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• Big B and that B stand for bimbo :/ Fri Feb 03
• @RealChrisSays @SkittleWittz Thu Feb 02
• @mariahhtmills oh my god ???? Thu Feb 02
• RT @AnimeSerbia: The AI for the endless procedurally generated Seinfeld episode got stuck and the AI Jerry has been standing in complete si… Thu Feb 02
• RT @meloramylin: PLEASE I'M A STAAAAR!! 🪓🎀 https://t.co/7e0vRaV4rz Thu Feb 02
• RT @warmloveletter: i am always thinking about ursula k le guin’s schedule https://t.co/LgO9S9IJRV Thu Feb 02
• its the anniversary of my concussion and i'm light sensitive and still get frequent headaches that are worse than t… https://t.co/tS0ySzSzLM Wed Feb 01
• I never do this #hourlycomicsday https://t.co/Ek4NERrvcc Wed Feb 01
• @ghoulpwr whys that candy machine so CHEAP I need Wed Feb 01
• @MochiiiValley he's hot but his character bugs me 😭 I get the appeal tho!!! Mon Jan 30
• https://t.co/FoGcZx8qwO Mon Jan 30
• https://t.co/loN85IrZ38 https://t.co/Tj6aXINWhj Mon Jan 30
• @MochiiiValley https://t.co/EUEtkPLCAn Sun Jan 29
• RT @PopBase: Mia Goth says ‘change is necessary’ with the way the Oscars reject horror after ‘Pearl’ was shut out. “I think that it’s very… Sun Jan 29
• @onesleepybeetle the first thing that comes to mind is in how to train your dragon 3 when valka comes back and also… https://t.co/zPpqK84e8p Sat Jan 28
• @zireesun I hope the teens at H&M are ready to prepare my taxes for me Sat Jan 28
• the "our nation's summers of riots are caused by our nation's winters of delay" mlk quote comes go mind https://t.co/kd65Lz5TWE Sat Jan 28
• I will be seeing absolutely no Marie Kondo hate on my page ever and if you bring it my way consider yourself BLOCKED Fri Jan 27
• RT @Iooneybird: marie kondo "giving up" on keeping her house tidy after having 3 kids simply bc she realized spending time w her family lit… Fri Jan 27
• @jsandler1978 theyre my ABSOLUTE favorite!! S tier Fri Jan 27
• @BrendanBlaber I watched Bluey with my niece once (ONCE) and fully left the room crying Fri Jan 27
• RT @NoahVerrier: My oil painting of El Pollo Loco https://t.co/LAAKolvBof Fri Jan 27
• I've got a pile of 30 graphic novels to read and it's so nice but I also have a bookshelf full of novels and memoi… https://t.co/YgQ2M1DcA4 Fri Jan 27
• RT @spicy_saturn: 40” x 30” large baby Snoopy rug 🐶 https://t.co/NdlFIuXhhC Fri Jan 27
• @dorkmobile888 supportive parents:/ (this a joke about the support they give expiring we can dive into it but ill leave it there) Fri Jan 27
• @sensible_goblin mine was going to church camp and almost being groomed by a pastor's boy when I was 11/12/13 and h… https://t.co/K98v5EsrNq Fri Jan 27
• @SkittleWittz I've been sick for a full week and I've got lingering vertigo!!! Wed Jan 25
• @SkittleWittz oh OK Wed Jan 25
• @SkittleWittz I am not blue man Wed Jan 25
• @SkittleWittz they weren't blue they were orange under blacklight Wed Jan 25
• @SkittleWittz in the mannerisms mostly Wed Jan 25
• @SkittleWittz he does a Jake Sulley bit Tue Jan 24
• @SkittleWittz these are just words! https://t.co/mgmYIyRftu Tue Jan 24
• mikey day giving real @SkittleWittz energy this season of snl Tue Jan 24
• RT @hankgreen: In 2010 my brother and I started posting educational videos because we had run out of ideas for our vlog. Today, with @ASU… Tue Jan 24
• RT @BreezyCreates: hi pals! bog bottom boys will be restocked on Friday the 27th for *the last time*! these boys are headed to retirement 🐸… Tue Jan 24
• it took 13 extra years but im entering my MCR phase Sun Jan 22
• sophie turner jonas also being born in 1996 is crazy to me bc that means we both definitely had Jonas Brothers tote… https://t.co/CYYHMNqWd7 Sun Jan 22
