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Wendy R
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  • @mar_de_palabras I mean, the founder of Amway went there too and they really suck, so... Tue Feb 18
  • RT @a_starre: Paper Proposal v. Finished Essay https://t.co/7xqdegGJRR Tue Feb 18
  • RT @sadydoyle: I remember the first time I thought "they're going to take a woman who's worked her whole life and tell her she's worthless,… Tue Feb 18
  • @alekscake The amount of money I've spent on those in the last few weeks is not small. But they are so good. SO. Good. Tue Feb 18
  • We babysat today and our little friend had the cutest little tiny snow boots. https://t.co/ndolJg8kL3 Tue Feb 18
  • @Kate_Welsh When I took my kids to Arizona they were obsessed with Jack in the Box. Described it as “the best place… https://t.co/3WcqC37HF6 Tue Feb 18
  • This delights me! I'm going to add huppeldepup to my vocabulary https://t.co/jyZPZTTYne Mon Feb 17
  • @kelly_j_baker Ha! @mar_de_palabras and I were talking at bedtime last night and I was like "Do you think Kelly did… https://t.co/C8miv2EWa8 Mon Feb 17
  • RT @crookedroads770: Dang it doesn’t anyone here know how to cook umber https://t.co/biBCgPm1lR Mon Feb 17
  • @mar_de_palabras @kelly_j_baker Getting the right answer is always fun Mon Feb 17
  • @mar_de_palabras @kelly_j_baker I mean, I’ve been tipsy. But never like puking or unable to recall events. What con… https://t.co/QZad7jLYvR Mon Feb 17
  • @mar_de_palabras @kelly_j_baker I can’t decide if I’ve ever been for real drunk. Mon Feb 17
  • @mar_de_palabras @kelly_j_baker I got 9.5 and I would have guessed you had 7, Michael, which makes me wonder if you’ve ridden a horse. Mon Feb 17
  • RT @alketrolyat: babysitting tonight. we were both peacefully drawing. went to the bathroom for 30 seconds. “i drew her a new face!” http… Mon Feb 17
  • RT @BreeMinneapolis: You think the field of presidential candidates is crowded now - just wait 25 years when the 800,000 women who pinky-pr… Sun Feb 16
  • @erinjaffe @ra_gorski I just discovered it this week and then I looked it up and it was in St. Paul in December and… https://t.co/EYxfI1JQ4t Sun Feb 16
  • @grace134 I don't love it. But I'll say that I do, for marital argument purposes. Sun Feb 16
  • RT @Dcl_60: Whoever wrote this...👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/jPH4LtWFBW Sun Feb 16
  • RT @bessbell: The main reason a Warren presidency makes sense is that it's gotten to the point where the country is in such deep shit that… Sat Feb 15
  • @kelly_j_baker Hey, I didn’t *which* two in your family.... (But we know your daughter is at least one) Fri Feb 14
  • @kelly_j_baker is it weird that this quote makes me think of at least one person in your family? Maybe two? https://t.co/pITIdsywNv Fri Feb 14
  • RT @drfixus: Viruses are natural. Bacteria are, too. Mother Nature regularly Tries to kill you. Oils smell nice But they don’t prevent #fl… Fri Feb 14
  • Happy birthday @shhhhocks! Hope you have a wonderful day of baby and big kid snuggles! Fri Feb 14
  • @kelly_j_baker https://t.co/tf3RVx9i74 Fri Feb 14
  • @sarahjanet I feel about him the way that I felt about the way people treated Larry/Gary/Jerry character on Parks a… https://t.co/w9tbtBDDW6 Fri Feb 14
  • Sometimes it blows my mind that this fat cheeked baby is now this big, funny, smart big kid. Dang, those were reall… https://t.co/fxWFdePpSU Thu Feb 13
  • RT @UncleDuke1969: https://t.co/42PgitAW0D Thu Feb 13
  • RT @GothamGirlBlue: Elizabeth Warren is who you vote for if you like Bernie Sanders’s policy but actually want it enacted. Thu Feb 13
