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zachsilberberg
zach silberberg
digital @theproblem. previously @patriotact. no views my own. my birthday is next year

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  • monday really is the monday of days Mon Oct 18
  • @JayJurden omg Mon Oct 18
  • @JayJurden its fucked up that youre jacked bc you deserve to be shoved into a locker Mon Oct 18
  • RT @Thelaserbearguy: gonna make a movie about the time I lost my phone at a film festival - critics are calling it Mon Oct 18
  • @cvmvron hahaha https://t.co/MrKfL85QPP Mon Oct 18
  • @mariskreizman im kendall lying comatose in the bathtub Mon Oct 18
  • succession is so scary. im glad rich people arent real Mon Oct 18
  • @arvalis kieran is just a lil guy Mon Oct 18
  • (wistfully) me and who https://t.co/xsGikbxWY5 Mon Oct 18
  • RT @Cody_Wimmer: I think we can all agree https://t.co/KLNl8UQwso Mon Oct 18
  • succession good Mon Oct 18
  • i like the way kendall roy says “hell yeah” Mon Oct 18
  • @HeavenlyGrandpa allegory? yeah, it’s all gory 🤣 Mon Oct 18
  • @fellawhomstdve no yaddle? red flag Mon Oct 18
  • when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie https://t.co/zeaUAjCoAa Sun Oct 17
  • @HeavenlyGrandpa insane little minds…. Sun Oct 17
  • @JamesUrbaniak only child valley Sun Oct 17
  • evil david lynch be like i hate laura dern Sun Oct 17
  • RT @ITYSL: I don't care if I die at all. everything has sucked lately https://t.co/dPTHG29KgH Sun Oct 17
  • @beeblepete you used to be able to easily upload transparent pngs to twitter but then they made it stupid so i appr… https://t.co/JsYhECKSX4 Sun Oct 17
  • cant get this shˆ̵̧̫̼̮̗̄̃͊̽͛̐̌̓̇̊̾t off my fǘ̸̧̩͚c̵̰̘͖͙̉̓͊̉̔̽͋͋̌̀͆̽͛̀̊̕king floor Sun Oct 17
  • RT @fakepaddington: paddington is medicated with shit you havent even heard of. pills that would kill you in an instant. his doctor is insa… Sun Oct 17
  • just saw someone write “at me” instead of “@ me”… chilling stuff Sun Oct 17
  • @Browtweaten sorry king Sun Oct 17
  • @Browtweaten what year is this Sun Oct 17
  • @DanSpenser @kibblesmith ok i used the content aware fill and now my floor looks insane... https://t.co/G0vROkrch0 Sun Oct 17
  • @DanSpenser youre laughing. my floor is transparent and youre laughing Sun Oct 17
  • @DanSpenser its not a bit my floor is FUCKED Sun Oct 17
  • any idea how to get this stain out?? https://t.co/03kD7Pk1Pb Sun Oct 17
  • RT @caseyrosewrites: TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT https://t.co/MWjzpq6k3L Sun Oct 17
  • https://t.co/BfcWr2kf4Q Sun Oct 17
  • @FrogHomeless @Browtweaten thanks bud Sun Oct 17
  • @BrotiGupta @_AlexHirsch 🤠 Sun Oct 17
  • @horse_feedbag just tried to picture an evil toby and got so scared Sun Oct 17
  • evil twitter be like *is good for my mental health* Sun Oct 17
  • fucked up how eating a red candy and a yellow candy together doesnt taste like eating an orange candy... Sun Oct 17
  • RT @lolennui: https://t.co/q6IImb997F Sun Oct 17
  • ah fuck i spilled my k̶̛͇͉̋͊̈̊̃̈͑̑̾̿̐̀̚̚͝s̵̨̘͔͎̟̺̙͈̻̩̘̑͐̓h̷̢̨̳̳̙͍̘̎̋͐̅̑͌͋̓͗̾͌͠ͅͅͅˆ̷̡̗͖̺̮̣͇͇͎̚µ̸̛̼͎͈̰̱̥̠̏̓͊͆̒… https://t.co/EyDsQarCcJ Sun Oct 17
  • @_cestlabrie !! Sun Oct 17
  • RT @chaotic_sub: covid essentially destroying Costco free sample culture is the real tragedy Sun Oct 17
  • @foxx_hunt dont say this Sun Oct 17
