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  • RT @AOC: This endangers the entire country and beyond. We are in a pandemic. We know that COVID spread isn’t neatly contained by state bord… Wed Mar 03
  • RT @AOC: 93.2% of Texans aren’t fully vaccinated. The state just endured one disaster worsened by selfishness + denial of basic science, a… Wed Mar 03
  • RT @queen_phire: Being happy is more important than looking happy🥲🧡 Tue Mar 02
  • @_CourtneyGhee Girl I was gone for 3 hours to have some me time...... and I called Zach twice to check in 😅 Tue Mar 02
  • Reese’s Puffs for dinner because I’m a cool mom Mon Mar 01
  • I have PTSD from March 2020 Mon Mar 01
  • I paid off my personal loan a year and a half early 😭😭😭😭 Mon Mar 01
  • Had the BEST meeting with our Organizational Development Consultant (he does training & development in HR too) and… https://t.co/gV22qimfmi Mon Mar 01
  • @TessaTorrez It fucking hurts!!! Lol I got my pinky toe 😂 Sun Feb 28
  • I really broke my toe today 😂 Sun Feb 28
  • Should I work 6 hours of OT this weekend 🤨 Fri Feb 26
  • @kb23_xoxo Giiiiirl best decision EVER! We got a hotel for 2 nights, had dinner at Chicago Speakeasy, and ordered m… https://t.co/Pm7LCXf4WB Fri Feb 26
  • @MrsGoring94 39w2d. Arrived at 7AM, pitocin started around 8 (I think,) and water broke at 845ish. Had him at 1:11P… https://t.co/IW907Kpraa Fri Feb 26
  • @kb23_xoxo Invite 13 people because of covid and get married in a park 🤣😂 Got my dress off amazon too!! Thu Feb 25
  • My entire wedding cost less than $1000 🙃 https://t.co/qs5fOGMuWv Thu Feb 25
  • RT @stefidelmar: Where’s my STIMMY JOE?! https://t.co/0kao9pYvid Tue Feb 23
  • I’m going to be spending my 30min lunch break dancing with my 4 month old to all of his music. K bye Tue Feb 23
  • I will never not love Jason Derulo Tue Feb 23
  • @_CourtneyGhee @morethanmomma Yeah Kohen loves his and he just turned 4 months 😅 It’s better than the dock a tot in… https://t.co/HuBNkMBVuD Mon Feb 22
  • @morethanmomma Sooooo, I’m not gonna lie, my baby sleeps in one (he sleeps in our bed 😅) but the only reason I’m co… https://t.co/iaK7DDbe3s Mon Feb 22
  • @ctemtb Honestly, how fucking rude. What a horrible position to put a kid in 😭 Mon Feb 22
  • If someone could just send me $10k THATD BE NICE Mon Feb 22
  • RT @galaxygomezxo: @ECSN206 @JohnClaytonNFL Get you someone who believes in you like the Seahawks believe in Josh Gordon Sun Feb 21
  • RT @notcarole: Why do colleges take plagiarism more seriously than rape ???? Sun Feb 21
  • Sugar cookies from Great American Cookies are unmatched Sun Feb 21
  • @Nike when are you going to make this cutie a model? 😜 https://t.co/2eh4ojV9ps Sat Feb 20
  • I have a 4 month old today 😭😭😭😭 Sat Feb 20
  • I am v sad the IRS hasn’t approved my refund yet 🥲 Sat Feb 20
  • RT @ciaraiin: Who still has a friend they have known for 4+ years? Sat Feb 20
  • @LeeceLaFlame @_mynameisblack Happy birthday! 🎈 Sat Feb 20
  • @Lexxxxx_ Girl. You’d think doing it once we’d be fine but fuck no. I cried to Zach during labor saying I could do… https://t.co/TcHSriYiY8 Fri Feb 19
  • @Lexxxxx_ LMAO same. The epidural terrified me more than pushing a fucking human out of my body 😅 And I literally h… https://t.co/3XneHt3Ou9 Fri Feb 19
