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ohrightTHATguy
Isaac Bowman🌐
Aspiring slacker. Social media conquerer. My nickname has a nickname. 2040 Presidential candidate. PSU 'til 2022. Currently at war with @kadencek_. #FreeMelo

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  • Like I said. Championship vibes. https://t.co/W2jSgRnZQq Sun Jan 19
  • IS THERE ANYTHING MAHOMES CAN’T DO Sun Jan 19
  • i would post a crying cerrone to the instagram but really the jordan face should go to anyone who paid money to wat… https://t.co/KA70K5Cd0C Sun Jan 19
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/6jlXxL0DEL Sat Jan 18
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/NNjr7HdgFK Sat Jan 18
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/oa7NQgKUgP Sat Jan 18
  • i deeply miss mac miller and it's only been 6 minutes of this album Fri Jan 17
  • gonna need mother nature to get her shit together real quick Fri Jan 17
  • RT @JeopardySports: If you thought daily doubles were hard on Brad Rutter, listen to what James Holzhauer says #JeopardyGOAT https://t.co/H… Thu Jan 16
  • Not gonna lie, getting BIG 2015 Royals vibes out of this team. I mean, come on, losing to established champions th… https://t.co/wXXywFalXs Sun Jan 12
  • RT @SportsCenter: Patrick Mahomes is the first player in NFL history with 300 Pass yards, 50 Rush yards and 5 Pass TD in a playoff game 🔥… Sun Jan 12
  • https://t.co/zObeqHN9Xh Sun Jan 12
  • https://t.co/9Ph9V7q3vX Sun Jan 12
  • oof. https://t.co/WuaR8lear6 Sun Jan 12
  • RT @realDonaldTrump: Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III. Wed Jan 08
  • #TitanUp (but for literally only today smh) Sat Jan 04
  • This is an IMPORTANT thread in light of the actions taken by the Trump Administration yesterday. Seriously, read th… https://t.co/n2ZAeHGASx Fri Jan 03
  • alright gang who wants to try and raid area 51 now so that we'll all be in prison by the time world war 3 starts to avoid the draft Fri Jan 03
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/pDWarsmq1X Wed Jan 01
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/LAS7mMLOrB Wed Jan 01
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/pysspE24Dh Wed Jan 01
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/d5vW0mAIjl Wed Jan 01
  • WHY DOES PAPA JOHN'S HAVE PIZZA HENCHMEN https://t.co/LebanBXzTV Wed Jan 01
  • RT @LilNasX: WE MADE IT YALL!! WELCOME TO ┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┃┏┓┃┃┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗┛┃┃┃ ┗… Wed Jan 01
  • RT @cutcreaser: THE WAY THIS DOG JUST FHGDJDHD https://t.co/Sf0W4E5D7F Wed Jan 01
  • @hayley1lynn it's still the 2010's here in kansas so this tweet is currently not aging well Wed Jan 01
  • it's already 2020 in the philippines and i'm over here without even a clue as to my own new year's eve plans so 🤷🏽‍♂️ Tue Dec 31
  • RT @MegaTroopLover: The Patriots.....lost? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sun Dec 29
  • FUCK TOM BRADY Sun Dec 29
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/3KOOUGoY45 Sat Dec 28
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/9P25RnV4CK Sat Dec 28
  • RT @tj99er: HE WASN'T MESSING AROUND https://t.co/VAor36a0lI Sat Dec 28
  • RT @realDonaldTrump: "@shmopniggadick: @realDonaldTrump for president" Fri Dec 27
  • >bringing back https://t.co/CDJPxvAQ3z Thu Dec 26