• the trainer / the pokemon https://t.co/5p5SzQ5nj0 https://t.co/Vbl5HyRrqu Sun Jan 22
• RT @josiebellaa: if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer Sat Jan 21
• @killerkend main character behavior (antagonist) Sat Jan 21
• RT @contrrl: nice eating disorder did your mom give it to you Sat Jan 21
• @dorkmobile888 I need to be at that lazy river Sat Jan 21
• how do we become lego influencers so we get early lego access Fri Jan 20
• pet store had a specialty sport ball 80% off bc it had a holiday scent (gravy?) so I got it for marcie and shes abs… https://t.co/pT7yGj8zuB Thu Jan 19
• @dorkmobile888 never siblings ride or die Thu Jan 19
• @dorkmobile888 no you'd drive here and beat me to death Thu Jan 19
• RT @vaughnmdws: photos i took on a kodak disposable https://t.co/72RJKkKOa7 Thu Jan 19
• @mariahhtmills I'm worried she'll shorten the chain 🤧 Thu Jan 19
• psychotic https://t.co/46qchSxMTv Wed Jan 18
• if I did a prince harry style tell all my family would fly to my house and execute me without question Wed Jan 18
• @SkittleWittz https://t.co/qGkShx1ahB Wed Jan 18
• RT @GirlsGutsGiallx: Hey question…how the fuck is anyone doing life? How are you working, maintaining a clean home, maintaining romantic re… Wed Jan 18
• @SkittleWittz bitch Wed Jan 18
• @dorkmobile888 posh Wed Jan 18
• ok now which one of you motherfuckers gave me a cold Wed Jan 18
• RT @lauraillustrate: 🐻🌲🔦 https://t.co/CoICSB3xIc Wed Jan 18
• RT @rionabuthello: A little painting I made today https://t.co/TykAkZ75Dd Wed Jan 18
• @SkittleWittz prince harry book I am so sorry Tue Jan 17
• for all the press talk about the importance of context he sure didn't provide much around that n*zi costume he wore to a party Tue Jan 17
• @SkittleWittz https://t.co/yAnYxrKhUI Tue Jan 17
• @Jpenguinm now is NOT the time Tue Jan 17
• @deepxtoot congrats on the drank 😌 Tue Jan 17
• https://t.co/3JgL2d13Tu https://t.co/5b6AKwBZUl Tue Jan 17
• https://t.co/sHjwiLlw2H https://t.co/km1v9T5QN8 Mon Jan 16
• https://t.co/893PdF2YVH https://t.co/j53TAlqCxT Mon Jan 16
• https://t.co/MIetelwgpq https://t.co/2D4yY7R0ct Mon Jan 16
• https://t.co/MZAJuH5WmZ https://t.co/1aO6zZ9lBj Mon Jan 16
• https://t.co/ffEX3Uaa7U https://t.co/BoeetvvHg3 Mon Jan 16
• RT @sarahlugor: three horseman of the traumapocalypse https://t.co/0gYT3DoWVr Mon Jan 16
• full stop im not joking im only 60 pages into Spare and Prince Harry has fondly referenced Stewie from Family Guy TWICE Mon Jan 16
• RT @4ntipsychotic: “no i don’t want to talk about it” me 3 seconds later: https://t.co/7jNJkfGlyr Mon Jan 16
• @dorkmobile888 plus bends average cable cost is more than that PLUS a required landline Sun Jan 15
• @dorkmobile888 it's mine I have it Fri Jan 13
• @dorkmobile888 LOST Fri Jan 13
• anyone else feel their brains deteriorating Thu Jan 12
• @enbyBaddie internet hug to ya <3 Thu Jan 12
• RT @katriadoodles: first ten days of doodles successfully done, I love every single one 💫 https://t.co/LeQEnQY15Y Thu Jan 12
• @LL_CoolTay i am so pumped you got to do this!!! incredible!!! Wed Jan 11
• if anyone was wondering what the f*rest s*rvice spends their money on i just processed a $125 shipping label to overnight some pine needles Wed Jan 11
• RT @PopBase: First look at Disney’s children books for ‘The Little Mermaid’ starring Halle Bailey. https://t.co/Z6MvNHFbpN Wed Jan 11
• RT @sarahclazarus: I do not want to enter my two factor authentication code. I want to feed an apple to a horse Wed Jan 11
• RT @celinecelines: Meghan & Harry are doing all this, not because they want to dismantle colonialism, but because they were not accepted by… Wed Jan 11
