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Mark Nelson
Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year 2021. A man's got to know his limitations. My podcast is @perfectplaypod https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

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  • So proud watching my man @GarethWaugh smashing a solo show on a stage as legendary as this. His show is exception… https://t.co/SzVqDPIN6m Tue Aug 16
  • @GeeJBee71 Don’t think Colour & The Shape had been released yet man Tue Aug 16
  • Old shagger is gonna get to play the McEwan Hall https://t.co/j7SFLl43QH Tue Aug 16
  • Stuart has been one of the best comics in Scotland for a while now. This Fringe he is getting the praise and crowds… https://t.co/GkERIpFFwG Tue Aug 16
  • @JaneyGodley Thanks Janey Tue Aug 16
  • @thatvittorio My callback is how much I hate you. I’ll never forget. Tue Aug 16
  • @d14mnd @thatvittorio @ISMOcomedy @abcomedian I actually prefer moody mate Tue Aug 16
  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from Broadway World Ecstatic "an extremely sharp hour of observational comedy” “An expert at crowd work… https://t.co/cmFQlo1yCa Tue Aug 16
  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review from The Scotsman. Delighted. “One of the truly great experiences of my Fringe so far has been se… https://t.co/1h38Yv102q Tue Aug 16
  • @KnowhereAndy What a line up that is Tue Aug 16
  • Right then @Haveawordpod Lids, I need your help. 2nd half of the Fringe is starting and I want to sell this bastard… https://t.co/u2owasjlzQ Tue Aug 16
  • Only 12 nights left to see my highly acclaimed new show at the Fringe. Best show I have ever done, I am very proud… https://t.co/1gfFpHyFOl Tue Aug 16
  • @JeffCarnage There is not 1 band I wouldn’t happily watch Tue Aug 16
  • Remember this festival like it was yesterday. What a weekend. https://t.co/Bg9md5KXqQ Tue Aug 16
  • RT @GeoffNorcott: My wife knows Everyone’s birthday, when the dog’s jabs are due, how to work the dishwasher/washing machine, anniversari… Mon Aug 15
  • @elliotsteelcom I don’t see how the NHS would’ve known about that Elliot. Mon Aug 15
  • @elliotsteelcom So happy you had to go through this Mon Aug 15
  • @StuartMcP @thatvittorio Saw it at preview stage and it was already pretty much perfect. Looking forward to seeing the end product. Mon Aug 15
  • Go and see this man https://t.co/GY4UdSbRYe Mon Aug 15
  • @RossLeslieComic Can’t believe Briony would do this to her own trousers Mon Aug 15
  • @CanningMatty @NeilDocking YAS Mon Aug 15
  • This was a very nice thing to read when I woke up https://t.co/5gXI4Qon6d Mon Aug 15
  • @nathansrith Let’s recreate this when you are in Edinburgh Sun Aug 14
  • You are robbing yourself of so much joy if you don’t go and see Brennan https://t.co/kMrfoXXcjj Sun Aug 14
  • Day off tomorrow so spending time with the people that matter most, my wonderful family. Sun Aug 14
  • Audiences have been magnificent. Genuinely an absolute joy every night. The best part of the festival. Thank you so… https://t.co/lsQ1H3Qs0L Sun Aug 14
  • Mid point of Fringe. Love the show, best one I’ve ever done & feel like I have really stepped up a level as a comi… https://t.co/5pffpyOKwW Sun Aug 14
  • @Tripenthat @notdaftorsilly More of a flutter Sun Aug 14
  • This boy is fucking class https://t.co/GKuBQ1u8kR Sun Aug 14
  • Guess which legend has just arrived in Edinburgh to a day’s worth of rain in an hour without a jacket? It’s me. I am the legend. Sun Aug 14
  • RT @MrSamLake: It's to be a days worth of thunderstorms tonight in Edinburgh. Naturally, this is a day I have 'people' in and it would be a… Sun Aug 14
  • RT @ThisIsYourLaugh: Great company for our show to be keeping here. And tonight it’s @TheTrevorLock with @marknelsoncomic and @JosieLong -… Sun Aug 14
  • @duncan8duncan I know you have ya fat bawbag Sun Aug 14
