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  • @nik0_mcr @oldmanreefer Men are weak Tue Apr 07
  • @nik0_mcr 🥴 Tue Apr 07
  • @nik0_mcr move man 😡 https://t.co/qsiohePauv Tue Apr 07
  • @LauraEmilyBored Absolutely Tue Apr 07
  • Héctor Bellerín if you’re reading this I’m free literally any day and would love to hang out. please hang out with… https://t.co/AnbJTgH6aU Tue Apr 07
  • I’d risk catching corona for you king 🥺🙏 https://t.co/sJpEMPdXLW Tue Apr 07
  • radio silence on my street 🙏 you will be spared when the revolution comes Tue Apr 07
  • alas, none of us are truly safe Tue Apr 07
  • @nadiarosemusic the way your pinky is up 😂 Tue Apr 07
  • 🥴 why you so loud for https://t.co/i8uD5NcJK1 Tue Apr 07
  • RT @benjamarkr: who had feudalism in week 3 of the lockdown Tue Apr 07
  • @hexpositivee Appaz not! Tue Apr 07
  • @catgal_666 Ahahahah I associate things like different colours with smells and it makes it so hard to describe anything to anyone! Tue Apr 07
  • @qfolkyells Some people have absolutely zero internal monologue, imagine Tue Apr 07
  • RT @NickCavaciuti: This is sending me. https://t.co/BHSAqHpoq5 Tue Apr 07
  • @catgal_666 I have this as well!!!! mind was blown when I realised not everyone does Tue Apr 07
  • @HooiWanV must have put a block list on your followers cos I’m blocked and never interacted! Tue Apr 07
  • I mean *constant* so when someone asks me “what are you thinking” the thought has already gone and I can’t explain… https://t.co/FIuqFBqLIT Tue Apr 07
  • the fact I have a constant running commentary in my head of thoughts that are too fleeting to even complete/articul… https://t.co/JxYAA6E5QQ Tue Apr 07
  • white people be like “white people be like” etc etc Tue Apr 07
  • bro shut the fuck up https://t.co/mdPaZxGISI Tue Apr 07
  • RT @maduro_en: Attention! I inform you that I have an account on the TikTok digital platform. There I will be sharing with all of you, vi… Mon Apr 06
  • if u know u know 🇧🇩 https://t.co/BIuF2SspEb Mon Apr 06
  • @MilkyHog so sorry love xxx Mon Apr 06
  • just nipping the shop, anyone want owt? https://t.co/9BYNVkOAgb Sun Apr 05
  • Gary we’re all begging you to shut the fuck up https://t.co/Fo186fOfap Sun Apr 05
  • @AaronCastro33 Unbelievable levels of fume Sun Apr 05
  • @AaronCastro33 Blocked and reported 😤🇬🇧 Sun Apr 05
  • kidding, I’m too short 😔 5’5” and above ladies do your thing Sun Apr 05
  • anyone know where they sell chairs like this? inquiring minds want to know https://t.co/LrFHpTtF3j Sun Apr 05
  • RT @ellkay_: Wow. This is Camden, London today where the native emo species has started to return for the first time since 2009. The earth… Sun Apr 05
  • RT @abeislegend: Nah this proper warmed my heart man. I miss my boys 🥺😭 https://t.co/RyWSdtYkho Sun Apr 05
  • @jackisdull Yeah fully! I don’t think blanket rules are useful in situations like these. Also reckon if people have… https://t.co/9x2u5RDa7q Sun Apr 05
  • @nik0_mcr @hexpositivee apologies for shopping at H&B I was vegan once upon a time Sun Apr 05
  • @nik0_mcr @hexpositivee the Holland and Barrett ones are unbelievable, miss them 😔🙏 Sun Apr 05
  • @iggigg at the awkward stage of growing out, so I am pleased at my minimal contact with the outside world Sun Apr 05
  • @hexpositivee Them chilli rice crackers are a game changer if you can get hold of some Sun Apr 05
  • I don’t get all this contradictory stuff about social distancing but do think it’s daft for every fucker to be sat… https://t.co/wFKtroi0nM Sun Apr 05
  • @nik0_mcr @hexpositivee Hahahah I’ll show you how to next time Sun Apr 05
  • @nik0_mcr @hexpositivee Make them yourself imo! Remove the skins and dry them then rub with a bit of oil, cumin and… https://t.co/rOwbgDyBV5 Sun Apr 05
