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  • @mybigcrack no! Thu Jul 02
  • some of you guys look like this https://t.co/LNfDqYhZHr Thu Jul 02
  • @jonf1s they call me ranch cause i be dressin Wed Jul 01
  • @ballingermurphy this is so wholesome🤗 Wed Jul 01
  • @andy_time_ @ballingermurphy sorry andrea i was just kidding. i am a sad person who needs constant attention so i t… https://t.co/EcGSZ1hkTv Wed Jul 01
  • @ballingermurphy i saw a post of yours advocating violence on one of my favorite voice actor's tweets. as a result… https://t.co/FPPwUtUP0C Wed Jul 01
  • @ballingermurphy a lot of your posts strike me as something a Karen might say. i don't feel like going into any mor… https://t.co/vgISbwY8vb Wed Jul 01
  • @ballingermurphy i think you are a Karen Wed Jul 01
  • @kungfucarl_ sexy Wed Jul 01
  • @bathroomass just got permabanned earlier this morning Tue Jun 30
  • [checking the toilet after my son comes out of the bathroom] diarrhea?!? diarrhea in MY house?!? go wash your ass out with soap young man!! Tue Jun 30
  • holy based https://t.co/lDbhGiGjDN Tue Jun 30
  • @silky_throat doc told me sanitizer usually is better unless youre actually washing your hands correctly which nobody does Tue Jun 30
  • @player_infamous @karmaZogs @Mewtailv2 demotivational Sun Jun 28
  • @crampedskunkman https://t.co/M0CUcVD4v9 Sun Jun 28
  • 5G stole my fidget spinner Thu Jun 25
  • @mybigcrack i swear these taste like blood Thu Jun 25
  • @singingflesh nice Wed Jun 24
  • @mybigcrack https://t.co/zvPXH00KnT Tue Jun 23
  • dont worry King Henry, we just need to measure your foot so that we can set the official standard of length measure… https://t.co/gthL0ynwnp Tue Jun 23
  • @EyeElMayo https://t.co/FmDiU2WIxE Tue Jun 23
  • @WOW0W0 @LewdCrime @expiredoregano @wow1362 @Vash_the_senior lol is this a troll? i cant find anything about this anywhere Sun Jun 21
  • @bathroomass same bro 😔 Wed Jun 17
  • So true! https://t.co/fko8NknsJg Wed Jun 17
  • @mooncult https://t.co/smDkO31Cmf cam hanes crying about an SNL skit making fun of hunting. what a tough guy! Tue Jun 16
  • @mooncult yea it was cameron hanes hahahaha. fuck that guy. Tue Jun 16
  • @mooncult whose that other survival guy that hunts? i checked his ig and its just him whining about haters in the c… https://t.co/Ilb9nvkjwV Tue Jun 16
  • @truthieliasi @MedicGoalie84 @bigdepressedguy @itsteaaa @sinamariab @TiaCordelia why did you speak like you knew if… https://t.co/ct2RZxn7Cl Tue Jun 16
  • @carriecoon you should get a letterboxd! Mon Jun 15
  • 50 push ups and 50 pulls ups a day. just like the guy from taxi driver. and just like the guy from taxi driver, i w… https://t.co/qv7PgpRnNv Mon Jun 15
  • @thucydiplease @UkrSocialists cringe Sun Jun 14
  • @Klockwerklime @CryptoConserv @trutsle @MugiWhite sounds pretty cringe Sun Jun 14
  • @AFluffyFiend keep it up. but cool it with the antisemitism, that aint right. Sat Jun 13
  • who the hell mixed all my berries Sat Jun 13
  • @CreativeMrPen @iamtheneed lmfao Sat Jun 13
  • @CreativeMrPen your display name is “guillotine now” though... making violent threats to own the Sat Jun 13
  • now that the dust has settled, we can just eat handfuls of dust right off the ground. join me brothers. Sat Jun 13
  • the "thin blue line" isnt even that thin. ive seen MUCH thinner lines and those lines didnt even emphasize thinness… https://t.co/cA5Qu7NIKC Fri Jun 12
  • @eboooooolite no,. Thu Jun 11
