Uni and Ikura https://t.co/oD1d9WO1qm Wed Aug 03
• Happy Birthday my Son! https://t.co/tsr7tbrD2m Wed Aug 03
• Spoke and Bird Chicago... Amazing! https://t.co/dTHuuz6RO2 Wed Jul 27
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• Pappy's Smokehouse in St. Louis https://t.co/Z76sG4atH6 Tue Jul 26
• Sweet potato bacon Gouda fries at HammonTrees Grilled Cheese in Fayetteville, AR #foodtrip https://t.co/r70WoeZZHc Mon Jul 25
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert Feeling better about the situation w Aetna sincerely appreciate the attention. Thank you. Looking forward to resolution. Sat Apr 23
• RT @petershankman: What the hell, 2016? Can you stop taking talented people, please? This whole freaking year is some bullshit! #RIPPrince Thu Apr 21
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert Have someone who actually understands the Labyrinth (AKA Aetna) and who has authority to make decisions, call me. Thu Apr 21
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert I am beginning to realize (call me naive) that the hoops & obstacles are put in place intentionally on Aetna's behalf. Thu Apr 21
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert It's a very simple matter but Aetna has made the procedures so unreasonably difficult Thu Apr 21
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert nor do I believe the Aetna reps with whom I have spoken are capable of actually rectifying, or effecting change. Thu Apr 21
• @AetnaHelp @mtbert I would like to resolve this issue, but thus far that my concerns have not been addressed Thu Apr 21
• @mtbert I would so much appreciate a phone call from your office. Your 40 million member org is in dire need of logistical help. Seriously. Fri Apr 01
• @mtbert I hope you learn how absolutely horrific it is to be a new member of Aetna! It's impossible to get any measure of service! Mon Jan 11
• @vaman33 open this week lets go!!! Sun Dec 13
• This is a real bonus while enjoying your kid's team sport. https://t.co/rV9omWO6jy Sun Dec 13
• @vaman33 I'll bet it was a great time! :-) 😜 Sun Dec 13
• @vaman33 nice trying to find pics of that from years past... Sun Dec 13
• @vaman33 Nutcracker? Sun Dec 13
• @vaman33 what r you up to my friend? Sun Dec 13
• My kids rock... And so do yours, with that said I just want to say my kids rock. Hahaha. Sun Dec 13
• It's a beautiful day and I'm happy to be alive! :-) Sun Nov 01
• My backyard http://t.co/EiveHLETAh Mon May 25
• It's reeeeeaaaly dark at 2:30 in the afternoon. Mon May 25
• @BeerPedaler @nxnwbrew you too Tony. Gotta love some NXNW beer and food! Sun May 03
• On this day, my wish: Be a decent human, after you figure this out, listen to a different point of view other than your own with earnest. Fri May 01
• ...Your family and friends organize and pay for your treatment b/c you are an addict... Take advantage of it and heal. #addiction Fri May 01
• VR|46 !!!!!!!!!! Sun Apr 19
• RT @itsKunalSheth: Uber drivers here are boogie http://t.co/OIiAHearAz Tue Mar 17
• My bad, here is a link that works: seriously see the $$ paid to your MD before you swallow your RX https://t.co/uVlxB0LqVY Fri Feb 13
• Before swallowing pills prescribed by your MD, follow the $$ trail from the pharma machine: http://t.co/GIdRxz3iJw Fri Feb 13
• Hello World, I hope you are feeling wonderful! Sun Feb 08
• Oops, last minute grocery store run... I must be getting old. #fail http://t.co/8a2HLSxRBs Mon Sep 15
• I guess a diet of Chicken McNuggets or Chick-Fil-A compromises kids to the point that a common childhood sickness is now a disease to avoid? Thu Aug 28
• How many vaccinations did we get, in contrast with the plethora that is mandated our children? Is there need to circumvent chicken pox? Thu Aug 28
• Anybody interested in doing something creative, interesting, and profitable that contributes to our fellow humans? If so let me know. Thu Jul 17
• Thanks for all the Birthday love everyone! Thu May 01
• Sick of waiting on hold and trying to navigate telephone menus? Check out http://t.co/kFX3rkqY7y this rocks! Mon Apr 21
• @AlohaArleen leave w money in my wallet. Sat Apr 19
• How long have you been using twitter? Sat Apr 19