  • @MS1880 @thewhitepube Block them imo. Disgusting display of capitalism Sat Apr 04
  • @thewhitepube 🙏 yw Sat Apr 04
  • been clenching my jaw all day and now I’ve got the maddest headache to go along with depression and side of chronic pain 🤙 Sat Apr 04
  • @LauraEmilyBored https://t.co/HWzB527bn7 Sat Apr 04
  • @atenderwolf 🥰 Sat Apr 04
  • doing a 7 step skincare routine and putting on makeup to take one (1) selfie is good imo https://t.co/l0czyANqW1 Sat Apr 04
  • @smoglife_ thank u I think it’s very principled of me Sat Apr 04
  • @atenderwolf Truly my better half 💖 Sat Apr 04
  • I’m so bored but I will simply never read a fucking book. Big Literature will not win against my reluctance to engage a single brain cell Sat Apr 04
  • me in social isolation, missing my bf: :( me: *puts on lipstick* me: :) Sat Apr 04
  • we’re officially this bored https://t.co/CXi0f9lKU4 Sat Apr 04
  • RT @danadonly: dam i’m so wifey in quarantine (washed two dishes and going to bed without having sex) Sat Apr 04
  • RT @islanobody: having the police (major covid-19 vectors) come into physical contact with and arrest people for failing to social distance… Sat Apr 04
  • get a fucking grip on yourselves https://t.co/NHOXRdwQl5 Sat Apr 04
  • @TypicalCity Hope to be even more involved once I piss off out of Liverpool. Soon come Sat Apr 04
  • @TypicalCity Mate I didn’t even realise but am made up to play even a tiny part in the work yous are doing 💪 Sat Apr 04
  • might I suggest putting what you’d pay for party membership towards the 19 Trussel Trust foodbanks operating in Gre… https://t.co/kHw5ErvJVW Sat Apr 04
  • party leaders come and go but meanwhile fascism continues to rise and there’s more and more work to be done in our… https://t.co/1x8LQ9WOa3 Sat Apr 04
  • I hope membership fucking plummets to record lows and the party becomes obsolete so everyone can stop pretending we… https://t.co/T02mCML2WD Sat Apr 04
  • my party membership has been long gone tbf but fucking hell, there’s no “rebuilding” once this cunt gets his hands… https://t.co/D5Q8MiDcc9 Sat Apr 04
  • shout me when you’re all done arguing about the viability of a party that doesn’t give a fuck about us 🤙 https://t.co/NBHpRZGQoX Sat Apr 04
  • I think my mam is trying to slowly cook me by having the heating on unreasonably high. keep sticking me head out th… https://t.co/ToxjGcdjq1 Fri Apr 03
  • can’t wait for “My (F48) daughter (F22) keeps eating everything in the house, taking unnecessarily long baths and p… https://t.co/3bCnYGeFd0 Fri Apr 03
  • in incredible scenes my mum has suddenly become obsessed with r/AITA and even has the reddit app on her phone. Fri Apr 03
  • @atenderwolf I dunno but reckon that’s why we fancy each other so much Fri Apr 03
  • @atenderwolf me but stronger Fri Apr 03
  • lmao https://t.co/al0BoQwa8W Fri Apr 03
  • RT @MCFCfoodbank: And last but not least, we launched a fans' fund for the 19 Greater Manchester foodbanks with @mufcfoodbank which is at n… Fri Apr 03
  • @FindusPancake @atenderwolf shoniiiii 🥰 Thu Apr 02
  • @nik0_mcr 🥰 Thu Apr 02
  • @atenderwolf Arrest me then Thu Apr 02
  • everyone looks great today I think we’ve cracked it lads Thu Apr 02
  • @atenderwolf same it’s all finished when I have to go back outside Thu Apr 02
  • @nik0_mcr mind your business big man Thu Apr 02
  • when you and your wife bless the TL at the same time >>>>> Thu Apr 02
  • @atenderwolf LAUREN this isn’t allowed Thu Apr 02
  • @nik0_mcr love life is it Thu Apr 02
  • out here lookin like 🌝 https://t.co/WCn7CMQ7J5 Thu Apr 02
  • RT @itsCrispin: Having a scouse accent outside of Liverpool 😂😅 https://t.co/yb0vtKiszE Thu Apr 02