  • RT @honogomon: sneakin wings whilst on the bowl NO thanks to @tacopissman who had nothing to do with the creative process https://t.co/hQF… Wed Jun 10
  • @honogomon deserves more likes Wed Jun 10
  • https://t.co/uncfgWmCUS Wed Jun 10
  • @YvesSF @daija_ren @pettythieving shut da fuck up Mon Jun 08
  • [trying to act cool im my friend’s bathroom] haha what are these, your girlfriend’s tampons? i wipe my ass with thi… https://t.co/ZimbBMBxjm Fri May 29
  • i’m that penis goblin. i’m that dick warrior. i’m that cum ninja. digging deep in the trenches. always one step ahe… https://t.co/deMJpHvcJF Fri May 29
  • why do white people have these long ass toilets in they bathroom https://t.co/Aj5bEupl3L Thu May 28
  • https://t.co/mp2QW34RNX microsoft is the only platform that supports the black zombie emoji Tue May 26
  • @djbitchtits i loved this game Mon May 25
  • @bartsimsonreal https://t.co/ThIwcgokog Sat May 23
  • @honogomon https://t.co/fZYYrn6pPZ Fri May 22
  • @bluumane match* Wed May 20
  • @bluumane 2x speed feature on youtube is no march for DAW tutorials Wed May 20
  • @Babese agree Babese Tue May 19
  • @molly_kessler dont get it Tue May 19
  • @crampedskunkman i do be peeping your bc Tue May 19
  • @crampedskunkman this is awesome. do u hve sc Tue May 19
  • @mybigcrack maybe more https://t.co/EE0CIXMPzc Tue May 19
  • Holy crap! I am suddenly overcome with feelings of unending depression and sadness. I fear that I may be the most m… https://t.co/e081oPczJL Tue May 19
  • https://t.co/YP6cfk0kcT machine girl inspired hardcore track featuring 12/8 breaks, pokemon samples, and special guest Jordan B. Peterson Mon May 18
  • @EyeElMayo he intoned it Sat May 16
  • what cuss words do q bert be sayin 🤨 https://t.co/XyVdPntFZR Sat May 16
  • when someone posts an insanely disturbing, grotesque image that is meant to be sexy https://t.co/XVcMzSIvTJ Sat May 16
  • @theyoungman6669 @dancewmemontana @veinwindbreaker @bigdicklick666 @mybigcrack @NarutoOnlyFans1 @w_esden @self_robot @andy_time_ nooo!!! 😭 Fri May 15
  • @theyoungman6669 we should start doing unfollow fridays Fri May 15
  • @Hermit_Thrush thoughta on grebes? Fri May 15
  • @bluumane its cool! Thu May 14
  • clefairy wit da loko https://t.co/IEtwK9kxkh Thu May 14
  • i need a couple a meaty guys to come over and start manspreading all over my couch. need to break this thing in bef… https://t.co/Dx1rGPtCtj Thu May 14
  • @Bonerlord911 @WholesomeAutist https://t.co/hQky85Y22i Wed May 13
  • @idhelpificould @WholesomeAutist it happens Wed May 13
  • @WholesomeAutist im still afraid of that Wed May 13
  • @ethan_for_y0u @jackdwagner @b8tch_updates notice the difference: he’s worried about the worker’s safety, not his own Tue May 12
  • RT @Acoilly1: everyones praising our frontline/essential workers, but no one talks about the anonymous 4chan user who requests Drasna from… Mon May 11
  • every atom of me missed him (pr0spector88) Mon May 11
  • i drew hommer https://t.co/8l4EPWupv6 Sat May 09
  • Billy Mays' funeral was held on July 3, 2009 in his hometown of McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. The pallbearers wore bl… https://t.co/6IPQznrelN Sat May 09
  • during quarantine i have been homebrewing chicken nuggets and dipping them in the various extra chick fil a sauce p… https://t.co/fM2UVvQI49 Fri May 08
  • @softerlob softerlob Fri May 08
  • @rapturedaybliss 😭 Fri May 08
  • @Lin_Manuel @FrankAngones https://t.co/oiDQ2rzxLu Fri May 08
  • @FYADflags @Hermit_Thrush Fri May 08
