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Scott
Father of four, husband to one. Data, baseball, cooking. Follows anyone with a 25% ratio of animal tweets.

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  • @jonslater37 Start the reactor. Wed Dec 07
  • @ChakaKrahn Preston between Dairy Market and Preston Plaza, please! Wed Dec 07
  • Travel and Leisure still alive and thriving in the Twitter advertiser Thunderdome. Tue Dec 06
  • @rcooper Yes Starbucks probably dooms any patio dreams, which were doomed anyway in this town 😂 Tue Dec 06
  • @jakefmooney It reminds me of the design of the Anna’s pizza strip, only this area would have infinitely more foot traffic? Tue Dec 06
  • I feel like businesses in this location would be better off with patio seating rather than a few parking spots. https://t.co/rrr7Lm06Yn Tue Dec 06
  • @Kittenfish817 1, 11, 7. Tue Dec 06
  • NY Post headline: “Great Match, Messi PKs for Japan” Mon Dec 05
  • @LionelKitchy You know it man they got the best games https://t.co/fJidOndau1 Mon Dec 05
  • @mtgillikin My oldest (11 yo girl) loves Animal Crossing. Mon Dec 05
  • @danorlovsky7 @Lions Hopefully they don’t take the proverbial step out of the back of the end zone. Mon Dec 05
  • @desirosie Desi, they’re on amphetamines. Mon Dec 05
  • @LionelKitchy Manatees are the reason I worked so hard to make outboard motors illegal. Mon Dec 05
  • @LionelKitchy Good vibes buddy. 🤙 Mon Dec 05
  • Number 11-100 is The Hunt For Red October Sun Dec 04
  • I could try to improve on this but I probably wouldn’t just go sideways. Goodfellas Thin Red Line Groundhog Day Ju… https://t.co/Og5SD0JdfY Sun Dec 04
  • @mtgillikin What games are the big hits? Sun Dec 04
  • Hmmm I’ll bite - corporations have chipped away at employee benefits and wages for decades, while fighting for tax… https://t.co/bTslh69wHk Sun Dec 04
  • @erinleeryan Your account is ASPIRATIONAL. ❤️ Sun Dec 04
  • Watching the exploits of childless accounts is just wild, man. The hobbies, the TIME. 😍 Sun Dec 04
  • @mtgillikin But filling up the Staples parking lot makes it look like a thriving use of downtown property! Sun Dec 04
  • @kenzianidiot Me and who? Sun Dec 04
  • @_B___S Lakeland Terrier drinking. Sat Dec 03
  • @xtalphone Ok spoken for so I’ll take this down. Thanks! Sat Dec 03
  • There was a day where instead of this making me ashamed or pumping me up I just starting finding it funny and sad a… https://t.co/r6xc3joiMW Sat Dec 03
  • @xtalphone Sure! Waiting to hear back from someone else and will let you know! Sat Dec 03
  • @xtalphone Yes! Sat Dec 03
  • I’m so sorry I didn’t attach a photo! https://t.co/J5zN4acKoN Sat Dec 03
  • @HOORAL91 This story gets a big alligator chomp from me. ❤️ Sat Dec 03
  • @mtgillikin Hmmm I’m not sure logistics are better at Walker than Alumni Hall, which is my shift. But I’m lucky to… https://t.co/UE4hPDbIBo Fri Dec 02
  • Cast of Taken 3 walking onto the pitch to play Switzerland. Fri Dec 02
  • @lmheaton13 @LionelKitchy Matt and I were recently discussing that 2000s period when people kept talking about Mahm… https://t.co/PC91PhYPDO Thu Dec 01
  • @lmheaton13 Everything else about the relationship/person is 💯 great and normal and positive. Best you’ve ever had.… https://t.co/GZ9AZXkPNM Thu Dec 01
  • @Freakademic Sounds like they were right 😂 Wed Nov 30
  • @randfp011 Wait until late 20s when Simple Twist of Fate hits you 😂 Wed Nov 30
  • This is some all-time great cheap heat. ❤️😂 https://t.co/giKw11Wbda Wed Nov 30
  • @mtgillikin @jakefmooney Hahahahahaha read that again and tell me late 30s isn’t the time to let that go lmao 😂😂 yo… https://t.co/MzpXU2rvC0 Wed Nov 30
  • @mtgillikin @jakefmooney Astros for sure. As a DC kid I can’t quite hate KD yet. But he tries, he tries. Nadal has… https://t.co/vOEYpaq1V9 Wed Nov 30
