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  • Death, taxes, and Steph curry all bottoms jacking up 3s Tue Jan 19
  • nuggets need to get jokic some help. Mon Jan 18
  • @therealgarlando no just gets me rich Sun Jan 17
  • @burakpapa your entire lineage will work for me Sun Jan 17
  • @burakpapa i could buy your whole family if i wanted to Sun Jan 17
  • @mattysino HDL? Sun Jan 17
  • @MonotoneCrypto @ndxfi @powerpoolcvp i easily outperform both in my sleep lol Sun Jan 17
  • im long: $dot $link $bnb $uni $aave $xtz $atom $sushi $comp $sol $ftt $ren $rune $crv $1inch $alpha $scrt $cake… https://t.co/0OYKlduAB8 Sun Jan 17
  • @greggcity_ First 10 games this year he’s def been better than bron Sun Jan 17
  • @aironie1 KD better than bron Sun Jan 17
  • appears that kevin durant is back to being the best player in the league. looks as good as he has ever looked. Sun Jan 17
  • All my bags pumping at once is nice Sat Jan 16
  • Iberico pata negra. Only the best for my boy binks. https://t.co/V6ECt6Bo77 Sat Jan 16
  • $link market cap pretty funny for something that doesn’t do anything *ducks* Sat Jan 16
  • God damn end of an era. Missed the nose bleed dunk celebration one of the best games ever https://t.co/2iWTLEeRm0 Fri Jan 15
  • @helloitslynne we had nice laugh about your punt today during wolves Thu Jan 14
  • rofl. "don't worry guys your data was already compromised no further damage" https://t.co/MhVxoCI2W8 Thu Jan 14
  • @rcdaut @Evan_ss6 Contract address is the new whitepaper Thu Jan 14
  • Warriors need to get wiseman some help. Can’t carry this squad by himself Wed Jan 13
  • @MattGlantz @AWice One day I’ll get my 10th btc Tue Jan 12
  • @MattGlantz Have fun staying poor Tue Jan 12
  • @goeat4donuts No Tue Jan 12
  • Showers bitch hahaha https://t.co/6dB4JBzGMr Tue Jan 12
  • @jhutchins18 Works in osx not windows is the issue Tue Jan 12
  • @chipshajen_ Doesn’t work without backup point Tue Jan 12
  • @veneziagreg No Tue Jan 12
  • @veneziagreg Yes Tue Jan 12
  • @luckb0xpkr No Tue Jan 12
  • @bestindabiz51 no Tue Jan 12
  • Up this to $1k nothing has worked :( https://t.co/9wrPplwR5o Tue Jan 12
  • @arpeus_ yeah its a windows issue Tue Jan 12
  • @arpeus_ worked up until today. Tue Jan 12
  • @arpeus_ Caldigit t3 dock Tue Jan 12
  • Imagine punting on 4th and 1 down 2 scores in the 4th with team that has been eating on offense all game. All time awful punt by tomlin. Mon Jan 11
  • Nice of pascal to do his patented spin move 20 feet from the basket with no one on him before jacking up a brick https://t.co/IOGBhbw7x8 Mon Jan 11
  • @DougPolkVids Punting in 3 possession game with 7 mins left. Nice Mon Jan 11
  • @JLlama99 State of global politics https://t.co/6XZjl4HhND Sat Jan 09
  • @ThalloPoker @jtown1010 Imo wasabi or only salt. Can drink wine if you want acid Fri Jan 08
  • @jtown1010 Most the stuff at shitty sushi places is actually horseradish with food coloring which doesn’t compare Fri Jan 08
  • @jtown1010 Yeah fresh wasabi best with steak Fri Jan 08
  • 40k waygu session https://t.co/G1JZoGAUyT Fri Jan 08
  • Chad thundercock https://t.co/HfCZDZ7WUq Fri Jan 08
  • Line getting bet down to 50-1. Not even joking. https://t.co/nIohyjZ4jc Fri Jan 08
  • @poothroat no Fri Jan 08
  • @poothroat been betting biden/dems vs. trump/republicans incase one gets waxed in the next few months Fri Jan 08
  • @CMONEYMAKER alright you got it ill dm Fri Jan 08
  • @CMONEYMAKER my 500k to your 5k? Fri Jan 08
  • looking to bet biden 100-1 Fri Jan 08
  • @mulewhisperers @iamjosephyoung @0x_b1 @n2ckchong i wouldn't be bothered farming defi if i had 300m lol Thu Jan 07
  • @SlayCashius lol no Thu Jan 07
  • what does a wnba team cost these days, like $20k? https://t.co/QNcebhLzs3 https://t.co/ke4gNmkWFb Wed Jan 06
  • 🤣 https://t.co/vEHKKFyZbI Wed Jan 06
