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Eric T. Cartman
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  • @broflovskite You son of a BITCH! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite FUCK YOU! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite You're just mad that my dad was a Denver Bronco and your dad is a stupid Jew lawyer. Tue Sep 22
  • @JunesDept Good. Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite Cuz you used your Jew brainwashing techniques on me! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite Because you're gaslighting me, Kyle! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite No! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite At least I'm not a fuckin' Jew! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite Shut up, Kyle!! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite But I don't really cry at night because I don't have a dad, that was just a joke.. Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite Well I was obviously just faking it the entire time so there's no reason to dwell on it.. Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite ..That wasn't me, that was my tourette's. Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite SO THEN HOW THE FUCK CAN I HAVE DADDY ISSUES?! Tue Sep 22
  • @broflovskite I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DAD, YOU STUPID JEW! Tue Sep 22
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite Is that jealousy I hear? Because you know that way more people are into me than you? Mon Sep 21
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite I don't care. You'd just have to be incredibly retarded to want to date Kyle, that's all. Mon Sep 21
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite Heh, why would you even consider going out with that Jew? Mon Sep 21
  • @lamPirateKing @broflovskite What the hell do you want? Mon Sep 21
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite Wow. Then I guess Kyle isn't completely hopeless after all. Mon Sep 21
  • @broflovskite Let's be honest, Kyle. Who the fuck would want to go out with a ginger Jersey Jew? Mon Sep 21
  • @RJWildz So I guess you can live.. For now. Mon Sep 21
  • @RJWildz No. It would just be a waste of energy. Mon Sep 21
  • @RJWildz Yup. Mon Sep 21
  • @HamburgerRobber Of course it does. Mon Sep 21
  • @Sad_Celery Why, because you know I'm right? Sat Sep 19
  • @Sad_Celery You're not fooling anyone, dude. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz No.. It's because I was going easy on her because she's a chick. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz That's different! Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz I'd kick the shit outta you, dude. You're a GIRL. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz Pfft. I'd like to see you try. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz Bitch, I can watch whatever the hell I want. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz And I'd rather watch you die. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz I didn't think it was true either at first. But I've done the research and it's the most plausible explanation there is. Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz Dude, what?! This makes perfect sense! Just think about it! Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz I'm just trying to keep people informed of what really happened on 9/11! Sat Sep 19
  • @RJWildz Why?! Because I'm trying to spread the truth!? Sat Sep 19
  • @Quackersjduck That's a good question. You should ask Kyle. Fri Sep 18
  • I just wanna remind everyone that Kyle was the mastermind behind 9/11 and he got off scot-free. And people say the… https://t.co/4RgWC3v5Cx Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery Yeah, you are. Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery Fine. Just know that everyone thinks emo kids are fags. Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery That's bullshit. It's totally worth it, dude, trust me. Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery You just hate life because you haven't experienced all the good stuff yet. Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery Like food and video games and prank calls and stuff! Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery No, that's the lame stuff. I'm talking about the fun stuff. Fri Sep 18
  • @Sad_Celery That's not true. There's tons of fun stuff to do. Fri Sep 18
  • @RJWildz You don't think I can do it?! Cuz I'll do it, dude! Thu Sep 17
  • @RJWildz Okay, I'll do it right now! Thu Sep 17
  • @broflovskite @RJWildz Well, do you have a better idea, Kyle?! Thu Sep 17
  • @broflovskite @RJWildz Why not? Thu Sep 17
  • @broflovskite @RJWildz Yes. We could tie Riley up, put duct tape over her mouth and keep her in your basement. Thu Sep 17
  • @broflovskite @RJWildz Maybe we can do something. Thu Sep 17
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite Don't you fuckin' dare! Thu Sep 17
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite @iSmartNFunny_ Shut up! Thu Sep 17
  • @broflovskite @iSmartNFunny_ Yeah, sick! Thu Sep 17
  • @broflovskite What, nuh-uh! Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite They aren't gay, they're funny! That changes a lot once you keep that in mind, Kyle! Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite I resent that! I have no shame for any of the things I draw in my journal! Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite What are you implying, Klye? Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite Pfft, heheh.. Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite I don't need to explain myself at all! My drawings are pretty self explanatory. Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite Explanation for what? Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite Goddammit. Remind me to kick that clone's ass. Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite The more important question is why are you looking at my fucking diary, Kyle?! Wed Sep 16
