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  • @always_chatty Why would I stop listening to CNN? Sat Sep 24
  • @Paulina07662397 @MarkGerretsen @PierrePoilievre Consider this an open invitation, anytime. Sat Sep 24
  • @YesssGirl1 I'm going to tell my parents to disown me. Sat Sep 24
  • @Paulina07662397 @MarkGerretsen @PierrePoilievre I see what you did there. Sat Sep 24
  • @VioletteWave Good point. I wish there was an edit button so I could change this to pregnant people, because men can get pregnant too. Sat Sep 24
  • I have started injecting prenatal vitamins with vaccine, and putting them back on the shelves at Whole Foods. Preg… https://t.co/osGwA9r9dh Sat Sep 24
  • @SeenAndForeseen 👀. Sat Sep 24
  • @Mo78394268 @Signals613 Think we can hire this chopper to hit our house? Sat Sep 24
  • @Mo78394268 Thank you for doing your part to keep us safe by cryogenically freezing yourself for months. Sat Sep 24
  • @komradeperogie I'm as predictable as the unvaccinated murdering grandmothers. Sat Sep 24
  • @komradeperogie This is because of the unvaccinated. Sat Sep 24
  • @Willypants60 I accept. Sat Sep 24
  • @govt_corrupt Perfect, thank you. Sat Sep 24
  • @govt_corrupt Where can I sign my children up for the clinical trials? Sat Sep 24
  • @JeffTheroux It's not always asymptomatic. I saw some of them flying a Canadian flag (swastika). Sat Sep 24
  • @komradeperogie Definitely not horse paste. Sat Sep 24
  • @JayneCo26033825 One of the reasons... Sat Sep 24
  • @Herbie50695182 Exactly! Sat Sep 24
  • @jarisfull The healthcare system will collapse. Sat Sep 24
  • @abc123xzy987 They could asymptomatically spread all their symptoms. The horror. Sat Sep 24
  • The unvaccinated suffer from asymptomatic myocarditis. Sat Sep 24
  • @MarkGerretsen @PierrePoilievre You know, the more you guys harp on this the more we realize you don't have anythin… https://t.co/iJWQ0jeObZ Fri Sep 23
  • @komradeperogie The dead (unvaccinated) can't catch myocarditis. Fri Sep 23
  • I believe in bodily notonomy. Fri Sep 23
  • @IanPseudonymous Great hat. Fri Sep 23
  • @ashley_steen @ParodyCab08 @WikiDocJames https://t.co/WR1kGzV2bW Fri Sep 23
  • If people had just surrendered all their freedoms to public health, this pandemic would have been over in two weeks. Fri Sep 23
  • @ashley_steen @ParodyCab08 @WikiDocJames https://t.co/JFBqcG2iaN Fri Sep 23
  • @1kimmar @specialkgagnon @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun National borders are racist, we are all citizens of the United Nations of Earth. Fri Sep 23
  • @ashley_steen @ParodyCab08 @WikiDocJames As long as he submits his vaccine passport ahead of time. Fri Sep 23
  • @truckdriverpleb @ddrakers2121 @erdocAA I'd forgotten about that. Thank you. To be honest I kinda like seeing them. In small doses. Fri Sep 23
  • @1kimmar @specialkgagnon @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun Blonde hair provides the most robust protection against #OmicronBA5. Fri Sep 23
  • @specialkgagnon @1kimmar @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun The next booster provides the most robust protection. Fri Sep 23
  • @specialkgagnon @1kimmar @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun Wait. You're unvaccinated? How are you tweeting from the afterlife? Fri Sep 23
  • @liar_dot_com @komradeperogie https://t.co/xExfWekziY Fri Sep 23
  • @1kimmar @specialkgagnon @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun I can attest that Kim believes in the Science ™. Fri Sep 23
  • @komradeperogie Everyone in the comment section of this tweet will be dead by sundown. Fri Sep 23
  • @WikiDocJames Was the shuttlecock vaccinated? Fri Sep 23
  • @JustinTrudeau @President_KR No masks? Fri Sep 23