  • Lol this dumb old guy has the same pseudo intellectual sounding crap down as JP and Shapiro. https://t.co/2VqaGRDzAj Wed Nov 30
  • @sethdarby Use those two pieces of bread wisely 😂 Wed Nov 30
  • @jakefmooney This is why, despite having season tickets, I only go to games where the men’s basketball team is favo… https://t.co/9yJAU2uawr Wed Nov 30
  • @LionelKitchy Here comes mr rain on the parade Wed Nov 30
  • Best story ever. https://t.co/2Cr50sVW8z Tue Nov 29
  • @SMstan_B2uty https://t.co/lkLsaUBJOl Mon Nov 28
  • I can’t believe he’s actually going to tweet through it. Mon Nov 28
  • @elonmusk I feel like worst case is actually some nazi acct you let back on, like LoTT or some shit, doxes you and… https://t.co/J7emB9Qd4T Mon Nov 28
  • @mtgillikin This is that fake research marriage dork yeah? Sun Nov 27
  • @ellewasamistake @LionelKitchy Sun Nov 27
  • @SMstan_B2uty What a gift to Germany. 🙄 Sun Nov 27
  • @mtgillikin https://t.co/sUnp6JHEcO Sun Nov 27
  • @mtgillikin This dude has some takes recently! Sun Nov 27
  • @mtgillikin Here for the replies Sun Nov 27
  • I would like to tell all my buddies that if I personally send you a meme, there’s a 💯 guarantee I think we will *bo… https://t.co/7ep42ErR5w Sun Nov 27
  • Just standard goose behavior tbh. https://t.co/mwJR8TWZwu Sat Nov 26
  • Watching someone run a company they just bought for $44 billion like a startup is pretty funny. Fri Nov 25
  • Hate on him all you want but respect the troll. The man is the master. https://t.co/fuhSNM3qQn Thu Nov 24
  • @KBSpangler https://t.co/YO0Rl06AKw Wed Nov 23
  • 😢❤️ https://t.co/mR4MT6fJmF Wed Nov 23
  • Me and who https://t.co/McEoss7UQM Wed Nov 23
  • @England @JackGrealish @PhilFoden Lads being lads. Wed Nov 23
  • Mario Gotze? https://t.co/vhptClZ4hl Wed Nov 23
  • This is the second most surprising thing to wake up to Saudi Arabia having done. https://t.co/e8TMkx0GIj Wed Nov 23
  • @LionelKitchy His final Coach K Duke book should just be called “The Fourth Service Academy” and get it over with. Tue Nov 22
  • @LionelKitchy 😂😂😂 hardest working journalist in access journalism (has to be to pay for the divorces) Tue Nov 22
  • @LionelKitchy Big “John Feinstein bitching about the Ryder Cup team not taking questions” energy. Tue Nov 22
  • RT @ZyahnaB: Sharing this with hopes that it spreads far and wide. Marlee Morgan is one of the UVA shooting victims. This is one of many wa… Tue Nov 22
  • Obviously: https://t.co/WwwTiQLJfY https://t.co/jcasdFKRJc Tue Nov 22
  • Jeez every national anthem trounces the Star Spangled Banner. Tue Nov 22
  • @jedgarnaut @Tesla Lmao. Mon Nov 21
  • I love the USMNT with all my heart. But tonight: https://t.co/B21Aw4hlNG Mon Nov 21
  • @ESPNFC Ghostbusters: Doha looks lit Mon Nov 21
  • @dorkusmalorkus_ https://t.co/hsw5nnn85z Mon Nov 21
  • Hmmm I don’t think this is premature https://t.co/YcXCEwHiaa Mon Nov 21
  • @tjsleakyroof @StevenLJohnson Don’t worry I’ll up my posting to make up for you. Mon Nov 21
  • 🎶 The site is aliiiive, with the sound of (extremely illegal copyrighted) mooooooovies 🎶 https://t.co/lm4l1pC4pr Sun Nov 20
  • Hahahahahaha https://t.co/zflHEanUkw Sun Nov 20
  • @BuzzSBecker Also Barnes and Noble. Sat Nov 19
  • @JFrankensteiner And me! https://t.co/VtYaW2JBsA Sat Nov 19
  • https://t.co/MZBIVVkZ7r Sat Nov 19
  • @lacroisoiboi Thanks, Walmart! Hate your store. Fri Nov 18
  • I feel like the reporter shouldn’t be publishing these four variables which seem clearly designed to be changeable… https://t.co/Sn90Dmfr1D Fri Nov 18
  • @LionelKitchy @KayTeeeOh Never was a community more tailor made for Reddit. Fri Nov 18
  • I’m starting to think Evil Eric was right and Billy Madison should never have been put in charge of Madison Hotels. Fri Nov 18