• Gromble Grump #HeWhoShallBeNamed like a Muppet version yknow Wed Jan 11
• RT @AHuynhArts: honky wonky 🤡🌈 https://t.co/xGEOXDACQj Wed Jan 11
• this is where the universal healthcare is https://t.co/dHj090wzd6 Wed Jan 11
• @SkittleWittz just take ur skin off Tue Jan 10
• rats got a good year 😌💅 https://t.co/47MaKBis0S Tue Jan 10
• @birgdet hotel waffles?? S Tier Mon Jan 09
• RT @PorzellanPNG: 🐘💧🪴 https://t.co/pNCWscJZaV Sun Jan 08
• RT @Rappenem: Some animated swords ⚔ ✨ #pixelart #ドット絵 https://t.co/YWXFk7qIqr Sun Jan 08
• RT @catwheezie: Library cat took around 7 hours to draw...but it was worth it. This one is in my top favorite illustrations I've done :) ht… Sun Jan 08
• RT @bouncytuna: neneduwopfoooryoooou https://t.co/fLQ9rVkuHI Sun Jan 08
• RT @mushm0on: Me as hell Sun Jan 08
• embroidery would be less of a tedious task if we didn't have so much doghair in the apartment !!! Marcie !!!! Sun Jan 08
• i hope scott disick is having a bad day Sun Jan 08
• @deepxtoot @SkittleWittz he will even if you don't ask him to Sun Jan 08
• RT @aubreysbitchh: https://t.co/YKsIDLaw3h Sat Jan 07
• @im_rubes it should either be illegal or you get time and a half after 40+hrs worked in consecutive days workex Sat Jan 07
• RT @momentsofence: Lego flowers 💕🪷💐🌿 https://t.co/JRGhyA3ZXA Fri Jan 06
• @PopBase @billieeilish shes so real for this Fri Jan 06
• RT @maddie_odair: WHOEVER THIS IS I LUV U https://t.co/Xa98PcJrx5 Thu Jan 05
• RT @Jpenguinm: It's #NationalBirdDay today, so remember to thank a bird for its service to our country and to remember those who have fallen Thu Jan 05
• @SkittleWittz woah congrats or im sorry this happened Thu Jan 05
• RT @sproutfriend: ᵈᶦᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ https://t.co/kGnpIRIWqC Thu Jan 05
• @dorkmobile888 i got dis :) https://t.co/Gpoe044jAO Thu Jan 05
• RT @alexkolanko: OPEN THIS PIT UP!!! THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT A NICE DAY ON THE BEACH!!! SSIDE TO FUCKING SIDE!!!! Wed Jan 04
• i got a memoir journal thing and these questions are gonna make me cry at work lemme tell ya Wed Jan 04
• RT @ttinventory: Also if you haven’t gotten these candles yet from the Cozy Gaming collection with me & @cozy__games then wyd cause they sm… Wed Jan 04
• RT @DeyaMuniz: oh wow its almost as if no one knew this movie existed until it came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because there was literally no marke… Wed Jan 04
• @dorkmobile888 bison :( Wed Jan 04
• RT @madebynelson_: 🌼✨ https://t.co/LKXW5mgwev Wed Jan 04
• goose :( https://t.co/HyJ5giH8Wr Wed Jan 04
• adderall https://t.co/aEJHB6RoUU Wed Jan 04
• we have allergies:/ https://t.co/hdHPjTVOCV Wed Jan 04
• @Jpenguinm looking forward to juliann becoming famous taking down the royal family Tue Jan 03
• @dorkmobile888 shes so real Tue Jan 03
• RT @arushisinha: Not to be corny but Virginia Woolf’s New Years resolutions from 1931 go so hard https://t.co/UVo3dim8wo Mon Jan 02
• RT @the_pale_gurl: >:( https://t.co/4svVRE7v9O Mon Jan 02
• RT @jisoupy: a new journey awaits!!! 🐰✨🌷 https://t.co/fPoETEQVK8 Mon Jan 02
• @im_rubes there's an app where you brush your teeth with a pokemon!! (it's also in the apple store if yall don't ha… https://t.co/AqtN9dWpEM Mon Jan 02
• RT @TiredActor: Happy 2 year anniversary to when I was sleep deprived and decided to post this at 2 am on New Year’s Day https://t.co/lUz5Q… Sun Jan 01
• RT @PISCESPRADA: for some people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30. the way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmf… Sun Jan 01
• @dorkmobile888 eternal sunshine of the spotless mind but its glee knowledge Sun Jan 01
