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Charlie Sheen
Actor, Producer, #Winner

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  • dear @my lungs, it was one year ago TODAY, that i quit smoking ! hashtag - YOU'RE WELCOME ! if i could go back… https://t.co/joThT8SL47 Sat Jul 04
  • a peek behind the curtain into my cutting edge high-tech and grossly over staffed @BookCameo Studio. 💃🏼©️💃🏼 https://t.co/ZYeef9bCQ3 Tue Jun 23
  • i'm thrilled to be back onboard the Cameo train ! i look forward to countless interactions and shout outs that… https://t.co/lnDkAqWgyL Tue Jun 23
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  • i've recently joined the Masked Singer fan-party, and i gotta tell ya, this show is bananas ! trust me on this o… https://t.co/wUvbD0Fa5t Thu Mar 05
  • 40 years ago today ! and YES Al Michaels, i DO "believe in miracles" !! 🇺🇸©️🇺🇸 https://t.co/H1lbP2Dd77 Sun Feb 23
  • that last heater is a giant hi-five for @Cody_Bellinger ! ❗️©️❗️ https://t.co/5LAyNRYrXz Mon Feb 17
  • in other news; i never imagined a "me" comestible could be this yummy ! i am truly honored by the good folks a… https://t.co/F1c1eotkQG Fri Jan 24
  • shared some wonderful moments in the "trenches" with Phil McKeon many moons ago. over the past few decades, he w… https://t.co/oIL9K8yxQ5 Tue Dec 10
  • bask in his genius while it's still free ! ❗️©️❗️ https://t.co/85wpRn1CdQ Sat Nov 16
  • if you're mostly stoned already, kick back and enjoy. if not; then we're gonna get you there. @TimMontana https://t.co/CTVvQ9QAiD Mon Oct 28
  • we're really proud of this and very excited for @TimMontana ! if you didn't know his name or his talents yet,… https://t.co/4mD8EoqK3Y Sat Oct 26
  • truly honored that my love child will grace a major league field as "Wild Thing" ! vamos allá indeed ! https://t.co/rZ0Pa52ZIe Sat Aug 24
  • a groovy chat with one my favorite people... https://t.co/zFYXl34KgY Wed Aug 14
  • thank you @adamlambert , thank you @MarcusStern1 , thank you @QueenWillRock , thank you @DennysDiner ! truly an e… https://t.co/IAlkqNtizx Sun Aug 11
  • super kool lady. vote for her in the National Radio Hall of Fame. @StephMillerShow https://t.co/4GAi4XMnzD https://t.co/7XI0uhkGHc Sun Jul 21
  • "Get me Vaughn" we can't; he's in Vegas. ©️ #ASG #MajorLeague3 https://t.co/52tav6pn0S Tue Jul 09
  • i'm bringing my bag of tricks to Vegas July 9th, for the always fabulous @ticketsummit where i'll be w/ my old pal… https://t.co/H6pf3uCQvi Tue Jul 02
  • @TylerSkaggs37 way too soon. beyond heartbreaking. rest well, kind soul. ❤️©️❤️ https://t.co/gBB5v0zGun Tue Jul 02
  • i'd be there if i could ! but please don't let that stop you from attending, and/or DONATING ! ⚾️©️⚾️… https://t.co/Ccc9w5pY2B Thu Jun 27
  • Try My Award Winning Tequila ©️ https://t.co/1CMRGFENsa Thu Jun 27
  • i love being in two places at the same time. wow; i do look much bigger on tv. 😎©️😎 https://t.co/sK61eTlz3t Sun Jun 23
  • I am pleased to join the #DonSuenos family as a co-owner! honored to be involved! The Zimm is brilliant. mucho… https://t.co/VGR8z8QJWF Thu Jun 20
  • ❤️ https://t.co/uy2y3VSoo0 Sun Jun 16
  • BINGE ALERT: Excited to share that all 100 episodes of #AngerManagement are now streaming for FREE exclusively on… https://t.co/7MSfybRo1F Thu May 02