  • cardi b submitting a late contender for worst tweet of the decade https://t.co/3hBqyARgp8 Tue Dec 24
  • this tweet has aged well i think https://t.co/PckBO3wQtA Mon Dec 23
  • everybody gangsta til the need for summer hits Sun Dec 22
  • RT @esnycuddles: Im losing my mind can someone tell me which way he’s facing https://t.co/gIvIDzRkOd Sun Dec 22
  • oh believe me i know it doesn't kick him out of office immediately and i definitely don't expect him to get kicked… https://t.co/2Xhpeiwfhe Thu Dec 19
  • Yes. By the way, congratulations on finally doing something President Obama never did. https://t.co/0u7JdkLFXv Thu Dec 19
  • snow is a joy killer and none of you will be able to convince me otherwise Wed Dec 18
  • RT @SportsCenter: For the first time since 2008, Tom Brady has not been selected to the Pro Bowl. https://t.co/xIvoKV6bDD Wed Dec 18
  • yo @alohaitsalanza when is the next flight to florida you're my expert on this situation Mon Dec 16
  • RT @krisis86: 🎵deck the halls with scrëming possums aaaa aa aaaa, aa aa aaa aa possums are just really awesome aaaa aa aaaa, aa aa aaa aa e… Mon Dec 16
  • update: never mind https://t.co/ZmAidzTWig Sun Dec 15
  • LMAO THIS IS THE WORST EXCUSE https://t.co/uXsRFZzRrF Tue Dec 10
  • RT @NintendoAmerica: ⚾ https://t.co/i80AWPYRGA Tue Dec 10
  • bro this day SUCKS https://t.co/gysTGucGSb Sun Dec 08
  • We’re losing WAY too many rappers WAY too young as of late. This one hurts. https://t.co/mdjLQBErNk Sun Dec 08
  • https://t.co/6XY4m2OYU8 https://t.co/dab7nlrM0b Fri Dec 06
  • alternatively: everyone fucking hates pleasanton https://t.co/BQFNuGfOad Fri Dec 06
  • RT @wojespn: The Trail Blazers will amend Carmelo Anthony’s contract so that it becomes fully guaranteed for the remainder of the season, l… Fri Dec 06
  • update: i have a final tomorrow fuck Thu Dec 05
  • One of my teachers just surprised the whole class by giving us 100% on our final just for doing really good during… https://t.co/pw7xeMdlC4 Thu Dec 05
  • RT @PerfectlyCutLS: https://t.co/e1TrE0EWpD Thu Dec 05
  • 👀👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/pcIjMfoSEk Thu Dec 05
  • i’m really glad kansas forgot it was winter this year because after last year’s nuclear level of garbage I don’t th… https://t.co/8P7eRdC3rX Wed Dec 04
  • ... https://t.co/CGyEEpY0Bw Wed Dec 04
  • matt moore https://t.co/pm8U9BEpO2 Wed Dec 04
  • if anyone votes "no," we are officially no longer friends https://t.co/EABW5O4BAX Tue Dec 03
  • RT @VinesauceGifs: https://t.co/AKfWbA1PJL Tue Dec 03
  • stumbling and tumbling my way into a somehow successful end to the semester Mon Dec 02
  • @kaylor_watson well /duh/ but it's possible to get that pro bowler money AND that super bowl money so why not try to maximize lol Sun Dec 01
  • RT @TKeopha: thanksgiving is over, you know what that means https://t.co/bKRdAHF99I Sun Dec 01
  • @kaylor_watson just gotta note that there are usually contract incentives that come with being named a pro bowler u… https://t.co/U02hRIlyez Sun Dec 01
  • Lincoln freed the slaves. Trump freed up time to play golf. https://t.co/YKfOzO76mI Sat Nov 30
  • RT @ohrightTHATguy: so i finally realized something today after thinking about it for a while https://t.co/H0rsxXQIna Sat Nov 30
  • just gonna chime in with my yearly "Fuck Keaton Krell" tweet Tue Nov 26
  • No. Just, no. https://t.co/9InceHsIlZ Mon Nov 25
