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Unclemarkhor
Uncle Markhor
let's just say that this ain't my first rodeo lol

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  • https://t.co/JYpD7wpfTy Mon Oct 18
  • I smile whilst crying to Allah and sometimes break into laughter bcz of the hadith that says that Allah laughs when… https://t.co/E7tXfyVze9 Mon Oct 18
  • @ItsJustJunaid Idk how you man survive without it Mon Oct 18
  • @madsalsasauce When you go to a potential rishta place and talk to them etc uno Mon Oct 18
  • @MMalifreeqi SJSHSHHS SHOW MEEE Mon Oct 18
  • @madsalsasauce yes lol imagine 😂 Mon Oct 18
  • @hisgibberish Yea I did khichri plus shaami instead hehe Mon Oct 18
  • @hmmmmmxm He's not using twitter anymore Mon Oct 18
  • No but I'd acc be VERY interested in knowing the other side of the story lol my favourite is when my sister was t… https://t.co/LufnpvPXwF Mon Oct 18
  • @Handhalahhh @DirilisDanish @haha_hafi Ameen Mon Oct 18
  • @hisgibberish I was planning to mix them in khicri while I reheated it lol Mon Oct 18
  • @juicedatpromise LOOOOL Sun Oct 17
  • @h3770i @majhoolakh It is lol Sun Oct 17
  • @lilmahnaji OMDS ANSHAVAGAFAF Sun Oct 17
  • @h3770i @majhoolakh It's lichrally so obvious girl look at the avi Sun Oct 17
  • I just realized that I forgot to buy eggs last night 🤡 Sun Oct 17
  • @MMalifreeqi Your story was posted? Sun Oct 17
  • @al_batxtiis Okay mom Sun Oct 17
  • @eglafph Interesting Sun Oct 17
  • @dopeuhmine @ExasperatedIsMe Oops Sun Oct 17
  • @ExasperatedIsMe @dopeuhmine https://t.co/953ad83TeK Sun Oct 17
  • 🧍🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/CwtkkC0NSo Sun Oct 17
  • @lostlawless Here https://t.co/VonDC94HWG Sun Oct 17
  • The omran tweet something challenge Sun Oct 17
  • @duckistan_ Oh yes lol Sun Oct 17
  • @_Idris77 oooohhh Sun Oct 17
  • @duckistan_ Why Sun Oct 17
  • @okazakifrag_ 😤😤😤😤 Sun Oct 17
  • ... https://t.co/AUHMA79yG2 Sun Oct 17
  • @okazakifrag_ I was born hyderabadi dude ✋🏾 Sun Oct 17
  • @okazakifrag_ Tweets se tou aisich Lagta Sun Oct 17
  • Don't wanna be dramatic and shut but my pain is the most precious ting I have bcz bearing it with patience is my on… https://t.co/CDGc6c8cEa Sun Oct 17
  • @brzfrmrz Danggg enjoy it lol Sun Oct 17
  • @Glovedhands_ fnu da glu Sun Oct 17
  • @dopeuhmine @ExasperatedIsMe So deep Sun Oct 17
  • @Glovedhands_ Thanks demented 🥰 Sun Oct 17
  • @okazakifrag_ Lekin itta kum karte k bilkul naa karney jesa rehta Sun Oct 17
  • RT @doinglotsofwork: @UncleMarkhor kullu nafsin dzaiqatul maut Sun Oct 17
  • @dopeuhmine @ExasperatedIsMe Oh I'm so sed Sun Oct 17
  • @majhoolakh Not what I was going for ngl Sun Oct 17
  • @dramaybazi Aww :( Sun Oct 17
  • @dopeuhmine @ExasperatedIsMe So lovely of you to say that Sun Oct 17
  • @al_batxtiis It's a program that creates a virtual machine inside it so you can install a whole operating system inside another Sun Oct 17
  • @dopeuhmine @ExasperatedIsMe We should definitely do this again sometime yea Sun Oct 17
  • RT @zikki_h: Birbs https://t.co/y2Hgk1eL1Q Sun Oct 17
  • @okazakifrag_ Or eat Sun Oct 17
  • @dopeuhmine @ExasperatedIsMe Thank you so much for the compliment Sun Oct 17
  • RT @hmmmmmxm: @FizziiChan They not wrong tho Sun Oct 17
  • And the longest of memories is that of Allah sigh. Imagine He remembers every teeny tiny little sin you committed s… https://t.co/0yxK9BbOoc Sun Oct 17
  • Some of us like the dialogue uno ✋🏾 https://t.co/wGEvcFBGKO Sun Oct 17
  • RT @fatiizahra_150: Sitting alone in a parked car is soo therapeutic Sun Oct 17
  • @ExasperatedIsMe Oh poor you Sun Oct 17
  • @Meziayd Lol Sun Oct 17
  • RT @Meziayd: I read as soul mate ok bye 🤧 Sun Oct 17