• @OnlyyEli having my handle @eli is a wonderful thing. ;-) Sat Apr 19
• Wow poor Denver. That was harsh. Mon Feb 03
• Ha, just made Passport Photos on: http://t.co/H5Y2j86tCD Thu Oct 03
• Right on @senorsammy I like the new album! Sam Barron's New tunes Hex Moon available now. :-) http://t.co/d2J2SRSwaQ Tue Aug 06
• RT @senorsammy: Hex Moon arrives nearly finished:http://t.co/Uer6bUlwd8 Tue Aug 06
• G raj Mahal. Sun Jun 09
• Note to self: While having Indian cuisine and the server suggest a plate "Extra Spicy" request MILD. The shuttle will liftoff in 3, 2, 1... Sun Jun 09
• Dental work, oh joy! Fri Jun 07
• Ho hum all work and no play makes Eli a dull boy. However duty calls. Thu May 23
• Feel like I want to boogie. ♫ http://t.co/tQfDIrWU Fri Feb 01
• Happy New Year!! Mon Dec 31
• Join me on @Kiva. A $25 loan can change a life! http://t.co/eJDkvmOH via @Kiva Thu Nov 08
• Is there anybody out there? ;-) Sun Oct 14
• Calculated how many gallons of water I wasted when I accidentally left the sprinkler on for 7.5 hrs... 8,000 gallons: FAIL Tue Aug 28
• Fortunately, no I was not at or near the Empire State Bldg. Fri Aug 24
• @danno23 hey bud, how are you? Wed Jun 20
• @elicolner Its been many years... You? Wed Jun 20
• Mmmmm food Mon May 07
• @troynalls Come on Troy, it happened before the trophy... It was the bus. btw my Twitter account is blowing up. Mon Feb 06
• @2Sexy2474u2 @Giants Thanks, but I had nothing to do with it, Do love me some Giants, and Eli Manning too! Mon Feb 06
• @PShah_11 Hahahaha Mon Feb 06
• Gotta Love @Eli Manning! Mon Feb 06
• @parkerainsworth Diggin your new trax! Thanks Parker. Sun Dec 11
• Happy Holidays, peace and love! It is good to be alive :-) Sun Dec 11
• Danno u always make me smile bro! Mon Dec 05
• @ScottAllen @jonleeclark No they ought not. Mon Dec 05
• F-it I am coming back 2 Twitter... hahahaha Mon Dec 05
• What could I do to entertain the folks that mention me? I am happy to comply, but please give me some inspiration... Mon Dec 05
• I must say that I think there is the potential of mistaken identity here. But hey keep it coming. I can take it... Mon Dec 05
• @NicolMarieeee Yeah a different Eli though... :-) Mon Dec 05
• @JassiemElise y r u laughing at me? Mon Dec 05
• RT @JonMediaWeb: @Eli giveth, @Eli giveth a lot... Mon Dec 05
• Am I the Eli you think I am? I don't speak much Spanish, I do speak some Italian, I don't play football, but I am human... Mon Dec 05
• RT @EricStangel: In preparation for Cyber Monday, I just pepper sprayed my computer... Mon Nov 28
• RT @tw1tt3rart: ┊┊┊┊┊╭╭━╭━╮━┳━╮ ┊┊┊┊┊┃┣▅╋▅┫┈┈┈┃ ┊╭━━━┻┻━╯━╯┈┃┈┃ ◢▉◣┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈╰┳╯ ▉▉▉┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┃┊ ◥▉◤┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┃┊ ┊╰━━━━┳━╮┈┈┈┈┃┊ ┊┊┊┊┊┊┣━ ... Mon Nov 28
• Congressman Paul is correct, it is called "blow-back" look it up. http://t.co/NzWdSyc #CNNTeaParty Tue Sep 13
• Startups Open Sourced eBook for $7 http://t.co/rF7grAt via @appsumo Thu Apr 28
• I will miss you Rielle. :'( Tue Mar 22
• Is it just me, or does SXSW cause gnarly headaches in the morning (late afternoon in my case) ? ;-) Sat Mar 19
• @dustinmeyer and... Fire your annoying clients who are incapable of being satisfied. Sat Mar 19
• I love my kids! They are cool. Sat Feb 19
• Yo @Jawbone @Netflix, my VDay guilty pleasure movie is Blade Runner Theatrical Cut. Mon Feb 14
• It certainly has been a long while... Thu Feb 10
• RT @tw1tt3rart: #TWITTERART ╲╲✦Ⓢⓐⓝⓣⓐ✦ ╲╲╭━━━━━━╮╲╲╲╲╲╲ ╲╭┻━━━━┳╮┃╲╲┣┫◯╲ ╲╰┳━━━┳╯╰◯╲╲╲╲╲╲ ╲╲┃◤◯◥┃╲╲╲╲┣┫◯╲╲ ╲╭┻╯▼╰┻╮╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲ ╲┃╯╯╰╰╰┃╲╲┣┫◯ ... Fri Dec 24
• Spam, spam, and more spam, people teaching others how to create more spam, and useless junk. Just create content that people want! Fools. Wed Nov 17
• @emerille Nice! Fri Oct 29
• All work and no play makes Eli a dull boy. Wed Oct 27
• I think it is time WE look at how we can make the world a better place, and stop expecting other people to change. Tue Jun 29
• Take a look at this heartbreaking photo from the Gulf - then sign the petition to get America off of oil: http://bit.ly/9pN6Pb Sun Jun 06
