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Bill C, immature male blessed with an awesome wife, kids, grandkids. I run a lot, sometimes well. More importantly: no tweets “sourced from monkey labour.”

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  • @Nedra “Not *all* of them are from Florida,” he mumbled weakly. Thu Sep 23
  • @Nedra https://t.co/YYyZvzKgyG Thu Sep 23
  • IT boss: you don’t have an email signature. You need to create one. Me: ON IT https://t.co/IX3234EIHR Wed Sep 22
  • @mike_thomas Might date myself a bit here but I remember such a product with that name. Pre AIDS. Who knew? Wed Sep 22
  • @Nedra No. But I also don’t see any alligators so… Wed Sep 22
  • @Nedra Inconclusive https://t.co/4QQ2kJMgF4 Wed Sep 22
  • @Nedra Stepping outside brb Wed Sep 22
  • Starting to question this weather app’s ability to recognize my current location https://t.co/IuKVPSW6Vt Wed Sep 22
  • Should I send this oh so helpful follow-up reply or no #helpDesk https://t.co/zEuGIxr15E Wed Sep 22
  • Important meeting this afternoon so I can download but should probably wait and not actually install the new—… https://t.co/FILiidUmZH Mon Sep 20
  • @Nedra Put me down for a certain quantity. Sat Sep 18
  • @Nedra Are there t-shirts yet? Sat Sep 18
  • @Nedra Thanks 🙂 Boston Marathon, October 11. Hoping it’ll be a bit cooler and less humid there than FL. 🥵 Sat Sep 18
  • Twenty mile run this morning. Every muscle from neck to feet complaining. On the plus side, I did not have to walk.… https://t.co/F8IJs1ILMO Sat Sep 18
  • @basscomm BRB stepping outside to test Fri Sep 17
  • @Nedra Not going to “like” this one on principle. Hope you’re able to get through this quickly! Thu Sep 16
  • If its inscription looks anything like this then maybe finding the owner is ill advised https://t.co/swYB67UVVs https://t.co/RS002hWsy6 Wed Sep 15
  • @robkroese @uppityhobbit #writerJokes Wed Sep 15
  • @sarahsalviander Also it’s a shorter trip, so there is that. Wed Sep 15
  • @bostonmarathon Lol this guy will be my spirit animal on Oct 11 https://t.co/Gs469Y4sZf Wed Sep 15
  • Seriously I do not understand the point of weak coffee Tue Sep 14
  • @ronsorrell @NFLFantasy “API rate limit exceeded” taken at face value seems like a planning / scaling issue. Openin… https://t.co/z4oVQD1x2l Sun Sep 12
  • lol https://t.co/3bHhHEQ7MG app https://t.co/hq4A5JGWZC Sun Sep 12
  • @PrettyLilMudder Mark me down for ‘same’. Thu Sep 09
  • @Meg_Cunn Ice - check. Abs - check. Two out of three? Once again, @Twitter puts the right tweets together in my tim… https://t.co/W4IcPVu0tg Wed Sep 08
  • @robkroese “One?” Yeah, no. I can’t do just one. Aye, Robot Starship Grifters Out of the Soylent Planet Tue Sep 07
  • @basscomm Perhaps they have taken some artistic LICENSE Mon Sep 06
  • @nethead @DougE @veryhotfish Could have been anywhere? Fri Sep 03
  • @dUgpinnick_ Happy birthday! And many more! Fri Sep 03
  • @sbspalding I was going to reply to the previous but then realized you did not in fact type “enrage.” Which would also be a true statement. Thu Sep 02
  • ENDORSED https://t.co/DWZ2Qn8vmW Thu Sep 02
  • RT @pulte: I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet because it’s been a while since I gave away $10,000 in a twe… Thu Sep 02
  • Well done @baa and thank you for taking this seriously, being thorough, and especially for emphasizing personal res… https://t.co/Iis895GqIv Thu Sep 02
  • ⁦@visiblecare⁩ is this just me or are there some larger issues? Just updated your app, iPhone latest https://t.co/Izl5seOW9l Thu Sep 02
  • @daniilbirsan What is thy bidding, my master Wed Sep 01
  • @veryhotfish Ooooh sorry, no refunds or exchanges. We’ll keep sending our VERY BEST. 🤡 Tue Aug 31
  • @veryhotfish Florida. We export drivers! Tue Aug 31
  • Should I be concerned I’m thinking about setting this as my profile pic on every site https://t.co/78PNxlVW0D Tue Aug 31
  • @veryhotfish @nethead @DougE @mklopez Roger? I thought it was Ida Sat Aug 28