  • @specialkgagnon @1kimmar @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun Yes. Fri Sep 23
  • @AreOhEssEyeEe https://t.co/EMVSHxqeog Fri Sep 23
  • @Paulina07662397 @AnnLesbyPhD I have this stapled inside my children's isolation chambers. Fri Sep 23
  • @Paulina07662397 I see what you did there. Fri Sep 23
  • @Paulina07662397 The Italian government just isn't doing enough to stop the spread by removing rights and freedoms. Fri Sep 23
  • @BoKatan24 All the best science changes when polling data changes. Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @komradeperogie https://t.co/LTMEWf5n8g Fri Sep 23
  • @CheriDiNovo Serious question. Are you on quaaludes? Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 His? Gender is a social construct. Fri Sep 23
  • @YesssGirl1 @mizdizzzy https://t.co/AGGjx6z5cj Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 https://t.co/Z9XbrXjp68 Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 If you don't sing a karaoke song mocking the person in the casket, drunk out of your mind an… https://t.co/hrEsf2zcRn Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 Thank you for clarifying the science ™. Fri Sep 23
  • @YesssGirl1 @mizdizzzy PASS. Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 You should go to London and New York and Japan because they have the best hiding places and… https://t.co/8zkweBAzj2 Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 I trust Dr. Gates more than I trust my intuition or immune system. Fri Sep 23
  • @YesssGirl1 #ISingWithTrudeau. Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy @YesssGirl1 Exactly. I don't understand why people tolerate this. Fri Sep 23
  • @YesssGirl1 Just like all COVID deniers. Fri Sep 23
  • @VioletteWave Live stream of all the Italian voters right now. Fri Sep 23
  • #BREAKING: Everyone in Italy is about to die from COVID. https://t.co/kNRnJ0YFHX Fri Sep 23
  • @erdocAA Same. Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy In. Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy Paradise. Fri Sep 23
  • @Trudeaus_Ego Congratulations to Stompy, and all the mounted units serving in the @OttawaGestapo. Fri Sep 23
  • @greggscott @Golden_Pup 35K people disagree with you, and I'm having fun. But feel free to unfollow. Thanks for the feedback. Fri Sep 23
  • @kacrn91 This would have been so much worse if he wasn't vaccinated. Fri Sep 23
  • @komradeperogie https://t.co/YnEg4IGj8G Fri Sep 23
  • @JohnIbbitson Neither was offensive. Both were highly inappropriate. See the difference? Stop deflecting. Fri Sep 23
  • @Paulina07662397 @Flags2J @SarahOttawa These emissions are all because of the unvaccinated. Fri Sep 23
  • @PierrePoilievre Hey liberals. Read this tweet from @PierrePoilievre before you call him a bigot. Fri Sep 23
  • You can only digest crickets if you're vaccinated. Fri Sep 23
  • @EcoFashionByBG @JustinTrudeau RIP in peace. Fri Sep 23
  • @NadineGNess "Don't say budget" "Don't say budget" Fri Sep 23
  • @jarisfull @CTVNews Oh my cron I forgot about Ukrainian roulette. No that's much worse. Good call. Fri Sep 23
  • @jarisfull @CTVNews He's literally playing Russian roulette with our lives. Fri Sep 23
  • @mizdizzzy Justin Trudeau is a national treasure. Fri Sep 23
  • @specialkgagnon @1kimmar @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun THE Science ™. Fri Sep 23
  • @Paulina07662397 @Golden_Pup https://t.co/3WA05Qo7iY Fri Sep 23
  • @IanDMorrison @MelissaLantsman Be more hateful towards women. I dare you. Fri Sep 23
  • @bigmothufacking I hope they've stocked the galleys with vaccine doses or they're all screwed. Fri Sep 23
  • @Intencitee @PierrePoilievre 💯. Fri Sep 23
