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ohrightTHATguy
Isaac Bowman 🌐
Aspiring slacker. Social media conquerer. My nickname has a nickname. 2040 Presidential candidate. PSU 'til 2022. Currently at war with @kadencek_. #Bowman2040

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  • can't wait to see people completely disregard this shit in linn county https://t.co/xBZYb5sRpI Mon Jun 29
  • my brain is suddenly stuck thinking about one of my classmates at @pittstate that just so happened to get horribly… https://t.co/EzMBDKLIR3 Mon Jun 29
  • nice try, barry https://t.co/vhHzzuVzlp Mon Jun 29
  • boy we sure fucked this one up huh https://t.co/QeTu238VEV Fri Jun 26
  • Arrest him and charge him with murder. And the others. Firing them is not enough. https://t.co/TXNEJflZ4a Wed Jun 24
  • bro you took an L to k-pop stans https://t.co/fgEM2cQwMh Sun Jun 21
  • oh my fucking god https://t.co/zb8u47oQqV Sun Jun 21
  • i get the impression a lot of people don't like you ngl https://t.co/x2SLvOffBo Thu Jun 18
  • You're talking to yourself, Mr. President. https://t.co/UxCeOPkxrI Wed Jun 17
  • literally nobody: jayden freakin tennis: https://t.co/UQZvK97EdJ Mon Jun 15
  • @alohaitsalanza i'm gonna laugh really hard at all the people who don't know this is mocking #alllivesmatter Sun Jun 14
  • happy birthday to everyone except the president Sun Jun 14
  • RT @jaimetoons: A white couple call the police on me, a person of color, for stencilling a #BLM chalk message on my own front retaining wal… Sat Jun 13
  • WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STILL WANT TO VOTE FOR THIS GUY https://t.co/LV3B6mJtjG Sat Jun 13
  • i didn't tag @jadebr3 for this but i really should have Wed Jun 10
  • and across the globe, millions of white girls felt a chill run through their spines, suddenly faced with the new re… https://t.co/mf0jcc4YI7 Wed Jun 10
  • RT @KolbyNik: This is appalling and hard to watch. If you are nervous to like a retweet something like this to your profile because is coul… Tue Jun 09
  • Disappointed that I couldn't get down to Pittsburg today to take part in this, but I am infinitely proud of this to… https://t.co/ub4H0OydAQ Mon Jun 08
  • hey man i was constantly harrassed for three years in high school and i ended up pretty popular so maybe there's an… https://t.co/YTInW8N6nZ Sun Jun 07
  • i'll give you a dollar if you can guess his skin color before you read the article https://t.co/CfpfGGPSup Sat Jun 06
  • RT @theepictheymer: A THREAD: some people still seem to be having trouble believing that police are instigating violence at the protests,… Thu Jun 04
  • RT @KennyDeForest: My coolest night of comedy was when Chappelle dropped by @ComedyAtTheKnit when @MrWillMiles @theeclarkjones & I were sti… Thu Jun 04
  • Quick reminder that this is the same chick who basically gave a Nazi-style salute at the 2016 Republican National C… https://t.co/f1bJsvTIa1 Thu Jun 04
  • still paying attention to those who chose not to use their social media platforms as a chance to stand in solidarit… https://t.co/lQ5hIIAyrI Tue Jun 02
  • RT @ohrightTHATguy: Gonna keep bumping up my own thread. Please, PLEASE read it. Mon Jun 01
  • Gonna keep bumping up my own thread. Please, PLEASE read it. https://t.co/2BI9UR61x3 Sat May 30
  • ..... https://t.co/Iwj47OMAuI Sat May 30
  • it's been a good run for kansas but i think they finally caught us on this one https://t.co/2nx1jfU15G Sat May 30
  • It is my hope that at the end of all this, we will grow as a nation. Hopefully, the previously silent will begin to… https://t.co/ERPFcCBbZ9 Sat May 30
  • Earlier today, I made a donation towards North Star Health Collective, healthcare workers currently working to trea… https://t.co/goGn2NXhxj Sat May 30
  • Try to reach out and get to know these people. Everyone has a reason for their beliefs, and gaining an understandin… https://t.co/1ZPey1BQWh Sat May 30
  • I challenge people to take this moment in history as a serious opportunity to see things from different points of v… https://t.co/vp5QxcEi3e Sat May 30
  • At the end of the day, I can never truly understand the plight people of color face in this country. I can, however… https://t.co/kgVw1lrHlt Sat May 30