  • Hey guys I’m on @BookCameo now so click this link for a request https://t.co/rlKiOCnhn7 Thu Apr 25
  • first showing, opening day, @ThePublicFilm with the whole fam! HUGE congrats to my big bro, @EmilioEstevez30 ❗️… https://t.co/590GRSJslq Fri Apr 05
  • Happy Birthday Pat ! ❤️©️❤️ #ForeverYoung https://t.co/pu2DYyZUqA Wed Mar 13
  • thank you @ConnieShoen ! Luke was an absolute gem. this means a lot to me. ©️ 💕 https://t.co/18Jz22bakh Sat Mar 09
  • L.P. you made every situation better, my man. your elegance your wit your charm and your giant heart, inspired… https://t.co/ufVSrF7j0B Mon Mar 04
  • LP ! my man. you GOT this. i'll bring you this shirt when i'm allowed to visit! ❤️©️❤️ https://t.co/rdrOQYAZXm Thu Feb 28
  • to my man Tony, @ivegotnothingt1 mad respect! (now you've got something!) ❗️😎❗️ ©️ #NashvilleRocks https://t.co/G0Q4Z9K3Kp Thu Feb 21
  • i just had to!! 😂©️😂 https://t.co/rqkCRhbHAg Wed Feb 06
  • sincerely grateful to @MrPeanut as well as @Crsh4csh for an amaze eeen Super Bowl experience!!! ❗️©️❗️… https://t.co/1349Dh2xHP Mon Feb 04
  • RT @AROD: ✅ Avoid kale chips in #CrunchTime ✅ Meet a bunch of cool people ✅ Epic selfie 🏈#ad #CrunchTime https://t.co/0eDF4dBzfV Mon Feb 04
  • In life, it’s essential to surround yourself with quality people. And that Includes @MrPeanut #ad #CrunchTime   🥜… https://t.co/QXqv91ZiWG Mon Feb 04
  • Get ready  to start  #Winning  with @MrPeanut.  Keep an eye out on his Twitter throughout the game for #CrunchTime… https://t.co/x6v6NZvLfM Sun Feb 03
  • it's beyond fabulous, that this epic #throwbackthursday moment with @AROD is perfectly linked to @MrPeanut & Supe… https://t.co/crMDy7jDrW Thu Jan 31
  • NO ONE gets me through #CrunchTime like @MrPeanut. We’re teaming up for a game day surprise you’ll be salty if you… https://t.co/8DGF5hwPqn Tue Jan 29
  • what a nutty movie poster with @MrPeanut ! tune in on game day! you don't wanna miss #CrunchTime 02.03.2019… https://t.co/QdSoiVHBs7 Tue Jan 29
  • honored and very much flattered! i may be the first, but i certainly won't be the last! trailbla… https://t.co/cP14vVGUny Wed Jan 23
  • honored and very much flattered! i may be the first, but i certainly won't be the last! trailbla… https://t.co/Nw0x63vEB8 Thu Jan 17
  • so, THIS happened yesterday! a fabulous moment, in my renewed journey. ❤️©️❤️ #TotallyFocused https://t.co/400dpF1ytg Tue Dec 11
  • please give something back, to those who've lost so much. ❤️©️❤️ https://t.co/ARl1sGM4TN Fri Dec 07
  • this book is a MUST READ! i only wish SJG had written it a few decades ago! 👊🏿©️👊🏿 https://t.co/OoNbvDTfby Tue Nov 20
  • to the good people of Melbourne and Sydney; thank you! thank you! thank you! nothing but love at every turn! t… https://t.co/xSXjtKvwZw Mon Nov 12
  • i cannot get ahold of my parents, Martin and Janet Sheen. they are in the group, at the staging ground near Zuma… https://t.co/OuAtPknHdw Sat Nov 10
  • #Winning with Sean B. and the good folks of Ultra Tune ! another roadside emergency thwarted ! to be continued… https://t.co/0qZ0OXImO0 Sat Nov 03
  • when one cannot locate the proper verbiage, to celebrate the enormity of a moment in time, the only choice is to p… https://t.co/gvhr414sdb Sat Oct 06
  • i’ve endured more hate, than most could ever fathom. at the end of the day, it actually fuels me! the more hate… https://t.co/Sw7vR4zHnV Wed Sep 19
