@_Greatness Right cause until they find the dog I’m acting like a spirit customer Mon Jan 23
@_Greatness Also airlines, don’t lose pets smh Mon Jan 23
RT @RaveenTheDream: Akon threw that hair piece in the air and ran up under it. Mon Jan 23
RT @QuingDev_: Whoa there buddy https://t.co/MQdgqy1IOW Sun Jan 22
My fyp is nothing but the Beyoncé concert and I’m ok with all of it Sun Jan 22
RT @boygrrI: i know theyre both white but i thought about it and i think this is racist Sat Jan 21
RT @MikelleStreet: https://t.co/5Wl5BHrJz7 Thu Jan 19
RT @iwe_nankani: you think that lettuce grew up alone? Tue Jan 17
RT @_Kig3n: My employer finna be mad asf when I pull up in the Airforce Executives💀 https://t.co/3ZfGBU0rVX Wed Jan 11
RT @floomflams: Not you rebranding after attacking women for years on here so badly that your mama had to hop on here to tell us she ain’t… Mon Jan 09
RT @IamHogoe: You commented on one of my pics on my old account and said my dark skin made me ugly, I was in high school. Called me all typ… Mon Jan 09
@marci_projects That’s the hardest part! But I know you’re strong enough to do it for jai money! Sat Jan 07
RT @tinaqueen_15: This was how white kids stared at you in class when the topic was black history month 😂 https://t.co/6dTSf9Ibfh Thu Jan 05
RT @Son_ImSleep: Boy layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top, I would’ve put some singles in his shirt Thu Jan 05
RT @TeamEGreen: https://t.co/Kj6PZ4KkHo Wed Jan 04
RT @PrinceHAK33M: You mean the president doesn’t fly on Southwest Airlines? That’s wild! Sat Dec 31
RT @RatiosCrazy: https://t.co/k8yMxD6KuX Wed Dec 28
@_Greatness @sodamnhuman I mean it’s more than 0 dollars lol. next time you get a bonus you know what to expect Sun Dec 25
@_Greatness @sodamnhuman Bonuses are taxed more. Idk what the rate is but you better only expect to see like 60% of your bonus Sun Dec 25
RT @Parkour_Lewis: “OUR CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME!” -those deer probably Sun Dec 25
RT @Brieyonce: Wearing a Tweetie Bird dress to court is so crazy. Send her to jail too. Sun Dec 25
@_Greatness Seriously! I’m so glad they her as a main character Sun Dec 25
RT @lovekdot: Not the whole nation being cold af. ☹️ Fri Dec 23
RT @big_business_: The views under your tweets is the nastiest update I ever seen. Fri Dec 23
@Leah_Elisa Let it out! Grad school was traumatic enough so I can’t imagine working full time Thu Dec 15
RT @MuchoTV2: How can I dream. If I’m already woke Tue Dec 13
@UcantBlikeB Oh it’s very true. The only document I write at work that’s for the public has a requirement to be wri… https://t.co/g3xRn037cu Wed Nov 23
RT @foxxyllama: https://t.co/ie8s36YSZ1 Mon Nov 14
RT @evrybdyluvbritt: I really want y’all to stop going to get braces at ppl house. Especially ppl who can’t even spell braces…like BFFR man… Sat Nov 12
RT @RealMichaelWT: This looks like a UPN sitcom that ran from 95-99. About 3 sisters running their moms hair salon after her passing. Mon Oct 31
RT @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl: gm https://t.co/NEXy42SUMk Sun Oct 30
RT @Barack_Obutta: Give it up for the Red Squaaaadddd!!!!
Cc: @NickCannon https://t.co/3VnTCXKnj7 Sat Oct 29
@Designerr_Genes I didn’t plan for your/our lazy energy to radiate from houston to Dallas when I moved. I became so… https://t.co/RBG0rCW52i Fri Oct 28
Im closing my laptop after accomplishing 0.00000001% of the things I was supposed to do today Fri Oct 28
RT @_Greatness: Like to think of these as 4 loko rich broke Aunty Tue Oct 25
People in Dallas drive like they don’t have shit to lose Wed Oct 19
RT @Omowale99949437: I'll never forget the summer of 2015 when neggas were pimping their slow cousins for views and money https://t.co/bYyv… Wed Oct 19
RT @Crystalejandro: I’m over here trying to make a doctor’s appointment and they’re asking “how did you hear about us?”
