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stealthygeek
Patrick S. Tomlinson
Author. Pundit. NASA's Unexplained Files contributor on @sciencechannel. STARSHIP REPO and GATE CRASHERS from @torbooks. THE ARK trilogy from @angryrobotbooks.

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  • @RudyGiuliani Do you need someone to come and get you? Fri Sep 20
  • @jlvallas @lilibet1968 It's been a singular term for 600 years. Fri Sep 20
  • @WiGovPR You know what? That came out wrong. He was a great teacher, very engaged and motivated. He taught us the r… https://t.co/HJH6cVY93d Fri Sep 20
  • @WiGovPR The difference between me and my high school English teacher is I have five books in print. Fri Sep 20
  • I don't know who needs to hear this, but language evolves, and dictionaries are always the last to know. Fri Sep 20
  • @claymationdonk @JustinTrudeau Also he gave America this picture. https://t.co/GAmRCfGWng Fri Sep 20
  • @weirdmedicine It was like watching your team carry the lead deep into the game and blow it in the 4th quarter. Fri Sep 20
  • @MrStanwyk That was never two words... Fri Sep 20
  • @tcsnovel @aspeed It fucking isn't. Fri Sep 20
  • @claymationdonk @JustinTrudeau Yeah but he can plank so shut up. Fri Sep 20
  • @PamelaDrew If you're talking about people like Reality Winner and Chelsea Manning, they were not whistleblowers. T… https://t.co/VfqB1QYEQ9 Fri Sep 20
  • I feel like I just witnessed an exorcism. https://t.co/o7aQjokg1L Fri Sep 20
  • @scottlynch78 @cbn2 @ChuckWendig You damn well know James Garner was a crazed meth head. Fri Sep 20
  • I was watching the Cubs/Cards game. Did Giuliani crap himself? Fri Sep 20
  • @SisterChromatid @PersuasivePR You're forgetting the LEAKING those Moscow prostitutes did. Fri Sep 20
  • @the_je85 @NRA Ah. Agreed. Carry on. Just not openly. Fri Sep 20
  • It would be funny if a whistleblower finally took Trump down after his years of dog-whistling. https://t.co/9Nfb7NFJXk Fri Sep 20
  • @TheRickWilson It would be funny if a whistleblower finally took Trump down after his years of dog-whistling. Fri Sep 20
  • Writers. What's your most irritating "How is this still hyphenated?" word? Mine is Light-Year. Are you kidding me?… https://t.co/5b3A1GHGxo Fri Sep 20
  • @cbn2 @ChuckWendig Because there was supposed to be a 5th season where we would get into the Earth/Romulan War and… https://t.co/6BkLjQrs8K Fri Sep 20
  • A great scene in an otherwise confused mess of a movie. But there are always gems if you look: Floyd Lawton shows D… https://t.co/WRx2eyXsAq Fri Sep 20
  • @the_je85 @NRA One of us is confused. Fri Sep 20
  • I told you it was going to be this bad. I fucking told you. Thu Sep 19
  • Tehran University was threatened by President Rouhani's regime today to stop teaching Judaism too positively or ris… https://t.co/BjJOlggWof Thu Sep 19
  • I wish my trolls would erroneously credit me with the creation of major television properties... https://t.co/viXIWgMdEu Thu Sep 19
  • @ChuckWendig I wish my trolls would erroneously credit me with the creation of major television properties... Thu Sep 19
  • So has the coffee boy who took over for Jared Kushner delivered Middle East peace yet? Thu Sep 19
  • RT @melisscaru: Thor: *Throws hammer offscreen* Thor: *Holds out hand expectantly for Mjolnir to return* (Time passes) (Thor starts to look… Thu Sep 19
  • @davidmweissman Colt literally stopped production due to lack of demand. Thu Sep 19
  • @NRA Sold so many Colt had to stop making them. Thu Sep 19
  • This is the correct procedure when you discover an author you like. @torbooks @angryrobotbooks #amreading… https://t.co/0LxcYIEGdm Thu Sep 19
  • @RawStory Nothing screams innocent like restricting the pool of potential witnesses. Thu Sep 19
  • Nothing screams innocent like restricting the pool of potential witnesses. https://t.co/UjZV8Ao4vn Thu Sep 19
  • Just saying because Trudeau was 30 in 2001. Thu Sep 19
  • Hey folks, my latest novel from @torbooks is dangerously close to 50 reviews on Amazon. STARSHIP REPO delivers the… https://t.co/PMjNE1JpGW Thu Sep 19