  • This is such a different vibe from the university of Karachi like it's a completely different world and like, if I… https://t.co/YFZSfINh5F Sun Oct 17
  • @ExasperatedIsMe Yes Sun Oct 17
  • @ExasperatedIsMe And yet Sun Oct 17
  • I've started loving leaving my tweets Sun Oct 17
  • Every soul must taste Sun Oct 17
  • I thought that was in Shaban lol https://t.co/dpXSkCp8kF Sun Oct 17
  • No political stance is acc a support for the existing status quo. To be clear, I don't have much of a political s… https://t.co/HXdois0Qka Sun Oct 17
  • @funnyasfloll That backbiting not back biting uno Sun Oct 17
  • Lazarus pit is useless for him who wants to Sun Oct 17
  • Ajeeb pagal Sun Oct 17
  • What's happening Sun Oct 17
  • If you see me tweet about T20 worldcup don't laugh shush Sun Oct 17
  • Sem lol it's so funny to see y'all go mad like that https://t.co/eVBLdcWWD6 Sun Oct 17
  • @strobri_dudu NO ITS NOT LOOK AT THW EYES AND THAT MOUTH Sun Oct 17
  • @strobri_dudu YOU SEE IT DOMT YOU Sun Oct 17
  • Nusrat fateh Ali khan amirite https://t.co/uUKeFa2uuy Sun Oct 17
  • @eglafph Hmm, so what have you been doing to reduce this time? Sun Oct 17
  • Oh the lengths to which I went to for this account lol literally used it from a virtual machine which took 10 whole… https://t.co/BCxSUyEQtI Sun Oct 17
  • @itsabkr Thanks lol Sun Oct 17
  • @bigsighlool The world doesn't revolve around moima uno Sun Oct 17
  • @PoeticAlpha I'm your first @ 😳😳😳 Sun Oct 17
  • @kkhhazu Bare floor ftw Sun Oct 17
  • @MCBiryani @1smile_a @haniibaniii Ya3ni you don't have any lol Sun Oct 17
  • @hmmmmmxm Oh :( Sun Oct 17
  • @MCBiryani @1smile_a @haniibaniii How many cats do you have meraz Sun Oct 17
  • @hmmmmmxm Try not to worry about whether they care or not, just do your own thing naa Sun Oct 17
  • @7mzad Happy birthday boi !!! Sun Oct 17
  • @muzhakkir_ali LOOOOL Sun Oct 17
  • @muzhakkir_ali Whatchu do lol Sun Oct 17
  • @HokageRidhwan You toooo Sun Oct 17
  • Wasting another Sunday lol Sun Oct 17
  • @HokageRidhwan Mornin Sun Oct 17
  • @manomano031 Wot? Sun Oct 17
  • @duckistan_ Must've been yea Sun Oct 17
  • @justrxms Sigh Sun Oct 17
  • @Khattak__ Lol yes alhumdulillah I've lost around 21 kgs uno Sun Oct 17
  • @Khattak__ I'm pretty much done with weight loss right now. Tryna build up the muscles acc alhumdulillah. I still s… https://t.co/PpwowiPUzH Sun Oct 17
  • @justrxms Awww :( Sun Oct 17
  • More like crave lol Sun Oct 17
  • Want https://t.co/g9wZDNK9LN Sun Oct 17
  • @the_sapience @ismartbilla Yes lol Sun Oct 17
  • @the_sapience @ismartbilla Oh, I didn't see that lol Sun Oct 17
  • Not if it's a halal animal's back lol https://t.co/NHj2t0w2xx Sun Oct 17
  • @the_sapience @ismartbilla It's written in Urdu and Roman English as well lol Sun Oct 17
  • @Honeycheerioos :( Sun Oct 17
  • @zikki_h oops Sun Oct 17
  • @zikki_h Oh wait yea Sun Oct 17
  • @khizarXX I don't really think he's right tho lol but idk maybe Sun Oct 17
  • @khizarXX Ive thinking about it lately bcz Baba said that one the guys that come to our masjid was probs an actor in that drama Sun Oct 17
  • @khizarXX There was only a smol piece Sun Oct 17
  • Anyways I had biryani for breakfast today uwu Sun Oct 17
  • @h3770i This is pretty good imo Sun Oct 17
  • @eglafph @4bubxkr Hmm, okay yes I can see how a lot of people have this bias Sun Oct 17
  • @monochopsiss I can imagine sigh. May Allah replace it with something a hundred times better Sun Oct 17
  • @Honeycheerioos You sure about that? Sun Oct 17
  • @Abdullahj233 Short for significant other Sun Oct 17
  • @verybengali Mood Sun Oct 17
  • @funnyasfloll LOOOOL okay then don't Sun Oct 17
  • @funnyasfloll Karke dekho Maza aata he Sun Oct 17
  • @madmuslimsaint OMDs you've been kidnapped calling 911 wait Sun Oct 17
  • @funnyasfloll Nice Sun Oct 17