  • RT @Browtweaten: by age 30 you should: 1. find yourself living in a shotgun shack 2. find yourself in another part of the world 3. find yo… Sun Oct 17
  • ah fuck i spilled my media and now look at it https://t.co/d9GZBsfcHm Sun Oct 17
  • @jimmygunawanapp hey thats kind of scary. you should go to a doctor Sun Oct 17
  • ah fuck i spilled my censorship pixelation https://t.co/iVSbfNAlVj Sun Oct 17
  • ah fuck i spilled my alpha transparency https://t.co/C6jeiM70c9 Sun Oct 17
  • @Dobrenkz really scary thing to learn about you Sun Oct 17
  • has anyone ever said "try in an hour" ??? who is that for ??? https://t.co/YxH68BHsf2 Sun Oct 17
  • @kelseybuckles hey. its new Sun Oct 17
  • RT @jzux: microwave: congratulations! your bowl is now piping hot me: amazing! and the food too? microwave: slow down there buddy Sat Oct 16
  • babe come over my parents arent home and i have a new sweater Sat Oct 16
  • @not_a_heather gotta get the deets on the winner asap Sat Oct 16
  • @not_a_heather i will only date someone if they won the auction to own the light from the lighthouse Sat Oct 16
  • if i were them i would have gone to the beach that makes you owner of the company but i guess im just built different Sat Oct 16
  • holy shit…. https://t.co/vjlUOvmx92 Sat Oct 16
  • fresno nightcrawler be like https://t.co/opbKZDKV4S Sat Oct 16
  • inspired by the solidarity of workers around the country i will be going on strike from being cringe Sat Oct 16
  • i have the mandela effect but for thinking that psyduck is water/psychic instead of just water and that slowpoke is… https://t.co/Xro6XTWIEh Sat Oct 16
  • RT @ncrossanimation: Over the Garden Wall was one of those projects that comes very rarely in one's career. I'm so happy that I was able to… Sat Oct 16
  • RT @AndieIsOnline: hey, I heard y'all like supporting trans comedians https://t.co/44iu2OyYyQ Sat Oct 16
  • new sweater alert https://t.co/6YeX0Y9A90 Sat Oct 16
  • @rattington69 bro Sat Oct 16
  • “money cant buy happiness” ok but it literally can Sat Oct 16
  • RT @ThaGreatCatsby: love seasonal fruits they're like hey girl we're back and im always delighted Sat Oct 16
  • oh youre sad? go do a marvel movie about it Sat Oct 16
  • @RaxKingIsDead when chris evans goes to bed at 4PM its relatable but when i go to bed at 4PM it worries my parents Sat Oct 16
  • on one hand im like “celebrities are just like us and mental health is important” and on the other hand im like “go… https://t.co/8AAYWqPZvq Sat Oct 16
  • RT @annabel_meschke: Roses are red, Jesus died on the cross, Sat Oct 16
  • RT @writtenbyahmad: i don’t like how the situation is framed in this tweet. Sat Oct 16
  • dreamt that i tweeted a segment of the interview and all i said in the tweet was “booch booch booch booch” Sat Oct 16
  • @MNateShyamalan just me & the booch hangin out Sat Oct 16
  • had a dream that i interviewed amy klobuchar and only referred to her as “the booch” Sat Oct 16
  • has anyone checked on christopher nolan https://t.co/ySvKjo5d5C Sat Oct 16
  • RT @sankis: https://t.co/B7xkEebbKW Sat Oct 16
  • RT @WhitmerThomas: If a movie is about a couple of guys it's called cinema Sat Oct 16
  • kingo fuck your self Sat Oct 16
  • RT @SlebowSays: i put a new listing on my teespring. it's fine. https://t.co/8Ma1SgntZF https://t.co/J42o2cgs6C Fri Oct 15
