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  • @alwaysTrusty @AmericanAir Have you guys gotten off the ground yet? Tue Jun 08
  • @ScottPresler *Heart-rending Wed Jan 31
  • @gap is this what $100+ #selvedge jeans should look like after 5 wears???? Please explain... #Gap #GapJeans #1969 http://t.co/QIWExkaBfS Fri Apr 03
  • @zoiladarton I was asking the same question. Mon Feb 09
  • @brobes89 then turn it off Brit Brit Mon Feb 09
  • @jglade12 ok. I'll update you in the morning. Mon Feb 09
  • @i_FindWaldo shhh go to sleep Mon Feb 09
  • @1SwiftieLove3 Grammys = concert. Mon Feb 09
  • @katyperry ...needs more left shark #GRAMMYs Mon Feb 09
  • @PharelI auditioning for the part of the Bell Boy in The Grand Budapest Hotel #Grammys2015 Mon Feb 09
  • Me and @_shmandy watchin the Grammys #Grammys2015 http://t.co/iruVzHf4QU” Mon Feb 09
  • RT @Thaxby_Chamblis: Woo! http://t.co/t9OjET5SME Mon Feb 09
  • Love Ed Sheeran's new song Mr Blue Sky!!! 😻😻😻 #Grammys2015 Mon Feb 09
  • @MurphyKylee don't get too excited. I haven't used this account in like 3 yrs but ur fav of gabrees tweet made my day. Mon Feb 09
  • RT @brightandBRIEzy: My dad just referred to my family as "a band of gypsies" #thispictureprovesit #jumpingthecar @wp3 http://t.co/amE0np6j Mon Feb 09
  • @moreovaltine Ctrl + B Sat Mar 17
  • What ever happened to Ruthie from 7th Heaven? Fri Mar 16
  • Where do I sign up to be a dignitary? Sun Mar 11
  • " Cosine?? Fuck that! don't call me 'trigonometry'. " Sun Mar 04
  • "I got tied down once and blindfolded. And she licked white chocolate off my D" -dreaded bouncer on weird shit you've been involved with Sun Mar 04
  • Irish humor is wasted on the drunk Sun Mar 04
  • Don't worry about putting paper on the seat, a healthy crab can jump three feet #TheMoreYouKnow Sat Mar 03
  • If I could take my bed into the shower right now, id definitely consider it Sat Mar 03
  • Brad from home improvement slayed bitches on the reg #realtruth Sun Feb 26
  • The sound of styrofoam rubbing together makes me want to punch babies Wed Feb 22
  • @moreovaltine possibly not? http://t.co/EuSEFhw Wed Feb 22
  • Some ear goodness http://t.co/X2zTyCK Wed Feb 22
  • You is fine. @ Valentine's Day 2012 http://t.co/615I3kK Tue Feb 14
  • @SistertoNate standing in for Taylor Swift on the Grammys tonight?? Great job! Mon Feb 13
  • Mashed potatoes are like ice cream, you can never eat too much Mon Feb 13
  • “@SistertoNate: There's no reason to go outside today.” Except for brunch. Sun Feb 12
  • "Did you get it?" "...I got it" http://t.co/SbyYoet Sun Feb 12
  • RT @BlindBarber: Photo: Blind Barber with @Common for @Gillette | photo: @ikelovejones http://t.co/VnAtEae2 Sun Feb 12
  • The best part of vacation is the excitement leading up to it. After day-one it's just an anxious countdown to walking back into work Sun Feb 12
  • Brunch disaster with a tidal wave of snotty tissues and spite all over my poppy seed bagel #dietybutt http://t.co/IGqImTy Sat Feb 11
  • @jonlabes back alley ping pong, you're goin down - I'm grabbing my paddle and I'll see you in 6 hours. Sat Feb 11
  • White people dancing to dub-step Sat Feb 11
  • Txt: "Shooting shotguns sat. Mtg in harlem at 1 Sharp if u want to come" i must've signed up for that Drive-By mass texting service again Fri Feb 10
  • "Songs about being fucked up and not wanting to think about the problems of love in general" http://t.co/VTUyCDG @sistertonate #perfectfit Thu Feb 09
  • Imma start saying "thoughtfood" instead of "thoughtful" ie: friend gives you their last few fries "dude, that was so thoughtfood of you" Thu Feb 09
  • Watching someone scroll through #Pinterest is like sitting in a Staff Meeting: everyones got so many good ideas & you get to do all the work Wed Feb 08
  • A Resume (in 39 Characters): "Dis josh. I werk - sometime. Hit me up." Tue Feb 07
  • @luvitt you shut your mouth sir! Sat Feb 04
  • @SistertoNate party. Sat Feb 04
  • "Someone stole my bag of knives, I got interrogated by the Dean at 5am and when I woke up there were M&Ms all over the floor" Sat Feb 04
  • It's all about the positive reinforcement Fri Feb 03
  • @moreovaltine because friendship Fri Feb 03
  • Productivity=Hangover+Adderall. #boots&cats http://t.co/xnN3dj5y Fri Feb 03
  • Internet dating is good for those people with great resumes. Fri Feb 03
  • You know you can just make it a big one? we're just gonna split it #hedoesntcareyouregonnasplitit Fri Feb 03
  • @moreovaltine because friendship. Fri Feb 03
  • Just leave out the part about it being "your friend's band" if you want anyone to come check out the show #ProTip Fri Feb 03
  • @BozakPrez cock block Fri Feb 03
  • Absolutely nothing has happened on thus far @bethleri Thu Feb 02
  • I'll be live tweeting @bethleri 's date tonight. Thu Feb 02
  • Did you say you guys say there is trivia at the bar tonight!! ...Yeah, Ill be at home playing Scene It? Friends edition. Wed Feb 01
  • Ok I won't complain anymore. #Igiveitfiveminutes Wed Feb 01
  • Running errands at the mall does not constitute exercise, but thanks for trying. #Fupa-thon Tue Jan 31
  • If you dont wear shoes that light up or have velcro straps, you have no business asking me how to use a fax machine. Tue Jan 31
  • #ButtTime http://t.co/Sd1NoBii Sun Jan 29
  • Gallery Opening necessities: Free Beer, check.Interesting art, check. @jdelco ballet dancer doppelgänger w/ vicious dog attack story, check. Sun Jan 29
  • Personal shopper & dressing room attendant for the afternoon. Rates start at $50 an hour - interesting trades considered. Sat Jan 28
  • I'm still faster than 80% of all snakes. Sat Jan 28
  • @FireMike127 Missed all the deli cheesesteaks and my raps about it. Your loss señor #fiestaenmiboca Sat Jan 28
  • @BozakPrez 'MERICA!!! Wed Jan 25
  • @_Shmandy there's little people everywhere... Wed Jan 25
  • @moreovaltine ball so hard Wed Jan 25
  • RT @MusicHallofWB: Just Announced: SPOON will be playing as part of our 3 Year Anniversary Party. Presale starts at noon. Password: 3YEA ... Sat Aug 28
  • 4th ROW w/ the fam to see @Johncmayer tonight...SO. EFFIN. EXCITED! Fri Jul 30
  • #ticketfly down for #VirginFreeFest ... Dear Ticketfly: I hate you. Fri Jul 23
  • #Flyers better cut the shit and start bringin their A-game #stanleycup Thu Jun 10
  • 'Get the thing from her...we're making a new baby here!' Wed Jun 09
  • Google: Milk bag Wed Jun 09
  • it should be legal to use deadly force against subway car acrobats Wed Jun 09
  • i ate some bugs, i ate some grass... Tue Jun 08
  • I am faster than 80% of all snakes. Tue Jun 08

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