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Wp3
this is a political statement.
- @alwaysTrusty @AmericanAir Have you guys gotten off the ground yet?
Tue Jun 08
- @ScottPresler *Heart-rending
Wed Jan 31
- @gap is this what $100+ #selvedge jeans should look like after 5 wears???? Please explain... #Gap #GapJeans #1969 http://t.co/QIWExkaBfS
Fri Apr 03
- @zoiladarton I was asking the same question.
Mon Feb 09
- @brobes89 then turn it off Brit Brit
Mon Feb 09
- @jglade12 ok. I'll update you in the morning.
Mon Feb 09
- @i_FindWaldo shhh go to sleep
Mon Feb 09
- @1SwiftieLove3 Grammys = concert.
Mon Feb 09
- @katyperry ...needs more left shark #GRAMMYs
Mon Feb 09
- @PharelI auditioning for the part of the Bell Boy in The Grand Budapest Hotel #Grammys2015
Mon Feb 09
- Me and @_shmandy watchin the Grammys #Grammys2015 http://t.co/iruVzHf4QU”
Mon Feb 09
- RT @Thaxby_Chamblis: Woo! http://t.co/t9OjET5SME
Mon Feb 09
- Love Ed Sheeran's new song Mr Blue Sky!!! 😻😻😻 #Grammys2015
Mon Feb 09
- @MurphyKylee don't get too excited. I haven't used this account in like 3 yrs but ur fav of gabrees tweet made my day.
Mon Feb 09
- RT @brightandBRIEzy: My dad just referred to my family as "a band of gypsies" #thispictureprovesit #jumpingthecar @wp3 http://t.co/amE0np6j
Mon Feb 09
- @moreovaltine Ctrl + B
Sat Mar 17
- What ever happened to Ruthie from 7th Heaven?
Fri Mar 16
- Where do I sign up to be a dignitary?
Sun Mar 11
- " Cosine?? Fuck that! don't call me 'trigonometry'. "
Sun Mar 04
- "I got tied down once and blindfolded. And she licked white chocolate off my D" -dreaded bouncer on weird shit you've been involved with
Sun Mar 04
- Irish humor is wasted on the drunk
Sun Mar 04
- Don't worry about putting paper on the seat, a healthy crab can jump three feet #TheMoreYouKnow
Sat Mar 03
- If I could take my bed into the shower right now, id definitely consider it
Sat Mar 03
- Brad from home improvement slayed bitches on the reg #realtruth
Sun Feb 26
- The sound of styrofoam rubbing together makes me want to punch babies
Wed Feb 22
- @moreovaltine possibly not? http://t.co/EuSEFhw
Wed Feb 22
- Some ear goodness http://t.co/X2zTyCK
Wed Feb 22
- You is fine. @ Valentine's Day 2012 http://t.co/615I3kK
Tue Feb 14
- @SistertoNate standing in for Taylor Swift on the Grammys tonight?? Great job!
Mon Feb 13
- Mashed potatoes are like ice cream, you can never eat too much
Mon Feb 13
- “@SistertoNate: There's no reason to go outside today.” Except for brunch.
Sun Feb 12
- "Did you get it?" "...I got it" http://t.co/SbyYoet
Sun Feb 12
- RT @BlindBarber: Photo: Blind Barber with @Common for @Gillette | photo: @ikelovejones http://t.co/VnAtEae2
Sun Feb 12
- The best part of vacation is the excitement leading up to it. After day-one it's just an anxious countdown to walking back into work
Sun Feb 12
- Brunch disaster with a tidal wave of snotty tissues and spite all over my poppy seed bagel #dietybutt http://t.co/IGqImTy
Sat Feb 11
- @jonlabes back alley ping pong, you're goin down - I'm grabbing my paddle and I'll see you in 6 hours.
Sat Feb 11
- White people dancing to dub-step
Sat Feb 11
- Txt: "Shooting shotguns sat. Mtg in harlem at 1 Sharp if u want to come" i must've signed up for that Drive-By mass texting service again
Fri Feb 10
- "Songs about being fucked up and not wanting to think about the problems of love in general" http://t.co/VTUyCDG @sistertonate #perfectfit
Thu Feb 09
- Imma start saying "thoughtfood" instead of "thoughtful" ie: friend gives you their last few fries "dude, that was so thoughtfood of you"
Thu Feb 09
- Watching someone scroll through #Pinterest is like sitting in a Staff Meeting: everyones got so many good ideas & you get to do all the work
Wed Feb 08
- A Resume (in 39 Characters): "Dis josh. I werk - sometime. Hit me up."
Tue Feb 07
- @luvitt you shut your mouth sir!
Sat Feb 04
- @SistertoNate party.
Sat Feb 04
- "Someone stole my bag of knives, I got interrogated by the Dean at 5am and when I woke up there were M&Ms all over the floor"
Sat Feb 04
- It's all about the positive reinforcement
Fri Feb 03
- @moreovaltine because friendship
Fri Feb 03
- Productivity=Hangover+Adderall. #boots&cats http://t.co/xnN3dj5y
Fri Feb 03
- Internet dating is good for those people with great resumes.
Fri Feb 03
- You know you can just make it a big one? we're just gonna split it #hedoesntcareyouregonnasplitit
Fri Feb 03
- @moreovaltine because friendship.
Fri Feb 03
- Just leave out the part about it being "your friend's band" if you want anyone to come check out the show #ProTip
Fri Feb 03
- @BozakPrez cock block
Fri Feb 03
- Absolutely nothing has happened on thus far @bethleri
Thu Feb 02
- I'll be live tweeting @bethleri 's date tonight.
Thu Feb 02
- Did you say you guys say there is trivia at the bar tonight!! ...Yeah, Ill be at home playing Scene It? Friends edition.
Wed Feb 01
- Ok I won't complain anymore. #Igiveitfiveminutes
Wed Feb 01
- Running errands at the mall does not constitute exercise, but thanks for trying. #Fupa-thon
Tue Jan 31
- If you dont wear shoes that light up or have velcro straps, you have no business asking me how to use a fax machine.
Tue Jan 31
- #ButtTime http://t.co/Sd1NoBii
Sun Jan 29
- Gallery Opening necessities: Free Beer, check.Interesting art, check. @jdelco ballet dancer doppelgänger w/ vicious dog attack story, check.
Sun Jan 29
- Personal shopper & dressing room attendant for the afternoon. Rates start at $50 an hour - interesting trades considered.
Sat Jan 28
- I'm still faster than 80% of all snakes.
Sat Jan 28
- @FireMike127 Missed all the deli cheesesteaks and my raps about it. Your loss señor #fiestaenmiboca
Sat Jan 28
- @BozakPrez 'MERICA!!!
Wed Jan 25
- @_Shmandy there's little people everywhere...
Wed Jan 25
- @moreovaltine ball so hard
Wed Jan 25
- RT @MusicHallofWB: Just Announced: SPOON will be playing as part of our 3 Year Anniversary Party. Presale starts at noon. Password: 3YEA ...
Sat Aug 28
- 4th ROW w/ the fam to see @Johncmayer tonight...SO. EFFIN. EXCITED!
Fri Jul 30
- #ticketfly down for #VirginFreeFest ... Dear Ticketfly: I hate you.
Fri Jul 23
- #Flyers better cut the shit and start bringin their A-game #stanleycup
Thu Jun 10
- 'Get the thing from her...we're making a new baby here!'
Wed Jun 09
- Google: Milk bag
Wed Jun 09
- it should be legal to use deadly force against subway car acrobats
Wed Jun 09
- i ate some bugs, i ate some grass...
Tue Jun 08
- I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
Tue Jun 08
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