  • it appears steph is still the best guard in the league Tue Jan 05
  • @MrJesseJames4 If you watch it backwards it’s slightly better Tue Jan 05
  • 7 hours of alt season, nice Mon Jan 04
  • @TikTokInvestors @robinhoodkid She’s great Mon Jan 04
  • can't play kanter bahahaha Mon Jan 04
  • yearly redzone ending montage waters my eyes, you the man @ScottHanson Mon Jan 04
  • @VanessaKade I’m in but my lsd habit is more of a solution than a problem. I also own a yacht to enjoy said lsd on… https://t.co/50pSE94xJQ Sun Jan 03
  • @dankness3 @VanessaKade Cute dog Sun Jan 03
  • @Denssity_ Trez can get buckets a bit better lol Sun Jan 03
  • @TheCryptoDog Bought eth for 35c sold for $8, crushed that trade Sun Jan 03
  • Think siakam has replaced John wall as the worst contract in the league. Been consistently awful since the bubble. Sun Jan 03
  • I WANT IGUODALA https://t.co/ZpFIgrFUfl Sun Jan 03
  • @dankness3 Ok my 1.2 rocket ships to whatever you can scrape together Sun Jan 03
  • Garcia vs loma is the fight to make Sun Jan 03
  • @greggcity_ He’s a very good boxer but also does a good job getting girls preggers then bailing Sun Jan 03
  • @dankness3 How many coins we wagering Sat Jan 02
  • Good fight, Campbell got rocked pretty good at the bell there Sat Jan 02
  • Hahaha what an asshole Garcia is https://t.co/Vq3mCWsnHk Sat Jan 02
  • Beep beep beep https://t.co/9NAwrxNm1Q Sat Jan 02
  • Installed a champagne button in case of emergency 30k party https://t.co/vVJ1DK9WAy Sat Jan 02
  • I’m 6’5” 220 and there’s 2 of me https://t.co/T9EDFwnFh3 Sat Jan 02
  • @dankness3 I’ll fight you in mma. Bet myself -120 Sat Jan 02
  • @mulewhisperers @jack_zampolin @notsofast @cosmos @Polkadot id happily bet on polkadot having more market share at end of 2021, 2022 Fri Jan 01
  • Crab is actually what poor people think lobster is. Fri Jan 01
  • Easy game $dot Fri Jan 01
  • @DanielKis11 @SicTheoryJ @thevenividi1993 @_birdmoney lol you are garbage Fri Jan 01
  • @CMONEYMAKER Happy new year bro Fri Jan 01
  • The money is nice but the real reward is all the friends we made along the way Thu Dec 31
  • at a hotel: pool/steam room/sauna closed. gym limited to 3 people at a time. breakfast buffet fully packed. makes sense Thu Dec 31
  • @yellowsub86 Mine is a bit more philanthropic Wed Dec 30
  • Yam fam never forget https://t.co/ehbOsczSlo Wed Dec 30
  • @Hurricane_Rio Lsd mdma ketamine are all tier 1 Wed Dec 30
  • @rexxxryan10 +3700 Tue Dec 29
  • @hasufl You can approach 0 slippage if it’s really a big concern and use higher gas to front run Tue Dec 29
  • 2021 goals: sleep more, spend less coins on drugs and hookers Tue Dec 29
  • they got a pretty good business model of somehow finding idiots to pay them money to give up their personal data. https://t.co/1wFrMQf1aX Tue Dec 29
  • trez is already unplayable and its only 3 games into the season Tue Dec 29
  • crunch time and lakers are playing trez and letting schroder run point while lebron and AD stand around, why? Tue Dec 29
  • doubling down on this, best player right now https://t.co/Wuok1HmXAz Tue Dec 29
  • TIL P Bizzle got bitches https://t.co/wcWazFV3s9 Tue Dec 29
  • Man if ja is out for a while, pure depression incoming in letting 40 iq dillion brooks jack up 20 shots a game like he’s Kobe Tue Dec 29
  • Thought about this the other day, is there a reason why there have been no advances in medical tech beyond mri/ct s… https://t.co/Vrv17GcLsw Tue Dec 29
  • Call me mystic mo cause I predict these tings @Atonthego69 $cover https://t.co/FBDAVC2FJi Tue Dec 29
  • @esentea Most everything besides sushi uni balancer and some niche products Tue Dec 29
  • @esentea Yes sir Tue Dec 29
  • This aged well hahaha https://t.co/x6PIwyNpsr Tue Dec 29
  • heros https://t.co/l9VJ1Yyy5P Mon Dec 28