  • @rapturedaybliss lol that was me. i also posted this one. the mods there are a bit anal. https://t.co/XiKt2Khj1C Fri May 08
  • @WholesomeAutist im crying 😭 i miss him so much Thu May 07
  • @discord The ToS says no gore for sadistic pleasure. Is drawn gore acceptable? Say a drawing of someone bleeding all over? Thanks. Wed May 06
  • WHY CAN'T A MAN LEAN IN? When a man leans into his girl, he reveals that he feels needy & lower value. He reveals… https://t.co/QGkb019WxS Tue May 05
  • Elon Musk explaining how to do an alt code so that the nurse could type Æ on the birth certificate Tue May 05
  • https://t.co/lX7MMicCSd Mon May 04
  • melatonin only works if you close your eyes in complete silence, lying flat on your back, breathing deeply, while a… https://t.co/SVA3o1w4xA Mon May 04
  • @blahghndas what was it Mon May 04
  • @TheForeskinner unfroggettable blunder Fri May 01
  • @EyeElMayo still funny Fri May 01
  • RT @EyeElMayo: we went to a super trendy pre-industrial paleo-diet restaurant in greenwich village for lunch and i ended up paying $10 for… Fri May 01
  • @mattysickkicks https://t.co/0HT7ykkP1B Thu Apr 30
  • are you crazy?!?! https://t.co/wIiQc1c2pz Tue Apr 28
  • swiped left too many times on tinder so the government, Pringles, and I Fucking Love Science will be targeting me w… https://t.co/RlG9UNnI82 Fri Apr 24
  • RT @tacopissman: instead of Stand By Me its Stanned By Me and its about short kings and PoC women of size Fri Apr 24
  • THE OFFICE PIZZA AND DOGS — STUCK INSIDE FOR QUARANTINE — FRIENDS CHARCUTERIE WINE JUST MOVED SNAPCHAT WEED ADDICTE… https://t.co/BihgUQkT5I Fri Apr 24
  • ஐ வான்ட் டு சக் சம் கொக். ஐ வான்ட் அ மேன் டு ஃபக் மை அஸ். ஐ வான்ட் அ மேன் டு சக் மை கொக். ஐ வான்ட் அ மேன் டு ஃபக்.… https://t.co/C5a4agcR0X Thu Apr 23
  • mewing but for butt cheeks Thu Apr 23
  • moyai with grebe hands smokes a worm and then says sleam 🗿 https://t.co/ytllvr5sZq Mon Apr 20
  • @veinwindbreaker looks good. that pot is possibly radioactive. https://t.co/C00ukrYPMo Fri Apr 17
  • listen, i’ve got about 500,000 live crick ants living inside my pc. looking to upgrade the cpu so it plays better a… https://t.co/2Z0X40SAck Mon Apr 13
  • @honogomon why didnt you include the crick ant https://t.co/vDAlWSrVVk Mon Apr 13
  • using this to drink two glasses of milk as i walk my dog. his constant tugging has caused a lot of the milk to spil… https://t.co/V3uFYXFURd Sun Apr 12
  • @Nomar5 Change your name to Wormbong Garciaparra Fri Apr 10
  • @bigdicklick666 dont cry because its over, smile because it happened 😃 Wed Apr 08
  • tom hanks before and after corona virus. this is so sad 😭😭 https://t.co/iuHWAkpKFY Tue Apr 07
  • @kungfucarl_ are ya winnin son Tue Apr 07
  • @what_what_butt_ @TuesdayStories @sasimons theyre roasting you 😭 Mon Apr 06
  • @danaalich Hello https://t.co/dT2GAn5csq Fri Apr 03
  • @nobody_stop_me what happened to the dasha nekrasova crab walk video Fri Apr 03
  • @reptiIe_king sleam Wed Apr 01
  • @Everydaypoop100 Grebe Tue Mar 31
  • in the realistic RPG i’m making you can unlock more poop colors besides just brown and green Tue Mar 31
  • @eriknorlund Grebe :) Tue Mar 31
  • @MikeMcKen8 Grebe :) Tue Mar 31
  • @flamencobug grebe 😊 Tue Mar 31
  • @HoarseWisperer https://t.co/T0kPWsXEog Sat Mar 28
  • laughing about a really weird obscure gross torrent with 1 leecher and 0 seeders with 1 comment that says "PLASE SE… https://t.co/MZDCrgJrte Fri Mar 27
  • @titosluvr holy crap pickdenis Thu Mar 26
  • the wario of penis would be denis Thu Mar 26