  • @BadgerReader @grace134 Ooh, that is some good baby right there Thu Feb 13
  • @grace134 Oh lord. I read that too fast and thought that was another name for G's dad and was VERY concerned Wed Feb 12
  • @buttons419 People I know and trust in MN state politics have STORIES to tell. Wed Feb 12
  • @tricia_nw https://t.co/h4Ayk04I1s Wed Feb 12
  • @Swistle https://t.co/8vWEAKWx2h Wed Feb 12
  • Probably Betsy DeVos https://t.co/7wig8evtIO Tue Feb 11
  • @greenacresanna https://t.co/yRLNc6Ch2z Mon Feb 10
  • RT @claire_foy: me playing with my two barbie dolls when no one was looking https://t.co/U4zFkYWyol Mon Feb 10
  • I just love her so much https://t.co/UmwRsFJUmM Mon Feb 10
  • Right up your alley, @mar_de_palabras https://t.co/1UHvk8DJ7F Mon Feb 10
  • RT @MarcSnetiker: everyone about to offer me a quest that will reward my travel party handsomely https://t.co/GuX5GilzQi Mon Feb 10
  • RT @saladinahmed: when wizards from different factions convene a council because there is great turmoil in the land https://t.co/TBnHZ5zDHf Mon Feb 10
  • @Bostonianadrift That is just a ridiculous load for anyone to have to carry. I'm glad you are here and part of TLI. Mon Feb 10
  • RT @RaquelDesigns: sometimes I think about how after everything we've suffered we've been gifted one of the sharpest, kindest, most ardent… Mon Feb 10
  • As I am not a baby or Republican senator, I don't really drink milk. But I will drink the hell out of my cereal bow… https://t.co/bhXMmOfLoz Mon Feb 10
  • @mirielmargaret https://t.co/B1SBnKmgJ6 Mon Feb 10
  • @shhhhocks We like Rachel Mon Feb 10
  • RT @David_Risney: A second great reason to not eat uranium Sun Feb 09
  • @raintea Oh man, that place is amazing Sat Feb 08
  • We can't solve the problems of today unless we START by looking back and figuring out how we got here, who got hurt… https://t.co/cPnSLHGXeV Sat Feb 08
  • RT @natimontelongo: “CRIMINAL JUSTICE SHOULD NOT BE THE ONLY TIME WE SPEAK ABOUT RACE” — ELIZABETH FUCKING WARREN Sat Feb 08
  • @grace134 You should be! You are a rock star (in general and in comparison to some of the, um, unique personalities in your office Fri Feb 07
  • @zuva04 Looks like ringworm, I think Fri Feb 07
  • @grace134 You are a career bad ass! Fri Feb 07
  • I hated middle school so very much. The girls were so mean. I am forever in awe of middle school teachers. Fri Feb 07
  • "Hey Mom - I have a true fact for you. Do you know one thing middle school girls are really good at? They are REALL… https://t.co/ad65Ut0Wj6 Fri Feb 07
  • RT @JohnLyonTweets: Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rul… Fri Feb 07
  • The presidency, but make it like the worst version of school group work https://t.co/MRSzf5bxkr Fri Feb 07
  • @kbaxterk @MNUrbanDebate Apple....tree.... Apple.... tree Fri Feb 07
  • @fuggirls I’m pretty sure he also ghost wrote Maria Sharapova’s book ... so he’s gross. Because the characterizatio… https://t.co/PEX1DPhD41 Fri Feb 07
  • @mirielmargaret Stop hogging her baby, Miriel. Fri Feb 07
  • @kbaxterk He also decided to not eat sugary cereal “because it shouldn’t be advertised to children”. Ok, more Cin… https://t.co/7NpNYIJw58 Fri Feb 07
  • Also, his not so silent judgement about *my* food choices. That part too. Fri Feb 07
  • There is nobody on the planet with a greater sense of moral certainty than an 11 year old who has decided to be a v… https://t.co/WKXddKPGJK Fri Feb 07
  • RT @InspiringSchitt: when hippos get hungry 🦛 https://t.co/c6sWuuIVGB Wed Feb 05
  • @hellokorio @alekscake Troll is really the best possible outcome that doesn’t give me anxiety that I might accident… https://t.co/U8Ybi8OfrT Tue Feb 04