  • @smesawhite What were you before that? Thu Sep 19
  • RT @TheOnion: Cubs Team Doctor Recommends Anthony Rizzo Rehab Injured Ankle By Engaging In Light Physical Activities Like Baseball https://… Thu Sep 19
  • Fellow white people, raise your hand if you knew wearing blackface was wrong by the time you turned 30. Thu Sep 19
  • I'm losing count of these things. They just don't learn. https://t.co/1f2BWlHDYK Thu Sep 19
  • @donttrythis No but airliner cockpits really should be. Thu Sep 19
  • I just don't know about this cat, you guys. https://t.co/HrKxaGcxgA Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat And you're just a lying troll. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat I've never had to lie to any of you about anything, child. And I never will. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat I really do. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat Nah, you're not. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat I understand why you are so desperate to believe that, child. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat Wrong again, child. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat Wrong again, child. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat Yes, child. It only has. You only lose. I always win. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat You have never said a true thing about me, child. Your broken egos require you to believe falsehoods. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat No, child, it doesn't. You've been trying to damage me for over a year and have only strengthened me. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat And it will get shut down even faster than the last time, with fewer and fewer subscribers, just as it… https://t.co/cLd5vry3WZ Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat No, child. That's why I end all of your subreddits. Just as I'm going to end your account. Again. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat I don't care what you post, child. You're irrelevant. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat And I will just take it away before anyone sees anything you post, child. Thu Sep 19
  • @is_deadbeat You just don't learn from your mistakes, huh child? Thu Sep 19
  • @GeekIthy @Chess_1967 @Ford Wrong as always, child. My mother was very loving an supportive, and if I wanted your a… https://t.co/EKgSjoCnc9 Thu Sep 19
  • @JDSulli So they can boot him from PM? Thu Sep 19
  • @gypsycrayons @OhNoSheTwitnt Eva Braun survived the bunker. Thu Sep 19
  • RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Stephen Miller’s girlfriend’s favorite sex positions are reverse racism and doggie whistle style. Thu Sep 19
  • @HelgaBaumgardne Hey, you got the "you're" right history in time to be blocked! Sorry, Helga, Russian bots don't get to follow me. Thu Sep 19
  • Trump: "Knowing all of this, is anyone dumb enough to believe I would say something inappropriate to a foreign lead… https://t.co/rm9zbOfToP Thu Sep 19
  • @garolb It's their one weakness. Thu Sep 19
  • Okay, friends familiar with Parliamentary systems, help me out here. Bibi lost big and can only scrape up 55 seats… https://t.co/Ksfub5GJBK Thu Sep 19
  • @dynamicsymmetry You're only attracted to Demi Moore? I can see that. Thu Sep 19
  • @NatalieGABand Like every horrible belief since Trump was elected, they're not being secret anymore. Thu Sep 19
  • @AOC @SamSykesSwears https://t.co/C7sRapHeFQ Thu Sep 19
  • Whelp, that's the end of that stupid argument. Suck it, dinosaurs. https://t.co/RS9UUMoqwF Thu Sep 19
  • @Bitencourt2000 @AbhinavBalyan @realDonaldTrump Very well. I've been laughing at you traitors every day for more th… https://t.co/uV4FmIxh1d Thu Sep 19
  • @C_Morgs65 Ah. Perfect. Thu Sep 19
  • @C_Morgs65 What were you doing before? I could have sworn it was kinda like editing. Thu Sep 19
  • @jlvallas @maerlyn99 https://t.co/2YJbAjb2tz Thu Sep 19
  • @PrinceJvstin Detroit deserves to be in the conversation. Thu Sep 19