  • @KatDCR @randfp011 Hell yeah. Fri Nov 18
  • @LionelKitchy Just the most chaotic ungovernable city. 😂😂😂 Fri Nov 18
  • Elon alone in a locked up Twitter HQ this weekend https://t.co/cPURB0w2RI Fri Nov 18
  • @mtgillikin I’ll be at the bar if y’all want to find me 😂 Fri Nov 18
  • @mffisher Because people can no longer find my reply to your original deleted tweet, I’ll repeat it here: get absolutely bent. Fri Nov 18
  • @lmheaton13 @mffisher Everyone in the greater Charlottesville area told him where to go. Fri Nov 18
  • @mffisher Get absolutely bent. Thu Nov 17
  • One of the most racist tweets I’ve ever seen https://t.co/SJgsyGtdFL Thu Nov 17
  • Rick Scott thought he had him 😂😂😂 https://t.co/GLqm0qvSiZ Thu Nov 17
  • @MattWallace888 @elonmusk And failing! Great stuff. Wed Nov 16
  • @nytimes Get absolutely bent for this framing. Tue Nov 15
  • @LionelKitchy @ObeseChess It is lame impala. Sun Nov 13
  • @LionelKitchy @ObeseChess You know what I call them? Sun Nov 13
  • I love him in his second campaign ad too. https://t.co/9z2zTFek8U https://t.co/hf4M3ej1AU Sat Nov 12
  • https://t.co/dDZy0apIeb https://t.co/ODKC395AcF Sat Nov 12
  • Just absolutely hysterical if they dump McConnell, who for all his faults has been outrageously effective, for this… https://t.co/9EtVjHMWBD Sat Nov 12
  • Elon Musk: I’m going to clean up twitter. Twitter users: https://t.co/KbjGz9hnvi Fri Nov 11
  • I don’t know what everyone was so worried about, this website has never been better. Very few ads and almost 100% shitposting. Fri Nov 11
  • Just amazing that the man spent $44 billion and the only thing he got for it was everyone doing even more shitposting. Fri Nov 11
  • My reaction to everything happening to the $44 billion man. https://t.co/Ya8eA3QNE5 Thu Nov 10
  • “It wasn’t until Patriot Games that we learned Jack Ryan is a race traitor” https://t.co/kpIOx0VDxp Thu Nov 10
  • I chortled. https://t.co/Dr1K9bI3Um Thu Nov 10
  • @nycsouthpaw @LennyDykstra don’t worry chief you could still bag a congresswoman! Thu Nov 10
  • @jzux Sad toast ☹️ Wed Nov 09
  • @potusjoey @mlbelites_ Yeah it's probably gonna kill his career 😂 Wed Nov 09
  • The beauty of $9 a month is its going to be too much for lots of small journalist accounts but absolutely no proble… https://t.co/0vje1geHT4 Wed Nov 09
  • @1HillFletcher It’s nuts 😂 Wed Nov 09
  • What is happening https://t.co/4PzrTUo0DO Wed Nov 09
  • WAY TO GET OUT AND VOTE YOUNG PEOPLE Wed Nov 09
  • What a loser. https://t.co/pzo9wjz0Sz Wed Nov 09
  • RT @SallyLHudson: Y’all this is wild — nearly 200 ballots cast so far at Venable precinct near ⁦@UVA⁩ and more than 50 (!!!) have been same… Tue Nov 08
  • @StevenLJohnson I, on the other hand, have already switched a SiriusXM preset to “Holiday Classics” 😂😂😂 Tue Nov 08
  • @CaleJaffe You can have our two! Too late for us 😂 Tue Nov 08
  • Folks, here’s the deal. Vote. Tue Nov 08
  • @LionelKitchy COMMIT TO THE BIT, i've been very consistent on this. Mon Nov 07
  • @socialistdogmom What’s the point of having a computer, then? Mon Nov 07
  • https://t.co/tZKaJ2POmW https://t.co/hQIQJRJFfa Sun Nov 06
  • The thing to understand about Philly is it doesn’t have to make sense. This week the city lost two championships an… https://t.co/DeyRQ8rRsC Sun Nov 06
  • Reminds me of one of the great commit to the bit blogs. https://t.co/9ukP6WuPyH https://t.co/ylEuqZ9WRK Sun Nov 06
  • 🎶 Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom 🎶 https://t.co/kcPxCg2aXf Sun Nov 06
  • Hip reference. https://t.co/hKiQ27aSG6 https://t.co/CvEOKKBE3Z Sun Nov 06
  • I would refer Philly sports fans to the story of Icarus, if they could read. Sun Nov 06