  • Deaths like these piss me off to no end, because we, as white people, can look at ourselves and not feel some sort… https://t.co/9MqvXKGY6I Sat May 30
  • They are absolutely justified in that belief, given the list of innocent people of color who have had their lives t… https://t.co/rdR2ZfBp2E Sat May 30
  • When people say that "black lives matter", it is not an issue of trying to put one race's 'importance' over another… https://t.co/xreB4kkhNo Sat May 30
  • In regards to the arson and theft that took place in Minneapolis over the past few days, I'm conflicted. On one han… https://t.co/GsG1tlJoY5 Sat May 30
  • I'm beyond disappointed in the president for stoking the flames of division last night by saying that "when the loo… https://t.co/n4MzvFAPBr Sat May 30
  • In regards to police brutality, we need people who acknowledge these injustices to enter the force and change it fr… https://t.co/YfcNZgtmYf Sat May 30
  • We have to take action. We need to do more than show our support by posting a picture on social media. We need to e… https://t.co/l2GkuCx647 Sat May 30
  • The difference between previous generations and our generation is simple: we see these crimes. We feel compassion f… https://t.co/qub6xjPo8g Sat May 30
  • Secondly, none of this is new. We've had to face the harsh realities that people of color and minorities face in th… https://t.co/oZwGejbaKA Sat May 30
  • First and foremost, I recognize the obvious: the skin tone I was born with inherently provides me a privilege that… https://t.co/RPr2ucvAsw Sat May 30
  • Due to the riots currently going on all over the country in protest of the unlawful and unwarranted death of George… https://t.co/bOwRRsO3wU Sat May 30
  • motherfucker now we gotta deal with planet of the apes in 2020 too??? https://t.co/kAKW2QJvkQ Fri May 29
  • i live in the timeline where the president of the united states just actively imposed the threat of a military atta… https://t.co/0cknbCAGRc Fri May 29
  • imagine taking pleasure from shitting on other people's happiness lmao Fri May 29
  • RT @JoeBerkowitz: Chris Rock, 2018 https://t.co/0DEGYUI9hY Thu May 28
  • ok boomer https://t.co/xO0HLF1Iro https://t.co/9RidC7mq3J Thu May 28
  • Disgusted at the #GeorgeFloyd incident. We've had years upon years to reflect on other instances of police brutal… https://t.co/QMU72RBoJ0 Wed May 27
  • RT @JohnBoyega: I really fucking hate racists. Wed May 27
  • brb gonna go put bleach in my body as a sign of freedom of expression https://t.co/2bsY87YaBP Wed May 27
  • seeing twitter try to collectively "cancel" jimmy fallon over impersonating chris rock on SNL 20 years ago is a rem… https://t.co/ujMNJ7BFNB Tue May 26
  • RT @Huntrelol: No One: Doc Hudson in the 1954 Piston Cup: https://t.co/UeSV1OjV6O Mon May 25
  • been trying to figure out what the latest internet drama on my instagram feed is and the only things i've gathered… https://t.co/7uKvEhkDeu Sat May 23
  • RT @ahliyahmichelle: their dramatic lying and acting ruins black people’s lives. imagine her phone recording with NO video recording, the c… Thu May 21
  • ngl literally anything from root coffeehouse would smack rn Wed May 20
  • just finished up with finals week BABYYYYYY Thu May 14
  • 🤔 https://t.co/7W8Bdt7R1t Mon May 11
  • https://t.co/BLrv1MZXAL Mon May 11
  • We only got one game? ONE GAME? https://t.co/PZi8FJfxov Thu May 07
  • 2020 has got to be the longest episode of punk'd ever https://t.co/oaIqpyqJ7b Tue May 05
  • good to know that on the day kansas began to open back up, kansas weather reminded all of us that it's the real authority in the state Mon May 04
  • really glad music is bringing back the long saxophone solo with all the other 80’s trends Sun May 03
  • literally just took a test that didn't require the lockdown browser at all and someone managed to get a 2 on it out of 20 Fri May 01
  • alright that's it we're all taking a field trip to get chinese next week https://t.co/IpjWocSfPo Fri May 01
  • georgia is on some crack right now smh https://t.co/2Fr4xbVJPN Thu Apr 30
  • me: it’s not like 2020 could get any worse 2020: https://t.co/oZCSh3rZOx Tue Apr 28
  • officially completely over online school lmao Tue Apr 28