  • update: i will never get to see this happen will i https://t.co/nPbi9mHyWm Sun Nov 24
  • https://t.co/NaTniXwRrg https://t.co/NaTniXwRrg https://t.co/NaTniXwRrg https://t.co/NaTniXwRrg… https://t.co/0Aky2fhCrD Sun Nov 24
  • gonna tell my kids this was harder than the walk up the statue of liberty https://t.co/8zFnmSnEwv Wed Nov 20
  • somehow i was able to get a press pass for the sake of an assignment to shoot photography at yesterday's football g… https://t.co/OCZINepX3A Sun Nov 17
  • DEVONTEEEEEEEEEE https://t.co/z3thMyk9m9 Sun Nov 17
  • How old is this guy again? https://t.co/qjg93H7MED Sat Nov 16
  • note to self: never doubt Clint at football ever again btw happy birthday https://t.co/ZK8PBExyjG Fri Nov 15
  • You know, at this point, I'm convinced literally any other president would've been impeached or something. Even if… https://t.co/MeIpUoP5F0 Fri Nov 15
  • RT @Tim_mahoneyy: no one: 2005: https://t.co/yVJSmb2d9Z Fri Nov 15
  • current look at me trying to give a shit and unlock my motivation again despite this weather and the amount of home… https://t.co/GoQ1QSlgBD Thu Nov 14
  • RT @outofcontxtsbsp: https://t.co/KzJTqTZd6y Wed Nov 13
  • RT @AdamSchefter: The NFL arranged this workout opportunity for Colin Kaepernick, and teams will have the opportunity to evaluate his readi… Tue Nov 12
  • RT @AdamSchefter: NFL clubs were informed today that a private workout will be held for Colin Kaepernick on Saturday in Atlanta. Session w… Tue Nov 12
  • Less than the amount of little kids that’ll be wearing 15? https://t.co/U6o2mMB4aM Mon Nov 11
  • i fucking hate kansas weather with a passion sometimes Mon Nov 11
  • RT @theneedledrop: https://t.co/Vg9QmdQ5oF Sat Nov 09
  • RT @Chiefs: #MVPat returns 🚀 https://t.co/MvaDGvaBis Fri Nov 08
  • RT @darrenrovell: A reddit user found a correlation between James Harden’s lack of performance on the road and the quality of strips clubs… Thu Nov 07
  • kobe not to be that guy but I think any kid with basic reading skills can figure out what “ecrof” backwards is https://t.co/riKA95UrzG Thu Nov 07
  • RT @Mwangala_: 3 years ago, today, the greatest infidelity scandal was televised. The Hoe Penguin https://t.co/FUErEk54vw Tue Nov 05
  • @jadebr3 just give into it already it makes everyone celebrating christmas this early more tolerable Mon Nov 04
  • RT @BBQChiefs: Chiefs fans trolling Vikings fans 😂 (via @productions_dre) https://t.co/3k0wjNcyIn Sun Nov 03
  • wtf i love matt moore now Sun Nov 03
  • WATKINS HOLY SHIT Sun Nov 03
  • i am thrilled to announce that i will be beginning christmas festivities thursday, november 28th https://t.co/5YP2PbbwOX Sat Nov 02
  • RT @SonyAnimation: April 8, 2022 🕷 #SpiderVerse https://t.co/3vG2PJF3L2 Fri Nov 01
  • >questionable https://t.co/yMLjUMXND4 Fri Nov 01
  • NO https://t.co/SefFJfgGQ6 Fri Nov 01
  • RT @ohrightTHATguy: winter weather in the midwest is like that time plankton ran on the krusty krab's thermostat https://t.co/32jCTnCs0a Thu Oct 31
  • Fuck. https://t.co/1OED1nuNz8 Thu Oct 31
  • LET'S GO NATS Thu Oct 31
  • Now you know how Obama felt. https://t.co/F1t6HN3Rpl Thu Oct 31
  • winter weather in the midwest is like that time plankton ran on the krusty krab's thermostat https://t.co/32jCTnCs0a Wed Oct 30
  • as a wise man once said fuck this weather Tue Oct 29
  • RT @latelateshow: #AirpoolKaraoke with @kanyewest and his entire choir! https://t.co/SvuH9tyx7n Tue Oct 29
