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absolutegazelle
Steven Bonaventure x
Angsty southern boy 🏳️‍🌈 Pop culture enthusiast. Notably had a fight with Piers Morgan & Susanna Reid. Just an all-round superstar tbh.. Taken 👬 (he/him)

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  • https://t.co/1HjkemQFCh https://t.co/NfymorIZpw Sat Sep 24
  • The dwindling value of the British pound: https://t.co/nH8XkOK46p Sat Sep 24
  • Today marks 15 years of quintessential banger, “About You Now”. The song became the Sugababes’ sixth #1 single and… https://t.co/ZGDoAvGDoV Sat Sep 24
  • I will never forgive Disney if they don’t include this scene of Ursula disguised as Vanessa in the Little Mermaid r… https://t.co/Y71tD4nZFf Sat Sep 24
  • @FergUK85 Uncanny, to be fair Fri Sep 23
  • “I don’t like too much attention on me” Also me: https://t.co/e5D50o4fVW Fri Sep 23
  • @swtme Yesss we can 😍 Fri Sep 23
  • @pantoboy I love Madame Medusa! Fri Sep 23
  • @neilscully STOP 😭🤣 Fri Sep 23
  • Can we talk about Madame Mim’s range? x https://t.co/Sn2YWyTaBv Fri Sep 23
  • Me putting on my out of office at work, knowing that the team are going to fall apart in my absence x https://t.co/eIMdgFMuov Fri Sep 23
  • @VProtheroe It isn’t the same without her x Thu Sep 22
  • I’m obsessed with this Eastenders episode where Pat Butcher dramatically orders an orange juice at the Vic and it t… https://t.co/C49InP5W5C Thu Sep 22
  • All Saints’s recent discography is impeccable - the material’s stronger than ever but some of you aren’t ready yet… https://t.co/I2JtVRQGN5 Thu Sep 22
  • “You’d better check your conscience at the door sweetie, I’m not here to be loved” - Gale Weathers x https://t.co/KQGasKwA3h Thu Sep 22
  • Gays on school photo day x https://t.co/ntGL0WpNGn Thu Sep 22
  • @tomsurfinllama 😢 Well that’s just mean!😂 Thu Sep 22
  • @ajp372 I had nightmares of being eaten by it 😭😂 Thu Sep 22
  • Was anyone else traumatised by the cloud rhino in James and the Giant Peach? https://t.co/nyTDATYRQ2 https://t.co/VwbwaVHUzC Thu Sep 22
  • Wtf?!?! https://t.co/eZlXKPb5XJ Thu Sep 22
  • “What character did Kathy Burke play in Gimme Gimme Gimme?” Me: https://t.co/pB6CuYrmcs Wed Sep 21
  • When the cashier presses "clearly over 25" a little too quickly for my liking x https://t.co/Pt2qnBaXbh Wed Sep 21
  • @danfaz94 🤣 https://t.co/sBl5tBqrxA Wed Sep 21
  • Holly Willoughby to Phil when she saw the queue x https://t.co/WtjU7DHyb6 Wed Sep 21
  • @Mrlukasgeorge Didn’t expect this from him at all tbh. It’s creepy! Wed Sep 21
  • Watching as all of this Adam Levine drama unfolds x https://t.co/ta5uhMYwW8 Wed Sep 21
  • RT @number9angel: it doesn’t get camper than bet lynch buying a ready meal https://t.co/RppFIrnwKO Wed Sep 21
  • RT @alovetrilogy: donna summer’s iconic discography https://t.co/EXwDI60XeV Wed Sep 21
  • RT @mmdotcox: my entire vibe from now until spring https://t.co/VbmjW9iVOh Wed Sep 21
  • Every week that goes by, I can’t believe that this tweet still hasn’t been deleted. https://t.co/xdjY1SKgAg Wed Sep 21
  • @Mrlukasgeorge 100%! Tue Sep 20
  • Gay culture is immediately going to this section of Wikipedia x https://t.co/vgfich16wt Tue Sep 20
  • Holly and Phil when they saw the length of the queue at Westminster… #gbbo x https://t.co/gOngWX2aez Tue Sep 20