  • @Helpful_Tricks dont joke about the census, it’s incredibly important Wed Mar 25
  • are there other types of Bismols besides Pepto? Mon Mar 23
  • @carriecoon you’re right! joe biden should step down! Wed Mar 18
  • @sasimons its possible that “gloating that a comedian who was cancelled for being racist now owns a chevy cruz” is also a joke Tue Mar 17
  • @mthun3 @GeorgeTakei https://t.co/bzWiCFgVhn Tue Mar 17
  • @jbfan911 @drywallcrumbs Mon Mar 16
  • @mooncult is that a frame perfect screenshot just as you hit the fav Sun Mar 15
  • @noahcactus @wayne_returns he dont miss Fri Mar 13
  • @Hermit_Thrush i think that already is legal Fri Mar 13
  • @sidelifestories @elellelephal @karpmj https://t.co/xYRR8iUsTl Thu Mar 12
  • i chose the wrong week to stop sniffing feet Thu Mar 12
  • @FCynda @Acoilly1 @BigCti what dors it mean Thu Mar 12
  • @stillgray holy crap. ownage. Wed Mar 11
  • RT @DeadlyCereal: *softly playing acoustic guitar at party* We are Siamese if you please Wed Mar 11
  • @Helpful_Tricks now is the time to buy Wed Mar 11
  • @JonesLeica @synpacket @calleread @ArminMah @BernieSanders @NateSilver538 https://t.co/jM3s02qCul there was suppres… https://t.co/SeKeJPiQPS Wed Mar 11
  • @RyanLeith26 Bernie is not losing the african american vote by big margins in swing states or blue states, is what… https://t.co/4epDCq7ubn Wed Mar 11
  • @RyanLeith26 arent they mostly deeply red states where these demographics are reported? Wed Mar 11
  • Democrats be like “Medicare for all!”, “Vote blue no matter who”, “Dementia! Dementia!” I just want to vote for Ro… https://t.co/DEhTyFZCfk Tue Mar 10
  • @Helpful_Tricks this is not the time to be joking around Tue Mar 10
  • @noahcactus Price: $5.50 your move https://t.co/NZu24CYyUl Tue Mar 10
  • @adambroad2020 @RyanLeith26 @broadcoalition well that sucks. i will be writing you in and telling others i know to… https://t.co/xSSeCoOYIL Tue Mar 10
  • @Tom_Myers mot Tue Mar 10
  • @mattysickkicks @billpeduto nah matty be a lib like me Tue Mar 10
  • @mattysickkicks https://t.co/Hz6956kDIv Tue Mar 10
  • @mattysickkicks cast is up Tue Mar 10
  • @natashakorecki @JoeBiden @sidelifestories get your man Tue Mar 10
  • @sidelifestories @elellelephal @karpmj post the grades Tue Mar 10
  • @sidelifestories @elellelephal @karpmj in the primary? it’s called good genes! post your math grades i want to get… https://t.co/VyzfXwnNCH Tue Mar 10
  • @RyanLeith26 @adambroad2020 @broadcoalition just curious why isnt he on the ballot Tue Mar 10
  • @sidelifestories @karpmj there was no other progressive candidate in 2016 Tue Mar 10
  • @stillgray it’s funny Tue Mar 10
  • @dlowther715 @elfbread420 @sweetcheetah @Thelonius @AuthorKimberley @EmmaVigeland https://t.co/917DgG4gVe Tue Mar 10
  • @gma_allman @David_Rune @AaronMohammed33 @madsmaru @EmmaVigeland yes. Tue Mar 10
  • @introvertgay @theminorchords lel Mon Mar 09
  • @FunnyNora @nomad1c23 @Hurleyj44 @pintoHoareau @PpollingNumbers @esaagar @FiveThirtyEight @ewarren the world is goi… https://t.co/hKfYfOUTPy Mon Mar 09
  • @DGoweyAuthor @AlexBrangwin @hooleil @sophieactual ❓ Mon Mar 09
  • @DGoweyAuthor @AlexBrangwin @hooleil @sophieactual Nah, plenty of first world nations have more or less solved the… https://t.co/yLjF5jWXan Mon Mar 09
  • @DGoweyAuthor @AlexBrangwin @hooleil @sophieactual maybe so. but the solution to “healthy food is too expensive” is… https://t.co/zcxgJRU6cL Mon Mar 09
  • @DGoweyAuthor @AlexBrangwin @hooleil @sophieactual absolutely true but that was not the argument. Mon Mar 09
