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• Macron securing Uranium and rare earth metals from #Mongolia, simultaneously detaching Russia and China's clients w… https://t.co/tQf7DYTlS3 Thu Jun 01
• Return to civilization after 3 days. > Leicester have gone down > Everton have stayed up Rats https://t.co/PmDPMW7Vdb Mon May 29
• @BriefingsJoel @IanDunt Wrong county mate, sadly not familiar with Hereford pubs. The Moody Cow in Upton Bishop is nice Thu May 25
• @sjerbz That's some glorious cloud cover my man Tue May 23
• It's crazy how beautiful life can be https://t.co/1Q9OvadzT8 Tue May 23
• God I wish that were me. https://t.co/8vwLxiNmkL Tue May 23
• @heyimjay_cob In this oh so brief moment, the game was on Mon May 22
• My mind can't even begin to comprehend the acts of hooliganism which must have been committed in this glorious mach… https://t.co/YQM0TzjoQl Fri May 19
• @billybrizzle420 https://t.co/BDUY7VWNCZ Thu May 18
• @gayest_tone This just isn't true though is it Thu May 18
• "Seems strange these great big things all over the place for thousands of years, and you keep telling us how little… https://t.co/buJ6sS2CJq Thu May 18
• @BriefingsJoel Swag 💯 Wed May 17
• @a_bristow2001 Based and Rory pilled Tue May 16
• @a_bristow2001 Any recommendations? Tue May 16
• RT @lib_crusher: lmao https://t.co/1MrfX6yt8r Tue May 16
• @BriefingsJoel https://t.co/gt9rW13kzl Mon May 15
• @BriefingsJoel Joel this is batshit Mon May 15
• RT @sellottie: having a coffee and my friend just asked if we’re still postmodern ‘or if something else has happened’ Mon May 15
• RT @Pita_MFP: พี่น้องประชาชนที่รัก วันนี้ผม พิธา ลิ้มเจริญรัตน์ ‘ชัด’ และ ‘พร้อม’ แล้วที่จะเป็นนายกรัฐมนตรีคนที่ 30 ของประเทศไทย เรามีความ… Mon May 15
• Death to the tyrants! The people will liberate themselves from the chains of autocracy and militarism. As a new da… https://t.co/WU4mUtHUC3 Sun May 14
• @sellottie Portugal is nourishing for the soul Sun May 14
• Sensational https://t.co/GwwKcgyITH Sun May 14
• "It'll be another 5 minutes MFs" when a fresh golden pineapple fritter comes out of the fryer https://t.co/Tmk57rGLEu Sun May 14
• Nothing but respect for Croatia for sending something truly bonkers 💪🏻🇭🇷 Sat May 13
• @Hosaam_97 It was a genuinely nice song Sat May 13
• Good to see France missing the assignment as always by sending something tasteful and good #Eurovision2023 Sat May 13
• Up in Norfolk for the weekend. Been playing that new Zelda, going on pleasant walks, spying oyster catchers through… https://t.co/LZTHZspkDV Sat May 13
• RT @Mr_John_Oxley: If you objected to the Coronation because you don't think the state should spend vast sums on a millionaire old person,… Wed May 10
• Move Forward surge! The populists and authoritarians can't win here. Uncritical support for our Thai brothers in… https://t.co/DTIMeb0BdF Wed May 10
• Bro has been on strike for OVER A DECADE! https://t.co/zIfgu68xZw Mon May 08
• @hardestgeezer Keep on chooking big man. Namibia is one of the most stunningly beautiful nations in the world. Mon May 08
• @StardewShaun Terrible moral turbulence overcame me when I discovered Adrian was sleeping with a Guardian editor Mon May 08
• I adore Adrian Chiles' writing. Just a man finding peace in the banality of existence and writing it up like the c… https://t.co/ernxY4nkCT Mon May 08
• RT @sarahst02xx: https://t.co/yJIRjEp32R Mon May 08
• @RowenaSquires I disagree strongly, but can't really be bothered to enumerate why. Have a great night! Sun May 07