  • We love a supportive partner https://t.co/S0bwtVhYjW Tue Feb 04
  • @OfGoodFamily That is so impressive! Tue Feb 04
  • @thekate @buttons419 @ElizardBethany @agirlandaboy Also in the running for the cover of this month’s issue of Insuf… https://t.co/fcJsENCnzc Tue Feb 04
  • @thekate @buttons419 @ElizardBethany @agirlandaboy So he can eat oysters. AT WORK. The thought of seeing a coworker… https://t.co/YJ6hBHHSTa Tue Feb 04
  • @SimonJadis @AITA_reddit This person seems wildly insufferable Tue Feb 04
  • Wooo boy... I suspect this person is going to find themselves working on lots of “toxic” environments that all have… https://t.co/kt38nX4Gbx Tue Feb 04
  • RT @MeredithIreland: Writer: I desperately want to finish my book. More than anything. More than I want coffee, or sleep, or love and affec… Tue Feb 04
  • RT @RandyRainbow: At this point Amy Klobuchar has broken into an Office Depot and is just throwing staplers at everyone. Wolf, back to you.… Tue Feb 04
  • @TheMasseyPrenup https://t.co/PqpBcsG6V1 Tue Feb 04
  • RT @JenAshleyWright: For everyone freaking out over the scant outfits worn by J Lo and Shakira last night: here is how cheerleaders dress,… Mon Feb 03
  • @6tabsopen @fatnutritionist @SourceDuMal I’ve seen trainers hop on and have their clients push them, so maybe? My kids would love that too. Mon Feb 03
  • @fatnutritionist @SourceDuMal I feel like fat bodies don’t get enough credit for how strong we are. I mean, I walk… https://t.co/jeI092qQI9 Mon Feb 03
  • @fatnutritionist @SourceDuMal It’s called a sled and it weighs about 125 pounds (with the weights on it) and you pu… https://t.co/jbQ2vXnGZB Mon Feb 03
  • @SourceDuMal @fatnutritionist This... and swimming! https://t.co/vseD15H1vh Mon Feb 03
  • RT @dandelionmama: To all the women looking at their plate of nachos right now and looking back at JLo: It's her ENTIRE JOB to look like t… Mon Feb 03
  • @bimadew It is really the only logical conclusion to make. The hitch is finding a partner who used to be on Dawson's Creek though Mon Feb 03
  • This morning my son attempted to leave for school with a pillow in his backpack because "I might need to lay down d… https://t.co/ZxRoH1JJKg Mon Feb 03
  • @mar_de_palabras https://t.co/ErvCuNdXLy Mon Feb 03
  • She is just so smart https://t.co/N2VxDGM3gr Sat Feb 01
  • RT @originalspin: ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) I PREFER ┳┻|⊂ノ ELIZABETH ┻┳| WARRE… Sat Feb 01
  • RT @drinksmcgee: Whenever I get sad, I like to remember that there is a Brazilian anti-cancer mascot named Senhor Testiculo, a.k.a. Mr. Bal… Sat Feb 01
  • Landmines. Because why should children in other countries be safe walking across a field? I'm so glad there will be… https://t.co/WELCxFPz3A Sat Feb 01
  • RT @Michele_Tafoya: It’s so exciting. My son turned 14, and now he knows everything! Everything! I don’t have to tell him anything anymo… Sat Feb 01
  • @samanthaklein There is a tree by our sledding hill that is like that. It just makes me smile. Fri Jan 31
  • How utterly exhausting this person must be. https://t.co/3TGcFBOGKs Fri Jan 31
  • Ha! https://t.co/pUJZk0t2uC Fri Jan 31
  • I love that it is understood in my neighborhood that found winter gear gets hung in trees for easier finding. Glove… https://t.co/pxvyHD1dlP Fri Jan 31
  • @kelly_j_baker @mar_de_palabras I mean, yes. Fri Jan 31
  • Thinking of both @kelly_j_baker and @mar_de_palabras (don't mess with people's writing supplies, LIZZIE) https://t.co/hCjpKwsgRT Fri Jan 31
  • RT @SketchesbyBoze: it's okay to dress like a librarian. it's okay to wear over-sized sweaters and have hair that poofs out in the rain. it… Fri Jan 31