  • Bro! it’s a masterpiece! congrats! iron your tux ! xox © https://t.co/qQKDbhpJtI Wed Sep 12
  • Bro! @sirCharlieScene happy Bday to US!!! ❗️😎❗️ https://t.co/GXtraLdULO Tue Sep 04
  • now he just STUMBLES down the street! 😂©😂 https://t.co/lAMmFyO9rr Sat Aug 25
  • to the fabulous crew of @ProjAngelFood THANK YOU for an amaze een day! nothing but love! ❤️©❤️ #TeamTaterTots https://t.co/zbJ8tKn4m6 Fri Aug 03
  • yo, @mchooyah it’s like this! © https://t.co/SMedj32HO8 Wed Aug 01
  • RT @mchooyah: Hook me up @tariqnasheed ... and be honest! https://t.co/Me91fukPMV Wed Aug 01
  • FINALLY! Good Friday has arrived. beat the heat, with an ice-cold serving of “Drug Addicts”! https://t.co/eJ0kwdiQhg © Fri Jul 06
  • Hey @lilpump, what day did you want to break the internet? ©️ https://t.co/5TCUvUn5nV Tue Jul 03
  • look behind you guys! that 50 bucks won’t feel like such a rip-off! 😎 © https://t.co/EEGBC2iP47 Thu Jun 28
  • making history. thank you Sami! @_samisheen_ @lilpump https://t.co/IePLDAFj27 Sat Jun 09
  • adios Roseanne! good riddance. hashtag NOT Winning. the runway is now clear for OUR reboot. ©… https://t.co/J3Yx5XKA78 Tue May 29
  • first this: https://t.co/eMdXSPSxE7 and then this: https://t.co/N8hmBNNNPP just another Wednesday in Sheen-ville… https://t.co/sKORFY8mJE Thu May 24
  • RT @RadioVendetta: Love #concerts ? @livenation is celebrating summer with #nationalconcertweek $20 all-in tickets to see your fave bands!… Tue May 01
  • number 3, of the first 6! after all, what clown SHOULDN'T be maced...? @SheeniusBrand #ClownMace… https://t.co/5Zyk8zzUFv Fri Apr 20
  • the time is near, the place is everywhere, the rumors are all true! life’s missing ingredient has arrived! SHEEN… https://t.co/d2Yx8oh7mX Fri Apr 20
  • After thirty years of actual blood, sweat and tears, the insanely thrilling story of my Stuntman - brother, Eddie… https://t.co/hb6PQFNgvS Wed Apr 04
  • we're calling out all challengers. on the court, and in life. #TeamEpic @dennisrodman ©️ https://t.co/BAOXk649fh Tue Mar 20
  • xox © @Kenny_Mayne https://t.co/t2lCSymQ1W Mon Feb 12
  • a very HAPPY 22nd B-DAY wish, to the Hadley!! your pop Brian & Doc Mike are SO PROUD! as is the U of K❗️ xox… https://t.co/jL4Gc1oTAS Sun Jan 07
  • #FathersRights xox © https://t.co/mVvhe5FqqB Mon Dec 25
  • have a holly jawlly christmas x © https://t.co/kR2El5THUD Mon Dec 25
  • we have a 911. Barbie, the 13 yr old daughter of my dear pal has been kidnapped by his ex wife, in Oklahoma. it’… https://t.co/GJ6Wd3sSwy Sun Dec 24
  • my pal graciously rescued and has cared for a cow named Romeo. But now the little guy needs surgery. Continu… https://t.co/BxOqArAs7U Wed Nov 29
  • bro! amaze een! next time, save a few duckets, to mix in a salad!! x. © #GravityIzzaBitch https://t.co/1ameKCP6M1 Tue Nov 28
  • Boo © https://t.co/Ai0rTgfDjx Tue Oct 31
  • “GO DODGERS”❗️ xox! © ps - sorry mr. Puig! me and grandpa love you!! pps - H… https://t.co/xfDKTwzj8i Sun Oct 29
  • Mr. Puig, please do us ALL a favor, and keep your FUCKING TONGUE inside your mouth-hole tonight. honor your tea… https://t.co/1ikv8nGpAB Fri Oct 27
  • on the field in 1988! Their last championship as well as the year i became, Wild Thing! jus sayin. ⚾️©⚾️… https://t.co/kU2f5xU9UU Wed Oct 25
  • gotta send out a HUGE congrats, to my man, Thor Thrimple, NEWLY CROWNED BBQ CHAMP, Pandora’s Creek, Wisconsin!!!… https://t.co/6SpmNFX3f1 Sun Oct 22