  • time for me to study 45 poems tonight for the sake of an exam tomorrow pray for me Mon Oct 28
  • alright i guess me and @kadencek_ are officially at war with each other Mon Oct 28
  • no https://t.co/oJ0ZQBkbZ7 Mon Oct 28
  • i feel obliged to tag @KammieDavis for this https://t.co/REI2ar0JFT Mon Oct 28
  • RT @GorillasWBB: OK so this was fun! #GorillaNation #ForGloryAndFame https://t.co/iws2VABYNH Sun Oct 27
  • yo are we a basketball college now? https://t.co/mkIjRoz9ST Sun Oct 27
  • there's just something so satisfying about watching the warriors get blown the hell out this year you know https://t.co/P0naA74xFy Sun Oct 27
  • did this motherfucker clickbait the death of the leader of ISIS 15 hours ago https://t.co/tMeIWz6kWr Sun Oct 27
  • RT @SportsCenter: 🚨 DOWN GO THE SOONERS 🚨 Kansas State upsets No. 5 Oklahoma! https://t.co/ZXjZVVSlKu Sat Oct 26
  • RT @realDonaldTrump: .... Sat Oct 26
  • RT @tameimpala: LP4 https://t.co/TTWT7ej8gH Fri Oct 25
  • RT @TheDailyShow: Found the whistleblower: Rudy's ass https://t.co/Hp3lHTzELy Fri Oct 25
  • RT @NBCInvestigates: Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed an NBC News reporter — twice — leaving long voicemail messages in which he's heard discussi… Fri Oct 25
  • this tweet was only 80% correct jesus is king was ok but good lord he wasn't lying about making a gospel album po… https://t.co/ZW8YtqzAtf Fri Oct 25
  • tonight’s gonna be a GOOD night for music with new ‘ye and new rex orange county only thing missing is new kendrick and new daft punk Fri Oct 25
  • @kadencek_ ok i'll admit as someone who defended "poopy-di scoop" perhaps i'm being a hypocrite Fri Oct 25
  • hot shower is still not a good song and no amount of making it into a meme will convince me otherwise Fri Oct 25
  • RT @rexorangecounty: MY ALBUM ‘PONY’ OUT TOMORROW Thu Oct 24
  • RT @SwagSurfin__: Pitt State students for the last 10 years: “Pitt needs a Chipotle!” “Pitt needs a Whatabuger!” “Pitt needs a Chick-… Wed Oct 23
  • now i never have to play fortnite again https://t.co/zlycS8KeYM Mon Oct 21
  • RT @Alpharad: self-love is learning that not every subtweet is about you Fri Oct 18
  • you mean to tell me that the secret to having good defense was sacrificing our mvp to injury Fri Oct 18
  • oh please dear god no Fri Oct 18
  • happy 1,000th day of the trump presidency only 460 more days to go Thu Oct 17
  • RT @rysimmons: got another capitalism greatest hit. i will give you one hundred thousand dollars if you can guess the brand by the end http… Thu Oct 17
  • RT @nocontext_fox: https://t.co/7TotohzrS8 Thu Oct 17
  • RT @Alpharad: are there people who believe the moon is flat too Wed Oct 16
  • broncos by 30 https://t.co/YAIGJVHuze Wed Oct 16
  • i'll take quotes that won't age well for 1,000 alex https://t.co/GoaPsgjUTg Tue Oct 15
  • Come on, man. Anyone with a modicum of sense in America right now should be able to easily denounce communistic reg… https://t.co/pzrC5LEduD Tue Oct 15
  • if you throw this on shuffle for like an hour or two i think it'll be diverse enough to really sell home the point… https://t.co/76q6JSXwtl Mon Oct 14
  • alright so after however many years it's finally time for me to answer the age old question "what kind of music doe… https://t.co/YZkVhFWCBq Mon Oct 14
  • chiefs by 30 https://t.co/U2sKpPPyTD Sun Oct 13