  • @mamaflo1 For sure! Fri Jan 31
  • @kelly_j_baker https://t.co/YSGcEYptuJ Thu Jan 30
  • RT @emilynussbaum: FOX News green room. https://t.co/FwnAJxjYok Thu Jan 30
  • RT @readerer: Crystal is an absolute legend who tells it like it is. https://t.co/4Qv2U6zwtB Thu Jan 30
  • @kelly_j_baker https://t.co/dOwD1Tu8cu Thu Jan 30
  • @jonniker https://t.co/LPDuzz7uHS Thu Jan 30
  • @kelly_j_baker Where does your daughter's personality come from? It is the mystery of the ages, truly. https://t.co/xqg14pcDBU Thu Jan 30
  • @agirlandaboy Rothy’s is for sure not big in my IRL circle yet. But Schitt’s is everywhere Thu Jan 30
  • @mirielmargaret "Well, you know what they say... the more selective the admissions, the bigger the ....endowment ..… https://t.co/FhiFPgeI3E Thu Jan 30
  • @HiddenKate I am nerding out A LOT about this class. I get to do higher ed budgeting & finances plus crisis managem… https://t.co/OSHDNSFeHO Thu Jan 30
  • I'm teaching a graduate class this spring (which I am SO excited about) and one topics is higher education finance.… https://t.co/368ymQrDB9 Thu Jan 30
  • @whittle_jac Do you already watch Superstore? It isn't quite the same but I'm enjoying that as well. And Brooklyn 99 coming back soon helps. Thu Jan 30
  • My two current favorite shows are The Good Place and Schitt’s Creek. These are delightful and difficult times. Not ready for tonight. Thu Jan 30
  • @lindaholmes Does it pay in peanut butter? Because I could see somebody in your house being very on board for that. Thu Jan 30
  • Hey, @mirielmargaret, another book suggestion for you. I read this in two days and thought the update to the classi… https://t.co/zkpQoWfeqJ Thu Jan 30
  • @MorganJerkins Yep. All day. Thu Jan 30
  • I love this, @mar_de_palabras https://t.co/mDVtlzQ40x Thu Jan 30
  • This is so cool https://t.co/gghZVU8cB2 Thu Jan 30
  • Ugh. I live in the "heartland". I love it here but it isn't any better or more American than places on the coast. S… https://t.co/feb9ea6dXX Thu Jan 30
  • @kelly_j_baker @missoularedhead It's a perfect plan Thu Jan 30
  • RT @Ajediday: it has started https://t.co/2hzUR3yWLy Thu Jan 30
  • RT @sarahcpr: These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies Thu Jan 30
  • I'm going to start greeting my team at work like this. I expect to have many, many job openings soon. https://t.co/mbc5HktUs0 Wed Jan 29
  • RT @OfficialOctt: Lord knows I wasn't supposed to hit this Kobe crossover to a 1 yr old so I paid for it at the end 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Ui9wvI… Wed Jan 29
  • @delia_p I ask the question "what problem are we trying to solve" fairly often as a way to clarify a strategy or di… https://t.co/2UuhmJni93 Wed Jan 29
  • RT @LouisatheLast: I feel like “the seagulls don’t work for us” would make a really good motto for dealing with things out of your own cont… Wed Jan 29
  • RT @tinyredbook: I don't make the rules sorry https://t.co/pflCIqvOIP Wed Jan 29
  • @mirielmargaret He's obviously a physicians assistant. Because, you know, you guys don't baby talk to him. Tue Jan 28
  • And I can't help but notice a lot of these videos are videos with fat bodies in them, which is a whole other thing.… https://t.co/NavDdSfuZE Tue Jan 28
  • There is something wrong with people who get delight in sharing video of other people having terrible moments. Just… https://t.co/YqSiVjLRnV Tue Jan 28
  • @RexChapman Why do people love to share videos of people having deeply bad days? Like barfing in public isn’t embar… https://t.co/UsCdwKoeHJ Tue Jan 28
  • @ElizardBethany https://t.co/rI12C7GU2w Tue Jan 28