  • @Bhavik0880 @JustinTrudeau @CPHO_Canada @cpso_ca #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo… https://t.co/WOgSC9XavL Fri Sep 23
  • @bdeena @PierrePoilievre Better. Also: #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauMustGo… https://t.co/DK0JvKdE6a Fri Sep 23
  • @PierrePoilievre And you're going to destroy him en francais, too! Fri Sep 23
  • @bdeena @PierrePoilievre Sorry I couldn't hear you, did you say #TrudeauMustGo? Fri Sep 23
  • @PierrePoilievre Man. You're going to destroy him in the debates. Fri Sep 23
  • @Golden_Pup This is because of the unvaccinated. Fri Sep 23
  • @JustinTrudeau Why didn't you call on the Canadian regime to end its repression of freedom of expression? You hara… https://t.co/bBMKR2S4ac Thu Sep 22
  • @Rotoviper @komradeperogie All of this because of the unvaccinated. Thu Sep 22
  • @nornie714 You live in paradise. Thu Sep 22
  • @komradeperogie I knew it. The most disastrous outcome possible. Thu Sep 22
  • @mavesu1 I didn't even consider the N-factor. Good call. Thu Sep 22
  • @KelliDPowers Live stream of the moment it's canceled. Thu Sep 22
  • @canadian_iv What a dream 😍. Thu Sep 22
  • @ultradale This sounds like the safest course of action. Thu Sep 22
  • @Trudeaus_Ego @UN Bravo! We didn't need those antivax racists anyways. Thu Sep 22
  • @1kimmar This is all because of the unvaccinated. Thu Sep 22
  • What happens to the flights that are in the air the moment #ArriveCan is canceled? Do all the airplanes immediatel… https://t.co/6G9FTqtMX7 Thu Sep 22
  • @snowmanK25 @komradeperogie They knew the risks. I have no sympathy. Thu Sep 22
  • @Br1Freedoms @ChrissieMayr You can't find any because they're all dead. Thu Sep 22
  • @AreOhEssEyeEe @michelletandler How is Michelle tweeting from the afterlife? Thu Sep 22
  • @mizdizzzy Was that before or after he caught Monkeypox from Justin? Thu Sep 22
  • @bdeena I got that as well. Thu Sep 22
  • @Davesmi97216740 @AreOhEssEyeEe 32 months in lockdown and counting. Thu Sep 22
  • @AreOhEssEyeEe Obviously? I don't have a death wish. Thu Sep 22
  • @AreOhEssEyeEe So when are we all meeting here for beers? Thu Sep 22
  • @Paulina07662397 @theJagmeetSingh I just want to have a politician stand up for my right to have an abortion. Is that too much to ask? Thu Sep 22
  • @chloee_pacheco @theJagmeetSingh It's almost like he doesn't understand that gender is fluid. Thu Sep 22
  • @theJagmeetSingh Do you not stand for access to abortions for men? As a potential Pregnant Person I find this incredibly offensive. Thu Sep 22
  • @MatthewPettipa1 Fact checked, science. Thu Sep 22
  • @michellemayers A. Thu Sep 22
  • @michellemayers @Trudeaus_Ego @PierrePoilievre If it's not, it should be. He's better than all of us. Thu Sep 22
  • @Trudeaus_Ego @PierrePoilievre Sending thoughts and masks during this difficult time. Feel better soon, Dear Leader. Thu Sep 22
  • @ChadxStephens I'm sorry to hear about your Long COVID. Thoughts and masks during this difficult time. Thu Sep 22
  • @ChadxStephens Thank you. Stay safe. Thu Sep 22
  • @ChadxStephens Brilliant! Stealing this for a future safety tweet, with your blessing. Thu Sep 22
  • @1kimmar @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun RAWDOGGING AIR. https://t.co/R8oXFAeegC Thu Sep 22
  • @patriotmimzy This is because of the unvaccinated. Thu Sep 22
  • @EzraKahan @nilikm Send her this. Worked for me. https://t.co/bJsg4mYd47 Thu Sep 22
  • #BREAKING: Myocarditis causes myocarditis. https://t.co/nxetFAGxW3 Thu Sep 22
  • @huffandpuff @PierrePoilievre I hope you take the time to educate yourself on his positions. Put aside the hate an… https://t.co/oLQA3ydVgl Thu Sep 22