  • RT @zcutler150: *ACT will now allow students to retake individual sections of the ACT to improve their score starting fall 2021* Class 202… Thu Oct 10
  • can't wait for outrage twitter to try to cancel the obamas for joking around with george w bush and his wife a few… https://t.co/GjXZMn3mMb Thu Oct 10
  • today’s motto is “man, this is taking longer than I thought it would” Wed Oct 09
  • "great and unmatched wisdom" has to be the greatest punchline i've heard all year https://t.co/l8rguzdWrP Tue Oct 08
  • ah yes it’s officially “kansas weather” season https://t.co/cumZ28GYyx Mon Oct 07
  • RT @chancetherapper: I need new kendrick Mon Oct 07
  • NBC's graphic team stays undefeated. https://t.co/yKD3Roc6eS Mon Oct 07
  • RT @SportsCenter: PATRICK MAHOMES ARE YOU SERIOUS 😱 (via @NFL) https://t.co/GeSklOulwv Mon Oct 07
  • MV-FUCKING-P Mon Oct 07
  • don’t you have a football game to watch instead https://t.co/HDKhf2cCdy Sat Oct 05
  • RT @norm: #IfIWonPowerball I'd buy all the crocs in the world. Then burn them. Sat Oct 05
  • RT @myskinsmylogo: the fact that this is one of the funniest moments in cinematic history https://t.co/NUp6unmELi Fri Oct 04
  • i swear you always manage to discover the best music when you can’t fall asleep Wed Oct 02
  • ok time for travis scott's version of 808s and heartbreak in a few months https://t.co/adPJFEAabI Wed Oct 02
  • RT @brey_anna11: Imagine being scared of tornadoes lol losers Wed Oct 02
  • happy spooky month the scariest thing about October these days is the fear of watching your gpa drop after midterms Tue Oct 01
  • RT @ohrightTHATguy: white girls trying to act like black people is the cringiest thing ever Tue Oct 01
  • note to self: don’t ask for an extra shot of espresso unless you REALLY need it at least the person giving me the… https://t.co/9hNmdY0YsG Tue Oct 01
  • for some reason the entire sequence of "bet on it" from high school musical 2 has been stuck in my head all day des… https://t.co/vrNJtaVdyr Mon Sep 30
  • RT @SteveKerr: Patrick Mahomes gets it. This little guy will remember this moment for the rest of his life. https://t.co/v4ZTfw5d0n Sun Sep 29
  • first of all that's an apostrophe mr. president secondly it's "describing" not "discribing" thirdly... it is "lit… https://t.co/5qCVV3nMuS Fri Sep 27
  • on the flipside, relaxation in college is finishing up all your homework and then playing mario kart with… https://t.co/wvsQFvYR2K Thu Sep 26
  • RT @randalovesbacon: JFK literally got shot in the face https://t.co/8PuhykzQiI Wed Sep 25
  • procrastination in college is writing a 6 page essay exactly two days before it's due simply because you have a gen… https://t.co/8p0BayJKFV Tue Sep 24
  • RT @overtime: Bro caught that without dropping a single ball 😂 (via @j_lenard) https://t.co/8IfeaDifkg Tue Sep 24
  • RT @DrakeandJosh_NC: https://t.co/9CCqLrVbiF Tue Sep 24
  • RT @DrakeandJosh_NC: https://t.co/be2pHiz4tb Tue Sep 24
  • 2nd quarter Chiefs > 3rd quarter Warriors Sun Sep 22
  • can't say i was ready to watch a triple-OT high school football game tonight but hey when life gives you lemons you #sinktheboat Sat Sep 21
  • Happy birthday to the very best twins in the history of the business. Forever grateful that y’all ended up being li… https://t.co/CS2gVm4gML Fri Sep 20
  • so i take it we all gave up on raiding area 51 then Fri Sep 20