  • @HeatherECooke it’s mad init! people are really threatened by the idea that something they do for ~fun might not be… https://t.co/URgIKLwEbg Thu Apr 02
  • I’m not on my high horse btw I know it’s dead easy to drink cos you’re bored or make the pub your go-to socialising… https://t.co/7MQCbi345G Thu Apr 02
  • yeah this is a bit of a gimmicky idea, but I wonder when the UK is going to admit we have an awful toxic drinking c… https://t.co/ktEWUqwiBp Thu Apr 02
  • me and @atenderwolf https://t.co/BVk1II8nAO Wed Apr 01
  • got 6 scrabble go games going simultaneously with 6 different men like some kind of harlot. exciting quarantine times Wed Apr 01
  • @atenderwolf honestly I’m fuming that I’m still fatigued all the time, wots that about Wed Apr 01
  • shocked and upset to find that being at home all the time won’t make my chronic health conditions magically disappear Wed Apr 01
  • good thing I’m not going anywhere anytime soon cos I just subluxed my knee and it hurts like a motherfucker. fuck this shit Wed Apr 01
  • RT @mmaggeler: wfh fits https://t.co/7TwBcJ3U2x Wed Apr 01
  • boredom has finally reached its peak I think https://t.co/056PAg1li5 Wed Apr 01
  • RT @RianaRiya: You seeing your mcm in a locked room on Houseparty. https://t.co/3MlPjLX91h Tue Mar 31
  • RT @helen: we’re getting it online bitch https://t.co/bPyZAbTlKv Tue Mar 31
  • @atenderwolf Love you, my sweet wife xxxx Tue Mar 31
  • @thekitparade What the sweet baby Jesus is a “toner scrub”, is she literally just ripping her face apart with cotton pads??? Tue Mar 31
  • eternal misery to any fucker that attempts to April fool me tomorrow. I am too autistic and anxious to partake in your juvenile games Tue Mar 31
  • lmfaoooooo https://t.co/4Ujwa61UnL Tue Mar 31
  • all I want is a spinach and feta roll from rough hand made 😓 pls 😓😓😓 Tue Mar 31
  • @jwbailz @nik0_mcr hahahhaahhahaha might wanna check your dad’s download history pal Mon Mar 30
  • King xxxx https://t.co/l3y3ZWKlJZ Mon Mar 30
  • @nik0_mcr It has one single redeeming quality. I’ll give u that Mon Mar 30
  • fuck March Mon Mar 30
  • @atenderwolf yeeeesssss !!!!!!! Mon Mar 30
  • RT @SamSykesSwears: post lotr memes https://t.co/h6FH1lmsi8 Mon Mar 30
  • got 3 weeks off work from Friday so might start learning Russian again for the fuck of it. Нет пределов n all that. Mon Mar 30
  • RT @sarahmcgphoto: my 4 moods during quarantine https://t.co/9ZxkdWwQpG Mon Mar 30
  • @atenderwolf Love you xxxxxxx Sun Mar 29
  • @stansasnark Thought I was special 😪 Sun Mar 29
  • afraid not pal https://t.co/4cGMGPO3fK Sun Mar 29
  • @stansasnark so sorry love, thinking of you xx Sat Mar 28
  • RT @sabotthecat: Do not forget he got tested immediately with mild symptoms whilst they left a black woman in the prime of her life to die… Fri Mar 27
  • it’s that mf time again https://t.co/bkFZgi91GY Fri Mar 27
  • RT @rizwvn: Big Narstie give me jokes 🤣 man said “CORONA HARAM ZADA” https://t.co/z8xK0b3cK5 Fri Mar 27
  • whys everyone buzzing that Boris Johnson’s got Coronavirus? he will be absolutely fine lol, do you think mans using our NHS??? Fri Mar 27
  • RT @W1L3Y: Boris Johnson is lying 💯 Fri Mar 27
  • RT @IWriteAllDay_: https://t.co/ygcXVttpm7 Thu Mar 26
  • @HeatherECooke 🥰 ty Thu Mar 26
  • @gayrusalka ty! making myself look nice is keeping me relatively sane Thu Mar 26
  • @fugenosis don’t forget “I hope all of Croatia gets swine flu”, that’s aged particularly well. Thu Mar 26
  • @hellolatke 🥰 Thu Mar 26
  • I’m procrastinating. Have a selfie. https://t.co/vWpB2lQm4l Thu Mar 26
  • 😡 delete it https://t.co/VqZvGAuTYn Thu Mar 26
  • @soligality Dunno but mildly infuriating init Thu Mar 26
  • @haadyagob I wear no makeup to the office most days, WFH I’ve worn makeup every single day Thu Mar 26