  • @komradeperogie @TheTorontoSun Maybe the experts aren't as expert as we thought they were? GASP. Thu Sep 22
  • @JustinTrudeau Is this your way of saying "that wasn't campaigning, we just wanted to get our priorities straight"?… https://t.co/VJgdPTzOMX Thu Sep 22
  • @AreOhEssEyeEe https://t.co/GBBgtJ2uXf Thu Sep 22
  • @bdeena Agreed. I've never understood the glorification of Hollywood, even in the pre-Weinstein era. Thu Sep 22
  • @Jay_L_eM @ruth_hutchings @PierrePoilievre Well said. Thu Sep 22
  • @huffandpuff @PierrePoilievre Imagine having this much hate in your heart. Thu Sep 22
  • @climate_parent This is because of the unvaccinated. Thu Sep 22
  • @ruth_hutchings @PierrePoilievre I completely agree. Thu Sep 22
  • @PierrePoilievre Bravo, Pierre! It's nice to see a politician take a stand against online hate, cyber bullying, an… https://t.co/mX0JjTqjjJ Thu Sep 22
  • @mavesu1 @DonDavies https://t.co/sHGRyIizKp Thu Sep 22
  • @EricA05623666 @Jayson4162 No medicine is better than vaccines. Thu Sep 22
  • @goodfoodgal No, because all of the unvaccinated are dead. Thu Sep 22
  • @DonDavies Pardon? They're deductions, mandated by the government, to pay for government programs. I'm sorry you… https://t.co/a8vI6Njscg Thu Sep 22
  • @MizzCee1 There is a new #BivalentBooster in development for winter vagina and climate change. Thu Sep 22
  • @kahnkidz2 I hope they have vaccines there. Who am I kidding, heaven is utopia. Of course they do. Thu Sep 22
  • @mavesu1 @fordnation Of course. We only have one in our yard but it's vaccinated and boosted. I fear for its safe… https://t.co/IpF6AIoRoJ Thu Sep 22
  • @kahnkidz2 I wonder if anyone will be alive to see it. Thu Sep 22
  • @mavesu1 RIP in peace to the trees. Thanks, @fordnation. Thu Sep 22
  • @andrewljacob That was a close one, nice save. Thu Sep 22
  • @journo_dale Your tweet is right there, Dale. Thu Sep 22
  • @EGadsden1776 This tweet wins the internet for today. Thu Sep 22
  • @ScottMoe19 Agreed. It's science. Thu Sep 22
  • @Erik22Andersson As long as everybody else gets boosted. Thu Sep 22
  • @abc123xzy987 *As long as you're vaccinated. Thu Sep 22
  • @VioletteWave If they did, they won't last long. Thu Sep 22
  • It's the first day of the Autumn of death. Thu Sep 22
  • @JustinTrudeau https://t.co/4Z8aW5FpED Thu Sep 22
  • @Trudeaus_Ego https://t.co/yHZ8w5x3an Thu Sep 22
  • @ApocnowDunc @JustinTrudeau Money for people. Thu Sep 22
  • @JustinTrudeau The global fund? Is this parody? Thu Sep 22
  • @govt_corrupt @JustinTrudeau @vonderleyen This tweet wins the internet for today. Thu Sep 22
  • @dddisback9 No. Thu Sep 22
  • @titletowniron @drdrew @AskDrDrew That's easy. The unvaccinated. Wed Sep 21
  • @dddisback9 You get paid in the looks and nods from strangers at the grocery store. Wed Sep 21
  • @PazzoArrabbiata @JustinTrudeau @JohnKerry @gabrielboric @jonasgahrstore @marthadelgado Thank you for pointing out… https://t.co/y0kX4sJFMt Wed Sep 21
  • @truckdriverpleb @RealAndyLeeShow @CoryDandeneau Oh hell yes. Wed Sep 21
  • @PazzoArrabbiata @JustinTrudeau @JohnKerry @gabrielboric @jonasgahrstore @marthadelgado Exactly. It's not pollutio… https://t.co/OqwdCfO84f Wed Sep 21
  • @dddisback9 You need to flip your picture but I'm still here for it. Looking sharp! https://t.co/iRSVDHxr8M Wed Sep 21
  • @YesssGirl1 Someone in the comments said that if you get your vaccine, the lava will just flow around you. That's… https://t.co/IvG8ep2lEq Wed Sep 21
  • @1kimmar https://t.co/dOVvr396uk Wed Sep 21
  • @1kimmar Based on everything you've said I can tell you are very serious and I appreciate that because joking around spreads Omicron. Wed Sep 21
  • @CoryDandeneau @truckdriverpleb @RealAndyLeeShow do you need some headliners for the reunion in Ottawa in February? Wed Sep 21