  • RT @clapifyoulikeme: Me when I'm drowning in pussy and everything's golden https://t.co/q37CrHivRj Fri Oct 15
  • RT @pacific_chiller: https://t.co/gz9uZnWgcV Fri Oct 15
  • https://t.co/yqsDErBRP3 Fri Oct 15
  • https://t.co/rNLcbSp2I3 Fri Oct 15
  • RT @orchidcamp: evil mitski be like i bet on winning horses. or whatever. i don't know Fri Oct 15
  • @fembojj https://t.co/FAtei7hSHB Fri Oct 15
  • https://t.co/Tq3aKbD4U7 Fri Oct 15
  • @jennasauers iconic. do it Fri Oct 15
  • RT @DuganAmanda: tl cleanser with David Lynch https://t.co/JEq2HXM8hs Fri Oct 15
  • https://t.co/KPHeWUWbaB Fri Oct 15
  • RT @meowmeowmia: https://t.co/cLcSt4Wlwf Fri Oct 15
  • @Srirachachau this movie is only good if your goal is to watch a bad movie with a sweaty, sweaty protagonist Fri Oct 15
  • @Srirachachau watched possum and whats the opposite of a recommendation? whats the exact opposite of recommending a movie? Fri Oct 15
  • RT @Dobrenkz: Nice art you got there, would be a shame if life imitated it Thu Oct 14
  • RT @2Saddington: dudes rock https://t.co/mnZDffW3bP Thu Oct 14
  • in a way, we are all just silly little guys Thu Oct 14
  • RT @nancydrooI: I’ve lost so many social skills over the last year and I wasn’t ever really playing with a full deck to begin with Thu Oct 14
  • @Srirachachau ive heard possum is good but i havent seen it yet Thu Oct 14
  • RT @wownicebuttdude: just got a warning on instagram because i posted this 10 months ago https://t.co/ySq5VPeRlx Thu Oct 14
  • @horse_feedbag ok. i trust you Thu Oct 14
  • RT @newcryptid: lmfao https://t.co/ijiCEYewhx Thu Oct 14
  • @horse_feedbag stop perpetuating me. ive had enough Thu Oct 14
  • RT @HeavenlyGrandpa: i think machine gun kelly is a gundam being operated by a frog Thu Oct 14
  • life is just opening and closing the same 6 apps every day until you die Thu Oct 14
  • “wanna see my red flag collection?” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Thu Oct 14
  • normal clothes for work https://t.co/ws214Xwxa4 Wed Oct 13
  • dressing normal today. business casual https://t.co/Wji8XBmYGu Wed Oct 13
  • @TheAmazingBeck pathetic Wed Oct 13
  • im off twitter for one (1) night and understanding these memes feels like trying to decode an ancient tablet https://t.co/oEBODGvdNQ Wed Oct 13
  • d.b. cooper is short for dick balls cooper Wed Oct 13
  • that Lego you like is going to come back in style Wed Oct 13
  • RT @SlebowSays: why do we DRIVE on the PARKway but CRY in the SUPERmarket? Tue Oct 12
  • when she be havin a hook fer a hand🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Tue Oct 12
  • RT @JezButt91: @zachsilberberg THEY'RE CALLED BIONICLES. MECHANICAL BEINGS. THEY'RE ON A JOURNEY TO REAWAKEN THEIR GOD. https://t.co/h7sBex… Tue Oct 12
  • RT @HeavenlyGrandpa: cardi b is short for cardigan bardigan Tue Oct 12
  • organizing the office squid games this year and have been told repeatedly by HR that we “arent doing a squid game”… https://t.co/pPv2nB9c7G Tue Oct 12
  • phew, nobody has texted me about the crazy wind. what a relief Tue Oct 12
  • @nickeldoodle nick. im shaking Tue Oct 12
  • finding out someone younger than you got married should be illegal Tue Oct 12
  • @JayJurden what industry Tue Oct 12
  • wow i sure hope nobody texts me about the crazy wind https://t.co/tZ4bdP1f3B Tue Oct 12