  • @ElizardBethany https://t.co/pSiuENhlDg Tue Jan 28
  • RT @Tachyon100: Quick question: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" ? It's for a work email so has to sound professional. Tue Jan 28
  • RT @luna__aquarius: the rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of… Tue Jan 28
  • RT @KenTremendous: Give me your tired, your poor, But not too poor Not, like, *super* poor They gotta have at least like...$50K? Or so? I m… Tue Jan 28
  • @katrinaRavioli https://t.co/Fhc26TFIhz Tue Jan 28
  • @Tin_Pants https://t.co/leQL4Pnw2e Tue Jan 28
  • @AlliJFoley https://t.co/miFzJbvXsg Tue Jan 28
  • @katrinaRavioli https://t.co/h7Pr5lJPE0 Tue Jan 28
  • @ravelingout https://t.co/tYuguJmRKr Tue Jan 28
  • @Tin_Pants https://t.co/KjnFYUzNIX Tue Jan 28
  • @alekscake https://t.co/4ZQ1hnPZW3 Tue Jan 28
  • @EllCeeGee That one is one of my favorites Tue Jan 28
  • @Tin_Pants https://t.co/ZhlZGga5Tg Tue Jan 28
  • @kelly_j_baker https://t.co/lhHT3GDIzJ Tue Jan 28
  • @grace134 https://t.co/MoxEC1FaD4 Tue Jan 28
  • @TheMasseyPrenup https://t.co/3yTdBVPyW7 Tue Jan 28
  • @greenacresanna https://t.co/AMk067eLcW Tue Jan 28
  • @thekate Weirdos do, I guess Tue Jan 28
  • @awkwardlysocial https://t.co/ybVhtJnuYS Tue Jan 28
  • How was your day? Reply only in Schitt’s Creek gifs, please Tue Jan 28
  • Garamond, size 11 or 12 https://t.co/flHSt1VirV Tue Jan 28
  • RT @tkingdot: What size is the boulder Tue Jan 28
  • @mirielmargaret I liked that it showed me a glimpse of a community of faith in a different way and it was a bit snarky in ways I enjoy too Mon Jan 27
  • @mirielmargaret @Nellakat Yeah. That was a wise choice, I think. Mon Jan 27
  • @mirielmargaret You might enjoy Mennonite in a Little Black Dress as a non-fiction option Mon Jan 27
  • @Nellakat @mirielmargaret I will say this as non-spoilery as I can, but I would not put Eleanor Oliphant in the lig… https://t.co/C1fm6yNPD6 Mon Jan 27
  • @CeeEmW Feel free to send me a message- survived these years with my stepsons and am in the thick of it now Mon Jan 27
  • @ashleyb1182 Good luck - it will be a transition but you are smart and capable. https://t.co/rnvxysPRFS Mon Jan 27
  • RT @dadthatwrites: Me: Think I'll open this kitchen drawer. Potato Masher: Bitch you thought. Mon Jan 27
  • @shhhhocks And you are in the thick of the hormone stuff, which makes it all worst. Hang on, friend. It will get better. Mon Jan 27
  • @shhhhocks Oof. Michael and I have been married almost 15 years and have lived in 3 states, four cities, and 8 hous… https://t.co/XURtcdQ7kS Mon Jan 27
  • @shhhhocks I’m so sorry. That is a really hard feeling. Mon Jan 27
  • RT @BantshireUni: We’ve introduced Wellness Geese to campus to help students de-stress during the exam period. https://t.co/5gKlgpqooo Sun Jan 26
  • How is Elizabeth Warren not the obvious answer here? https://t.co/YRoOcapdHI Sun Jan 26
  • Sub horse for “another pair of black leggings” and me and Tolstoy are basically the same person https://t.co/kAwrlNcg7n Sun Jan 26
  • @AmandaFarrell @Swistle Mother Nature always bats last. I totally think a pandemic could be a climate change response. Sat Jan 25
  • @TheCopyCait @alekscake You don't know my life Sat Jan 25
  • @antiangie @Swistle @dashoff This summer I took my daughter camping and made hot dogs over the fire, in a cast iron… https://t.co/gRZxSWa58P Sat Jan 25
  • @alekscake @TheCopyCait I seriously want to order a vase just to see if I can get a big ass candle instead. Sat Jan 25
  • I love this https://t.co/9c1tzuBEia Sat Jan 25
  • @Swistle I kind of want to order a vase now, just to see what I get. Sat Jan 25