  • Some tickets left tonight for the last show before the mid season break. During tonight’s performance I will be do… https://t.co/ePkjTGkxKR Sun Aug 14
  • @AlistairBarrie @ThePleasance Honestly mate I can’t even be bothered any more. Forgot how much this festival brings… https://t.co/NdYuguoaIZ Sun Aug 14
  • @stupots Far too good Sun Aug 14
  • Oh good, the Sadowitz thing means comedians get to act like they’re the centre of the Earth again. Constant debat… https://t.co/EP274JWVgy Sun Aug 14
  • RT @Peaky76: I watched The Fringe, Fame & Me last night. They need to quit it with Fleabag as the emblematic Fringe story. Debuting at Unde… Sun Aug 14
  • RT @rossisacoolguy: Took a photo of @marknelsoncomic through a wee crack in the wall. He never even knew I was there https://t.co/YJIpEnc4Wr Sat Aug 13
  • @rossisacoolguy I did. That is why I have an erection. Sat Aug 13
  • Christiano Ronaldo meet Aaron Hickey https://t.co/bumUZcG8ul Sat Aug 13
  • Tonight’s show is completely sold out but as always there will be a few tickets on the door for Pay What You Want f… https://t.co/RY86AgJNhr Sat Aug 13
  • @scottagnew So completely blown out of proportion then Sat Aug 13
  • @scottagnew Ah really? Sat Aug 13
  • @ChicaLolita What happened? Sat Aug 13
  • Jerry Sadowitz had his whole Fringe run pulled? Sat Aug 13
  • Just seen a twat on a silent disco walking dancing with a dog. Reckon this is the day I turn and beat someone to death. Sat Aug 13
  • @Wendy_Wason Seen it? It is my go to porn Sat Aug 13
  • 12 years ago at my first Fringe, I got an open spot at @SpankComedy. At the end of that fest they gave me an award… https://t.co/UxYClmO4r8 Sat Aug 13
  • @Wendy_Wason Same Sat Aug 13
  • RT @Bungleye1: Me and the Comedy God @marknelsoncomic https://t.co/YhyisTpUXn Sat Aug 13
  • @Nataliealana87 Sat on a train through yesterday and don’t know whether I slept the whole journey or was awake but didn’t move a muscle Sat Aug 13
  • @AlisonSpittle Aye that was special last night Sat Aug 13
  • If anything finally brings the riots it should be this https://t.co/Z1TbrdSjEE Sat Aug 13
  • Don’t know if I have ever known tiredness like this. Feel like I am floating. Sat Aug 13
  • @Freddie_Farrell @JoshPughComic The Klaxons are on. Set fire to that burger van. Sat Aug 13
  • RT @forthone: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland's @marknelsoncomic has arrived, chatting with Garry & @stevenmill about his show 'Comedian' at The Hive in E… Sat Aug 13
  • @CraigRich84 @Gildedballoon We very much hope so Sat Aug 13
  • Best review yet https://t.co/dzWA5L0WSa Sat Aug 13
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/3jG1d0lYq9 Sat Aug 13
  • Kevin Knows https://t.co/nbuPJZ7AoZ Sat Aug 13
  • RT @adamlogan93: Big shout out to everybody we saw at the #Fringe over the last couple days literally not one bad set @MarjoleinR @laurenp… Sat Aug 13
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/thuiTcE0dR Sat Aug 13
  • Troy is doing the biggest venue in Edinburgh. This is fucking incredible. https://t.co/QMEdUsjR1o Fri Aug 12
  • @KristiJames1 @MugginsAndCream @Haveawordpod Thank you so much pal Fri Aug 12
  • Kristi Knows https://t.co/ROislccHd5 Fri Aug 12
  • Went to see the boy Houghton last night. Work In Progress show that already feels like a polished hour. Absolute cl… https://t.co/ncqTHnetMf Fri Aug 12
  • Blair Knows https://t.co/FcdcU46XkD Fri Aug 12
  • Less than 20 tickets left for tonight. Tomorrow completely SOLD OUT Shaggers Assemble https://t.co/XmtUJo6Ix4 https://t.co/ZRgGxoaxFS Fri Aug 12
  • RT @laurenpattison: hello! I’ve been saying in my show that I’m donating a chunk of my PWYW money to CALM, a suicide prevention charity cau… Fri Aug 12
  • @Willduggan @andypointy Right well I know what I am definitely going to see now Fri Aug 12
  • Lauren Knows https://t.co/zA3URE9xIy Fri Aug 12