  • RT @arvalis: @zachsilberberg Do you think the beach that makes you old would have any effect on them given that they are eternal? Tue Oct 12
  • @arvalis now you are asking the real questions Tue Oct 12
  • @arvalis what if the eternals buy a zoo Tue Oct 12
  • what if eternals is really good. what if every second of it rules Tue Oct 12
  • @wizzardranch dont be weird Tue Oct 12
  • do you think david lynch knows about bionicles Tue Oct 12
  • @wizzardranch today is all about replying to cats alt Tue Oct 12
  • @wizzardranch feat or feet Tue Oct 12
  • for the evil talking heads, that IS his beautiful house. that IS his beautiful wife Tue Oct 12
  • the best thing about black widow is that it doesnt feel like the other marvel movies. the worst thing about black w… https://t.co/AhIp7cx7mq Tue Oct 12
  • evil sufjan stevens wrote albums about Florida and New Jersey Tue Oct 12
  • @madison_tayt depressed Tue Oct 12
  • @rad_milk between her and david harbour i think this movie could restart the cold war Tue Oct 12
  • watching black widow and listen i love florence pugh so much but this accent. this fucking accent Tue Oct 12
  • @wizzardranch bethesda ass photo Tue Oct 12
  • @wizzardranch this looks like skyrim Tue Oct 12
  • @erinbrasher not going to like this comment because my boss follows me on twitter and i dont want to get in trouble Tue Oct 12
  • @TheOceanIsGay the phrase “viral on linkedin” cant possibly refer to anything that can happen, right? Tue Oct 12
  • sometimes work is about sending emails, and sometimes, well, its about opening them Tue Oct 12
  • RT @purefulsoul: JUST LOOOK 🌿 https://t.co/9Qpvm4QmwY Mon Oct 11
  • they should make a pill that makes your therapist think youre cool Mon Oct 11
  • met the wise and ancient guardian of the train today https://t.co/f2BmDE5ZJk Mon Oct 11
  • this is what happens when you play the squid game idk i havent watched it https://t.co/utYtc2AXHs Mon Oct 11
  • @_JessicaFisher i simply dont know what this means Mon Oct 11
  • @mostevilwoman thanks Mon Oct 11
  • also yeah i got this shirt from an instagram ad and the material sucks but from a distance it looks kinda good so who cares Mon Oct 11
  • i need a haircut so bad. i look like everyones least favorite Beatle. doesnt matter which one is your least favorit… https://t.co/ATqvC28KS9 Mon Oct 11
  • @erinbrasher in a normal way Mon Oct 11
  • mutual monday come over and slap me around Mon Oct 11
  • RT @BernieTranders: Huh, I guess cancel culture is real but only against people who have no real power. Who’d have thought it Mon Oct 11
  • if you get sleepy at work you get sleepy in real life Mon Oct 11
  • @AndieIsOnline u seein this @_AlexHirsch Mon Oct 11
  • @AndieIsOnline holy shit…. fuck………. Mon Oct 11
  • coffee mug that says “dont talk to me until ive travelled down the ominous triangle hallway and returned changed fr… https://t.co/im5XtLZ1t0 Mon Oct 11
  • one thing about me is that i look insane https://t.co/I4MyFaEK9Z Mon Oct 11
  • RT @animorphingtime: I’m serious this is better than anything banksy has ever done https://t.co/bG0xrl56NF Mon Oct 11
  • @TessDegenstein the fly Mon Oct 11
  • RT @gldivittorio: It’s fall baby https://t.co/cryTrSpte4 Mon Oct 11
  • RT @SlebowSays: i want this https://t.co/RuUKWqHfmw Mon Oct 11