  • Tina Malone talking about eating chicken when you’ve got beef planned for the night x https://t.co/n2IHQxXZnE Tue Sep 20
  • Song 4 Mutya. A song that was ahead of its time x https://t.co/BdO0GtzQYr https://t.co/FWpmLyvzoh Tue Sep 20
  • 8 year old me whenever I spotted someone smoking a cigarette x https://t.co/W2DWGJH65y Mon Sep 19
  • @sootydeposits @paulnorwich It wasn’t deleted for you, my lovely. Please don’t feel too powerful. Holly and Phil ar… https://t.co/EDvo14hYMP Mon Sep 19
  • Watching The Queen’s funeral the way she would have wanted, how about you? x https://t.co/AuEE4bEAl9 Mon Sep 19
  • Gail Platt has arrived at Westminster Abbey to sing an emotive rendition of “Firework” at the Queen’s funeral x https://t.co/YiBhVFuhDC Mon Sep 19
  • @LightHealing 🤣 Mon Sep 19
  • I can’t explain it but even when walking, Liz Truss always manages to look like she’s on work experience and unsure… https://t.co/IbOhcRFSEw Mon Sep 19
  • @neilscully Truly bizarre Mon Sep 19
  • @sootydeposits https://t.co/p0VCvwvqdl Mon Sep 19
  • @ElliXiaQ Apparently so. I forgot though.. I was watching Ratatouille 😭 Sun Sep 18
  • Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliott’s version of Car Wash for Shark Tale really didn’t have to go this hard. I’m d… https://t.co/b3SauS9O77 Sun Sep 18
  • When you find out Evri are the courier responsible for the delivery of your parcel x https://t.co/FZeYfZ9Y1J Sun Sep 18
  • @FergUK85 Kandy Floss Kween Sun Sep 18
  • "We met in the queue and just really seemed to click!" x https://t.co/Q8uSZuB8JL Sun Sep 18
  • RT @pipmadeley: Phillip Schofield arriving to see the Queen lying-in-state https://t.co/78KXmNpFXC Sun Sep 18
  • RT @TwinBrett_: Ok so we can do this for the unhoused too then, yes? Sun Sep 18
  • It’s just hit me that Lewis Capaldi looks like a young Geraldine McQueen. I’m not sure I’ll ever unsee this now x https://t.co/BwceKx0CRD Sat Sep 17
  • The writers of Labyrinth really said “How about a British worm in a scarf?” x https://t.co/eNgnNNlVT9 Sat Sep 17
  • Sinead O’Connor has been spotted amongst the queues in London to see the Queen’s coffin. When asked how long she… https://t.co/2LXh1xbsXK Sat Sep 17
  • JK Rowling when her publicity team ask her to try going a month without tweeting something offensive about the tran… https://t.co/6MidvGCeuW Sat Sep 17
  • I will never tire of the episode where Deirdre, Blanche & Ken all show up to Peter’s AA meeting to support his reco… https://t.co/MUwmb9KcNs Fri Sep 16
  • “No one is going to have a hit with the name Britney Spears” https://t.co/XYgeKRol8b https://t.co/lTbPCdsr8l Thu Sep 15
  • Little bit obsessed with this lady queuing to see The Queen’s coffin x https://t.co/gD91KFsdPp Thu Sep 15
  • @danfaz94 Omg, Annie Wilkes 😍 Icon! 😂 Thu Sep 15
  • “What are your interests?” Me: https://t.co/N5Ur4mXvBk Thu Sep 15
  • @boyz_allowed 100%! This album really showed her growth as an artist Thu Sep 15
  • “Put Yourself In My Place” is one of Kylie’s best ballads. It’s underrated x https://t.co/ciu6L7pVAr Thu Sep 15
  • New bank note’s just dropped. It’s going to take some getting used to, I think x https://t.co/X3XePiNJWH Thu Sep 15
  • @Sjm_89 It’s absolute madness! That includes cancer treatment as well - all for one old lady who’s died… crazy times Thu Sep 15
  • The British press after seeing Meghan hold Harry’s hand after the ceremony x https://t.co/iLpngWzzr1 Thu Sep 15