  • @robkroese MISS TESCHMACHER!!! Fri Aug 27
  • @ArthurBoreman OH MY — wait Thu Aug 26
  • @bostonmarathon “601 starters” lol Thu Aug 26
  • @SpaceMonkey_ I come from a long line of… cars — me, showing up late for a meeting Thu Aug 26
  • @teddlesruss We have the same sales guy! Thu Aug 26
  • Sales: can you send me the info as a Word doc? Me: is pdf okay? Sales: Excel Spreadsheet #normal Thu Aug 26
  • @ArthurBoreman Needs more sandworm - straw? - but otherwise a winner I think Wed Aug 25
  • @nethead And the sign said, “Long haired freaky people need not apply” Wed Aug 25
  • @ArthurBoreman I love the Weather Underground app and I WILL NOT STOP. The Weather Underground though - yes. Bad.… https://t.co/GkhHuV7EtH Wed Aug 25
  • @JonahDispatch His brother could report on this story and make it so. Tue Aug 24
  • @ArthurBoreman Are there Are there toilet hammocks somewhere? Or is it one of those gravity driven things? Mon Aug 23
  • @akaSylvia The spectator section looks top notch though. Mon Aug 23
  • @DougE All going for the coveted Pincushion Award. Sun Aug 22
  • @DougE As the kids like to say, I feel seen. Sun Aug 22
  • @ArthurBoreman Okay that’s - I don’t know what. Other than not good. Fri Aug 20
  • When you get a brand new phone directly from your wireless provider, pop in a SIM, switch it on and https://t.co/PLutITO5uX Fri Aug 20
  • @hooeyspewer What a concept lol Fri Aug 20
  • @hooeyspewer What if someone never stopped wearing them though Fri Aug 20
  • @visiblecare No worries, I survived yesterday and likely will today as well. 🤞Thanks for the quick response. Fri Aug 20
  • @visiblecare hello, I want to follow up on a case opened yesterday. Best to use website chat? If yes, is there a wa… https://t.co/OIAaiMdOVU Fri Aug 20
  • @RunnerWest Really hope it’s on its way out. So not fun. Thu Aug 19
  • @RunnerWest That’s good then! Is this Achilles or other? Thu Aug 19
  • @RunnerWest That’s… not a good thing to need to do, is it. Thu Aug 19
  • @veryhotfish Was gonna say I prefer Dogecoin but really not much difference at this point Tue Aug 17
  • @veryhotfish You can send those payments to me. I will take them. I will even send you receipts. #urwelcome Tue Aug 17
  • @marathoner @NJMarathon Ugh. So hard for all the people doing things right, getting vaccines, staying healthy. And… https://t.co/wpAcF9BwWB Mon Aug 16
  • @basscomm Picturing a modified familiar logo that says Insult Inside Mon Aug 16
  • @di_trying_ Like a boss! Hope the mending is going well. Sun Aug 15
  • @ArtMcDonald420 Well done though! Sat Aug 14
  • 8 yo just said she wants, and I quote, “robots and earrings” for her birthday. Also mentioned plans for building a… https://t.co/GoTkuTvysv Sat Aug 14
  • @authoradambray You’re familiar with the expression, “That dog won’t hunt?” Sat Aug 14
  • @RunnerWest Oh dear. That seems most unfortunate. Fri Aug 13
  • @RunnerWest Lol. Hope the pile you’re facing is… smaller, at least. Fri Aug 13
  • @RunnerWest That seems ominous Fri Aug 13
  • If you don’t do anything but watch this on repeat, your day will have been well spent. Thx @lesliecarbone https://t.co/tBVArd0EoM Fri Aug 13
  • @Nedra Makes sense to me to try and stay ahead of this thing. If we wait to start a re-vax or booster round until w… https://t.co/OGHwrWtkZY Fri Aug 13
  • @lesliecarbone Gonna thank you NOW Fri Aug 13
  • @Nedra Are they recommending 3rd because antibodies etc. seem to have dropped off? Fri Aug 13
  • @veryhotfish https://t.co/U8AjZxJtew Fri Aug 13
  • @sbspalding I’m glad that did not happen. And yes, their apparent commitment to change for its own sake is more than a little annoying. Thu Aug 12
  • @sbspalding *waves* Thu Aug 12
  • @basscomm Feature! Wed Aug 11
  • @BadVaccineTakes Wonder how many posted pics showing they were magnetized by the saline shot 🤔 Wed Aug 11
  • @basscomm Is that a logical Or? Wed Aug 11
  • @MoNscience @ABC Not gonna lie I’ve thought about a third. Will wait for proper “authorization” though. I mean, I… https://t.co/1ro1GcUmMl Wed Aug 11