  • my one day, as a lifeguard, at the YMCA... © https://t.co/N5z62aLwCn Mon Oct 09
  • Pining for a time when we no longer have weekly tragedy. Sending love to Las Vegas. © #PrayForVegas Mon Oct 02
  • MY MAN! wow. beyond Thunder dome! yet um, remember the detail, I stressed, (when i gave u that outfit) to NOT wea… https://t.co/rrPdwjBr8C Sun Oct 01
  • gonna   miss you H2!   epic times,   and   starburst memories!   i promise   to keep the   Grotto ship-shape!  … https://t.co/QKMfbAtIuu Thu Sep 28
  • newsflash, @albiesozzie97 stay healthy and awe summ young man, and we'll see you in the HOF in 20 yrs!! ⚾️©⚾️ #LethalPoetry Thu Sep 28
  • Hitchhiking inside the car 👍 © https://t.co/gyJJd5PvvW Wed Sep 27
  • coolest, kindest, smartest, Husband, Father, and Son In-Law! xox © #FourThirtyClub https://t.co/kd8VKv644G Mon Sep 25
  • this is a stone cold masterpiece! my man is flat out KILLIN THE GAME!! https://t.co/bb4YYnnIk1 © Mon Sep 25
  • thoughts are with you #MexicoCity ❤️ © https://t.co/q0vCNHiaYW Wed Sep 20
  • Rest In Peace good sir. thank you for sharing your genius. xox © https://t.co/Qv8817PsLU Fri Sep 15
  • Dream team © https://t.co/a94HG0HBw5 Thu Sep 14
  • maybe THIS year, they'll let me throw out the first pitch... © #GetMeVaughn https://t.co/7nyBy47fpN Wed Sep 13
  • #TribeAll #EmEl3 © https://t.co/NHE4dZXcfs Wed Sep 13
  • out now my friend 👊🏻 https://t.co/90HZHvKNfM Tue Sep 12
  • #NeverForget ❤️ © https://t.co/i27PtfjnmN Mon Sep 11
  • thank u for the kind words https://t.co/6qEcD3bpzp Mon Sep 11
  • The 9/11 movie is a story about really honoring those that didn't make… and those that did. Find a theater: https://t.co/lJBkA8yk8n Sat Sep 09
  • with terrorism more real than ever… we must never forget. 9/11 film out now. Theater listing:… https://t.co/6xUW6duxYV Fri Sep 08
  • Spoke with @THR for opening day https://t.co/1EFdPi8n91 Fri Sep 08
  • join me as I #Remember911 & the triumphant spirit of the survivors. & thanks to @Tuesdayschldrn for their work… https://t.co/dubJrP3ON6 Thu Sep 07
  • Our fearless leader behind the making of 9/11 https://t.co/Xxv8sWeagE Thu Sep 07
  • happy birthday to me. preparing nicely for John Wick's arrival... © https://t.co/i7WPeWasRq Sun Sep 03
  • Epic Major League reunion almost 30 years in the making is here. Join me, @Prince_Mrketing & @MABCelebrity tomo… https://t.co/EGwC4rgzhB Sat Sep 02
  • Sending sincerest condolences & warm thoughts to Texas. Let's help out our brothers & sisters today. To donate:… https://t.co/AFrMGjJHPt Thu Aug 31
  • doing a signing @ Field of Dreams on 9/3 from 3-4pm thx @MABCelebrity @Prince_Mrketing for having me… https://t.co/XlAZd4dh3M Thu Aug 24
  • Well done Sun!    Well done Moon!    CHEERS!!    x    ©    #CataractParty https://t.co/WxatuiBZIC Mon Aug 21
  • R.I.P. good sir... xox © #WonderfulMan https://t.co/ZSWqcQwphN Sat Aug 19
  • the stache is back... © https://t.co/MCLqpcORgy Fri Aug 18
  • thank you, Christopher and Daniella!! https://t.co/lWnDQLEN4l xox ©&✔️ https://t.co/YQxL7wS21O Tue Aug 15
  • when Jay Leno invades your closest. and your soul. © https://t.co/WENWH9KGev Mon Aug 14
  • ok, pretty sure i can tell her, i left something in the car; ME! #fbf © https://t.co/c5tgwVUnYx Fri Aug 11