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: And the reverse is also true. Sometimes, to catch a glass kid ball, something at work has to slide, and that is okay, to… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: And her point, addressing a room full of women, was not “prioritize kids over work.” It was “some kid stuff is glass and… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: Nora was not talking about juggling five balls. She was talking about juggling FIFTY-FIVE balls. The balls don’t represe… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: As this has gone viral, I have seen a lot of people interpreting this as “your kids are the glass ball” and/or referring… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: I think about this ALL THE TIME. I dropped more than one ball today. It is hard to drop any ball, and I hate it! But the… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: And if you drop a plastic ball, it bounces, no harm done. If you drop a glass ball, it shatters, so you have to know whi… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @jenlynnbarnes: One time, I was at a Q&A with Nora Roberts, and someone asked her how to balance writing and kids, and she said that the… Fri Jan 24
  • RT @mom_tho: In my 20’s: shaving my legs for a date In my 30’s: shaving my chin hairs and moustache for the dentist Fri Jan 24
  • There were many, many other misspellings. It was very not great, Bob. That was 20 years ago. I have a great career… https://t.co/R0cTxgx9XD Thu Jan 23
  • I once applied an editorial asst. at a publishing co job. I printed my resume & mailed it. Then I found the proof-r… https://t.co/fZeY8q7ada Thu Jan 23
  • RT @KngHnryVIII: Sex is for: - a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife - a man & his mistress - a man & his new wife who’s his m… Thu Jan 23
  • RT @shoshmcgosh: one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time https://t.co/N2nULbpNlA Wed Jan 22
  • @nodoubleYOU I love it! Wed Jan 22
  • @mirielmargaret Are you completely obsessed with his little mouth? Wed Jan 22
  • @mirielmargaret The potential for some good cheekage is high with this one Wed Jan 22
  • @mirielmargaret Ooh, a nice robust baby! Wed Jan 22
  • @mirielmargaret It really is amazing. The fuzzy duck hair helps :) How big was he? Wed Jan 22
  • @kelly_j_baker @womeninhighered I for sure assumed that was the case ;) Mon Jan 20
  • I can't handle this. Building relationships is important in political effectiveness. Demonstrating a concern or eve… https://t.co/fXWiCiHqTX Mon Jan 20
  • @kelly_j_baker @womeninhighered You are such a damn rock star! Congratulations! Mon Jan 20
  • The accuracy... https://t.co/JUhpPdZmP3 Mon Jan 20
  • @ElizardBethany Orange shirt brother? Then, yes. Mon Jan 20
  • @ElizardBethany I LOVED that movie as a kid (and had very strong feelings about which brother was the cutest) but..… https://t.co/3ZkWTrajs7 Mon Jan 20
  • Next family movie night, @mar_de_palabras ? https://t.co/RUQ8ClORiP Sun Jan 19
  • @TheCopyCait @ms_eigga I mean, it is a really cute hat... Sun Jan 19
  • @jenniecanzoneri I love that movie so much. I feel like it is very underrated/unknown Sun Jan 19
  • @ravelingout Sure. From running. Okay. https://t.co/bfl61QNqrj Sat Jan 18
  • @shhhhocks The plug is gone. The puzzle is done. Take the hint, baby! Thu Jan 16
  • RT @RegGBlinker: Who knew? Uh.... literally every woman who’s ever worked with a man. https://t.co/51IZplNinY Thu Jan 16
  • @NvincbleSummer @greenacresanna https://t.co/hsnl4bUVdg Wed Jan 15

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