  • @Lexxxxx_ I really really didn’t want it but I was fkn over being pregnant lol I was electively induced at 39w2d. M… https://t.co/xHw0l4wheC Fri Feb 19
  • @Lexxxxx_ I keep wondering how different everyone reacts to pitocin lol I got it after 8AM and had Kohen at 1:11PM.… https://t.co/GFd47KDfgH Fri Feb 19
  • How long did your labor last if you got pitocin? And how far dilated were you prior? Fri Feb 19
  • @stefidelmar Lit how I earned my bachelors 🤣 Thu Feb 18
  • @stefidelmar Texas is not equipped to handle weather like the Midwest. Truly so sad. Wed Feb 17
  • When mom plays good music vs when mom plays country https://t.co/opEKA7WfIL Tue Feb 16
  • @Lexxxxx_ All of them Tue Feb 16
  • @thatsaraann Blob runner 3D 🤣 Tue Feb 16
  • Facebook really has me downloading the most stupid games sometimes 🤦🏽‍♀️ Tue Feb 16
  • RT @champagne_papi7: I’ve never been more excited for it to be 14 degrees tomorrow. Tue Feb 16
  • I’ve decided I want to go into training & development and our head HR guy in charge of training and development ask… https://t.co/S77tc7JjpM Tue Feb 16
  • @MrsGoring94 Gave me contractions and put me into false labor 😭 Tue Feb 16
  • @MrsGoring94 First came at 38 weeks, second I got electively induced at 39w2d Tue Feb 16
  • @stefidelmar $1100 for 3bed/2bath with a basement in Iowa Mon Feb 15
  • My love language is food Sun Feb 14
  • Newborn Kohen: never cried. Would grunt to let us know he’s hungry or needed something. 3.5 month old Kohen: Screa… https://t.co/7MhSsXoYga Sun Feb 14
  • RT @jaketapper: RIP Jaime Guttenberg 💔 😢 Sun Feb 14
  • I am buying a house this year. *MANIFESTING IT* Sat Feb 13
  • MY CREDIT SCORE WENT UP ALMOST 100 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Feb 13
  • A year ago today we found out we were gonna have Kohen 🥺 Sat Feb 13
  • RT @_mynameisblack: Anytime I say something hurts my wife’s response is “well you didn’t have a baby” https://t.co/cre14PI65w Fri Feb 12
  • @CowabungaBr0 @_mynameisblack My older brother used to beat the shit out of me lmao Fri Feb 12
  • @PeytonFaithh Don’t worry they’ll love me too 😆 Fri Feb 12
  • Ciara and Russ are honestly just so fucking hot Fri Feb 12
  • @champagne_papi7 @hayEwilson Me either! Lmao I am shook!!!? Thu Feb 11
  • I HAD NO IDEA WANDA WAS AN OLSEN 🤯 https://t.co/NyKSnQhZU8 Thu Feb 11
  • I truly hope he does become more educated on racism and understands the consequences of his behavior. I appreciate… https://t.co/T4sQP6fCnJ Thu Feb 11
  • @messychip https://t.co/I5AyjHvl2i Thu Feb 11
  • @HBC4L Is this for real 🥴 Wed Feb 10
  • @mamaG2018 Yeah I have no clue what that is lololol Wed Feb 10
  • @mamaG2018 What color is it Wed Feb 10
  • @mamaG2018 I got nutriplenish and it smells sooooo good Wed Feb 10
  • @mamaG2018 Aveda is like the only thing my hair responds to recently 😩 Wed Feb 10
  • @MaeSparkzz @Lafffuuurrraaa I paid fucking $4 for raspberries yesterday 🥴 Tue Feb 09
  • RT @MrsHoover11: Why could 25,000 people attend the super bowl but dads still can’t go to their own babies ultra sound? Tue Feb 09
  • RT @iansomerhalder: Hello... Brother Tue Feb 09
  • RT @arae_ofsunshine: Im not letting a generation that called yoga pants “flared leggings” and acted like they were a new thing in 2020 tell… Tue Feb 09