WHO CARES Mon Oct 17
RT @pissyopants1: This how the Cosby show use to come on Sat Oct 15
RT @darnyyy: Criminal - Analise
Family - Claire
Social/Crisis - Olivia
Business - Jessica
Petty- Maxine
And Joan for none of it Thu Oct 13
@darnyyy Lmfao cause seriously what did Joan do Thu Oct 13
RT @AriesFavorite: @NPR Where is the outrage from those that get mad when forgiveness for student loans is discussed? Thu Oct 13
@fantasia_fallon @megggaannn Feel free to move to Dallas and be my esthetician. Thanks!! 😘 Mon Oct 10
@megggaannn Everything is so much more expensive. As much as I was ready to get out of Indy I want the price tags back 😤 Mon Oct 10
@megggaannn It’s gonna grow back so I’m trying to see why it’s $300 lol Mon Oct 10
@megggaannn Agzhshskshahsjxbxj!!! I moved to Dallas!! And the girl I was looking at was $305 Mon Oct 10
How much are people paying for curly cuts now Mon Oct 10
RT @callizda: I’ll keep sharing this till I’m blue in the face 🗣 https://t.co/N0v4gWLKWS Fri Oct 07
RT @imcarpediem_: This Nigga act like he the ONLY person that uses this computer 😂 don't nobody wanna see this shit on the WORK computer ht… Mon Oct 03
RT @ih8rts: serial killers saw these glasses and were like “yoooooo” https://t.co/Q83P5pSiA9 Wed Sep 28
RT @charles270: I hate this whole family. Even the baby. Wed Sep 28
RT @TheOhEmmDee: If you wasn’t in the club drinkin amaretto sours, grey goose or incredible hulks when “No Hands” was fresh you don’t reall… Sun Sep 25
RT @Flghtchiatrist: They old ass confused as hell 😂 https://t.co/0CtJlFLiNG Fri Sep 23
This place is so reactive instead of proactive and I hate it Thu Sep 22
RT @BarkyBoogz: That’s it. Pack it up. Internet’s over. https://t.co/nz8iZSncOr Thu Sep 22
RT @julesterpak: The amount of videos that get posted without people’s consent has become disgusting https://t.co/3WeN91mD17 Tue Sep 20
RT @RezistansM: Capitalism when it sees y’all blaming astrology for the life stressors it’s responsible for https://t.co/RIK3ZuwgJj Tue Sep 20
RT @hellahandsumm: The fuck is these? Knuckles? https://t.co/1whyDBbdU1 Sat Sep 17
RT @TomZohar: Dolly Parton turning on the radio in 1992 and hearing someone else sing “I Will Always Love You” https://t.co/nNyi16SBlL Fri Sep 16
RT @55mmbae: Interracial couple content is very tired Thu Sep 15
RT @KANYEISMYDAD: my community????? https://t.co/rUYM4dix0n Sat Sep 10
RT @rosedommu: British people today https://t.co/lVjlcJaRq6 Thu Sep 08
@sodamnhuman Same and the bin is way smaller than a regular trash can and they don’t pickup boxes so I still have t… https://t.co/crgHh0ncmw Wed Aug 31
@darnyyy The small ass bin drives me nuts! It’s only 2 of us but if I use a normal trash it’s a pain to switch to t… https://t.co/QXlB1CKt8E Wed Aug 31
Valet trash is the biggest scam I’ve ever had to pay for Wed Aug 31
@sodamnhuman And like rent doesn’t cover everything vs a mortgage that won’t cover replacing something like a broken stove Wed Aug 31
RT @j_senae: Jay Z didn’t ask for this lmao! Got 2b and bonding glue in locs is a wild combination. It’s not even Halloween yet😭 https://t.… Mon Aug 15
RT @Crystalejandro: See this is why I hate people. Everybody stood by and watched as the woman assaulted him & used slurs but as soon as he… Fri Aug 12
RT @EbonyKween5: Well wdf u come for? https://t.co/CJUkWnEsvu Fri Aug 12
@scriilllaaa Beybey runs so we can walk lol Fri Aug 12
@scriilllaaa Sis Beyonce nekkid on her cover so you can do it on your birthday Fri Aug 12
RT @gotdamndave: If you see a closed down Church’s Chicken you are somewhere you don’t need to be lol. Fri Aug 12
RT @ShawnReynolds_: Airports are so lawless. They’re like “want a burrito & tequila at 745am? I got you. Also that apple is $73.” Thu Aug 11
RT @paulswaggerr: Bro look like he look at a box of donuts and wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" Thu Aug 11
RT @CuffsTheLegend: 50 Cent really lost 100 pounds thinking he was gonna win an Oscar and that movie went straight to RedBox 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://… Thu Aug 11
RT @DominiqueJL15: I choked. https://t.co/6LcO6sfpx5 Wed Aug 10
RT @TopherPatt: Hey man. Pay these niggas whatever they want. Tue Aug 09
RT @sodamnhuman: If I fall behind on my personal emails it means my life is falling apart and I'm on the brink of complete destruction. Tue Aug 02
@Crystalejandro I always felt bad when I assumed these Twitter gofundme’s were fake. Not anymore 😂 Mon Aug 01
RT @beequammie: I bet you were a messy cheater because you couldn't even remove the quote marks from the memo your PR sent when you copy-pa… Mon Aug 01
@darnyyy I hate it because I forget to save manually often. Online version history was every minute. I’ll get used to it though Fri May 20
@darnyyy Thank youuuuu! My last job was sharepoint based so a version was automatically saved online and that’s how… https://t.co/BB6BnkTWwz Fri May 20
A lot of people say “version control” at work and ✨I don’t know what that means✨ Fri May 20
RT @Brieyonce: Doing dental work in a tube top using a ring light as your light source is MAD Thu May 19
Ridiculously expensive non refundable pet fees are annoying Thu May 19
RT @_raviee: Black storytelling literary devices are my favorite.
1. Introduction: “So tell me why…”
2. Climax: “Come to find out”
3. Re… Thu May 19
RT @fauxfresh: What kinda crackhead kickback is this? 😂 Thu May 19
@sodamnhuman @_Greatness No but the zune was a million times better than my iPod and I had no problem defending it in high school Sat May 14
RT @outtherejch: For every time I’ve heard white folks say “all we have to do is wait for the racist generation to die off”. Sat May 14
@lovekdot 😂 please let me know if you get an answer Tue May 10
RT @lovekdot: Does Tom Hanks claim his son? Tue May 10
@sodamnhuman Now it makes sense! I have to set milestones but I’ll still slip. I had 2 weeks to do something but ru… https://t.co/VvJD9yGrNN Mon May 09
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