  • RT @NYGovCuomo: I received this letter from a farmer in northeast Kansas. His wife is ill and he is aging. He sent me 1 of 5 N95 masks he… Fri Apr 24
  • i continue to wonder how i understood chemistry concepts easily in high school and yet sit here as dumbfounded as p… https://t.co/NgpR4bWjbi Fri Apr 24
  • RT @OldTakesExposed: Patrick Mahomes (2017) https://t.co/eNm2NA0RoR Thu Apr 23
  • i wonder how much anger i can incite simply by tweeting out "fuck kpop fans" Thu Apr 23
  • can the coronavirus catch itself already i'm officially at the point of losing my mind Mon Apr 20
  • https://t.co/OSqVbDlVk4 Mon Apr 20
  • stay inside idiots smh https://t.co/0DD1UDoalW Mon Apr 20
  • woke up to mac miller on shuffle and now i'm sad Sun Apr 19
  • quarantine is so damn boring you can't even be happy it's the weekend anymore Sat Apr 18
  • RT @Curtis_Cook: I’d kill your kids myself if they’d let me. Fri Apr 17
  • just waiting for the headline in a few days of "Protesters Who Opposed COVID-19 Stay-at-Home Laws Get Infected With… https://t.co/VzLsBbgCup Wed Apr 15
  • RT @giveitupfor15: GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 https://t.co/EyWUKLAbcQ Wed Apr 15
  • @jadebr3 it was worth it🤷🏽‍♂️ Wed Apr 15
  • if i burn down the hype house, would that delete tiktok forever Tue Apr 14
  • i just wish i had as much conviction in my voice as joe exotic does when he calls carole baskin a bitch Tue Apr 14
  • Bullshit. https://t.co/9nFf7whDbJ Tue Apr 14
  • why did we have to get the boring version of the apocalypse i wanted zombies, not a flu that only makes people sick if it feels like it Sun Apr 12
  • i still can’t believe you people actively voted for this man https://t.co/UHNs0R5UqX Sat Apr 11
  • bold opinion: i miss my friends Fri Apr 10
  • the fact that colin kaepernick is even trending right now is a testament to just how good @SuperToughScene did with this one Thu Apr 09
  • RT @nowthisnews: Obama warned Americans about preparing for a global pandemic back in 2014 https://t.co/y5POSneuvg Thu Apr 09
  • @hayley1lynn they were bound to think of it anyway Wed Apr 08
  • imagine if they cancelled snow days in the future and replaced them with zoom Wed Apr 08
  • day 8 of online classes: our fucking chem teacher's house /caught on fire/ so lord only knows how we're supposed to do this anymore lmao Wed Apr 08
  • @jadebr3 then why have you never shown me a quote list ms. tennis Wed Apr 08
  • @alohaitsalanza quote list infringement Wed Apr 08
  • ok now I’m DEFINITELY suing @alohaitsalanza for copyright infringement Wed Apr 08
  • slowly coming to terms with the fact that every girl i know is either striving to become tiktok famous, a nurse, or both Wed Apr 08
  • i'm suing @kateee_15 for copyright infringement on finals bingo Tue Apr 07
  • carole baskins that dirty bitch https://t.co/Nnp09lAYfq Sun Apr 05
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/tn8b6qpd5Q Sun Apr 05
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/cWfvgkb9mx Sun Apr 05
  • RT @VictoriousOoC: https://t.co/XkJ58HldIU Sun Apr 05
  • RT @HectortheFox95: https://t.co/gp2ILCH6Ia Sat Apr 04
  • RT @sarcasm_box: dumbass bitch https://t.co/HljvZ9M2Zv Sat Apr 04
  • it has occurred to me that i can say "happy 4/20" for the entire month Sat Apr 04
  • someone tell future and drake that they, in fact, should not be spending 2 or 3 weeks out the country Sat Apr 04
  • you don’t Thu Apr 02
  • Learning how to cope with online school in a COVID-19 world, a thread: Thu Apr 02
  • day 3 of online classes: honestly increasingly tempted to just wing this shit Wed Apr 01
  • really gonna need fort scott to convert fort cinema into a drive-in theater for the next couple months so i can retain my sanity Tue Mar 31
  • can coronavirus just blow this 3-1 lead already so we can all get back to normal life Tue Mar 31
  • i'm here for life advice for the entirety of corona hell (note: in most circumstances do not take my life advice) https://t.co/O3xolXuRMX Tue Mar 31
  • my internet exploded halfway through my first zoom class and the teacher wouldn't let me back in so i love this for myself Mon Mar 30
  • me, still fully awake despite knowing damn good and well i have to do all this online zoom shit in 10 hours https://t.co/dAzVT1nTzr Mon Mar 30