  • @lauraaimone @littlegillikin @TalesfromCville I don’t know if you meant my four kids but these were painted by Eliz… https://t.co/IhgRZMNc0p Sun Nov 06
  • @mtgillikin That's amazing. I'm at least teaching my children how to shuck them for me. Sat Nov 05
  • @mtgillikin One of my favorite events is the now-annual Oyster Roast I attend. Just bushels of oysters - raw, steam… https://t.co/OF7jrm2Ca5 Sat Nov 05
  • Just a classic example of a great prompt tweet that allows you to say “get bent, chief” to tons of reply bros. https://t.co/MD8aXTFJxd Sat Nov 05
  • @mtgillikin Where are the ones for the rest of your family? Sat Nov 05
  • @meghin_ Geese will always attack you, if given the chance. Sat Nov 05
  • We’ve seen people tweet through it before but “it” wasn’t $44 billion. Sat Nov 05
  • Seems worth noting that when AOL bought Time Warner in 2001 the AOL part was worth $200 billion. 4 years later it h… https://t.co/GPaiej1hCq Fri Nov 04
  • @dremilyanhalt Too wordy. Thu Nov 03
  • @LionelKitchy @elonmusk If there’s one thing I know about the marketing and advertising industry, it’s that they are risk takers. Wed Nov 02
  • @LionelKitchy @elonmusk It’s pretty simple Matt. Hobby Lobby should have a million screenshots of their ads below r… https://t.co/Hx0uQGxcln Wed Nov 02
  • Our long national nightmare may be close to an end. https://t.co/R03KoJMx0f Wed Nov 02
  • This dude shoulda bought NBC because he is the biggest loser. https://t.co/lPODbNRGAr Tue Nov 01
  • I’ve never liked another person more than this little girl 🥰 https://t.co/7FTInzHlhH Mon Oct 31
  • I don’t know how much longer I can listen to this bama trying to be funny. https://t.co/DzLx1nBfO4 Mon Oct 31
  • What are the odds? 😂😂😂 https://t.co/jfuHTzaACX Mon Oct 31
  • @sethdarby Congratulations!!! ❤️ Sun Oct 30
  • Gisele to Tom before she left. https://t.co/jqTzYKlR2z… https://t.co/jqTzYKlR2z Sun Oct 30
  • @mtgillikin Just a weird season. When Brennan returned I though, oh I guess instead of burning it down it’ll be a transitional period. Nope. Sat Oct 29
  • @fasc1nate “WOW” https://t.co/yf5x9pMKqS Sat Oct 29
  • @mtgillikin Basically thunder dome for UVA coaches - “two Tonys enter, one Tony leaves” Sat Oct 29
  • @mtgillikin 5:30 was a really bad time to go to the Barracks Kroger. Sat Oct 29
  • https://t.co/4uh1PURkgX https://t.co/Smfpudpa4M Sat Oct 29
  • RT @GalvinAlmanza: Just spent 40 minutes filming cops in Redwood City CA. Let me tell you what I saw. Sat Oct 29
  • @tize4PF This dude gonna dust the wets TWICE!?!?!? Fri Oct 28
  • I just don’t understand the offense the Ravens run around Lamar sometimes. Fri Oct 28
  • @JenB_Virginia Made to hold the crown. Thu Oct 27
  • The king of good boys. ❤️ https://t.co/OV3Ub6nuFs Thu Oct 27
  • @RoryStolzenberg Wanna bet which locations don’t make the cut? We should hope that’s a LOOONG-term lease at the Woo… https://t.co/vVVb7Ix2it Thu Oct 27
  • Its fall how bad could my allergies be — https://t.co/MXr3H0L08a Thu Oct 27
  • Okay that’s it folks. We can quit the internet now. 😂 https://t.co/QgV1OjjYLY Thu Oct 27
  • Jed Bartlett gonna nominate this shark for the Supreme Court but first Tobey has to go pick him up in Connecticut… https://t.co/fyISMhhqKh Wed Oct 26
  • @____B_S____ Aaron Rodgers looks sad about how the season is going. Wed Oct 26
  • @dereklee @So_Dellisious https://t.co/i4aaHQrhVx Wed Oct 26
  • @dereklee Certainly high school Scott would not have enjoyed speed restrictions. Wed Oct 26
  • @desirosie We either saw that one or another neighborhood hawk attacking a squirrel the other day. The squirrel was… https://t.co/KVuASAJmbW Wed Oct 26
  • RT @ChakaKrahn: Charlottesville Nextdoor porch footage being uncharacteristically useful... https://t.co/afQWFoSlBX Wed Oct 26
  • @ChakaKrahn Looks like this Block Island RI sweatshirt: https://t.co/d5PfWLPeOS Wed Oct 26