  • @HelgaBaumgardne Sorry, "Helga," but I don't take sexism accusations from supporters of a sexual predator seriously… https://t.co/2eT2uj4Sbp Thu Sep 19
  • Schiff is not happy. https://t.co/mHhY7bTw81 Thu Sep 19
  • Someone is dating Stephen Miller. I thought Eva Braun died in the bunker. Thu Sep 19
  • An affirmative action hire, then. https://t.co/3EUZ1Lnt2Y Thu Sep 19
  • As well you should. #amwriting #amreading #amreadingscifi https://t.co/Z4iHvhkqj7 Thu Sep 19
  • @CheriJacobus I thought Eva Braun had died in the bunker. Thu Sep 19
  • RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: @realDonaldTrump You took a call from Stuttering John on Air Force One. Thu Sep 19
  • Of course Barr was directly involved. Preventing justice what he was hired for. https://t.co/VJl0vT0Isx Thu Sep 19
  • @realDonaldTrump Then release the report, traitor. Thu Sep 19
  • It was a great gag, but by the time the book was in editing, the show had been cancelled, so it wouldn't work by th… https://t.co/F0cgBVuZME Thu Sep 19
  • They say "Kill your darlings." Writers, what was your favorite thing that had to be cut? Mine was a joke in GATE C… https://t.co/exWdsuLGBL Thu Sep 19
  • @20committee Trump secretly sold Alaska back to Russia in exchange for asylum and a gold plated Moscow penthouse. You heard it here first. Thu Sep 19
  • @landis_melinda That's why I think it was Coats. Not only was he forced out, but he told his deputy she had to resign right now and she did. Thu Sep 19
  • @MariBXBKgirl It's the cumulative damage that is going to end him. Thu Sep 19
  • @SageHillfarms Death of a thousand cuts. He's never really gotten a pass. Everything has stuck to him. Trouble keep… https://t.co/Joxy10hEtw Thu Sep 19
  • In this case, the silence really is deafening. https://t.co/cBI9SSiN7j Thu Sep 19
  • Whatever scenario you're imagining, the whistleblower complaint is worse. Thu Sep 19
  • Look, a random house penguin at Penguin Random House. #amwriting #amreading https://t.co/Og76c1mY1m Thu Sep 19
  • @Richard_Kadrey Oh look, a random house penguin. Thu Sep 19
  • @dalehuntington @tariqrauf You know what you did. Thu Sep 19
  • The thing about whistleblowers is they, ah... come forward whether you want them to or not. It's kinda their whole… https://t.co/x3RDBVni4V Thu Sep 19
  • Reminder that Stephen Miller is five years younger than I am. https://t.co/WK08wg4pwe Thu Sep 19
  • @MollyJongFast God he's five years younger than I am. Thu Sep 19
  • @Airmit106 That's kinda the point. Thu Sep 19
  • @jessphoenix2018 @cnni @CNN When is it's show? Thu Sep 19
  • @CharlesAlbon Yeeeeeah... Thu Sep 19
  • @tariqrauf "We need a way to quickly and safely trim back trees from high power electrical lines." [Dale's hand sho… https://t.co/KTCgls3COT Thu Sep 19
  • Can't wait to be called antisemitic for hating on the guy who [checks notes] 73% of Israelis voted against. Thu Sep 19
  • @SamSykesSwears Can confirm. Thu Sep 19
  • @NPR Not embracing fascists and traitors for any reason. Thu Sep 19
  • Oh please let this be the end of him. https://t.co/E9pnxmYw1S Thu Sep 19
  • "We need a way to quickly and safely trim back trees from high power electrical lines." [Dale's hand shoots up.] "A… https://t.co/L5BRMFZS3Q Thu Sep 19
  • @joerogan @TheComedyStore @CheetoSantino @JimGaffigan @billburr .@LaraBeitz is a comedy warrior. Thu Sep 19
  • Forgot about this one. https://t.co/Bhy94Ta9wo Thu Sep 19
  • @thejoshkim1 @AsherLangton Forgot about that one. Thu Sep 19
  • @BrandyLJensen That is... not appetizing. Thu Sep 19
  • @DanoPinyon That's not the smug grin of a troll. That's the resigned face of someone who's trying to avoid the inevitable. Thu Sep 19
  • You, maybe. I fully expect Trump promised to sell Alaska back to Russia in exchange for asylum levels of treason. https://t.co/FCGrHMHle0 Thu Sep 19
  • @57stratreissue Better to be lucky than good. Thu Sep 19
  • What world leader did Trump make promises to that sparked a whistleblower report the administration is currently il… https://t.co/Q3fpQa9dmV Thu Sep 19