  • @drywallcrumbs why dont you joke around with your primary care physician about your mental health and wellbeing Mon Mar 09
  • @AlexBrangwin @hooleil @sophieactual thats an entire day’s worth of food and probably costs like $13-$15 to make. versus $7 for one meal. Mon Mar 09
  • label your balls 1 and 3. your gf will go crazy looking for ball number 2. Mon Mar 09
  • @LogixOW i thought you were commanding me to respawn 😝 Mon Mar 09
  • @explodingsemen @punishedp88 it means “time for a beer” in an australian accent Mon Mar 09
  • @Helpful_Tricks sam sung Mon Mar 09
  • @Helpful_Tricks is that sam Sun Mar 08
  • thinking about a guy i saw on /r/fitness who had begun trying to get more jacked so he could impress his dog Sun Mar 08
  • @Hermit_Thrush yes. Sun Mar 08
  • @Hermit_Thrush wouldnt be too hard to make a program that takes an existing tab and intentionally makes it as unrea… https://t.co/7W1vJgURIR Sun Mar 08
  • @andy_time_ photoshop it so they’re all putting their hands in the front guy’s pocket. only then will i buy. Sun Mar 08
  • @Hermit_Thrush it’s so you dont have to go through the trouble of tuning each string of your bass 😃 Sun Mar 08
  • just took a solid tablespoon of mud that i bought online and it feels like i snorted pharmaceuticals. this is 100%… https://t.co/1rt00yDCE2 Sun Mar 08
  • @bad_takes @GoldPeak sponsorship deal?! https://t.co/arawAvHxx5 Sat Mar 07
  • @intellegint @willmenaker nick rochefort Fri Mar 06
  • @ChuckWendig The day you flumpty-foo!And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is,razza frazza wuzza… https://t.co/TtXP6gk31e Thu Mar 05
  • @getupgetfree whats with the wide zero in 10 Wed Mar 04
  • @mattysickkicks @AriShaffir givin ari the curb lift so he can look 6’6” 👀 Wed Mar 04
  • @carriecoon dont you live in chicago? will you change your vote if warren drops before our primary? Wed Mar 04
  • @MetaAdamJohnson @DrPepperMD @pjstrahn @Redistrict iq check Tue Mar 03
  • getting on a skateboard to slide underneath a milf and using a big wrench on her back to make her titties bigger Tue Mar 03
  • mario and sonic at the democratic national convention Tue Mar 03
  • @punishedp88 https://t.co/m7tYHL1xug Tue Mar 03
  • @kungfucarl_ there was this blind man right Tue Mar 03
  • @Helpful_Tricks @BernieSanders i cant believe you voted for bloomberg 🤦‍♀️ Mon Mar 02
  • @fairleigh_ delete forever made me laugh hard at first but now i like it a lot Mon Mar 02
  • @kingdomakrillic @dril_gpt2 in 10 years i’ll come back here and that video will exist Mon Mar 02
  • @Helpful_Tricks images that precede legendary events Mon Mar 02
  • @mybigcrack give em a smooch Mon Mar 02
  • ah to be swallowed whole, my body dismantled and crushed, by the Largest K'NEX ball contraption - Guinness World Records Sun Mar 01
  • Biden is short for Bisexual Dentist Sun Mar 01
  • @AOC he’s actually an expert in chromosomes because he has so many of them Fri Feb 28
  • @progirl imagine you actually live there and you can’t put it in your bio without being cringe Fri Feb 28
  • @Helpful_Tricks the far left are the same as the far right are the same as the centrists Thu Feb 27
  • @RepSteveChabot Steve Chatot https://t.co/dLJXY7A6F0 Thu Feb 27
  • @theneedledrop black eyed peas - i got a feeling Thu Feb 27
  • @Bonerlord911 @CANCEL_SAM i will kill you Wed Feb 26
  • @frankiemacd a big storm just missed chicago illinois. i wanted to get buried! Wed Feb 26
  • @crawfishaka this is sexy! Mon Feb 24

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