• RT @gofetchgretch: I took the leap and quit my job to open my very own bookstore. Octavia’s Bookshelf will open in February and features bo… Sun Jan 01
• RT @mabintou: I’m so sorry Azzedine Alaïa, I hope you’re resting in perfect peace but I can’t wait for a dupe of this to drop 🙏🏾 Sun Jan 01
• happy new year I bought @dorkmobile888 and I tickets to see Louis Tomlinson in June ??? Sat Dec 31
• @im_rubes shes OUTTA HERE!!!!! Fri Dec 30
• RT @GretaThunberg: this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes Fri Dec 30
• @dorkmobile888 https://t.co/sZSLAgeYBy Fri Dec 30
• immediate need https://t.co/AjNHUbEMQd Fri Dec 30
• RT @JoshuaPHilll: Andrew Tate being so triggered by Greta Thunberg, after he initially taunted her, that he gave away his location and was… Thu Dec 29
• i dont want to be at work i want to be playing games on my switch Thu Dec 29
• i bought so many nintendo online switch games that my bank froze my card bc they thought it was fraudulent activity… https://t.co/qJqOJRLobw Thu Dec 29
• @SkittleWittz https://t.co/HUHr4dKAuV Thu Dec 29
• RT @planntika_: it is time for 2023 predictions i fear https://t.co/NsFkKhYUyC Thu Dec 29
• RT @LibbyFrame: Chamomile and daisies https://t.co/2zjEPqhqhN Thu Dec 29
• RT @nev_in_color: The film. 🤝 The photos. https://t.co/K0PtoBo4xS Thu Dec 29
• RT @momoisgaming: he sit https://t.co/PVY5tH8fmn Thu Dec 29
• god my mom not seasoning her sauce and keeping her spaghetti just above al dente really put the spiritual ego of an old sicilian nonna in me Wed Dec 28
• @cignewton_ got ratio'd :( Wed Dec 28
• RT @streamgazer: I’ve been forced to sit through a ton of new movie releases in the past year and this yogurt commercial from 2021 still le… Wed Dec 28
• @litttleleggs I am enjoying both of those things!! Wed Dec 28
• the holidays are over its time to reflect on everything I didn't let make me sad over the last month (overflowing with emotions) Tue Dec 27
• tfw I make a better sauce than my mom Tue Dec 27
• RT @PopCulture2000s: https://t.co/6uhgDgr5L2 Mon Dec 26
• RT @Browtweaten: grinch: I'm so glad we changed and became nice scrooge: and now our names will only be used positively in the future :) Sat Dec 24
• @plxnetmol happy Christmas eve scooby!!! 🎄 Sat Dec 24
• @litttleleggs righteous!!! Sat Dec 24
• RT @odnatamyara: Happy holidays everyone!!! It’s time to take break and recharge 🥰 https://t.co/joVdMnPONh Fri Dec 23
• RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/XfTg1q32U4 Fri Dec 23
• been putting out the energy that 2023 is the year for a new place with a yard for us ✨️ Fri Dec 23
• @carleegatcomb normal corporate vibes Fri Dec 23
• @sensible_goblin I've only been to Chicago in January where frost lined the windowsill in our hotel room - wishing you warmth 🥺 Fri Dec 23
• @dorkmobile888 6 Fri Dec 23
• RT @ItsMattsLaw: (angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good Thu Dec 22
• RT @Jpenguinm: Maybe thr world did end 10 years ago. This was a scheduled tweet from September, if this is an overused joke I apologize. I… Thu Dec 22
• RT @ReidParker_: My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings. Pay teachers more https://t.co/3vBuQ4Zaw6 Wed Dec 21
• @hasanthehun him implying I'd hate this makes me want to see them even more Wed Dec 21
• had s guy at work ruin my whole evening just by being a gross fucking man so I hope his night is shit too fuck you Wed Dec 21
• I think we should be able to shoot lasers out of our eyes when men are creeps Wed Dec 21
• RT @dklmarxist: Girls are usually engaged in some sort of psychological Cold War with their mothers but it’s best not to get involved Tue Dec 20
• @bbeccarosee go away omg ??? Tue Dec 20
• @bbeccarosee uhm ????? Tue Dec 20