  • Dam! these guys are buying, EVERYTHING‼️ © #PellSheckNorom https://t.co/v3JhRFyy8M Tue Aug 08
  • low brow...? we think not. © https://t.co/WUky9ScYFP Mon Aug 07
  • this place is shit! SHAME ON THEM for adding a larcenous 40% surcharge & some other shakedown GFYS fee YET - NO T… https://t.co/DMOK2vC1hn Sat Aug 05
  • @VIPER_LEADER @WhoopiGoldberg Let's make this happen my man. Can you email Lauren@Imprint.media? Fri Aug 04
  • thank you and sept 8th https://t.co/qks5wAa2Vs Fri Aug 04
  • truly moving and emotional experience https://t.co/ks8CGrhGP9 Fri Aug 04
  • appreciate the support, and honored to be part of this project https://t.co/2RtlMucV8x Fri Aug 04
  • Congrats 2 friend, producer @Kenny_Lofton7 on his new series #LawdHaveMercy out this Fri on #WatchUMC. #Filmpool https://t.co/5mbcVBeEX2 Thu Aug 03
  • Humbled at the  opportunity to tell  this story,  where heroes & human heart  intersect. We will  never forget… https://t.co/11RmVRuua7 Wed Aug 02
  • #NewbornSoProud © https://t.co/eUJ5UForKY Mon Jul 31
  • Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. © https://t.co/LqlDiD325H Fri Jul 28
  • got bored.       jumped.        cold water.      warm hugs!     ©     #StanMadeMeDoThat https://t.co/0eaAS30AHn Thu Jul 20
  • It's my pleasure https://t.co/eiKuj6wGJk Mon Jul 17
  • Sincerest condolences to the fam & friends of this Atlanta stuntman who passed. Your heroism makes our films… https://t.co/qXPZ8c30qP Sat Jul 15
  • i'll always be first in line, to rally behind, and support, the next generation of awe summ! https://t.co/mu2geQqgWs #sweetchildofslash © Sat Jul 15
  • it's with tremendous gratitude, honor, and poleaxed mysticism, that i tip my hat, to last nights historical (cont) https://t.co/hGziSKr6KE Sun Jul 02
  • just sayin... 💥⚾️💥 © https://t.co/YhxvLKe7sZ Sat Jul 01
  • it's with tremendous gratitude, honor, and poleaxed mysticism, that I tip my hat to last nights historical & unprecedented auction © Sat Jul 01
  • exceeding all measures of the warmest hug, the good folks of @OutsetGrillware bestowed upon me, a cook & drink s… https://t.co/YCykitcOoO Sat Jul 01
  • RT @darrenrovell: Bidding on the 1927 World Series ring attributed to Babe Ruth, owned by @charliesheen & being sold by Lelands, tops $1M.… Sat Jul 01
  • RT @espn: Charlie Sheen is selling Babe Ruth's 1927 World Series ring and the Yankees-Sox sale doc. Prices are already huge: https://t.co/… Mon Jun 26
  • RT @darrenrovell: Charlie Sheen reveals himself as seller of 1927 Babe Ruth World Series ring, Babe Ruth sale document https://t.co/0hVeZ2Q… Mon Jun 26
  • Ketchikan exhaled, while the sheen, inhaled perfect wisdom... (r.i.p. JG) x © https://t.co/6oNMzDgurc Sat Jun 24
  • my entire childhood... 😎 © https://t.co/uTavNTH7dQ Sun Jun 18
  • H.F.D.M.S!! xox © https://t.co/syOSi9CT4I Sun Jun 18
  • with my people... © https://t.co/UWwN0lcDMP Thu Jun 15
  • happy EFFIN    bee-day, señor Todd!! (five-three, in da hizz!) @tonytodd32 ‼️ https://t.co/4PIbnGEzDm Sun Jun 11
  • America, the beautiful...   ❤️    © https://t.co/FqDfe3s1XD Sun Jun 11
  • and how's, YOUR Friday...?     © https://t.co/MyqbytywSM Fri Jun 09
  • hiding from the drunk make-up gal.... © #tbt https://t.co/i5MOizsMwT Thu Jun 08
  • Sorry Charlie. It ain't personal... 📸@JuliaStambler © https://t.co/bloivyLTgq Tue Jun 06