  • @Target @_mynameisblack Tue Feb 09
  • RT @onetiredmama98: The movie Inside Out is not just for kids and if you think it is, you are missing the entire point it is trying to make… Mon Feb 08
  • I like Mahomes a lot, but I really enjoyed seeing Chiefs fans reactions to this massacre of a game 😆 Mon Feb 08
  • RT @_mynameisblack: Kohen every time he sees Justin https://t.co/Ys7NS4oYLg Mon Feb 08
  • RT @_mynameisblack: https://t.co/2QvDWhV16C Mon Feb 08
  • @Chelsianne91 @PeytonFaithh Arizona is prob one of my all time fav characters too Mon Feb 08
  • @PeytonFaithh @Chelsianne91 I loved Lexi 😢 Mon Feb 08
  • @Chelsianne91 @PeytonFaithh Who was your fav Sun Feb 07
  • RT @Seahawks: Absolutely well deserved. 👏 @DangeRussWilson is the 2020 Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year! Read More: https://t.co/19HivX… Sun Feb 07
  • @_xavsmommy Bitch I said 90% lmfao. YOU KNOW IM FUCKIN RIGHT Sun Feb 07
  • RT @Lexxxxx_: https://t.co/p27ivSI8kU Sun Feb 07
  • RT @lunchbox_82: I've got a Twisted Tea with Morgan Wallen's name on it. Sun Feb 07
  • RT @caitmarielle: Hannah Montana but it’s me switching from my customer service voice to my actual voice Sat Feb 06
  • RT @ChaseEslinger: .@IAGovernor is a dipshit Sat Feb 06
  • Those poor babies 😭 This idiot just ruined lives because of drinking and driving. https://t.co/GdwxJi37DC Sat Feb 06
  • HOW IS KIMMY EVEN STILL FUCKING EMPLOYED 🥴 Sat Feb 06
  • RT @peepokiss: We all know Kim Reynolds lifted restrictions because she has a Super Bowl party to throw this weekend. Let's see how Iowa is… Sat Feb 06
  • https://t.co/GSOI4gp5oP Fri Feb 05
  • RT @DontWorryBoutB: my daughter said “it’s cold, but it’s a beautiful day.” ppl w no bills are so positive. Fri Feb 05
  • Love to see it https://t.co/XEDxs6qMoU Fri Feb 05
  • RT @saaratonin: who is your favorite from new girl and why is it nick miller Thu Feb 04
  • RT @richardmarx: A huge number of Morgan Wallen fans are angry and outraged tonight. Not because it was revealed that Wallen uses the n-wor… Thu Feb 04
  • What TO say when someone miscarries: “I am so sorry for your loss, and I am here for you.” https://t.co/xnBWhBhVQd Thu Feb 04
  • RT @WiscoSunflower: “There must have been something wrong with the baby, so your body did what it was supposed to do.” “This is common.”… Thu Feb 04
  • RT @WiscoSunflower: “What do you think happened that caused it?” “At least it was early.” “You’re young, you have plenty of time to try… Thu Feb 04
  • RT @WiscoSunflower: “Everything happens for a reason.” “This was God’s plan.” “At least you know you can get pregnant!” “It wasn’t the r… Thu Feb 04
  • RT @WiscoSunflower: While we’re at it, here’s a thread of things NOT to say to someone when they miscarry: Thu Feb 04
  • @Mr_PHROZEN @arlyxadrian Must be nice 😭 Thu Feb 04
  • @mamaG2018 Yes Thu Feb 04
  • @_CourtneyGhee Happy birthday!! Wed Feb 03
  • RT @proustmalone: Capitalism is when a vaccine to a deadly pandemic exists but we can’t create or distribute enough of it because two pharm… Wed Feb 03
  • @morethanmomma I did mine at 10 weeks and it was correct! Wed Feb 03
  • I’m obsessed with him https://t.co/FqqhPiqrt0 Tue Feb 02
  • @MrsGoring94 Yep! Normal. Just stay hydrated Mon Feb 01