• RT @simon_dell_tog: Apple mouse on a winters day . Merry Christmouse everyone Hope you all have a Mousetastic time . https://t.co/LnSKYPfOX2 Mon Dec 19
• I need my entire body to go through a car wash Mon Dec 19
• @dorkmobile888 I cant keep doing this Mon Dec 19
• if I sent a tweet for every trip to the bathroom I've made the last two days yalls feeds would be flooded with my personal chaos and hell Sun Dec 18
• RT @sarahschauer: so when your parents treated you horribly and told you “you’ll understand when you’re older” do you understand now? Cuz I… Sat Dec 17
• from may 8th https://t.co/vLe2Uhlzws https://t.co/zF0IUCDS74 Sat Dec 17
• RT @sarahschauer: I started taking SSRI’s and I’m so happy it’s sick. I start typing out some mean shit about how people are stupid and I e… Fri Dec 16
• @dweebassnerd this one hit me hard Wed Dec 14
• RT @nonbinarybooty: thinking about the first time i was introduced to mitski she was opening for lorde in 2018 & she started singing franci… Tue Dec 13
• my new favorite hobby is arguing with my older coworker about the royal family while she defends their behavior Mon Dec 12
• @mushm0on https://t.co/sNJzijXNuG Sun Dec 11
• @dweebassnerd I mean there are peanut m&ms in that pile and I'd take those deffo but imma need recommendations Sun Dec 11
• @dweebassnerd @BienSur_JeTaime thats the saddest gravy it's hardly anything Sun Dec 11
• @dorkmobile888 my exact thought actually Sun Dec 11
• @dorkmobile888 I've added "that's rich" back into my vocab Sun Dec 11
• RT @phil_lol_ogist: Babe, don't forget to put the biblically accurate angel atop the tree https://t.co/8zZuRtXy0C Sun Dec 11
• RT @sportswithjohn: shut the fuck up. Sat Dec 10
• currently (yes really and also it's super nice to read to) https://t.co/X7aNdDXTIm Sat Dec 10
• RT @vampiric_shirin: they should make ibuprofen vapes Fri Dec 09
• @dorkmobile888 bonk Fri Dec 09
• RT @ILLUMlNUSNUMB: sorry for over-explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child Wed Dec 07
• RT @big_business_: That era where Vice journalist were risking their lives talking to Cartel members and Warlords for 45k views on YouTube… Wed Dec 07
• @dorkmobile888 @cher you are the moment Wed Dec 07
• RT @liliuhms: what do my animal crossing villagers think of when i’m away (1/2) https://t.co/3S4MWtrvlv Sun Dec 04
• RT @poisonjr: zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣 ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 All Gatorade beverages have been… Sun Dec 04
• @dorkmobile888 dad wasn't THERE it was the SAD MOM Sun Dec 04
• a kid asked if I could show her the star wars movies & we sat on the floor talking about how she's excited to watch… https://t.co/j6gvOufQdO Sun Dec 04
• maybe if I'm specifically cooking from scratch but no one needs to be around for all that Sun Dec 04
• nothing makes me feel more like a nonna than cooking or cleaning in my slippers and robe Sun Dec 04
• I had one (1) 3oz rose at a library event and now im buzzed at the library Sun Dec 04
• @dweebassnerd @appleciderwitch lemme make a list of boring modern male heros that are unlikable and the list is eve… https://t.co/pqfiktEXDY Sun Dec 04
• tis the season to resist screaming "I was a CHILD!!!!!!!" at your adult family members trying to start shit Sat Dec 03
• RT @vintagehistoria: Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old… Sat Dec 03
• me: wearing a mask at work patron: do I need to be wearing a mask? me: nah it's not required them: then why are you… https://t.co/idFdJDJTIP Fri Dec 02
• RT @davenewworld_2: People in the US have no idea how much blood was spilled to get weekends, overtime pay, labor laws, etc. Corporate fasc… Thu Dec 01