  • This entire thread may be a brand new low for the Trump Administration. And that says a lot. https://t.co/59hCi48XRz Sun Mar 29
  • @alohaitsalanza @tacobell who are you and what have you done with the real alanna barrett Sun Mar 29
  • RT @GovLauraKelly: As part of ongoing efforts to limit the spread of COVID-19 in Kansas, today I issued Executive Order 20-16, making Kansa… Sat Mar 28
  • @gabriellestraha try being a caddy at least if you get bored you can run over people with the golf cart Sat Mar 28
  • life is scary right now but least my animal crossing town is thriving Fri Mar 27
  • this is also a graph showing how many people in missouri bandwagoned onto the royals in 2015 compared to kansas https://t.co/qc7Aqi1rtU Thu Mar 26
  • self-isolation has everyone so bored they can't even think of good instagram captions anymore Tue Mar 24
  • someone check on @KammieDavis https://t.co/3euolgNbJ0 Sun Mar 22
  • RT @OmariJHardy: Things got heated last night, but I don't regret one word. We could've directed the City Mgr to stop shutoffs last week,… Sat Mar 21
  • fuck it i'm gonna buy animal crossing Sat Mar 21
  • lord only knows everyone across the damn country needs this lmao https://t.co/apQp2LoWWN Thu Mar 19
  • oh HELL no catch me inside for the rest of the month lmao https://t.co/q9LQ9KOqo0 Thu Mar 19
  • really missed out on an opportunity for a 4/20 joke in these trying times https://t.co/l5NhkN2IDX Thu Mar 19
  • the longest con of my life https://t.co/nvJ22pSubc Wed Mar 18
  • My heart hurts for... well, every single Class of 2020 in the area. Whether it's Jayhawk-Linn, Pleasanton, Prairie… https://t.co/faD6JIiaOC Tue Mar 17
  • "social distancing" is going to be the death of me within a week i swear Tue Mar 17
  • it's times like these where i wish i had even just *one* brother or sister Tue Mar 17
  • man the last 4 days have been one long fucking year Mon Mar 16
  • ???? https://t.co/y5QuXz0nRs Mon Mar 16
  • Don't be the motherfucker who killed the man who made Blazing Saddles by spreading coronavirus. Otherwise,… https://t.co/NsvsYB3GUJ Mon Mar 16
  • saying it early: if anyone makes any "i have coronavirus" jokes for april fools day, they're cancelled for the rest of the year Sun Mar 15
  • #NewProfilePic https://t.co/eR0HAh0fAH Sun Mar 15
  • RT @colesprouse: Everyone criticizing the US response to the corona crisis or our healthcare should really take the time to consider listen… Fri Mar 13
  • RT @goodbeanalt: real life is gonna put the onion out of business https://t.co/rywMrOzduh Fri Mar 13
  • for the foreseeable future, i will now be giving the wakanda salute to everyone instead of handshakes or fist bumps Fri Mar 13
  • fuck it who wants to move to Antarctica to hide from corona Thu Mar 12
  • i never thought I’d say this but I miss 2019 with a passion Thu Mar 12
  • @dale_kain touché Thu Mar 12
  • why do i have the scariest feeling that @dale_kain is gonna go back to mound town and somehow spread the coronavirus Thu Mar 12
  • RT @tomhanks: https://t.co/pgybgIYJdG Thu Mar 12
  • i'll be real here if the average score on an exam is a 60%, it doesn't mean the students have failed, it means the… https://t.co/cRXBvLidsz Wed Mar 11
  • was anyone watching them this season anyway https://t.co/wY32VncJZ4 Wed Mar 11
  • @hayley1lynn https://t.co/B62oTLZSss Tue Mar 10
  • i’m just glad I don’t have to see the bachelor/ette in my feed for the next few months after tonight Tue Mar 10
  • i hope baby nut died Mon Mar 09
  • RT @JoelEmbiid: JOËL “DO A 180” EMBIID https://t.co/reO1V3nCQt Thu Mar 05
  • mike bloomberg really spent $500 million to get as many delegates as people who watched CATS in theaters Wed Mar 04
  • College is maybe the most physically and mentally draining it’s been so far this semester, but I find myself... enj… https://t.co/4ZSlVRQULd Fri Feb 28
  • there’s a small hands joke somewhere in here https://t.co/4icv9G16xV Tue Feb 25
  • RT @barstoolsports: Shaq: “I told Kobe there’s no I in team” Kobe: “I know but there’s a “ME” in that mothafucka” Legend. https://t.co/65… Mon Feb 24
  • RT @SportsCenter: Ouch 💥 #WilderFury2 https://t.co/SaoC7UBqxN Sun Feb 23