  • some of you on this app need to learn to speak for yourselves pls Thu Mar 26
  • who’s “we all” lol https://t.co/YHXhSdiMc2 Thu Mar 26
  • RT @berniesoprano: alright gimme some a them hand santanizers, a few rolls a toilet paper, and ten pounds a gabagoole https://t.co/FklFDoyQ… Wed Mar 25
  • @jwbailz Good book that! Need to finish it Wed Mar 25
  • @tomfordyxe 😭 did you tell her though Wed Mar 25
  • why does this have so many likes. are you all doing okay? Wed Mar 25
  • thinking about 🥰chairman mao🥰 Wed Mar 25
  • RT @ztvnz: comrade britney says redistribute wealth & strike https://t.co/PbPUOMwCox Tue Mar 24
  • @atenderwolf why’s he like this Tue Mar 24
  • @soup_ebooks can u imagine the look on his mum’s face Tue Mar 24
  • @smoglife_ I’m dead Tue Mar 24
  • Niko’s just played the word “hentai” in a family game of scrabble and all hell’s broken loose on finding out that h… https://t.co/W7e6N9KUZr Tue Mar 24
  • RT @nationaltrust: Happy birthday William Morris, born on this day in 1834. Inspired by nature, many of his designs feature the flowers tha… Tue Mar 24
  • RT @liamgallagher: @1BJDJ There will be dragging it’ll be the fucking nuts knickers and you know it CMON you cunt Tue Mar 24
  • @ZarinaMuhammad check back in with me in 30 years Mon Mar 23
  • @ZarinaMuhammad my mum is already at this stage and I aspire to reach her level of Leisure but simply cannot. the u… https://t.co/N7hgx4Lmyu Mon Mar 23
  • RT @UJS_UK: We are extremely concerned that the next President of @edgehillsu decided to dress up as a Holocaust victim and joke about it o… Mon Mar 23
  • RT @Lord_Sugar: no alan it's completely true. i breed lions in a small town in east siberia called Улан-Удэ and the KGB have requisitioned… Mon Mar 23
  • @fugenosis honestly I think I’m in shock Sun Mar 22
  • Jesus wept. https://t.co/5L75bSsD3v Sun Mar 22
  • @atenderwolf @LauraEmilyBored @nik0_mcr Just deactivated, it’s fine! Sun Mar 22
  • 😔🙏 rip https://t.co/HzCKTz4wet Sat Mar 21
  • all fun and games until day 8 of self isolation when you get a 24 hour ban for telling another penguin to “fuck off cunt” Sat Mar 21
  • wish we still had club penguin. reckon self isolation would be much nicer. Sat Mar 21
  • your wcw tweets “do boys deserve rights? discuss” every time her man doesn’t reply. it’s me, I’m your wcw Sat Mar 21
  • RT @craymusic: Day 8 quarantine: annoying the fuck out of my cat https://t.co/wzcGlKaYkX Sat Mar 21
  • RT @MCFCfoodbank: 🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 We're delighted that @ManCity and @ManUtd have jointly donated £100,000 to the #Manchester branches of… Sat Mar 21
  • RT @bertiecauld: This is mental. That money was there the full time. People died on universal credit. We need to remember that. We need to… Fri Mar 20
  • @_saddmitry mate I’ve got some I just don’t trust meself hahahah Fri Mar 20
  • @kerrysixteen Solidarity bud. Can feel my self esteem slipping away Fri Mar 20
  • just realised I can’t go get my undercut trimmed. it’s peak out ere Fri Mar 20
  • RT @saintcignatius: my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane Fri Mar 20
  • @internetratbag same, can feel my knees turning to dust Thu Mar 19
  • @internetratbag hell fuckin yea Thu Mar 19
  • @atenderwolf @fugenosis Yeeeessss Wed Mar 18
  • day one of working from home done. might get big into crocheting or summat. Wed Mar 18
  • @atenderwolf lol “he has family”, a guillotine would take care of that love Wed Mar 18
  • RT @MCFCfoodbank: We've teamed up with @mufcfoodbank to ask @ManCity and @ManUtd to provide immediate financial support for the 18 foodbank… Wed Mar 18
  • RT @RealBobMortimer: Train Guy... Phil Collins Tickets https://t.co/CeMLzVJptl Tue Mar 17