  • @ElliXiaQ I mean I knew it would be absolutely everywhere but this is just on another level 😭 Wed Sep 14
  • https://t.co/lmJog4YRNh Wed Sep 14
  • Mr Morris getting enraged by a youth culture that hadn’t existed in decades was one of the best moments of Friday N… https://t.co/ScZOEdXqYr Wed Sep 14
  • Rose Tyler in The Age of Steel (2006) episode, trying to walk with no emotion amongst the queue of cybermen x https://t.co/0ZrGhDQKDL Wed Sep 14
  • @AlexJCall Best film of all time x Wed Sep 14
  • https://t.co/ujnHEljwmz https://t.co/bGmLvtPEa7 Wed Sep 14
  • https://t.co/DL3jiOby0H Wed Sep 14
  • RT @imshanereaction: Nadine Coyle (2001) https://t.co/rNX6Cykavj Wed Sep 14
  • RT @PhilipProudfoot: During the 1980s, the queen tried to stop Princess Diana's work in HIV advocacy, telling her to do something "more ple… Wed Sep 14
  • RT @thediyora: I just wonder how many of the people who made marmalade sandwiches for a dead monarch have ever made them for the living poor Wed Sep 14
  • RT @heyes_katie: I think Prince Andrew’s pedophilia did more to “tarnish the image” of the Royal Family tbh rather than Meghan Markle speak… Wed Sep 14
  • Center Parcs workers on Monday morning: https://t.co/XV9c6dozJk Tue Sep 13
  • @danfaz94 Omg what?!? 😂😭 Tue Sep 13
  • This is a Mrs Kwan stan account x https://t.co/5v1jhfBfTh Tue Sep 13
  • “Frankie, Mollie, Una, Vanessa, Rochelle… whatcha doing Saturday girl” Them: https://t.co/dh9vTvnf45 Tue Sep 13
  • Remember Clippy? This is him now x https://t.co/Y9aDW1CREv Tue Sep 13
  • I will not rest until Spooky Island is a real place x https://t.co/VtROjWI11E Mon Sep 12
  • @JMcKnighty Oh god, they’ve found me! 😂 Mon Sep 12
  • “Run Away With Me” is the only answer x https://t.co/7FGmA1KXQ2 https://t.co/RTUF7xhKS4 Mon Sep 12
  • Badger of Bodger & Badger fame: https://t.co/Ek2Gp9vie8 Mon Sep 12
  • Meghan Markle looking at Piers Morgan’s camera roll and internet searches x https://t.co/9r1BRRn210 Sun Sep 11
  • Dan Wootton: h- The entire country: https://t.co/zQjyft5MH1 Sun Sep 11
  • @neilscully 😂 Sun Sep 11
  • @redskyatnight @Alasdair_CM 100%! She’s a breath of fresh air! Sun Sep 11
  • @Alasdair_CM 😂 I love this! Sun Sep 11
  • I won’t allow a bad word to be said about Stacey Solomon. She articulated a valid, widely held viewpoint. It’s not… https://t.co/Mdymmu1lVi Sun Sep 11
  • Well, Alexandra Burke was the first person to bring the “elephant in the room” phrase over to the UK. I’d say that’… https://t.co/qvZkAcARgm Sun Sep 11
  • What’s Harold Bishop doing announcing King Charles’s proclamation in Edinburgh? #KingCharleslll x https://t.co/4OgGLR0q8i Sun Sep 11
  • Coleen Nolan’s Hollywood debut in Hairspray (2007) is my favourite thing that she’s ever done x https://t.co/DwOExBwxdu Sun Sep 11
  • University lecturers when you hand in an essay with the introduction and conclusion x https://t.co/NKMyAscIED Sat Sep 10
  • @MarkDoonan That’s brilliant 👏😂 Sat Sep 10
  • The best people equipped to teach Harry Styles about tenderness x https://t.co/ZalQVCPVYg Sat Sep 10
  • @MarkDoonan I’m not sure I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing this haha. If you manage to find it, I’d love to see! 😂 Sat Sep 10
  • Theresa May screaming internally whenever Boris so much as looks in her direction. #proclamation #KingCharlesIII x https://t.co/aU29deUZO5 Sat Sep 10