  • @CoryDandeneau @VOTE_PPC @truckdriverpleb @MaximeBernier @TheoFleury14 @JamieSale @Trudeaus_Ego @TuckerCarlson Alre… https://t.co/F6RQyPV5ow Wed Sep 21
  • @Rebel_B_Cause And we have a winner of the thread! Wed Sep 21
  • @VOTE_PPC @CoryDandeneau @truckdriverpleb @MaximeBernier @TheoFleury14 @JamieSale @Trudeaus_Ego @TuckerCarlson Oh.… https://t.co/lR01Q6w4eQ Wed Sep 21
  • @abc123xzy987 @JustinTrudeau @JohnKerry @gabrielboric @jonasgahrstore @marthadelgado The only way to protect the do… https://t.co/Ynis1XDRaw Wed Sep 21
  • #BREAKING: Violent supervolcano roaring back to life, may erupt soon, because of the unvaccinated. https://t.co/1MXK0rw9a5 Wed Sep 21
  • @1kimmar It's more inspirational because it's in black and white. Wed Sep 21
  • @1kimmar What are kids supposed to choose first, their gender or their race? Wed Sep 21
  • @BjornChernobyl I see what you did there. Wed Sep 21
  • @bdeena 💔 Wed Sep 21
  • @ArseholeCanuck @SuzCrimi I see what you did there. Wed Sep 21
  • @SuzCrimi Thankfully, they have teachers that demonstrate the concept in real time. Thanks @HaltonDSB. Wed Sep 21
  • My children's favourite virtual class is Introduction to Gender Reassignment. Wed Sep 21
  • @bdeena I was shocked at how many brown, black, asian and indigenous white supremacists I saw there. Wed Sep 21
  • @JustinTrudeau @JohnKerry @gabrielboric @jonasgahrstore @marthadelgado https://t.co/k6vG8kWnkM Wed Sep 21
  • @thetruthsucks12 Great steps in your road to recovery! Wed Sep 21
  • @YesssGirl1 @VishnuGupt20 @GillPowell4 A friend of mine did it using this site: https://t.co/TRcETKpNQW Wed Sep 21
  • @komradeperogie Oh my cron, this is amazing! Where can I sign my children up for clinical trials? Wed Sep 21
  • @ryangerritsen Can we get #ArriveCanMustStay trending? Wed Sep 21
  • @OmarAlghabra Your boss has flown to London and New York this week. Next week, he's flying to Japan. He has more… https://t.co/AVlV1g6ezS Wed Sep 21
  • @BjornChernobyl I'm so sorry you had to go through that. Thoughts and masks. Wed Sep 21
  • @komradeperogie That means option B. Wed Sep 21
  • Will you continue to use #ArriveCan for travel when it becomes optional? Wed Sep 21
  • @Paulina07662397 @bdeena Thank you and if you're laughing please wear a mask. Laughter is a super spreader event. Wed Sep 21
  • @sunshine22kas 200+ tweets sitting in drafts. Just point and shoot 😆. Wed Sep 21
  • @abc123xzy987 Your kids' teacher has been reported to the local school board for spreading Nazi propaganda. Wed Sep 21
  • @IngridJ49862103 Never forget. @CTV Wed Sep 21
  • @abc123xzy987 I strongly recommend you stream CBC on your phone 24/7 at full volume, even when you're sleeping (osm… https://t.co/O40rH7czyi Wed Sep 21
  • @AreOhEssEyeEe Shitting your pants is a symptom of Long COVID. Wed Sep 21
  • @savyrecords They realized the children weren't wearing masks in the ad, which encourages antivax behavior. Also,… https://t.co/pgA8EiojBn Wed Sep 21
  • @Kuiks8 Savage comment. Wed Sep 21
  • @bdeena :shaking: Wed Sep 21
  • @bettybloodclot @PierrePoilievre That's an excellent question. Wed Sep 21
  • @JuliaS2022 16th? I'm way beyond that, because I care about protecting others. Wed Sep 21
  • @NatG2017 The only way to prevent future waves is to vaccinate the entire animal kingdom. Wed Sep 21
  • @bdeena That flag is literally a swastika. Wed Sep 21
  • We must exhume the bodies of those who died with COVID and vaccinate them with the new #BivalentBooster. This is… https://t.co/HINP9QDmR8 Wed Sep 21
  • @LMartinOtt Be honest. How much did @JustinTrudeau pay you to tweet this? Wed Sep 21

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