  • Adam Knows https://t.co/ZPKG1dKSEd Fri Aug 12
  • @GrantStottOnAir @LorixStott @FrizzTheatre Amazing Fri Aug 12
  • @elliotsteelcom Embarrassing Fri Aug 12
  • Alex is proper class. Go and see the man https://t.co/QUvSd22G7n Fri Aug 12
  • A recommendation from the best in the business. Go and see @kaihumphries https://t.co/ohdk4Vn7Xs Fri Aug 12
  • So last night I got to fulfill a fantasy and play Born Slippy to a packed dance floor. Thank you so much to… https://t.co/mTJV7WfEmX Fri Aug 12
  • Fuck people are actually loving this night https://t.co/dLmWCBMZhc Fri Aug 12
  • Fairburn & Nelson’s Bangers & Clangers. No idea how the fuck this will go. https://t.co/5yqwTUmITh Thu Aug 11
  • RT @cainniac11: Great interview there on Edinburgh unlocked with @marknelsoncomic and @omid9 Thu Aug 11
  • Ellis is as close to a comedy genius as I have ever met. GO AND SEE HIM. https://t.co/EwDQ6QC5Xq Thu Aug 11
  • @angusmaroon Ah for fucks sake Thu Aug 11
  • Terrified but very excited https://t.co/fFLjL1F2tC Thu Aug 11
  • @thatvittorio Ma boy Thu Aug 11
  • @MaisieAdam ❤️❤️❤️ Thu Aug 11
  • Tonight @Gildedballoon have allowed me & @RachelFairburn to take over the music in The Patter Hoose venue. We’ll a… https://t.co/jKvaMpDzaS Thu Aug 11
  • @MickyPKerr Cheers pal Thu Aug 11
  • Chapman Knows https://t.co/FugEFT5zMl Thu Aug 11
  • This Lad’s Mate Knows https://t.co/FdOvWNuK90 Thu Aug 11
  • There is no better night than a McPherson/Nelson doobler https://t.co/bNm4azvhoD Thu Aug 11
  • Old Shite Beer Jamie Knows https://t.co/jyeUgUdop4 Thu Aug 11
  • Big Bobby T Knows https://t.co/YHoegFLPjS Thu Aug 11
  • Chris Knows https://t.co/JAnqWessEx Thu Aug 11
  • @TheHollyGrail_ @LarryDeanComedy @allysonjsmith @jojosutherland @BrennanReece @RyanCullen90 Cheers Holly, you are an absolute star Thu Aug 11
  • Holly Knows https://t.co/w0fpwZYUvd Thu Aug 11
  • Got the Awards judges in tonight so if you were planning on coming to see the show and laughing a lot, tonight’s th… https://t.co/KHrttGlkWR Thu Aug 11
  • I saw a preview of this show and it is phenomenal https://t.co/jr8vsX2wVv Thu Aug 11
  • This will be a class laugh tonight https://t.co/PpmAzg2mmH Thu Aug 11
  • @MarjoleinR Fucks sake Wed Aug 10
  • @gattiyan1999 Thank you so so much. Safe journey home and I’ll see you if I ever do Japan. Wed Aug 10
  • This wonderful lady came from Japan to see my show tonight after watching the live streams during lockdown. Incre… https://t.co/h6AvW7JhRh Wed Aug 10
  • @RossLeslieComic @HonourableTom Doubtful Wed Aug 10
  • Just seen @RachelFairburn being fantastic. Such a good show. Thoughtful, insightful, and fucking funny. The descrip… https://t.co/loQxnqgMpK Wed Aug 10
  • RT @thatvittorio: A good man doing great things. Wed Aug 10
  • @JamieHComedy Cheers shagger Wed Aug 10
  • This is incredible. We are not even a full week into yet. Thank you so so much to everyone who has come so far. https://t.co/uf7CHQ1zS5 Wed Aug 10
  • RT @Haveawordpod: HAW Cartoons Episode 1: The Lids Rob A Bank https://t.co/Cyn7itV74X Wed Aug 10
  • RT @Gr0di: @marknelsoncomic @BarrelComedy Craig - "Guys, I've seen this show. You'll need a drink to get through it." Wed Aug 10
  • @stuthejag @BarrelComedy Visit the Monkey Barrel website mate or direct here https://t.co/XmtUJo6Ix4 Wed Aug 10
  • @RicardoHCAFC @BarrelComedy That’s the plan Wed Aug 10
  • Craig, the bartender at my venue The Hive, told me that my show is the only one where every single audience member… https://t.co/EblEzQpXyZ Wed Aug 10
  • RT @Oldfirmfacts1: If you're mentioned in this tweet, you're mentioned in episode 42 of the Old Firm Facts podcast... @comedyray,@marknels… Wed Aug 10
  • RT @MikeSimo02: @imharrybenjamin @edfringe Go see these guys 👇 you won’t be disappointed @thatvittorio @marknelsoncomic @GarethWaugh @esh… Wed Aug 10
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/F7psGcLFqU Wed Aug 10