  • note to self: delay all future planned trips to manhattan by a week Sun Feb 23
  • clearly I missed out on an “influenza b” meme but i’m glad I’m missing out Fri Feb 21
  • what the fuck is this hashtag lebron https://t.co/hKa6HdlVZI Wed Feb 19
  • I didn't think someone could do worse than Fergie. I was wrong. Mon Feb 17
  • nobody: girls posting pictures of themselves from like, two years ago: wE wErE bAbIeS Sat Feb 15
  • chemistry may very well be the mental death of me this semester Wed Feb 12
  • RT @Xarlable: https://t.co/PvOrYW0giJ Tue Feb 11
  • gonna need billie eilish to record a studio version of Yesterday as soon as yesterday please and thank you Mon Feb 10
  • i might be taking a personal field trip to manhattan next week still not sure though 🤷🏾‍♂️ Sun Feb 09
  • Any idiot can win a one-man race. https://t.co/BKa9XSCFhF Fri Feb 07
  • james harden: my aspirations to get a diploma and eventually enter my field to make good money and a living javale… https://t.co/OBzmb0jJWB Fri Feb 07
  • this is about to be the greatest championship parade in any sport lmao https://t.co/zuj4oAHY5n Wed Feb 05
  • For as much as I'd love to be in KC for the parade tomorrow... man, I got too many online classes hitting me with d… https://t.co/E7y1ryX6dF Tue Feb 04
  • .@PatrickMahomes just overcame the Madden curse. He’s unstoppable. Mon Feb 03
  • CHAMPIONSHIP VIBES IN THE AIR Mon Feb 03
  • I want to punt #BabyNut. Mon Feb 03
  • BREELANDDDDDD Mon Feb 03
  • even when he’s not in the super bowl Tom Brady found a way for me to fucking hate him Mon Feb 03
  • Ride or die with KC tonight. Simple as that. Sun Feb 02
  • one thing will be certain after tonight: win or lose, everyone in kansas is drinking tonight lmao Sun Feb 02
  • RT @SportsCenter: The Philippines pay tribute to Kobe and Gianna Bryant with this incredible basketball court mural. https://t.co/4nmBCybtWI Tue Jan 28
  • RT @UConnWBB: Mambacita is forever a Husky 💙 https://t.co/3wdAbdK0Ye Tue Jan 28
  • mood. https://t.co/cB5EeJ92r7 Mon Jan 27
  • RT @wojespn: Sources: Kobe Bryant was on his way to a travel basketball game with his daughter Gianna when the helicopter crashed. Those ab… Sun Jan 26
  • oh MOTHERFUCKER https://t.co/yyBlmr5S8I Sun Jan 26
  • @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews shut up kobe died Sun Jan 26
  • there had better be another person named kobe bryant in the world that just so happened to be on a helicopter in ca… https://t.co/Yr2ajgczgX Sun Jan 26
  • Holy shit. https://t.co/bGhVze0TMv Sun Jan 26
  • RT @BerniceKing: https://t.co/8someM3rbV Sat Jan 25
  • the poet the poem https://t.co/D7sFiVqK2D Fri Jan 24
  • seasonal depression high-key on the verge of winning this year Fri Jan 24
  • this is currently the header to a vector graphics class i'm enrolled in at pitt state send help https://t.co/TNCzbhSWCS Thu Jan 23
  • @alohaitsalanza there’s probably a snowflake joke somewhere in here but I’m too busy thriving in 30 degree weather to think of it Wed Jan 22
  • brb checking how much tickets cost for KU/K-State on February 29th Wed Jan 22
  • Like I said. Championship vibes. https://t.co/W2jSgRnZQq Sun Jan 19
  • IS THERE ANYTHING MAHOMES CAN’T DO Sun Jan 19
  • i would post a crying cerrone to the instagram but really the jordan face should go to anyone who paid money to wat… https://t.co/KA70K5Cd0C Sun Jan 19
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/6jlXxL0DEL Sat Jan 18
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/NNjr7HdgFK Sat Jan 18
  • RT @scienceshitpost: https://t.co/oa7NQgKUgP Sat Jan 18
  • i deeply miss mac miller and it's only been 6 minutes of this album Fri Jan 17
  • gonna need mother nature to get her shit together real quick Fri Jan 17
  • RT @JeopardySports: If you thought daily doubles were hard on Brad Rutter, listen to what James Holzhauer says #JeopardyGOAT https://t.co/H… Thu Jan 16
  • Not gonna lie, getting BIG 2015 Royals vibes out of this team. I mean, come on, losing to established champions th… https://t.co/wXXywFalXs Sun Jan 12
  • RT @SportsCenter: Patrick Mahomes is the first player in NFL history with 300 Pass yards, 50 Rush yards and 5 Pass TD in a playoff game 🔥… Sun Jan 12

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