  • @eglafph @4bubxkr Agree with a lot of what you said. The financial system for eg, needs to be completely revamped a… https://t.co/MEPufNBVL7 Sun Oct 17
  • @eglafph @4bubxkr As a justification to adopt a belief system that goes against the very core of Islam Sun Oct 17
  • @eglafph @4bubxkr He's not saying that they don't have any underlying ideology fam, just that studying the fields a… https://t.co/elywrQGjpB Sun Oct 17
  • @aishaapatell_ May Allah help you pass but hopefully not pass AWAY 😜 Sun Oct 17
  • Everytime I see this kinda meme I'm reminded of how I once found a negative print of babas picture in his stuff and… https://t.co/bfPTaqC9XT Sun Oct 17
  • @madmuslimsaint https://t.co/OQqSqkQNgf Sun Oct 17
  • Uno when someone says something and you're like, hi something, I'm blubird lol It's only funny when I do it myself… https://t.co/cpWuTKppsZ Sun Oct 17
  • Acc if you DON'T cry or at least feel sad you're not normal https://t.co/emeMJvKMNI Sun Oct 17
  • @MCBiryani Oh then I change my vote to yes Sun Oct 17
  • @Khattak__ How you gonna see the dms if you don't even see the tweets Sun Oct 17
  • @MCBiryani Whatchu wanna do with it Sun Oct 17
  • @funnyasfloll Why not Sun Oct 17
  • @hamzasyr__ Arabs amirite 🤪 Sun Oct 17
  • @khba1__ @hamzasyr__ 🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola Sun Oct 17
  • @cestlachat Keep trying fam, you'll get there eventually insha'Allah Sun Oct 17
  • @Khattak__ Hmm but then what about us poor guys who get s worded? Sun Oct 17
  • Tru https://t.co/hJC5H8hEfW Sun Oct 17
  • @Khattak__ Bare log Hain tabhi nai chahiye naa Sun Oct 17
  • @UsuiTheUsotski It was fajr time lol Sun Oct 17
  • My poison(s): ❌ tea ❌ Coffee ✔️ Sleep deprivation What are yours? Sun Oct 17
  • Uno sometimes I'd stay awake too long and id feel as if I was hi& Id start doing stupid tings &all and I wndrd if t… https://t.co/gBMw41G7Eh Sun Oct 17
  • @the_sapience @ismartbilla Yes actually Eid milad is lichrally the Arabic translation of happy birthday lol probabl… https://t.co/K6KoYTQsEF Sun Oct 17
  • RT @incogniqabito: **Teaching Vacancy (London)** **Female ustadha required** **Immediate start** Salam everyone, pray you’re well. If you… Sun Oct 17
  • @z35sh Lemme know if this keeps on happening lol Sun Oct 17
  • @PoeticAlpha I didn't. I just said it was a stupid MOVE Sat Oct 16
  • @zikki_h @kakashiulislam Hmm Sat Oct 16
  • @untitledukht Lol okay 🤣🤣 Sat Oct 16
  • @zikki_h @kakashiulislam Yes I can see lol but I've never tasted one so I can't agree or disagree lol Sat Oct 16
  • @zikki_h @kakashiulislam That bad huh Sat Oct 16
  • Me on deadbird https://t.co/HuL6EHmdJq Sat Oct 16
  • @perhapsvibing Stop wondering w Sat Oct 16
  • @KiskuGhoorra Men do the same tbh (in different ways ig) lol love is blind uno Sat Oct 16
  • no but 'why' — OH LMAOOOO I totally missed that the first time lol okay so sometimes I wanna tweet tings but ion wa… https://t.co/XXKlC7tMri Sat Oct 16
  • @haha_hafi 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦… https://t.co/6Si7EovuvS Sat Oct 16
  • @haha_hafi Is that bread .. Sat Oct 16
  • @monochopsiss That's the worst man :/ Sat Oct 16
  • @PoeticAlpha Stupid move to have your full name on your account tbh Sat Oct 16
  • @Khattak__ Oooffff barrey log Sat Oct 16
  • Aight gnight Sat Oct 16
  • @Khattak__ Wait, I thought I commented under one of them tweets and told you who I am man twitter must have blocked… https://t.co/CDdgu2nKKb Sat Oct 16
  • @MMalifreeqi YESS Sat Oct 16
  • @mtndewlad @khizarXX Point is, saying d instead of r is confusing naa Sat Oct 16
  • @khizarXX @mtndewlad In just saying I've seen people say this on the TL Uno and I'm like Sat Oct 16
  • @Khattak__ I've lichrally been following you for weeks man Sat Oct 16