  • this child is a potential, 'spoiler alert' for Major League 3! © https://t.co/zYc5vYKTbt Wed May 31
  • .@DigiacomoMarcky keeping rock n roll alive. sounding great my friend. 💥👊🏻💥 © https://t.co/2i19sw3EJF Wed May 31
  • if you're NOT following, @BrawlinBo Cooper, he'll come to your house, twist off your head, then eat all your food… https://t.co/ZtdCeD2Eon Tue May 30
  • I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer © #fbf https://t.co/L2fBsS5egQ Fri May 26
  • V E R T I K U L L T H U R Z Z D A Y . . . x. © https://t.co/ytXysA52HX Thu May 25
  • https://t.co/5nSnE8WD7V Wed May 24
  • just when ya thought, it COULD NOT GET ANY MORE MACABRE !!! © #ScA https://t.co/qEzhnR5uhQ Mon May 22
  • RT @baseballgordy: Here's my latest Twins Talk: Tony and Charlie @charliesheen @tonytodd32 https://t.co/dFPrpIVORb @KylieBearseWX @Partray… Thu May 18
  • Does this make me a tramp? © https://t.co/hee0AV7wyt Wed May 17
  • we did it, OUR way... © https://t.co/2Cjr15XLX8 Thu May 11
  • my favorite Robin yet ©️ https://t.co/KMuTaID1Iq Tue May 09
  • In the spirit of convention season © https://t.co/f10FK4l7e9 Sun May 07
  • Minneapolis, I'm here in your convention center for Wizard World. Say hi. Sat May 06
  • please be kind, and honor, "National Vaseline Day" © #tbt https://t.co/te9cVvHeqa Thu May 04
  • long before, "toppings" mattered!!! #DontMenchieIt © #tbt https://t.co/J7CX6tg8BN Thu Apr 27
  • (how SO many 80's fashion decisions went shit-city...) "Tucked? Untucked? Tucked? Untucked? Tucked? Untucked?" ©… https://t.co/pOkxfJBwPk Thu Apr 20
  • folks, PLEASE vote 4 Judge Joe Cosgrove! without fail, this man will put the "just" back in Justice! 💥👊🏼💥 © https://t.co/RSNz5hIolJ Tue Apr 18
  • heartbreaking. i'm speechless. my deepest condolences to Mr. Godwin's family. ❤️ © https://t.co/9qag3vcxgP Mon Apr 17
  • oops, my bad... x. https://t.co/upgMzYMBg8 Fri Apr 14
  • Bro, such a tragic and unnecessary loss. you'll be missed, beyond my heartbroken declamations. RIP, "Stee..."… https://t.co/t0oFLe2pH9 Fri Apr 14
  • 6 yrs old. (i got her the frame   30 years later!)        x    ©    #TbT https://t.co/L6NPzl7Hdv Thu Apr 13
  • inhale the awe sum exhale  the bullshit © https://t.co/19MpQGJIU4 Wed Apr 12
  • Bro. that turd placard, is a stone cold mess. © #ShartsAndCrafts https://t.co/zDylorsYTO Tue Apr 11
  • dearest Nic Cage; this dog-tag, is PRECISELY AKIN, to a, "Commissioner Gordon plea" to his Caped Hero...    … https://t.co/ti1U4J9HF9 Sun Apr 09
  • Anthropology simplified! © https://t.co/ZE5rGf7Gwh Sat Apr 08
  • check out Brad Pitt in the background as a server!!! No Man's Land circa '87 bang!   #tbt © x! https://t.co/1Mwr57zUAR Thu Apr 06
  • I mean, really, Luna? Really...?   ❤️    © https://t.co/1eLaihu0fR Wed Apr 05
  • RT @nycjim: Children being treated after suspected gas attack by #Syria government in rebel-held town in Idlib province. https://t.co/ZgTgm… Tue Apr 04
  • this story has me radically misty eyed. Help my friend's son who's fighting for his life against a terminal disease https://t.co/WoYRT1vTPA Tue Apr 04
  • good thing we're not in the U.K., or my adorable and ebullient 11 year old daughter, Lola, wound be driving!… https://t.co/NIY8vqfvmM Mon Apr 03
  • Yo, MLB; A maelstrom of NASTY is en route, to create a whole new "wood pile" you've all been warned...… https://t.co/NkzxTkcsKV Tue Mar 28