  • @ChortlesWeakly I should clarify that would likely be an above ground pool. Don’t mean to overstate. My apologies.… https://t.co/zMblrG8vwk Wed Aug 11
  • @ChortlesWeakly Let’s see, 40 x ~11,000 / 128… Something over 3,400 gallons., which is an above average swimming p… https://t.co/XwAdIHynXv Wed Aug 11
  • @ChortlesWeakly On a scale of Dilettante Poser to Epic Boss, 40 oz. puts you at roughly Boss++. I am impressed. Wed Aug 11
  • I did. Totally legit and even interesting article. Am I lying? Only one way to find out. https://t.co/LXAEGbH4Hp Wed Aug 11
  • @uppityhobbit But that seems like a right answer Mon Aug 09
  • @authoradambray Now imagining a sandworm / hydra hybrid. Thanks for that! Mon Aug 09
  • Co-worker, in work break room: “This cheese is moldy!” In my mind: https://t.co/KVByCh9AVi Mon Aug 09
  • @Nedra Whoa. Maybe that was why the animatron was left unpowered the whole time. Mon Aug 09
  • @Nedra Definitely the latter lol Mon Aug 09
  • @Nedra Still nice to kids though and definitely not a cheesebag 😉 Mon Aug 09
  • @nethead lol you should have posted that as a fleet. Oh wait Mon Aug 09
  • Surely I’m not the only one who looks at these and sees a Chuck E. Cheese … bag? No disrespect, a great time was h… https://t.co/mAw8mc831E Mon Aug 09
  • @basscomm Looks inviting! Mon Aug 09
  • @commiessuckit lol nothing matters Tue Aug 03
  • @btocher Glad for you. And them. 👍 Tue Aug 03
  • @PotataHed Challenge accepted! … Now how do we measure and score though Tue Aug 03
  • @btocher Sad indeed. So very frustrating to me that vaccines aren’t being accepted and sought by more people, some… https://t.co/clXRQdbNsE Tue Aug 03
  • @sbspalding You mean weird-er I’m sure lol Tue Aug 03
  • .@sbspalding this is progress right? I lol'd for real I lost track how many times in just the first 12 or 13 minute… https://t.co/Ij5R6uERSj Tue Aug 03
  • @sbspalding It'll probably make me whine to myself about it being too hard and not enough free time to play it, so… https://t.co/XzxbU5eeGm Mon Aug 02
  • @sbspalding This seemed 1) intriguing and 2) like if I thought about it too long or put it off I'd forget #1 so, yeah. I'm in. Mon Aug 02
  • @BadVaccineTakes So it *is* microchips!!!! #galaxyBrain Fri Jul 30
  • @lesliecarbone Soon to be unemployed Twitter account intern? Or is she that obtuse? Fri Jul 30
  • @PotataHed Could be worse… https://t.co/DBrLLJIjXr Wed Jul 28
  • @MoNscience @CWEBCRUZER @WNYC @Gothamist Really hope this doesn’t turn into some kind of dueling court orders circus. Wed Jul 28
  • @basscomm Wonder if any people called their support line and had to be directed to those disclaimers. Probably some. Wed Jul 28
  • @basscomm As one does. Wed Jul 28
  • Was hoping someone had brought in donuts to work today. https://t.co/jxb0ELV26a Wed Jul 28
  • @lesliecarbone It’s complicated. Or so I’m told. Tue Jul 27
  • Got a politely threatening email - about a seized envelope with a payment bond - from the FBI (paul.m.abbate@invest… https://t.co/NpaJLgS0uF Tue Jul 27
  • @ThisIsMarietta *nudge* *nudge* Mon Jul 26
  • @RunnerWest Ugh. Those kinds of complications really make everything a lot harder. Sat Jul 24
  • Post run conversation with daughter. ⁦@RunnerWest⁩ guessing your AM long run was similar to mine. At least we surv… https://t.co/KU0lDUYlKb Sat Jul 24
  • @basscomm Same, I keep mine in my neck and shoulders mostly. Sat Jul 24
  • @RunnerWest Seconded. Sat Jul 24
  • @RunnerWest We were in Vermont last week. Had a run with literal three miles of steady climb, over seven hundred total. I might move there 🤔 Sat Jul 24
  • @RunnerWest West Volusia. I mean. They’re small compared to say Clermont or some areas around Mt Dora but they’re better than nothing right? Sat Jul 24
  • @RunnerWest lol that’s going to be me after my local hills segment from miles six to twelve. Sat Jul 24