  • @greggcity_ Guess not given his recent sample@ Mon Dec 28
  • Just paid out all my warriors futures lol. Pour one out for Steph. Mon Dec 28
  • @cnew27 damn suck to hear it tails off was looking forward to season 2 Mon Dec 28
  • Really enjoying Psycho-pass through 10 episodes or so. Any similar shows that have similar futuristic/dystopian themes? Mon Dec 28
  • @strassa2 Have fun staying poor Mon Dec 28
  • Damn I haven’t been this poor since 7 hours ago Sun Dec 27
  • 27k waygu sushi https://t.co/XIbU6gUtQc Sun Dec 27
  • @Pigeon__Feed My weed bags are loaded already Sun Dec 27
  • Does anyone got a new ponzi I can ape into? Sun Dec 27
  • @AutismCapital https://t.co/f1MAcuT3fT Sun Dec 27
  • Remind me to never bet raiders ml again Sun Dec 27
  • thoroughly enjoying watching fat harden trying to get over screens Sun Dec 27
  • @1inchExchange @UniswapProtocol “Proof” lol Sun Dec 27
  • @1_ryann if it makes you feel better while staying poor ill do my best Sun Dec 27
  • @TobyJNash Of course Sun Dec 27
  • Love to see this https://t.co/5FNIhQue4e Sat Dec 26
  • @1_ryann Have fun staying poor Sat Dec 26
  • Squad approves of $25k Xmas https://t.co/SUKQ6lXjEa Sat Dec 26
  • @DrChadGigaDong What’s that Sat Dec 26
  • seesh $25k Sat Dec 26
  • I aped into some $comp Sat Dec 26
  • These lakers jerseys are awful Sat Dec 26
  • Mirrion dollar idea: 1. Clone amm 2. Hint at airdrop 3. Collect fees 4. Bro down https://t.co/2d9NSkJrFb Sat Dec 26
  • Fucking love Christmas Sat Dec 26
  • I am 1inch closer to buying the rio thanks @1inchExchange Fri Dec 25
  • @cryptomoonhike It’s entertaining yeah but know too much about crypto to take it seriously Fri Dec 25
  • @hasufl @hosseeb Should disclose I have like 10% my net worth in esd and pray to vitalik for safe rebase 5 times a day Fri Dec 25
  • @hasufl @hosseeb Stablecoin with 3k% apy what could go wrong? Fri Dec 25
  • @D1ckSherman I predict they will be very good Fri Dec 25
  • Really enjoying Alice in borderland on Netflix. Think it caters well to the poker/gambling/gaming crowd. Fri Dec 25
  • @JustinSadauskas probably Thu Dec 24
  • @Zac_Vigar @JustinEnger I got +3700 now that im looking, kind of absurd. Thu Dec 24
  • @JustinEnger yeah i bet that like a champ Thu Dec 24
  • Jokic probably winning mvp this season Thu Dec 24
  • @MyNameIsLukeL @VentureCoinist sushi zanmai always great Thu Dec 24
  • @AWice sushi szn Thu Dec 24
  • @VentureCoinist jiujitsu and sushi i know good spots for both :) Thu Dec 24
  • I’d like to plan a japan trip once this covid bullshit is over, who wants to come with me? Thu Dec 24
  • We are all satoshi (except for craig wright and brad garlinghouse) Wed Dec 23
  • @BrianPereira01 @RunGoodRussell That’s not Conor mcgregor Wed Dec 23
  • @RunGoodRussell Who’s that? Wed Dec 23
  • @rafaxpf I literally scooped all my season bets and cashed big on heat futures only thing I was wrong about was cli… https://t.co/xMxYiPnLjO Wed Dec 23
  • @esentea eth Wed Dec 23
  • @daddylongleg200 @Bwagner131 lol you clearly are completely clueless. https://t.co/hoI4EmhIsY thats all the inf… https://t.co/vWGORKraX3 Wed Dec 23
  • @daddylongleg200 @Bwagner131 yes cause those awards mean anything Wed Dec 23
  • @Bwagner131 @daddylongleg200 Didn’t like the schroder for green trade, think we see regression in him. Hated the t… https://t.co/B5Tsql0KHJ Wed Dec 23
  • @JohnSmi35827409 I’m all in mavs. Wed Dec 23
  • @apaolini3 @aironie1 Good against basically only jokic. Seems worse at rim protection and against more athletic players Wed Dec 23
  • @Bwagner131 @daddylongleg200 I thought that they were worse after the offseason they had. Wed Dec 23
  • One bearish clippers note, kawhi clearly isn’t the same player he used to be. Still a beast to deal with on offens… https://t.co/0gVdU9wRUK Wed Dec 23