  • Had a blast with my boys shooting #TYPICALRICK coming this summer on @comedycentral. @chrisdelia… https://t.co/uSOw6gv6aX Tue Mar 28
  • coming soon... ©️ Carlos https://t.co/8mQgCx1TXZ Fri Mar 24
  • on the next episode of Gangland... #tbt © https://t.co/dCyw1nTUOh Thu Mar 23
  • we are all waiting for a miracle... © https://t.co/ROEae5ECi4 Tue Mar 21
  • Sleep deprivation 2.0 looked good on me © https://t.co/Mu5ARR2cet Mon Mar 20
  • Today marks 13 years of awe sum with my lovely daughter Sami. Happy birthday. Love dad. © https://t.co/1nTL3JwMtO Fri Mar 10
  • I love sleeping with people in hostels. oh yeah. #Sheenhostelshocker #Hostelworld #sp https://t.co/I8EgWyixw6 Wed Mar 08
  • Charlie likes to hostel! Yeah baby. © #Sheenhostelshocker #Hostelworld #sp https://t.co/CvzU28lprA Tue Mar 07
  • I went to a hostel. I had fun. So what... #Sheenhostelshocker #winning #sp https://t.co/bbNCNkfB2n Tue Mar 07
  • the most riveting call I've had all week. I spent 20 mins on hold. © https://t.co/BrykvtvJ9m Wed Mar 01
  • PREZ! blowz my mind, that the world is on pins & needles, salivating to suffer the drivel from a simpleton, Ho-ass… https://t.co/pShy7nkbWe Wed Mar 01
  • hay, PrezUhdenté Leaky Diaper Face, (Ph.D. in Scatology) may eye join yur Kah buh neTT...? hash tag; Proletariat;… https://t.co/zKw3Ws853D Tue Feb 28
  • prezz ee DENT Chump @Sukk it hashtag wow, (and not in a fun way) here's a thot, junior. https://t.co/JLVgHKhk9V © ps - S A B ('o) D's Tue Feb 28
  • dear @seanspicer your tie is now FABULOUS! pardon my earlier rant. if our paths do cross; drinks are on me!… https://t.co/eARatAxmv6 Mon Feb 27
  • hey Bill Pax bro. really? wut the fuk? we killed tons 'o bad guys together. God "GOD?!" static GOD HERE. .… https://t.co/It4GWB2I4t Mon Feb 27
  • we still miss your genius, good sir... © https://t.co/IAUpnb6AF4 Wed Feb 22
  • well of course; THAT'S where I hid my spare kidney... https://t.co/FLpAdYfEdO Mon Feb 20
  • @benfergusonshow "Krazy glue" a diaper to your face. it might just trap the flow of stink-shit, geysering from y… https://t.co/hEqOSx9TRl Sun Feb 19
  • President Chump, your "Fascist Rant" labeled by the 'clown factory' behind you, as a "speech", is best summed up… https://t.co/gvTzMsjiKd Sat Feb 18
  • dear @marclamonthill my man! you rock!! AWESUM "veiled" bitch-slap to J Lord's cabal-face! stay the course,… https://t.co/zOLcc3C0jF Sat Feb 18
  • yo! @pattonoswalt i'm honored, by your brilliant and hilarious penning!! 👍🏽❗ © https://t.co/84HRLza3OU Sat Feb 18
  • silly hats aside; our girls, and their besties, (the G & the R) reminded us, how badly REAL MUSIC must befall us,… https://t.co/3NxykQabLH Thu Feb 16
  • WHAT GIBBERISH ARE THESE CLOWNS SINGING???!!!??? WHERE ARE WE!!???!!? ALICE?!?!! © https://t.co/NWxmIfadwP Thu Feb 16
  • clearly, spellcheck is beyond "your" reach. © https://t.co/zi9DQRlCIo Wed Feb 15
  • Happy #Valentine's Day, AND belated, Happy Kwanzaa! https://t.co/kiuaGsfXoy Tue Feb 14
  • dearest Mr. Cage, in your honor; the mere utterance of your agnomen and the genius of your "Brooksian" portrayal,… https://t.co/zsyZnNXAv4 Fri Feb 10
  • https://t.co/15kmLZQqL6 dear @JoeNBC, you good sir, are a true Patriot and a hero. i got your back, as does my entire cadre... © Wed Feb 08
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