  • @RunnerWest What’s on your schedule? Eighteen planned for me. Hoping to get them done before 8 and somehow live to tell the tale. Sat Jul 24
  • TIL my high school is now an assisted living facility and I hope they’re having as much fun in Chemistry lab as I did. Thu Jul 22
  • Um I mean yes time flies but https://t.co/5bdnWLWlRM Thu Jul 22
  • @Nedra I’ve just started trying to understand what’s going on in TN with all this and basically I’m ready to give u… https://t.co/rNOkLUDpTp Thu Jul 22
  • @Nedra Yes. I’m shifting from “vaxxed and la la la no worries” to asking myself some of the same questions the auth… https://t.co/f2AQvrFCZb Thu Jul 22
  • This is an excellent, hype- and hair-on-fire-free article linked in the quoted tweet. Leaves me rethinking my “free… https://t.co/CtEWA65xNV Thu Jul 22
  • @btocher We can choose to ignore it of course. Still, seems like a “feature” that’s unlikely to have a net positive effect. Wed Jul 21
  • @btocher So, more polarization. Because we don’t see enough already? Wed Jul 21
  • @The_Kyle_Mann @IMAO_ https://t.co/915YJrGoFa Tue Jul 20
  • *Some exclusions apply https://t.co/oZHxDP8y5s Tue Jul 20
  • @LosingAir @BrettKelman For my part I thought the article seemed neutral and informative. I don’t know any TN back… https://t.co/Ckaen56S0l Tue Jul 20
  • @BrettKelman Ami missing something? Seems like the story itself might be telling a slightly different, you know.… https://t.co/fku8gwtmK5 Mon Jul 19
  • @DougE Guessing her time for First Appearance must have been one for the ages. Mon Jul 19
  • State flag, apparently https://t.co/bw2sdI8I56 Wed Jul 14
  • (Me, listening to new album from @InhalerDublin) huh lead singer reminds me of Bono, must be an Irish thing #duh Fri Jul 09
  • @SpaceMonkey_ I’ve had two long Twitter suspensions, does that count? Thu Jul 08
  • @karol It would work for me. YMMV Tue Jul 06
  • @karol Is it wrong though Tue Jul 06
  • Census workers thought *they* had a difficult job https://t.co/bBUJKv3Uyu Tue Jul 06
  • @ArthurBoreman Knock, open, slam, repeat? Tue Jul 06
  • @veryhotfish Takes after you? Tue Jul 06
  • @veryhotfish “Federal Regulations require us to be sucky” — How airlines and airports interpret pretty much everything, apparently. Tue Jul 06
  • @Rammi Mail them a check. Use a weird size envelope - or even better, a parcel - so a human has to handle it. Tue Jul 06
  • Me: finds Magic 8-Ball with answer stuck on YES “Should I drink another cup of coffee?” Tue Jul 06
  • @andrewbadera On the plus side, I now have this Chipolo gadget linked to my phone, so if the missing phone is close… https://t.co/f1JSGXnL4N Tue Jul 06
  • @andrewbadera I did look through this once, been a while. Seems like I would sign in to iCloud and go from there. S… https://t.co/xKFoYzLECo Tue Jul 06
  • @andrewbadera Interesting. I don’t have such a watch. Probably I should go through the find my phone steps to see w… https://t.co/MCVkNpZykr Tue Jul 06
  • @andrewbadera Lol that’s a cutting edge feature right there. As in razor blade or broken glass. Tue Jul 06
  • @SkiRunLift That's a fantastic, inspiring streak. Well run and lots more to come, day by day! Tue Jul 06
  • @ana_couper Wait isn’t that… advice? 🙃 Tue Jul 06
  • @Thinkwert Fifteen seconds of scrutiny and I think my brain is broken Mon Jul 05
  • @TheycallmejustA I’m having trouble *processing* this information. Thu Jul 01
  • @DougE No sign of Elsa but aren’t we supposed to be prepping for panic or something? Thu Jul 01
  • I mean https://t.co/1zGl1oZQSX Thu Jul 01
  • @chadgarland My brain gets number just thinking about this Thu Jul 01
  • @Klonick @paulinebrock Good luck! In my limited experience getting them into the trap is simple compared to getting them out. 😳 Thu Jul 01
  • @chadgarland Hello yes I’d like to change my PIN number Thu Jul 01
  • @PrettyLilMudder Let’s just say I have to acknowledge the reality of certain anatomical imperfections. 🙃 Tue Jun 29
  • @PrettyLilMudder Four out of five woo! Tue Jun 29
  • @veryhotfish https://t.co/L9hINTjEUy Mon Jun 28