  • @aironie1 IQ only going to help so much when you can’t jump or move laterally Wed Dec 23
  • @aironie1 Gasol can’t defend like he used to Wed Dec 23
  • @esentea Alpha Wed Dec 23
  • Lakers got worse. Bench unit is going to get cooked on defense all season. Wed Dec 23
  • 911 id like to report a murder https://t.co/Ua1N2hAJml Wed Dec 23
  • @VitalikButerin Congrats Tue Dec 22
  • Nature is healing https://t.co/xzTfexQeSr Tue Dec 22
  • the @coingecko apys for @SushiSwap seem to consistently be 10-30% off despite updating in real time. any idea why? Tue Dec 22
  • Jazz really gave 205m to a guy who couldn’t stay on the floor in the playoffs Mon Dec 21
  • Pretty awful game plan by smith so far. Constantly moving backwards then stepping into range to trade. Not using his range and height Sun Dec 20
  • @SicTheoryJ @thevenividi1993 no Sun Dec 20
  • @stugots16 Floyd loma ggg Pac canelo Sun Dec 20
  • My guys let’s go https://t.co/RyFVKnOtfy Sun Dec 20
  • @thevenividi1993 Have fun staying poor Sun Dec 20
  • @cnew27 the squad https://t.co/p0yubefbCc Sun Dec 20
  • pretty wild that 2 of the top 5 or so best boxers of our generation, GGG and Canelo fight on back to back nights an… https://t.co/JGWbDHN4oK Sat Dec 19
  • sold all to fiat in 2018 :( https://t.co/qvtbg7QQYc Sat Dec 19
  • @ChancesCards @Srirachaaa Congrats !! Fri Dec 18
  • @woonomic Now how much would 1 dollar be in your shitty fund? Probably less than a snickers bar. Fri Dec 18
  • Might be the worse nfl game I’ve ever seen Fri Dec 18
  • Chuck is the GOAT https://t.co/OL2wzu7VEN Fri Dec 18
  • @Evan_ss6 @ZeProfesseur i actually got an additional 800k in election betting action today lol Fri Dec 18
  • eth gas fees are the new avocado toast Fri Dec 18
  • ja morant is like a mini giannis. travels or carries the ball every play only gets called for it maybe 5% of the time. Fri Dec 18
  • @atx_collin 15 I think, some ex pro chefs running an chefs table out of their home kitchen for fun Thu Dec 17
  • @NotDrewMorse Chili’s Thu Dec 17
  • Going to get so fat next 2 weeks Thu Dec 17
  • https://t.co/1R3VuhYWbV Thu Dec 17
  • https://t.co/Dxmy12aF1N Thu Dec 17
  • 20k pre xmas meal lfg https://t.co/8CjDlTvHpA Thu Dec 17
  • @DougPolkVids Looks like Katy took notes from the cut waygu sampler Thu Dec 17
  • https://t.co/aTrXmXyLTX now https://t.co/yeNojHInNh Thu Dec 17
  • @francogoat @PlayHearthstone carrycakes123 Thu Dec 17
  • @sechfirstclass hahaha https://t.co/ADZOtX9kcC Thu Dec 17
  • good day gentlemen ill be streaming some games on twitch in an hour. @PlayHearthstone and hopefully some one night… https://t.co/3nl4litsfP Thu Dec 17
  • ABC https://t.co/vUW5ZYKcno Wed Dec 16
  • ill use my 1 time on this if it hasn't been redeemed already https://t.co/WJQPQUKUXO Wed Dec 16
  • Pretty big news SoftBank bought up @B2C2Group recently. Getting a lot less press than it should. Wed Dec 16
  • @mblockYO Devs all quit on me :( Tue Dec 15
  • Just whaled into some $alpha lfg Tue Dec 15
  • @martenJe tons of books have told me this is the most bet event ever. Tue Dec 15
  • anyone have cold storage of any of the major books? curious on btc outflows from election bets being settled. Migh… https://t.co/NOfdKzIEjG Tue Dec 15
  • @riverboatking @badams78 @AWice I’m a small fish in a big pond Tue Dec 15
  • Lamar is that guy Tue Dec 15
  • This is honestly incredible https://t.co/7j4uo4HkRZ Mon Dec 14
  • @vascomds1 Very nice collection Sun Dec 13
  • @greggcity_ https://t.co/odpe0O3NAU Sun Dec 13
  • rofl judge "junichiro kamijo" gave moreno the 5th round. Not sure if he landed a punch. Sun Dec 13
  • god damn that was a good ufc card Sun Dec 13
  • this fight is absurd Sun Dec 13
  • ref is telling oliveira to work while he's choking and elbowing tony at the same time. lol Sun Dec 13

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