  • Gordon Brown politely trying to make small talk with Boris Johnson as neither David Cameron nor Theresa May wanted… https://t.co/tBIjYI78ka Sat Sep 10
  • While we’re on the topic of Liz Truss’s failed attempt at a curtsy, Theresa May’s awkward, extra low, constipated g… https://t.co/axuBuWBxI1 Sat Sep 10
  • When I hear someone say 'King Charles and Queen Camilla' x https://t.co/CyaB76XnPj Fri Sep 09
  • RT @NotIbnEnu: Charlie’s angels Fri Sep 09
  • RT @fcknjam: the throne should be hers ! https://t.co/ws8bN5LJKw Fri Sep 09
  • RT @mobzw: They have started 😭😭😭 https://t.co/T8s1xbufhV Fri Sep 09
  • RT @SpillerOfTea: Cannot begin to imagine a more fitting start to the Truss era than a completely preventable wave of liquid shit encirclin… Fri Sep 09
  • RT @rvbiari: https://t.co/XNQpM6WbcD Fri Sep 09
  • RT @blairsmani: the queens grandchildren at the funeral when they get a text saying “this isn’t bloody over - Q” https://t.co/ardvrbGuQr Fri Sep 09
  • Me walking to work this morning, trying to process everything that’s happened in the last 24 hours x https://t.co/ltsDs9WG48 Fri Sep 09
  • My favourite memory of #QueenElizabeth was how excited she got at her 90th birthday parade when she saw the cows x https://t.co/lLKWNcZFrV Thu Sep 08
  • I’ll never forget this photo of The Queen mourning her husband’s death alone due to Covid guidelines whilst Boris p… https://t.co/jTbbcrOMma Thu Sep 08
  • BREAKING: Cheryl Fergison has arrived at Balmoral https://t.co/UjCLeAG1k6 Thu Sep 08
  • The UK waiting for the next news update on the Queen x https://t.co/bq1PfBkzs0 Thu Sep 08
  • Sally Webster’s erratic outburst when Rosie entered her goth era with dyed hair and a face full of makeup is top ti… https://t.co/inOXM99kgk Thu Sep 08
  • When someone asks me which of the Loose Women panellists outed themselves as a Boris fan live on the show x https://t.co/pB6CuYrmcs Wed Sep 07
  • @vicroskams I wish it had been, to be honest 😂 Wed Sep 07
  • https://t.co/tYIlXyota3 https://t.co/ATjN9bRuvY Wed Sep 07
  • The Rt Hon Kim Woodburn MP has been appointed Secretary of State for Tackling Adultery and Ganghandedness.… https://t.co/kiJeN45zKG Wed Sep 07
  • Okay but when’s the live action movie coming for this icon? x https://t.co/svAqnlbEp6 Tue Sep 06
  • Miss Trunchbull with Amanda Thripp’s pigtails, 1996 x https://t.co/XMjjO9eys4 Tue Sep 06
  • @joelhuds Why is this so funny to me? 😂 Mon Sep 05
  • Why does it sound like she’s about to burst into song at the start of this news bulletin?! 😭 x https://t.co/8mHrXolIX6 Mon Sep 05
  • Rishi Sunak leaving Westminster this afternoon: https://t.co/5BPkrokDG0 Mon Sep 05
  • Liz Truss when asked whether her first order of business will be opening a new pork market or focusing on importing… https://t.co/OexKWBaWB0 Mon Sep 05
  • @UKDeanBarney 😭😂 Mon Sep 05
  • It’s giving Chucky from Child’s Play but if he got old and developed a receding hairline x https://t.co/Jpj5Ct18W7 Mon Sep 05
  • Before you get the monkeypox vaccine, they ask you if this doctor has seen you in the past x https://t.co/5AMjUVhji0 Sun Sep 04
  • The fact that tomorrow either Liz Truss or Rishi Sunak will be in the charge of the country x https://t.co/f2vpVMk0pr Sun Sep 04
  • @SVH00318868 I know! It’s unhinged 😂 Sun Sep 04
  • https://t.co/cvKLn6zgsz https://t.co/T49WL7MLmi Sun Sep 04