  • If I get it, you're getting it too, Kyle. https://t.co/nHuZnba3iN Wed Sep 16
  • @broflovskite Then draw me with muscles next time, Jew! Fri Sep 11
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Son of a bitch.. *He walks away* Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Okay, Jesus! You'll have to stop living in denial at some point! Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Fine. I was just trying to educate you. Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Chillax, dude! Just accept it. Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Because it is! Duh! Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi What do you mean how?! Thu Sep 10
  • Why aren't I ripped, dude? https://t.co/MlVYHvy8FL Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi That's fuckin' gross! Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Sick, dude! Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Nice. You've made the right choice, Brimmy. Thu Sep 10
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi So you agree that the Xbox Series X is better than the Playstation 4? Wed Sep 09
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Damn right, it's kewl! Wed Sep 09
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi That's right! Wed Sep 09
  • @Erika_Cartman Kay. Tue Sep 08
  • @Erika_Cartman Fine. Go ahead and waste your money then. Tue Sep 08
  • @Erika_Cartman What? Tue Sep 08
  • @Erika_Cartman Nothing. Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi What? The Xbox Series X is backwards compatible for every previous generation! Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Pfft! "Cool." Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Just waiting for the Xbox Series X to come out. Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Same, brah. Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi So what's up? Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Exactly, right. Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Just wanted to remind you. Tue Sep 08
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi And you're worthless to us. Tue Sep 08
  • @Erika_Cartman Oh. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe God, whatever! You dumb girls would never understand! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Nuh-uh!! Everyone scratches their fuckin' balls! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Nuh-uh! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Ew what?! You're the one who doesn't have balls, dude! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe So then how do you scratch your balls?! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Tell me what's at the bottom of a vagina or else! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Why else would I wanna know?! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe What? Well, then what do you have? Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe So girls seriously don't have balls? Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Dude, I knew girls had balls.. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe You fuckin' bitch... Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe AGH!! *He falls to his knees* Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe What're you gonna do, beat me up?! HAH! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe @Some_kid23 //I don't really give a shit about that. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe OR WHAT, PUSSY?! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe SHUT UP! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe You should respect my male authoritah! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe EY! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe FUCK YOU!! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe YES! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Yes they are, clitface! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Because most girls are! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Don't call me fat, you fuckin' slut!! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe It is too, you stupid bitch! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe You can't argue with genetics, stupid! That's just the way it is! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe What? Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Nothin'. That just makes me genetically smarter than you. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe But you're still a girl, heh! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Wow, you're pretty kewl for a chick. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Nice, brah! Mon Sep 07
  • @Cynical_Marsh Good point. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Fist bump! *He makes a fist and straightens his arm towards her* Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Indeed. Mon Sep 07
  • @Cynical_Marsh Do what you have to do, I guess. Mon Sep 07
  • @Cynical_Marsh Do you really want this dude's approval? Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe As do I. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe That's a good song. Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Nice. Mon Sep 07
  • @Intergalatic3 @St0tchLeopold THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Mon Sep 07
  • @St0tchLeopold I'd change lots of things! Mon Sep 07