  • @541m4 Lol I don't remember about you using it but yea, he said it all the time lol Sat Oct 16
  • @_AK26x Thank youuuu Sat Oct 16
  • @541m4 Basically there was a guy who called himself ibnruh on here, he used to say that a lot Sat Oct 16
  • @khizarXX @mtndewlad Indian way of saying chamri as in khaal as in skin Sat Oct 16
  • @_AK26x Gotta learn how to vibe in your own Uno, it's a lifesaver imo Sat Oct 16
  • RT @_AK26x: Me when none of you interact 😔 https://t.co/66DiPQzGGr Sat Oct 16
  • @541m4 Who'd you think I was Sat Oct 16
  • @541m4 I'm blubird lol Sat Oct 16
  • RT @dopeuhmine: What I’ve noticed is that all South African mutuals write well. I think I like your education system there. Sat Oct 16
  • @541m4 I'm talking about my siaters mainly lol Sat Oct 16
  • Also I acc absolutely love her hubby tbh he's MUCH better than the one she was first engaged to Allahumma baarikkk,… https://t.co/wsyzdyzCCN Sat Oct 16
  • @mtndewlad @khizarXX AHAHAHAHHABABABBABSBDKDKDNDBCDJDJSNDJNDNDF DKM SNSBSHSHDJFMJDNDD THIS WAS MUCH BETTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Sat Oct 16
  • @untitledukht That makes no sense bcz robots are lichrally MADE from iron smh Sat Oct 16
  • @mtndewlad Oh well Sat Oct 16
  • @mtndewlad @khizarXX Nice try better luck next time Sat Oct 16
  • @mtndewlad Try audio books Sat Oct 16
  • @khizarXX @mtndewlad He was talking about sharks .. Sat Oct 16
  • @AmiirahWhatever @aamullanee Inna lillahi wa Inna ilaihi raajioon :( May Allah grant you all sabr and reunite y'all with her in jannah ! Sat Oct 16
  • RT @AmiirahWhatever: My momma الله يرحمها passed away while trying to save my little nephew who was struggling in water Sat Oct 16
  • @_crazyfoodluver First off you need to get used to being hungry all the time. Like you gotta be okay with that Sat Oct 16
  • @mtndewlad You know I think you're the kind of person who would definitely enjoy the humour in "the hitchhiker's gu… https://t.co/DxX24f56uR Sat Oct 16
  • @eglafph Thanks lol Sat Oct 16
  • @eglafph OH my bad then lol yea that makes more sense 😂 Sat Oct 16
  • @eglafph Oh well Sat Oct 16
  • SOOO many challenges and difficulties all alone and she deserved this W alhumdulillah OF COURSE I'm happy for her W… https://t.co/Wu7WuXzvwW Sat Oct 16
  • Why is everyone so surprised that I'm so happy about my niece getting married lol she was lichrally my childhood fr… https://t.co/MTi5F7v8Qw Sat Oct 16
  • Would you rather go to a club, house party, or a small get together of 4 or 5 friends? — Small get together https://t.co/XFzpze88ja Sat Oct 16
  • why do you have a stalker acc — Yes it's uncledeadbird lol nobody's allowed on it so don't even try https://t.co/BsyOFpDtaR Sat Oct 16
  • Urgh darn it and then there's me lol I've studied psych but I don't got the energy to become a therapist lol shucks https://t.co/jkTA8zCcjo Sat Oct 16
  • RT @5Centimetres_PS: @AmiirahWhatever has took this initiative to build 2 wells for 105 people affected by drought in Tharparkar, Pakistan… Sat Oct 16
  • @FizziiChan OMDs this gives YOU energy SOO HARD Sat Oct 16
  • Have you ever dreamed of being idolized? — If I did, it'd be a nightmare lol y'all don't wanna idolixe me trust https://t.co/fcNSvLREaa Sat Oct 16
  • @ethereal_h1 @aamullanee Deffo yes Sat Oct 16
  • @dopeuhmine @aamullanee Oh wow niccceee Sat Oct 16
  • @dopeuhmine Thenks hehe Sat Oct 16
  • @aamullanee Yes it was harmless lol Sat Oct 16
  • @eglafph Scary? Well I thought it was cool how you could see all them radial muscles in the eye sigh Sat Oct 16
  • @eglafph Oh RIGHT lol we always say I'm like their older brother instead of a mamoo lol Sat Oct 16
  • @incogniqabito @funnyasfloll oops 😬 now I feel bad sjahagag Sat Oct 16

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