  • @2Saddington ptussy Mon Oct 11
  • RT @probablyalissa: brb gotta go tell the dog a bedtime story https://t.co/ZfrqoknkJx Mon Oct 11
  • @abbygov haha yeah. it definitely only takes 2 weeks lol. 100%. im normal like you Mon Oct 11
  • elon in his reply guy era https://t.co/SDBVVl3JPG Sun Oct 10
  • RT @TomZohar: https://t.co/Q2xjFMmN5P Sun Oct 10
  • RT @RobbySlowik: I just accept the characters you give me. You tell me Wonka is horny for chocolate, he's horny for chocolate. I don't need… Sun Oct 10
  • RT @katiejoyofosho: Now wait a fucking minute… https://t.co/gK8k0GdoLk Sun Oct 10
  • @lolennui this fish would treat me right Sun Oct 10
  • @2Saddington haha….. hey….. Sun Oct 10
  • me and who…. https://t.co/lZPeRzpj2a Sun Oct 10
  • me when i see that Babe the Pig is in an unhappy marriage https://t.co/p3mbMK13Ec Sun Oct 10
  • they should make a dating app for people youre on the subway with Sun Oct 10
  • RT @FrogandToadbot: Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep. Sun Oct 10
  • RT @brian2grimey: I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow https://t.co/8JvzeynfKA Sun Oct 10
  • @justbrizigs unfortunately it uh does not last Sun Oct 10
  • @olarvia wh… why did snl show this Sun Oct 10
  • triples is best Sun Oct 10
  • me on my me on my 1st coffee 3rd coffee of the day… https://t.co/uNdDQMaAvx Sun Oct 10
  • @PallaviGunalan @fatty_pinner god i wish Sun Oct 10
  • @PallaviGunalan @fatty_pinner normal is the opposite of 12 Sun Oct 10
  • @PallaviGunalan @fatty_pinner im 12 and pallavi is normal. it would never work Sun Oct 10
  • @ANDREWTI u just invented the colbert report Sun Oct 10
  • its crazy that he bought that zoo… Sun Oct 10
  • if i was the guy from we bought a zoo i wouldnt have bought the zoo… thats crazy… Sun Oct 10
  • p….pohatu 😳 https://t.co/CZeMZDPdrM Sun Oct 10
  • @PallaviGunalan yeah pretty weird that it was just us Sun Oct 10
  • @PallaviGunalan glad i wasnt the only one https://t.co/jmWnkZ2OUe Sun Oct 10
  • We Bought A Zoo but make it fashion https://t.co/1rX7TMlqU2 Sun Oct 10
  • hey. what the fuck https://t.co/H98qTZgV6S Sat Oct 09
  • @2Saddington cowabunga Sat Oct 09
  • @arvalis sorry to have a basic answer but its scyther. been my fav since i was a kid Sat Oct 09
  • me making sure i catch at least 3 shinies on pokemon go community day so i can have one of each evolution https://t.co/bHVvo4bbA9 Sat Oct 09
  • any scene is a sex scene if you dont know what sex is Sat Oct 09
  • @realJaredGilman you look awesome. whos that on the left tho Sat Oct 09
  • i wish it was toyotathon all year round… Sat Oct 09
  • yall hear about not having cows? yall hear about eating shorts? https://t.co/mnUPWhq9li Fri Oct 08
  • @mattorphil well okay so theres this one beach, Fri Oct 08
  • me before going me after going to the beach to the beach https://t.co/23tL4SWoD8 Fri Oct 08
  • are we still talking about uncut gems? is that still in the zeitgeist? Fri Oct 08
  • 2:05:49 into 2:05:50 into Uncut Gems Uncut Gems https://t.co/l7bq4AAaYE Fri Oct 08
  • @Thelaserbearguy ok big shot Fri Oct 08
  • the rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of being known https://t.co/Zh1NPjuySU Fri Oct 08
  • @tsuxdxd ok good point actually Fri Oct 08

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