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  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/DGS3vd0cVs Wed Aug 10
  • @scottygourlay @TheHollyGrail_ @thejasonbyrne @susie_mccabe @justinmoorhouse @comedyray @neildelamere Come see what… https://t.co/Y0utTi4kVR Tue Aug 09
  • RT @fesshole: I left my favourite jacket at the World Trade Centre in August 2001. They said they'd mail it out to me but never did. I'm st… Tue Aug 09
  • The Glory Days https://t.co/Mygs9aQq6g Tue Aug 09
  • Got ourselves a 🍆💦💦 tonight folks Tue Aug 09
  • RT @Mkeat9: @TheHollyGrail_ Any of these but especially @marknelsoncomic @thatvittorio @eshaanakbar @FinTaylorcomedy @milocomedy @seannwals… Tue Aug 09
  • Sally Knows https://t.co/vLORr4PdVb Tue Aug 09
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/myLNFbFtwa Tue Aug 09
  • @whoiseuan Aye mate. There will be a few Pay What You Want tickets on the door if your pals want to come in with yo… https://t.co/36uKxuhyTj Tue Aug 09
  • @CanningMatty @MMAThanos @RyanCullen90 Take his spindly head off Tue Aug 09
  • Tonight’s gig is SOLD OUT As always there will be a limited number of Pay What You Want tickets on the door but th… https://t.co/8Y4kl2qwyb Tue Aug 09
  • Gillian Knows https://t.co/fg923JekIH Tue Aug 09
  • RT @FinishedPlayers: Brian Clough on Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch in 1989 https://t.co/tH2wy8cTV8 Tue Aug 09
  • RT @pearseohalloran: I demand ⁦@marknelsoncomic⁩ releases the ‘Evac Chair’ demo tapes. Loved listening to two top blokes chatting and play… Tue Aug 09
  • @BeeBabylon_ @RossLeslieComic @ScotComFest I managed to avoid him Bee Mon Aug 08
  • @lainifer Elaine thank you so much for being the perfect audience member Mon Aug 08
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/se8NN7Lvkf Mon Aug 08
  • @Nataliealana87 @macarthurboyd It is such a good bit Mon Aug 08
  • @katmcgoldrick @rossisacoolguy Christ what a night that is Mon Aug 08
  • My boy is killing it https://t.co/4FBxYOFvXO Mon Aug 08
  • RT @joebatesss: Bit early for Chortle to do a full review of the Edinburgh Fringe but to be fair this seems accurate https://t.co/IGH8ApKw3u Mon Aug 08
  • @Nataliealana87 @katmcgoldrick You will literally not get a better double header than me and Fairburn @RachelFairburn Mon Aug 08
  • @katmcgoldrick Yasssss Mon Aug 08
  • @JosephGoss Christ this is tragic Mon Aug 08
  • @katmcgoldrick You know what to come and see Mon Aug 08
  • @TheGoodWife85 @bigmarkdavies @comedyray @BBCScotland 😬 Mon Aug 08
  • @laurenpattison @JinkxMonsoon We will be doing a one off show at the Castle on the last Sunday Mon Aug 08
  • @ciaran5y @JinkxMonsoon Ssshhhhhhh Mon Aug 08
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/qwmBFFIFra Mon Aug 08
  • How’s the Fringe going? Just interviewed the two time winner of Ru Paul’s Drag Race @JinkxMonsoon for TV mate. https://t.co/jrymAExEj8 Mon Aug 08
  • RT @bigmarkdavies: @marknelsoncomic @comedyray @BBCScotland https://t.co/8B3Q4i7ldk Mon Aug 08
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/8jDEpmhPKE Mon Aug 08
  • RT @BBCComedyScot: "Tell me what you want to hear" @comedyray grew up in a house with deaf parents and missed out on his early music tast… Mon Aug 08
  • You are definitely wrong https://t.co/YJ5Dkq1tUK Mon Aug 08
  • Tonight at 8pm on @BBCRadioScot it is me and @comedyray brand new music show. It was a joy to make and we would l… https://t.co/qROIIZddH4 Mon Aug 08
  • RT @acomedyfanguy: Well over 230+ jokes in this hour show. Incredible effort. Well crafted dark and daft one liners that were bloody funny.… Mon Aug 08
  • RT @comedyray: Myself and @marknelsoncomic have got a brand new radio show tonight on @BBCRadioScot at 8pm. We were joined by the legendar… Mon Aug 08
  • It is 2 FOR 1 ticket day Less than 20 left for the show tonight. So if 10 of you have a pal, we can sell this bas… https://t.co/7NmNpN1vAH Mon Aug 08