  • RT @deathofshe: “the design is so lazy” to YOU but my 19yr old disabled sister who can’t put shoes on w/o assistance would LOVE these bad b… Mon Feb 01
  • RT @KayeEllen17: Please. Please. Please. Everyone PRAY for my daughter Molly. She has been in an accident and suffered a brain trauma. She’… Mon Feb 01
  • Yearly cost of living pay raises should be a thing. I was offered this for a State job I applied for a few years ba… https://t.co/nYmTdqoTpt Sun Jan 31
  • @C_Roberts22 Also the US is geared towards capitalism and making money. We likely won’t ever operate under socialis… https://t.co/XYSEpidtTa Sun Jan 31
  • @C_Roberts22 Not every program ran by tax dollars is shit. Nothing will ever be perfect, tho. Republicans won’t be… https://t.co/z5latcYLLm Sun Jan 31
  • RT @happyhouseplant: @C_Roberts22 @mayers_mom Healthcare in the United States is a for profit industry. The government doesn’t help provide… Sun Jan 31
  • RT @AlexBerish: @daveferraresi1 @SenSanders Oh nooooo!!!!! Why would you want to pay a 2% flat tax in exchange for free healthcare when you… Sun Jan 31
  • @telly_burrell PREACH Sun Jan 31
  • RT @DanPriceSeattle: "We can't help you - just get a job" "We can't raise your pay - just go to college" "We can't make college affordable… Sun Jan 31
  • RT @JohnCollins_KP: I’d rather have Universal Healthcare than a Space Force. Sun Jan 31
  • @C_Roberts22 I’m not saying health and education are the same thing. You’re missing the point. All I’m saying is if… https://t.co/S61P4pvwBx Sun Jan 31
  • @C_Roberts22 Your tax dollars now probably pay for things you don’t support. Are you saying you’d prefer to pay hun… https://t.co/bsdwEHQMtU Sun Jan 31
  • @C_Roberts22 Also, there are millions of people who don’t take care of their health and likely don’t see medical pr… https://t.co/YZRda9ovu0 Sun Jan 31
  • @C_Roberts22 Just because people may lead their lives differently doesn’t mean they don’t deserve healthcare. Inste… https://t.co/WaPnifMUg6 Sun Jan 31
  • THIS THE ONE. https://t.co/Lzq81OoaVd Sun Jan 31
  • RT @morethanmomma: @mayers_mom 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 health insurance is a fucking scam Sun Jan 31
  • Not to mention - we pay hundreds of dollars per month on premiums alone. Then add in copays, deductibles, and coins… https://t.co/adjrCqwm2e Sun Jan 31
  • I would 100% pay more in taxes to have free health insurance. If any serious medical illness/injury occurred, most… https://t.co/CEKkeoOCKF Sun Jan 31
  • @jadigaga @_mynameisblack A girl in Des Moines made similar ones!!!! I’m trying to get them for Mayer 😅 https://t.co/tDyDJ0K1zV Sat Jan 30
  • @_mynameisblack https://t.co/8kVFdSBCVZ Sat Jan 30
  • @getsimpleprints is literally the best thing EVER for making photo books!!!!!! So freaking easy. Sat Jan 30
  • RT @DrunkScribe: Some years back my wife and I got into the habit of asking each other ‘do you want comfort or solutions’ when the other w… Sat Jan 30
  • RT @kenklippenstein: Hedge fund CEO: I lost $3 billion, my company, my home, and now my wife Me: Have you considered budgeting? Fri Jan 29
  • RT @arshbajwaa: robinhood decided this morning to suspend buying of AMC and GME stock because regular people were making too much money, pr… Fri Jan 29