  • @BeccCobain ER doc: Huh, almost looks like rope burn. Me: ER doc: Me: ER doc: How did you— Me: DO NOT ASK THE QUESTION. JUST GIVE ME SALVE. Mon Jun 28
  • @BillCQ Free money! Like a lottery only cheaper ticket! Similar astronomically improbable odds! What could go wrong? https://t.co/74h31XXKRA Mon Jun 28
  • @strawberrysingh lol you will not be disappointed. Unless it takes like a week to arrive. Mon Jun 28
  • @strawberrysingh As you might expect, on the enjoyment scale, making cotton candy is second only to eating cotton candy. Mon Jun 28
  • @strawberrysingh She thinks Amazon. Works really well. https://t.co/f0voxXn4aP Mon Jun 28
  • @strawberrysingh On it! Mon Jun 28
  • @strawberrysingh If I send you a link to the machine we bought, that could help end the nonsense right? Mon Jun 28
  • @veryhotfish Consistency are us! Thu Jun 24
  • @veryhotfish I knew that, he insisted unconvincingly. Thu Jun 24
  • @veryhotfish If your gym bag can’t handle being dropped on the floor it might be time for a new bag. #justsaying Thu Jun 24
  • @RunnerWest Was a bit swampy! Found myself thinking it’s like springtime. Since most of our spring weather is basically same as summer. 🥵 Thu Jun 24
  • @RunnerWest And persuade no one, I think, other than those who are already on his “side.” In other news, I hate political “sides.” 😡 Thu Jun 24
  • @PrettyLilMudder Late 80s U2 would be pretty good. And Bowie. And the Cars. And Whitney Houston. And… Oops hard to pick just two! Wed Jun 23
  • @RunnerWest I believe this was a really dumb thing for him to push. First of all, it’s pointless. Second, it will n… https://t.co/aWnatotyOI Wed Jun 23
  • @eclectic_evntde On the plus side, the next few days have an excellent chance to be like the last few, right? 🙂 He… https://t.co/NxAdQJfOVz Wed Jun 23
  • Pro tip: when taking part in a remote video session - recorded of course - with a notary, make sure your camera bac… https://t.co/GqSu1wBWx8 Wed Jun 23
  • @holly_taggart @valdemings Should be interesting! Change is often good 👍 Wed Jun 23
  • @holly_taggart It’ll get challenged, go on spin cycles through court system, gov will move on to different hot butt… https://t.co/2Moit4qoDW Wed Jun 23
  • @holly_taggart Yes surely this will solve all our problems, he said with complete sarcasm. Wed Jun 23
  • @PrettyLilMudder I wonder though if it’s, you know. Frozen https://t.co/BbOYuC2yR3 Tue Jun 22
  • @veryhotfish I was told only white males can be racist. Are you a white male identifying as an Asian female? Cause… https://t.co/BS500cIxfi Fri Jun 18
  • @veryhotfish @robkroese @uppityhobbit That seems racist. Is that racist? Fri Jun 18
  • Every time I see “Potential Cyclone” I think of Boggs from @robkroese’s “Aye, Robot.” As a bonus, the Boggs-voice… https://t.co/FrEj52D4Ym Fri Jun 18
  • @Rammi Recognizably yakety sax 👍 Thu Jun 17
  • @Rammi That’s actually pretty awesome imo Thu Jun 17
  • Cheese Louise this article https://t.co/RIE3jd5394 Thu Jun 17
  • @John_Ka4y It could happen to anyone 🙂 At least you didn’t go inside right? …. Right? Wed Jun 16
  • @John_Ka4y So Did you run long? Or short? #4off Wed Jun 16
  • @BadVaccineTakes *you’re Wed Jun 16
  • @robkroese Does that come with a fully semi automatic assault rofl or is that extra Mon Jun 14
  • @ArthurBoreman what Mon Jun 14
  • “Meteor” #weAreAllDoomed https://t.co/1a2tTpBdKo Mon Jun 14
  • @DougE Okay now I have to try it Fri Jun 11
  • Having rain gutters installed - living the dream, I know - and just realized there won’t be any place to lean an ex… https://t.co/uDLko8kWjL Fri Jun 11
  • Today is Brain Cloud Day, apparently. I hear a distant flushing sound as productivity goes down the tubes. Mon Jun 07
  • @Nedra And some sad person who followed all the rules will click on a phishing link… Wed Jun 02
  • I have questions https://t.co/8Oe1xnycs3 Wed Jun 02
  • Cold meds affecting my cognitive alibis Wed Jun 02

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