• I feel highly euphoric w/o aide of substance, I love my life. I am happy to be alive! :) Gratitude for no glaring reason. I like it. Fri May 07
• I was selected for the "new" body scan at Heathrow airport. I don't really like the idea of people having free nudie pics of me. Disturbing. Thu May 06
• Smoking a fine cigar (the kind you can't in the US) on my last night in Italy. Grazie Antonella. I am going to miss it here. Esp. Erika Wed May 05
• I just voted for TisBest Philanthropy on the Seattle 2.0 Awards 2010! http://bit.ly/s2a2010vote #in #fb Tue May 04
• @gapingvoid get a mac Wed Apr 21
• Have you seen Visioneers? If not you should. http://www.visioneersthemovie.com/ Wed Apr 21
• @Visioneers Great film! Really great film. Thank You. Wed Apr 21
• So much for my idea of efficacy http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36582695/ns/health-behavior/ Fri Apr 16
• RT @rozdauber: Check out our work-in-progress documentary site on psychedelic research - http://bit.ly/kr06s Tue Mar 30
• I thought Agave was safe :( http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/03/30/beware-of-the-agave-nectar-health-food-fraud.aspx Tue Mar 30
• Jack Johnson - Honor And Harmony: http://blip.fm/~lr1y3 via @addthis Fri Feb 26
• To all my friends: I have an awesome opportunity, that is opening up in various cities in the US, if you are interested let me know soon. Fri Feb 26
• I love my Mac's they just make me smile. Why can't BMW's be more like Mac? Tue Jan 26
• Check out the trailer for an upcoming documentary that some friends are making http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3tj34xmD4k Mon Dec 28
• listening to "Chopin Nocturne Op.9 No.2 (Arthur Rubinstein)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~hwyfh Thu Dec 17
• listening to "Fanfarlo - I'm A Pilot" ♫ http://blip.fm/~gxrzz Fri Nov 27
• @DjDiddlesSkittle: ♫ http://blip.fm/~gxr1o Fri Nov 27
• Interesting version... I like it. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gxm8f Fri Nov 27
• @isotope13 Happy Turkey Day. Hope you are well. Thu Nov 26
• listening to "Just Jack - The Day I Died" ♫ http://blip.fm/~gw8ya Thu Nov 26
• It's nice to be out of consumer-land for Thanksgiving, I am thankful that I am alive and have such good friends, family & Italy :) Thu Nov 26
• Leaning tower of Pisa http://tinyurl.com/yzzsyms http://twitpic.com/p8byg Thu Nov 12
• Pisa!! http://twitpic.com/p8b2l Thu Nov 12
• Made it to the hotel in Florence! :) http://twitpic.com/p7xqt Thu Nov 12
• @dcagle I love my iPhone, but screw that B.S. what a waste of time. Sorry to hear that Apple feels the need to censor all thing political. Wed Nov 11
• Modern day digital bank heists http://bit.ly/23wlEj Wed Nov 11
• Happy Saturday! Just one question... Are we totally insane? http://budurl.com/jg72 Sat Nov 07
• Watched a crazy flick I had not seen before at a theater here in Cagliari http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446685/ Fri Nov 06
• @AriShaffir Glad to see the makeup came off ok ;) Sat Oct 03
• The Livery The Livery The Livery Sat Oct 03
• Scary - http://bit.ly/HQIf9 Fri Sep 18
• @mrfire You ought to check out http://feelingfree.net/ Thu Sep 17
• Take the Swine Flu Vaccine? Think again... http://bit.ly/12SQg0 Thu Sep 17
• @joerogandotnet but can u put your weeeeeed in it? Fri Jul 03
• Celebs are dropping like flies Sun Jun 28
• Sorry let me try again. Tons of good stuff on Twitter just too much spam. Sat Jun 27
• ROTFL I am watching Back at the Barnyard with my kids. I swear I hear Wanda Sykes. This show is a trip. Sat Jun 27
• @husseymichael Business as usual Sat Jun 27
• @HumanityCritic HaHa good point! Sat Jun 27
• yak yak yak... Tell me something interesting. I have been off Twitter for months and I swear too much crap. Sat Jun 27
• @HumanityCritic yeah but the funny part is, I saw Carrot Top in Vegas not too long ago and I laughed my ass off. Sat Jun 27
• Damn I miss Italy, and El Paso today does not look so appealing. Tue May 26
• Dominos Pizza is kicking ass with technology, now if they would just put healthy stuff inside I think they might take over the world! Thu May 14
• I am back to the grind... Thu May 14