  • Kohen *babbling very loud” Mayer: “Can you turn this kid down?” 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Thu Jan 28
  • @_CourtneyGhee Definitely possible 🤣 Thu Jan 28
  • I am fr dead 🤣😂 https://t.co/PInGlsY3v9 Thu Jan 28
  • I just got my wedding photo book delivered that I ordered from @Shutterfly and I shit you not there is a random pag… https://t.co/8JV38320vc Thu Jan 28
  • RT @KevinFarzad: I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats Thu Jan 28
  • RT @sarahclazarus: the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text Thu Jan 28
  • @Lexxxxx_ Agree. Some people just aren’t ready when life hits them. But it also needs to be a permanent decision -… https://t.co/vJdb6vvekZ Thu Jan 28
  • RT @_jimmykelly: Thank you to whoever explained this - @reddit is incredible 😩🤙🏻 https://t.co/zKRlbP41gJ Thu Jan 28
  • @jordynhalls It’s confusing lmao I’m gonna need a financial advisors whenever I decide to invest 🤣 Thu Jan 28
  • @jordynhalls then there are stocks to buy to cover their bets... so there is an infinite bidding war to cover their losses Thu Jan 28
  • @jordynhalls This is what my brother told me: short small investors refuse to sell stock and billion $ hedge funds… https://t.co/AMTfdkqWYt Thu Jan 28
  • RT @AOC: Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a m… Thu Jan 28
  • Do infant @dkm14 jerseys exist 🤨 Thu Jan 28
  • @MiguelHarry10 Bitch I’m married I just want money lmfao Thu Jan 28
  • RT @seahawksPR: https://t.co/OENtekFyX8 Thu Jan 28
  • IM SO TIRED OF THESE FAKE ASS TWITTER SUGAR DADDIES MESSAGING ME EVERY TIME I BRING UP VENMO. “I’d love to bless yo… https://t.co/tJx8XaXBEs Thu Jan 28
  • @mamabolava_ Kohen and Mayer 🥰 Thu Jan 28
  • WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK https://t.co/EJFUol1DjQ Wed Jan 27
  • RT @_mynameisblack: “Can I play dad?” https://t.co/nrfTOjWZUJ Wed Jan 27
  • Am I ever going to feel comfortable with going back to “normal” after covid 🥴 Wed Jan 27
  • RT @aaliyahforprezz: I act like I’m okay but deep down inside I wanna get paid for doing nothing Wed Jan 27
  • RT @WNBA: Alyssa Altobelli, Gianna Bryant, and Payton Chester, our honorary draftees in the 2020 WNBA Draft 🧡 https://t.co/3CKVVAZpJV Wed Jan 27
  • RT @ciara: Gi Gi and Kobe Forever ❤️ Love you so much V and Nani. Always here. #Mamba #Mambacita #8 #24 #2 https://t.co/s9GK6qQlfl Wed Jan 27
  • @stefidelmar Yes 🙄 Wed Jan 27
  • RT @Nickteeev: Anti vaxers really be like “You’re just gonna listen to doctors who studied medicine for 10 years? Wow enjoy being sheep , I… Tue Jan 26
  • Found out that this one set of reports hasn’t been worked since I went on leave....... NEAT Tue Jan 26
  • @BennyTheJET2 Distracted the big one with a movie 😅 He’s been more needy than Kohen Tue Jan 26
  • Both kids home while working from home today. I’m fucking over it Tue Jan 26
  • RT @pixiething: boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal... Tue Jan 26
  • RT @LeeceLaFlame: RIP Kobe #MambaMentality lives forever Tue Jan 26
  • Marriage is fun https://t.co/agdgfuxMng Tue Jan 26
  • It’s rly hard for me to not call people fucking idiots on Facebook Mon Jan 25
  • RT @Anamandine: « Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons. » Mon Jan 25