  • RT @briannazigs: finally fall now i can really start dressin https://t.co/12JBXUhbhO Thu Sep 19
  • RT @AllenYork: Just wanted to let yall know that the King of R&B has returned, IceJJFish. https://t.co/aENLK6Kg62 Wed Sep 18
  • RT @NFL: The reigning MVP turns 24 today! Join us in wishing @PatrickMahomes a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🚀 #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/qjSc5PyrU7 Tue Sep 17
  • i think college is finally beginning to break me Tue Sep 17
  • *cough* https://t.co/Dw5JjN9SGb Mon Sep 16
  • whoever said no coffee after 3pm clearly never went to college Sun Sep 15
  • RT @BleacherReport: Stefon Diggs with the “Imma head out” SpongeBob kicks 🔥 (via @MACHE275, @Vikings) https://t.co/J8o1isKKBL Sun Sep 15
  • 18 years ago, the terrorist attacks of 9/11 fundamentally changed everything about the world we live in. 18 years l… https://t.co/wIkxN9hruq Wed Sep 11
  • listen i'm a fan of the growing inclusiveness in media but this is what people mean when they say "everyone is too… https://t.co/T59YcVukKx Wed Sep 11
  • RT @teaforpterosaur: "I’m sad to announce that Pennywise is not gay, or even an ally" is my favourite ever quote from an honest to god seri… Wed Sep 11
  • nice. https://t.co/jIKcW1x3e8 Mon Sep 09
  • RT @41Strange: Pencils produced in the 1990s with the anti-drug slogan "Too Cool to Do Drugs" were recalled because, when sharpened, they r… Mon Sep 09
  • don't you dare to this to me with all this injury nonsense Sun Sep 08
  • i got at least 20 people i know willing to kick someone’s ass if you said this to them https://t.co/ikqYoghf3G Sun Sep 08
  • RT @paul_haine: Marvin Gaye with the music and backing vocals removed is astonishing https://t.co/iNbjY7F4bI Sun Sep 08
  • NO https://t.co/z9YV6OEMtV Sat Sep 07
  • antonio brown deciding to go full kyrie “woke” mode is somehow the least shocking part of his behavior the last few weeks Sat Sep 07
  • RT @_kaci_lee: I think my proudest accomplishment is never buying a Juul. Sat Sep 07
  • @hayley1lynn ok fair point it was more like my brain couldn't handle the amount of energy you were throwing at me Fri Sep 06
  • day 179 at pitt state part 2: i just hung out with @hayley1lynn for 4 hours and i think my brain nearly melted out of my skull Fri Sep 06
  • being able to appreciate someone by being jealous of everything they do is a real thing, right Thu Sep 05
  • RT @BetoORourke: https://t.co/v8PzK2aWU9 Wed Sep 04
  • if breaking bad were produced today would walter white have a finsta instead of a second phone Tue Sep 03
  • https://t.co/H9FvA5Zzts Mon Sep 02
  • https://t.co/2e2x3UVntR Sat Aug 31
  • bro i’m TIRED tired Sat Aug 31
  • i have no comment on this i just think it's funny anyone want them tho https://t.co/0Y9txEI606 Fri Aug 30
  • RT @Steve_R_Walker: You've been asked to name this challenge ... What would you name it? https://t.co/MBbKJd2i3c Thu Aug 29
  • RT @isaiahthomas: If he were black he woulda been shot and killed!!! It’s like they was playing tag with him or something smh https://t.co/… Thu Aug 29
  • day 174 at pitt state: here is my roommate making someone cry at ⁦@1wordchrisjones⁩’s show tonight https://t.co/aqBvFzhKKW Thu Aug 29
  • RT @SuperMarioFact: Luigi calls Dr. Fruitcake to discuss Mario's rapidly deteriorating mental state https://t.co/KhxyrRJnCZ Tue Aug 27

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