  • @Intergalatic3 @St0tchLeopold @Cynical_Marsh Yeah! Mon Sep 07
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi So what's new with you? Sun Sep 06
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi I know. People are just overly sensitive these days. Sun Sep 06
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Heh, totally. Sun Sep 06
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi At least it was funny. Sun Sep 06
  • @Yellow_Brim_Boi Kewl. Sun Sep 06
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters It did happen, asshole! But my mom wasn't getting fucked by a delivery guy! Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters No, that did happen. Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters What?! That never happened! Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters EY! Don't call my mom a slut!! Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters Yes they are, you goth son of a bitch! My mom said so! Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters I'm not fucking fat! I'm big-boned! Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters I am better than everyone else. Sat Sep 05
  • @HairFlipPete @BunnyBoyButters No I don't. Sat Sep 05
  • @BunnyBoyButters Just act like you're better than everyone else and then they'll believe you. Sat Sep 05
  • @BunnyBoyButters Uh-huh. But don't be sad Butters, you can always try acting like someone else to make people think… https://t.co/I9Qx1GTEJh Sat Sep 05
  • @BunnyBoyButters Yup. Sat Sep 05
  • @broflovskite //:D Sat Sep 05
  • @broflovskite //Don't mention it Sat Sep 05
  • @broflovskite //Cool, dude! Sat Sep 05
  • @fuckthefatass Well, maybe I should stop talking to you! Fri Sep 04
  • @fuckthefatass The only reason why this happened is because I talk to you! Fri Sep 04
  • @fuckthefatass Yeah you did, asswipe! Fri Sep 04
  • @fuckthefatass But you're the one who caused it, Jew! Fri Sep 04
  • @fuckthefatass Shut up, Kyle! This is all your fault! Fri Sep 04
  • @Jas_Cool_SpRP Whatever, dude! Thu Sep 03
  • @Jas_Cool_SpRP But you weren't just a second ago! Thu Sep 03
  • @Jas_Cool_SpRP That's stupid! Why come to America if you're not gonna speak English?! Thu Sep 03
  • @Jas_Cool_SpRP What? Thu Sep 03
  • @Jas_Cool_SpRP That not kewl! Thu Sep 03
  • @Jas_Cool_SpRP No one knows what the fuck you're saying! Thu Sep 03
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe I guess. You think he got into heaven? Thu Sep 03
  • @Yellow_Brim_Hoe Yeah, so? Thu Sep 03
  • @RJWildz @broflovskite He should. Thu Sep 03
  • @broflovskite You should take a nap forever. Thu Sep 03
  • @broflovskite Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but he was right about the Jews. Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite You might not think so, but I know just how bad the Jews really are. Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite I'll grow up when you admit Jews are evil, Kyle! Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite That's not childish! Jews can't be trusted most of the time! Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite Because you're a Jew. Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite She's not as suspicious as you are. Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite @Erika_Cartman Ugh. Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite @Erika_Cartman How many times do I have to go over this? I'm not fat. I'm big-boned. Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite @Erika_Cartman Of course not! She doesn't even look like me, she's fat! Wed Sep 02
  • @broflovskite @Erika_Cartman This bitch is simping for you, Kyle! Wed Sep 02
  • @Erika_Cartman DON'T CALL ME A BUTTFUCKER, CLITFACE! Wed Sep 02
  • @Erika_Cartman Well, only a bitch as fat as you would go out with Kyle! Wed Sep 02
  • @Erika_Cartman That's not interesting at all, you dumb bitch! Wed Sep 02
  • @Erika_Cartman Are you fucking blind?! He's a JEW! Wed Sep 02
  • @Erika_Cartman What? Why the fuck would you like Kyle?! Wed Sep 02
  • @Erika_Cartman Totally. Wed Sep 02
  • @RJWildz Yeah, cuz I'm fucking ripped. Wed Sep 02
  • @RJWildz It's completely true. Wed Sep 02
  • @RJWildz Oh. It's still true though. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz No one gives a shit about your approval, dude. You just have a huge ego. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz No. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz What. You think I'm seeking praise and acceptance from you? Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz Well, that's fine then! I don't care what you think! Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz What?! It doesn't even have to be a goddamn person?! Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz But Casa Bonita isn't a chick, you stupid bitch! Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz Do not!! Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz @Cynical_Marsh Really? I didn't think that was possible. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz Dude, that's not fair! Mexican restaurants don't count! Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz @Cynical_Marsh I knew it! Stan's obsession with Wendy knows no bounds. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz So what?! It's fucking Casa Bonita! Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz Nuh-uh. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz That's different, dude. Who doesn't love Casa Bonita? Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz Same here, brah. Guess I'm just immune to simping. Tue Sep 01
  • @RJWildz Stan is gonna fail for sure. Tue Sep 01

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