  • Me during my return to work meeting after one day sick x https://t.co/5J9XBs7yU0 Sun Sep 04
  • My mum confronting me aged 13 about my internet history x https://t.co/JsGiJDSyj0 Sat Sep 03
  • This newly leaked Jesy Nelson song… x https://t.co/8ckw6xyiwx Sat Sep 03
  • Yoko Ono’s very abstract cover of “Firework” by Katy Perry x https://t.co/Ap5MBBR0lX https://t.co/cUqYHNFXJb Sat Sep 03
  • RT @hipstermermaid: Leo as soon as a GF turns 25. https://t.co/59scVeYsCa Sat Sep 03
  • RT @Spilling_The_T: Gay friendships https://t.co/g07dw07Lxc Fri Sep 02
  • RT @TomHulme79: I’ve found this Dutch parody of Keeping Up Appearances and my life has been changed (1/2) https://t.co/KQaNV2Lk4k Fri Sep 02
  • RT @GarethWild: Liz Truss dressed as bins - A thread 🧵 https://t.co/UKjhFBLRg7 Fri Sep 02
  • BREAKING: National kettle shortage announced as thousands of shoppers queue for hours at Argos stores throughout th… https://t.co/Le7fEz35Rt Fri Sep 02
  • Me calculating how many quid I’ve saved on energy bills after investing in a £20 kettle x https://t.co/Qxt0BFtNmF Thu Sep 01
  • This iconic episode of Wife Swap where the boy runs away because his "swap mom" threw away his bacon is one of the… https://t.co/TlrpfEcpY3 Thu Sep 01
  • Me in absolutely any professional setting x https://t.co/V6vg8rNVfG Wed Aug 31
  • @FergUK85 It is noticeably quieter, I must admit 😂 Wed Aug 31
  • I had to do it x https://t.co/umHNmJBaDB Wed Aug 31
  • @D4N7O Oh I never knew this! Tue Aug 30
  • @AndyHeWrote Chapel Street, I believe 😂 Tue Aug 30
  • @D4N7O Why?! 😮 Tue Aug 30
  • Is “The Way I Are” by Timbaland & Keri Hilson one of the best songs of all time? Could very well be, IMO x https://t.co/5r5pHcVbMO Tue Aug 30
  • @SamFarmer2 😂👏 Mon Aug 29
  • @lewispringle I do - 13th Nov 2006! Love Gail’s scenes at the parenting classes 😂 Mon Aug 29
  • Dry marker pens when used on a school whiteboard: https://t.co/sxS0vK4iLe Mon Aug 29
  • What’s that booth where you’re charged to use bridges, tunnels and motorways? x https://t.co/VnF7QCNEsB Mon Aug 29
  • @neilscully Love this 😂 Mon Aug 29
  • Can’t believe it. I’ve just seen Cher shopping in Schuh 😍 x https://t.co/ivvtlb2rMU Mon Aug 29
  • Me searching Limewire circa 2004 deciding which of the 26 versions available of Britney Spears to download x https://t.co/4p4DJwwZbk Sun Aug 28
  • Gays on the way home from Pride this weekend x https://t.co/INfkFKVhon Sun Aug 28
  • @FergUK85 You’re not and you’re definitely not the only one who finds it daunting mixing with others at an event wh… https://t.co/LKbmka3rc0 Sun Aug 28
  • @FergUK85 Aw, what’s happened? Just too much to drink? You shouldn’t miss out on future prides x Sun Aug 28
  • RT @hazelrosedee: ‘british people have no culture’ ok explain this then https://t.co/iE0OiCzm8O Fri Aug 26
  • RT @seanbgoneill: When they put me in a home and ask me if I remember anyone or anything https://t.co/q7Y9dmSUTF Fri Aug 26
  • @CJB24MC Legal battles because they couldn’t get the Sugababes name back and then half of the stuff they recorded ended up getting leaked Thu Aug 25
  • Angelica Pickles when she was first given her Cynthia doll x https://t.co/4eLMm8IHcb Thu Aug 25
  • @BRATTYBARBlE All three should’ve been singles! Thu Aug 25
  • Finally my biggest Sugababes question has been answered and it appears it’s not completely impossible for the unrel… https://t.co/ae63ruz7yB Thu Aug 25