  • RT @lainifer: Back on track! Tomorrow is Be honest with @BeHonest_Pod then The trial @pleasance plus @jayjaylaffs at Beehive, then @markne… Mon Aug 08
  • Thanks man. Pleasure to be associated with them. https://t.co/p9JWWyzkvP Sun Aug 07
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/q37CIWLowA Sun Aug 07
  • RT @abcomedian: STARTING TONIGHT !! and on till Wednesday… at 00.05. @BarrelComedy . Alfie Brown - The End of the Pier, at the End of the… Sun Aug 07
  • @RachelFairburn I am proper raging at this Sun Aug 07
  • @kristof69_kris @thatvittorio This is more us https://t.co/edfPyWqoEq Sun Aug 07
  • Thank you to all you legends who came to the show tonight and braved the sheer heat in that room Sun Aug 07
  • RT @forthone: After his set, @marknelsoncomic caught up with @BoogsTweets backstage 😆 #EdFringe #FOTF22 https://t.co/YQcQ2STgVl Sun Aug 07
  • Reviews Are In https://t.co/FuQApYafzS Sun Aug 07
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  • RT @EwenDCameron: @marknelsoncomic Knocked it out the park 🥊👏🏼 https://t.co/20WkF9tmBe Sun Aug 07
  • RT @Rossmac212: Duncan Ferguson is a legend😂 https://t.co/KZcGv6Daro Sun Aug 07
  • @IAmPhilChapman Glad they got it Sat Aug 06
  • How’s the Fringe going? Just roofed it in front of 3,000 people mate. https://t.co/dIhFSQhEJY Sat Aug 06
  • Been some day. First sold out show. Watching one of my best pals @kaihumphries ripping. Now about to go on to 3… https://t.co/ETgYE3lwvU Sat Aug 06
  • This is what the festival should be. Go and see David. https://t.co/NnNTyjhmLI Sat Aug 06
  • @DavidCallaghan This is absolute class to read Sat Aug 06
  • So officially we can now call tonight the first 🍆💦 of the festival Sat Aug 06
  • @indiescotland1 Legend Sat Aug 06
  • All pre sale tickets now SOLD OUT for tonight. There will be 12 Pay What You Want tickets on the door but it is fi… https://t.co/uyaMD26QQG Sat Aug 06
  • GO AND SEE THIS SHOW https://t.co/zrEl8VsKzh Sat Aug 06
  • Patterson starting for Everton. Yassssss Sat Aug 06
  • Lynda Knows https://t.co/wgITjx3aMx Sat Aug 06
  • There are less than 20 tickets left for the show tonight. A limited amount will be available on the door but if y… https://t.co/Wc8UvUNjFG Sat Aug 06
  • @RossLeslieComic This is devastating Sat Aug 06
  • @BrennanReece @adamrowecomedy What a fanny Sat Aug 06
  • What a wonderful way to start Day 4 of the Fringe. On one of my oldest pals @des_clarke chat show alongside… https://t.co/PU5ynmHHVe Sat Aug 06
  • @elliotsteelcom Speak to me like this again and you’ll be in charge of picking your teeth out of your throat son Sat Aug 06
  • RT @comedyray: Radio Scotland have given @marknelsoncomic and I our own music show despite my dreadful music taste. Two of my songs have n… Sat Aug 06
  • @elliotsteelcom Mind you were touting Guehi to start for England? Sat Aug 06
  • @laing10 Piece of piss mate Sat Aug 06
  • Incredibly Radio Scotland have give me and @comedyray our own music show. Monday 8pm. https://t.co/8FkdOwPZb3 Sat Aug 06
  • RT @adamrowecomedy: Is this the sexiest poster of all time? That’s not for me to say. You decide. These are all available now. Brand new… Sat Aug 06
  • Reviews are in https://t.co/jtSZikyVWQ Sat Aug 06
  • @RichieJBrown Well in mate Sat Aug 06
  • James Knows. @colinmccredie welcome anytime pal https://t.co/BBXjEdRCr8 Fri Aug 05
  • @jessicafostekew Jesus fucking Christ Fri Aug 05
  • @kerr_wc Going really well mate. Plenty tickets left. Fri Aug 05
  • @kerr_wc Incredible isn’t it Fri Aug 05
  • RT @CPHamill: Scottish football is 💩 https://t.co/zTm67Z7pls Fri Aug 05
  • @Willduggan Ma boy Fri Aug 05
  • @thatvittorio @jimeoin Always assumed he was your Dad Fri Aug 05
  • @duncan8duncan When you up bawbag? Fri Aug 05
  • The mask has truly fallen from Rishi Sunak. A slimy, entitled, evil prick. Fri Aug 05

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