  • @LionelKitchy @KT_So_It_Goes What are you about a size 14? Wed Oct 26
  • @LionelKitchy @mhdksafa https://t.co/ya4fRX6Kr4 Wed Oct 26
  • @JetsetTX @brotaminz Lucky guy - you must be super holy. Wed Oct 26
  • @brotaminz Cool I saw the Virgin Mary at the virgin music awards. https://t.co/Uba6Qzo1rs Tue Oct 25
  • @LionelKitchy @Chinchillazllla He died as he lived, lobbying dragons. Tue Oct 25
  • The longest route within the city limits is about 5 miles. It would take a maximum of 5 more minutes to drive 25 mp… https://t.co/hHlfpqFSNw Tue Oct 25
  • Charlottesville should have a 25-mph city-wide speed limit. Tue Oct 25
  • @LionelKitchy What would you have left for the birds? 😳 Mon Oct 24
  • @LionelKitchy https://t.co/bTqne9dbMI Mon Oct 24
  • We love to drop “higher rates of poverty” without explaining any of the underlying reasons, don’t we, folks? https://t.co/lEH8EzIkkM Mon Oct 24
  • @LionelKitchy Wonder how pissed he'll be in January when the Chiefs beat the Bills again. Mon Oct 24
  • @mtgillikin Lol kids can’t make a dent in the Michoacana piñata. I forgot they are wireframed 😂😂😂 Sun Oct 23
  • @IdahoLark Yes!! Sun Oct 23
  • Nick Kristoff pitchbot: why I’m against labor unions for unskilled labor. https://t.co/bZUNwQKxJN Sun Oct 23
  • @mtgillikin It would be if I didn’t have a jillion third grade girls coming over in a half hour 😂 Sun Oct 23
  • @LionelKitchy 48% of Uber drivers living that elite gig economy life. Sun Oct 23
  • @mtgillikin Was not joking 😂 https://t.co/cn9HnkU0k0 Sun Oct 23
  • @tjsleakyroof Look if you don’t want to get shot in Charlottesville the police have made it clear that the Staples… https://t.co/565tmxxX8L Sun Oct 23
  • @LionelKitchy What a loser. In no way is education part of the definition of working class outside of the WSJ dicti… https://t.co/3GsFm371E7 Sun Oct 23
  • RT @EzeAmosp: Gunshots on the downtown mall, at least two people, maybe more were shot and in critical conditions but no fatality reported… Sun Oct 23
  • @mtgillikin The state of American mail is atrocious 😂 Sat Oct 22
  • @mtgillikin If it’s our house tomorrow: there’s a piñata. Sat Oct 22
  • The Car Patrol often detain Tyler the Tyker without reasonable suspicion of a crime. Sat Oct 22
  • @DrJessieAllan Sent our 3-year old to the hospital for several days over the summer. Really scary virus for little kids. Sat Oct 22
  • @LionelKitchy @doinkpatrol I’m 69% good looking. Fri Oct 21
  • Celebrating today the way I celebrate the release of every new Taylor album - by going on a 6-week bender of listen… https://t.co/eo5N12JqbV Fri Oct 21
  • @LionelKitchy @Kittenfish817 We made exclusively terrible decisions that year. Fri Oct 21
  • @mtgillikin There’s only one outcome to root for https://t.co/FSvEDdWcee Fri Oct 21
  • @mtgillikin Would love to see the workforce report for yesterday to see what big things every officer in town was u… https://t.co/fjrKTSD7vR Thu Oct 20
  • @mtgillikin My favorite part about it is the unwritten rule that you don’t simply cover your annual decal with the… https://t.co/D2StK4JjR0 Thu Oct 20
  • @mtgillikin I keep telling everyone - the point is collecting paychecks to sit in the Staples parking lot and chitchat with buds. Wed Oct 19
  • @StevenLJohnson Maybe the victim decided not to report because we have the kind of police department they don’t trust to investigate? Wed Oct 19
  • Yessssssss. https://t.co/0HVC8N2lUZ Tue Oct 18
  • @bobby What a beaut 😍 Mon Oct 17
  • @kostancaaa__ We got to watch Coach K get owned by his biggest rival last season to end his career, and this season… https://t.co/zU6lLmakkZ Mon Oct 17
  • @Pie_Incognito @saddymayo I hope it doesn’t break! Mon Oct 17

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