  • Impossible when these are the horror girls we’ve been given x https://t.co/Jxrseo5gLq https://t.co/dkW1Aa3fRf Thu Aug 25
  • @dannyhutchins0n Billy Bear ham! 😂 Thu Aug 25
  • “I watch Nightmare On Elm Street 2 (1985) for the plot” The plot: https://t.co/5NiLZTsTIg Wed Aug 24
  • When your food’s only just been served and they immediately come over to ask if everything’s okay with the meal x https://t.co/4ZHqx9BpSY Wed Aug 24
  • Manchester this weekend: https://t.co/saH2c8l0U3 Wed Aug 24
  • Me going to sit back down after opening the fridge for the third time to see if anything new’s materialised x https://t.co/tObFgG8IJT Tue Aug 23
  • Harry Styles: This queerbaiting discourse is so silly The LGBT community: https://t.co/lXInKm9pWu Tue Aug 23
  • The fact Sarah Michelle Gellar gave us Buffy, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Scream 2 all in the space of a ye… https://t.co/ZAXmqlDrWG Mon Aug 22
  • @Mr_Alixander YES! How could we forget?! 😭 Sun Aug 21
  • Thinking about the time Sharon Osbourne chucked a ham joint over the neighbours’ fence because they were being nois… https://t.co/rvZF7JlNA0 Sun Aug 21
  • @lilotweeting Midsomer Murders 😂❤️ Sun Aug 21
  • https://t.co/wt1SW6n93M Sun Aug 21
  • @babesAddy_ 100%! Love this film though x Sun Aug 21
  • @BRATTYBARBlE Is… is this Rachel? Rachel Lester?! Sun Aug 21
  • @upthewoodenhill You’re not wrong!! Sat Aug 20
  • Fairly certain that a good percentage of people aged 25 to 40 can attribute a lot of their trauma and anxiety to Ro… https://t.co/zC7GdzKDvu Sat Aug 20
  • @neilscully https://t.co/28e49h9nrb Fri Aug 19
  • @nutellanate I think you should give yourself a bit more credit! 😂 Fri Aug 19
  • “Sorry I can’t make it, I’ve got plans” Also me: https://t.co/KCB3M0NK0b Fri Aug 19
  • RT @Mikechrs961: Heard its blackpink day 🎉🎉 https://t.co/UWrtMYKux2 Fri Aug 19
  • RT @dps_moira: https://t.co/i9aXnrZxGm Fri Aug 19
  • RT @lewispringle: 8 years ago today, Deirdre Barlow had a stare off with a sheep. Iconic. https://t.co/LYbGO7cGmH Fri Aug 19
  • RT @fiImgal: forever iconic https://t.co/AV0uR2cFht Fri Aug 19
  • RT @1carolinagirl: A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master was released 34 years ago today..August 19th (1988)🎬🔪 https://t.co/gqAy33… Fri Aug 19
  • RT @lcfckini: This is why I would never open my results on national television #AlevelResults https://t.co/RLl6JBrlXD Fri Aug 19
  • @Nintendoubt815 Correct you are! Thu Aug 18
  • Which one are you saving? x https://t.co/xfPIReqU6t Thu Aug 18
  • Which one are you saving? x https://t.co/rcvKtqSLyZ Thu Aug 18
  • Which one are you saving? x https://t.co/1UHBnsosma Thu Aug 18
  • Which one are you saving? x https://t.co/ZAlUlZw8To Thu Aug 18
  • Which one are you saving? x https://t.co/uqgAhWxoyR Thu Aug 18
  • Which one are you saving? x https://t.co/EwvUcQvSXf Thu Aug 18
  • You can only keep one: 90s/2000s food edition (a thread) x https://t.co/Ipnn3kZnoA Thu Aug 18
  • Sixth formers opening their A level results today x https://t.co/rWPVDEM1uL Thu Aug 18
  • @Jetsam_Shoes https://t.co/FHn7KryMSN Thu Aug 18
  • @gjds__ She really did. She was kind of companion material. That would’ve made my entire life 😍 x Thu Aug 18
  • Yvonne Hartman x https://t.co/vKsByuMfga https://t.co/kaboYsvkxe Thu Aug 18

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