  • @desireemalsom_ THE FKN BEST. I did garlic, red pepper flakes, salt + pepper and butter and just..... HEAVENLY Mon Jan 25
  • Sautéed mushrooms are divine Mon Jan 25
  • 6 months married to the most annoying person on the planet, and wouldn’t want it any other way 🥰 https://t.co/GQnUQGoVZb Mon Jan 25
  • @DevonMBurrell @telly_burrell I’ll give it to Pat, he’s an elite player. But I still hope you lose 🤣😂 Mon Jan 25
  • RT @queenofthetriII: being a mom is so wild cause you really just wake up everyday and do the damn thing. regardless of how you feel. you j… Mon Jan 25
  • @telly_burrell I hate it here Mon Jan 25
  • I hope Tom Brady makes you bitches cry 🤣 https://t.co/3JMddPFqmi Mon Jan 25
  • @DevonMBurrell @telly_burrell He looks fine as hell at a tea party tho 👀 Mon Jan 25
  • @_CourtneyGhee LMFAO. I love that 😂🤣 Mon Jan 25
  • I rly hope the Bills win 🙄 Mon Jan 25
  • @_CourtneyGhee Fuck Owen. Christina and Meredith FOREVER!!!! 😂 Mon Jan 25
  • RT @cableknitjumper: https://t.co/DMmQNAXSUN Sun Jan 24
  • @hayEwilson The spicy from Popeyes tho 👀 Sun Jan 24
  • Looks fkn cold 🥴 https://t.co/EDPizdaZ1n Sun Jan 24
  • RT @KCCINews: PLEASE SHARE -- The Johnston Police Department needs your help locating 13-year-old Angie Grear. Details here: https://t.co/W… Sun Jan 24
  • Then I asked him what having a thick butt even means and he’s like “it means it’s really thick, and hard, and rough… https://t.co/z1vt9y7OHe Sun Jan 24
  • Mayer legit just put his butt up in the air and said “Mom, my butt is thick.” I CANNOT DEAL 🤣 Sun Jan 24
  • RT @Glow__Goddess: My biggest flex is not having to flex because idgaf about none of y’all. Sun Jan 24
  • RT @LizzyVivino: One of these takes is correct. https://t.co/ro2o40RBVv Sat Jan 23
  • @ashgarrett19 It got hacked and Korean porn got added lmao Sat Jan 23
  • Go to your watch menu and type “videos” Sat Jan 23
  • Apparently Facebook got hacked and now there’s Korean porn all over ☠️ Sat Jan 23
  • I can’t even get back in...... this b suspicious 👀 Sat Jan 23
  • RT @1DOPEKEV: What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty? Sat Jan 23
  • Literally everyone just got logged out of Facebook....... wtf is going on 👀 Sat Jan 23
  • @Chelsianne91 Stay strong bb. I love you so much Fri Jan 22
  • Finally made and ordered our wedding photo book today 🥺 Thu Jan 21
  • RT @_kiranxx: “Once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “When I win the lottery.” Thu Jan 21
  • I really really really hate the word cuddle. Idk why, I just hate it Thu Jan 21
  • @wildfl0wermama We just had a boy and named him Kohen. Loooooove Wren and Alessi for a girl! Thu Jan 21
  • I place an order at @Target literally almost every day 😅 Thu Jan 21
  • RT @AshleyKSmalls: “This could’ve been an email” https://t.co/kn68z6eDhY Thu Jan 21
  • RT @qianasade: Someone said this inauguration lookin kinda fancy for a mf that owe me $1400 lmfaooo 😭 Thu Jan 21
  • My kid has a big ass head Thu Jan 21
  • @telly_burrell @_CourtneyGhee HEY MY BABY IS AN ANGEL. For now lmao Thu Jan 21
  • @jori_linn What Would You Do by City High 😳😂 Thu Jan 21
  • The songs our parents let us listen to as kids in the 90’s and 2000’s were wild Wed Jan 20

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