  • @IanDunt Ian D(ense C)unt Tue Mar 17
  • @internetratbag this is very distressing to hear. going to erase it from my memory Mon Mar 16
  • @internetratbag absolutely not Mon Mar 16
  • if I see one more “go out and support independent businesses!!!” tweet I’m going to scream, what part of self isola… https://t.co/7llbBQkg9P Mon Mar 16
  • @TypicalCity Yeah bit of Zoom video conferencing with the lads hahah. Ffs Mon Mar 16
  • @TypicalCity Cheers pal, you too. Just mental times init Mon Mar 16
  • @atenderwolf Love you pal xxxx Mon Mar 16
  • @sxm__mo shit. nice to know I’m not alone still Mon Mar 16
  • dunno if chainsmoking is the best coping mechanism but am I hammering it anyway? you fucking bet Mon Mar 16
  • @hexpositivee look after yourself my love xxxx Mon Mar 16
  • @jaymc82 solidarity mate. it’s fucked Mon Mar 16
  • @sadbixxh Coronavirus lmao Mon Mar 16
  • anyone else having mad palpitations? 🙃 Mon Mar 16
  • expected a quiet drink but obviously instead we’ve spent the hour being harassed by a drag queen to do karaoke. ma’am it’s 6.20pm, behave Fri Mar 13
  • @stillicides it’s from the ballad of buster scruggs on Netflix I think! Fri Mar 13
  • sun’s out n I’m listening to burna boy on my way to work. what more can u ask for Fri Mar 13
  • don’t even reckon this is about economics as it’s being painted - any cunt knows GDP will drop as the population do… https://t.co/WzfSWuzWqn Thu Mar 12
  • do a food shop for your sick and disabled mates, look out for your neighbours, donate to your local foodbank, volun… https://t.co/WQGO8DD0HV Thu Mar 12
  • class solidarity now more than ever, pals. if the bourgeoisie want to risk our necks we’ll risk them for each other Thu Mar 12
  • RT @sanaa_mq: need some help! am looking for someone who can speak arabic and is ldn based to mentor a young person i work w who needs a li… Thu Mar 12
  • @HugoGye Log off you thick cunt. Thu Mar 12
  • RT @MCFCfoodbank: However, the foodbank is still in need. We'd urge anyone who normally donates to put the same amount of money (plus gif… Thu Mar 12
  • RT @mxlx33: First Nations leaders from Manitoba were in Havana, Cuba this week to discuss a possible health-care partnership - Cuba is offe… Thu Mar 12
  • @iggigg @atenderwolf snap! hEDS and migraines 🤙 and a generally shit immune system prone to viral infections. love to see it. Thu Mar 12
  • @atenderwolf mate my joints started aching last night and I was like 🙂 death is imminent Thu Mar 12
  • @fcukdinthehead 😔🙏 in our hearts Thu Mar 12
  • sorry I just hate landlords with every fibre of my 5ft being, which granted is not a lot in the grand scheme of thi… https://t.co/whdGY80W8b Thu Mar 12
  • have you tried not being a social parasite https://t.co/5sRExSQwui Thu Mar 12
  • RT @MCFCfoodbank: If you'd like to help out in a tough time, please consider donating directly to @McrFoodbank https://t.co/J6FjjEnNGG Wed Mar 11
  • RT @MCFCfoodbank: Please don't stockpile!! We all live in a society and owe each other more than selfishness and panic. It's ok to feel… Wed Mar 11
  • @fcukdinthehead ffs Tue Mar 10
  • @jepifish Will be back in the next couple of months I’m sure xx Tue Mar 10
  • @bowlerjenks Dunno why a young kid just trying to get to work would lie about facing racist abuse if that’s what yo… https://t.co/LljonGja7S Tue Mar 10
  • @jepifish No I’m here now for the press view! Leaving today x Tue Mar 10
  • @atenderwolf 🥰 Tue Mar 10
  • @bowlerjenks Aye, but gmp shouldn’t be obstructing in the first place Tue Mar 10
  • @chibenho Loooooool Mon Mar 09
  • @fcukdinthehead gotta skank through the anxiety I guess Mon Mar 09

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