  • @alixspurlock @TryChick Sexism! Thu Sep 19
  • Has she seen like, any Marvel or DC movie? You know, the ones making all the money? https://t.co/HcqZJl7IFE Thu Sep 19
  • You all know who Trump made a promise to. You all know. https://t.co/7OM6mjOTSl Thu Sep 19
  • RT @JarrodMartin83: @stealthygeek https://t.co/Y6GCrYLdgb Thu Sep 19
  • @close_michael @Bibliogato When I fuck up, I cop to it. Thu Sep 19
  • No. I have noticed the average life span is too short. #amreading #amwriting https://t.co/ebrU5oJJuR Thu Sep 19
  • @McKelvie No. I have noticed the average life span is too short. Thu Sep 19
  • This photo should be the new Nixon waving peace signs before he gets on the helicopter. #dumptrump #anyonebuttrump https://t.co/vJr9MAzlJs Thu Sep 19
  • @BErtNotBurt @CallMeMisterD Robert Kraft pays more. Thu Sep 19
  • @DukeMukey Yes, child. It is. Thu Sep 19
  • @DukeMukey Yes, child. They do. Thu Sep 19
  • @DukeMukey This is why your subreddits keep getting banned after less than a day, child. Thu Sep 19
  • @DukeMukey Not a learner, I see. Thu Sep 19
  • Oopsie doodles. https://t.co/vUB3wRXlHN Thu Sep 19
  • @cynicalxray Absolutely nothing. Thu Sep 19
  • @abaronofsky He doesn't. Thu Sep 19
  • @WileyAustin @robinsonwriters Wrong again, child. Thu Sep 19
  • @WileyAustin @robinsonwriters No, really. What, specifically, should I be embarrassed about in that comedy video? Show your work. Thu Sep 19
  • @WileyAustin @robinsonwriters For... what? Thu Sep 19
  • Trump boarding Air Force One after a fundraiser in California with cash literally falling out of his pockets. Mean… https://t.co/ZDg6AOFnlr Thu Sep 19
  • @reuterspictures @tombrennerphoto This is just a little too on brand. Thu Sep 19
  • Literally lining his pockets. https://t.co/k6PClRCsTp Thu Sep 19
  • Locking Briefcases is my new Ska band. Thu Sep 19
  • Jacob Wohl keeps popping back into my timeline and I legitimately thought we'd already arrested that little prick. Thu Sep 19
  • @BPatisms Did you see the "Ritz Carlton" bathroom? Thu Sep 19
  • @snarkofthebeast It's all just so... weird. Thu Sep 19
  • @kimboo_york He's looking at only conjugal visits for the next 10-15 years anyway. Thu Sep 19
  • This kid should be in the dictionary next to the entry for affluenza. Thu Sep 19
  • @SirajAHashmi "When a man needed to commit securities fraud before he was old enough to drink? He had a locking bri… https://t.co/ADQPPlhSqh Thu Sep 19
  • @AsherLangton "When a man needed to commit securities fraud before he was old enough to drink? He had a locking bri… https://t.co/kXVTtVc5Sa Thu Sep 19
  • "When a man needed to commit securities fraud before he was old enough to drink? He had a locking briefcase. Tried… https://t.co/Sw1BoPbXAW Thu Sep 19
  • @TheRickWilson Did the leprechaun make bail already? Thu Sep 19
  • @Bibliogato https://t.co/JViB38Dk7H Thu Sep 19
  • Who would climb a wall they can walk around? https://t.co/MphmakUJVr Wed Sep 18
  • @Clownfeet53 I love that movie. Wed Sep 18
  • I'm not deleting this tweet, because I don't think erasing mistakes works like that. But I am linking to my apology. https://t.co/JViB38Dk7H Wed Sep 18
  • I'd like to apologize to @Bibliogato. Earlier, she tweeted positive things about her home, Philadelphia, including… https://t.co/WEHZUl8y1y Wed Sep 18
  • @NotLikeFreddy And then a Philly fan ate it. Wed Sep 18
  • @Bibliogato You said the sports fans grow on you. I said I don't see how that's possible considering they're the wo… https://t.co/hlzArsetTP Wed Sep 18
  • Better the 2nd time. #MarriageIn4Words Wed Sep 18
  • You can't have a fair competition without rules. You can't have a sport without referees. Without them, it's just t… https://t.co/oaVQzexZzq Wed Sep 18
  • @mimgraceduckitt https://t.co/PqQwCzY9iS Wed Sep 18
  • @shaunduke @LabyrinthRat That's more than half. Wed Sep 18
  • @SwopePutney Facts hurt. Wed Sep 18
  • @shaunduke @LabyrinthRat Did you know that more than half the population doesn't even have a live-in maid? Wed Sep 18
  • @reginacalabrese I'm totally cool with Pittsburgh. Good city, good fans. Philly is fucking crazy. Wed Sep 18
  • Someone posted a defense of horseshit-eating, battery-throwing, Philly sports fans and their endless shit-talking.… https://t.co/4MrxQp3i3N Wed Sep 18
  • GM employees made significant concessions to their labor contracts when the company was teetering ten years ago. No… https://t.co/FAfXoSKnhC Wed Sep 18
  • @samanthaistan @Bibliogato Well I'm not "eat horseshit after a championship" fun, I'll give you that. Wed Sep 18
  • @bethilyssa @Bibliogato Then you're going to love Bill Burr. Wed Sep 18
  • @jessphoenix2018 God is high as balls. Wed Sep 18
  • @TryChick Not at all. Wed Sep 18
  • There was a book about this... https://t.co/MQi4rgX4X0 Wed Sep 18
  • @bethilyssa @Bibliogato This illustrates my point rather succinctly. Wed Sep 18
  • @DJkiddm Pretty sure I'm doing it exactly right. Wed Sep 18
  • @CatSWrites Most of the sex I've had did not advance my character development. Just sayin'. Wed Sep 18
  • Most of the sex I've had did not advance my character development. Just sayin'. https://t.co/4iWGGh8KXJ Wed Sep 18
  • When people argue taking down Confederate monuments erases history, remember it's not the history of slavery's atro… https://t.co/O2fNQWCbAm Wed Sep 18
  • @BrianWa77671816 @RamieIsTweeting "Globalists" is an autoblock. Wed Sep 18
  • @Bibliogato These are not attributes that will grow on me. Wed Sep 18
  • @Bibliogato The fans throw batteries at their own players and eat horseshit off the street when they win. Wed Sep 18
  • @HauptmannHansa @tadethompson @E_H_Carpenter @BrandSanderson @misterkristoff @AmieKaufman @scalzi Let me help you w… https://t.co/dCcV50y6W8 Wed Sep 18
  • We are in agreement. https://t.co/ObC65CheWb Wed Sep 18
  • I saw this movie. Ryan Reynolds dies in the first half hour. https://t.co/DugEcOIjDA Wed Sep 18
  • Yes, please. https://t.co/fBvEObeLvY Wed Sep 18
  • @Jax_Gracie @MykeCole @SamSykesSwears @nachosarah @nbcchicago Whisker oil. Wed Sep 18
  • This timeline is broken. https://t.co/W5GIMCVKkQ Wed Sep 18
  • @crashwong Called it. Wed Sep 18
  • Respond with your go-to, all-time favorite gif. I'll go first. https://t.co/MG4QS8rJgB Wed Sep 18
  • RT @blainecapatch: a good comedian should be able to read the room and the room is 2019 Wed Sep 18
  • @ChrisVL @GOP Oh, I know. Just setting up the I told you so. Wed Sep 18
  • So, Benjamin Netanyahu doubled down on his cozy relationship with Trump, amped up the racism and Islamophobia to ab… https://t.co/aPNqfIcF3L Wed Sep 18
  • Someone forgot their English classes. https://t.co/12IMpS2KDG Wed Sep 18
  • @RobertFiore1 @Ford ...maybe. Wed Sep 18
  • @navahw I was once told I can't have the senior discount on movie tickets. I'm 39. Wed Sep 18
  • @crashwong Well? Are you? Wed Sep 18
  • @suzie_sze There was. I've never had this experience from a Taco Bell before. Definitely the exception to the rule. Wed Sep 18
  • @tonyposnanski But can your art holster a gun by my crotch? Wed Sep 18
  • Trump's polls collapsing. Hong Kong's government caving to protesters, Putin losing more than half his majority, Ne… https://t.co/qzEujzKxq2 Wed Sep 18
  • @DrDenaGrayson Last I heard he's stitched together 55 of the 61 seats he needs to maintain his majority and therefore Premiership. Wed Sep 18
  • I lost three pounds in six hours with just one Taco Bell chalupa. Ask me how. Wed Sep 18
  • @Chess_1967 @GeekIthy It's new and not long for this world. Wed Sep 18
  • @iamtomcee This was different from every visit to Taco Bell. Wed Sep 18
  • @reginacalabrese @Chickenlegs61 I feel like my guts were beaten with roofing hammers. Wed Sep 18
  • Figured now was a good time for a weigh-in and I'm down three pounds. This is totally healthy and sustainable. Wed Sep 18
  • @DelilahSDawson I was told the program was pulled after Little Sebastian's death. Wed Sep 18
  • @Chess_1967 @GeekIthy @Ford It's not a parody. It's a cyberstalker. Wed Sep 18

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