• @frankjohnallen9 Thank you Frank, it means a lot 🙂 We're celebrating now. https://t.co/eckbccOowO Sat May 06
• @BriefingsJoel Thank you sir Sat May 06
• Triumph is temporary, drip is eternal https://t.co/vcNzg5hQAR Sat May 06
• @BriefingsJoel Joel be like: Dynastic politics 🇬🇧🤢 Dynastic politics 🇺🇸😎 Sat May 06
• @jayforeman Perhaps not quite what you're after, but Hindu depictions of the world in Mandala flowing outward from… https://t.co/V2w7WFi8M7 Sat May 06
• @markpack Thank you Mr President! 🫡 Fri May 05
• @DonBlais85 Blessed, I lived in Reno Nevada for a short time, love the US, particularly the west Fri May 05
• @nehies97 @EddChurch The lady irds eat the aphids, greenfly and other wee nasties, they should be protected at all costs Fri May 05
• RT @cinemashoebox: Ed Davey catastrophically misreading the public mood and destroying a model of Windsor Castle while dressed in a yellow… Fri May 05
• @sjerbz Blessed mate, every vote is appreciated 👊🏻 Fri May 05
• Just had one of the finest airport experiences of my life courtesy of Birmingham airport. Hopped of the train at… https://t.co/f6KdCbCkal Fri May 05
• @HughDoherty98 Cheers fella, I hope Big Sam gives Fraudiola a kicking 😘 Fri May 05
• @CAChalmers_ Cheers lad, really appreciate it Fri May 05
• @Richard_MarLee Thank you so much my friend, real always recognises real 🙌🏻 Fri May 05
• Thrilled to have been elected to represent Berkhamsted Castle along with my good buddy Rick. We've kicked the Tor… https://t.co/m8frQCvrsp Fri May 05
• RT @LibDems: 🚨 Breaking 🚨 Liberal Democrats GAIN control of Dacorum Council, gaining +9 councillors and winning 28 seats overall. 🔶 https… Fri May 05
• Really feeling like I'm that guy right now. https://t.co/eZPdPHEVga Thu May 04
• Might buy a pair of corduroys, I don't fully understand what makes them so great, but there is clearly something to… https://t.co/zOnDmeGpwd Thu May 04
• RT @AndrejNkv: https://t.co/f6eObKciAg Thu May 04
• Making a really big sandwich just to feel something Mon May 01
• @Richard_MarLee Jon Ossof's managerial career not going well Sun Apr 30
• @CJLittlemore Ain't no way she has her own vineyard, iconic. Sun Apr 30
• Talk about efficient writing. Flander's parents turn up for 30 seconds. You understand them immediately through the… https://t.co/XnMm1PmFZa Sun Apr 30
• Rock and Roll will never die! https://t.co/4j1B41SmYV Fri Apr 28
• RT @hardestgeezer: Day 7 of running the entire length of Africa https://t.co/TVuQw3ffHY Fri Apr 28
• @mohsintweeted ☝🏻 Thu Apr 27
• RT @EdwardJDavey: I’ve always been clear that every vote for the Liberal Democrats at the next election will be a vote for proportional rep… Thu Apr 27
• @SilvestroPerri Ain't no way you have a bulldog named Winston 😂 Thu Apr 27
• RT @HazelMonforton: I took husb, an English man with an active interest in medieval history, to a ren faire once. I asked if he would dress… Thu Apr 27
• @BriefingsJoel Thank you, I do try Wed Apr 26
• Nice evening knocking doors on the other half of Gravel Path, always a pleasure to speak to undecided voters, and I… https://t.co/ecTSOJAbCq Wed Apr 26
• @HughDoherty98 UNPOPULAR Tue Apr 25
• Good evening canvassing up Gravel Path, lots of postal votes already submitted, and lots of bluebells out! Now dow… https://t.co/9oOyYDH8hb Tue Apr 25
• This shit genuinely makes my blood boil. It's a vacant lot well outside of the village proper, literally next to th… https://t.co/gZmED12EnE Mon Apr 24
• RT @mitchyproudfoot: “You will never own a house. You will not drive with your mates. You will continue to pay for the triple-lock pension.” Mon Apr 24
• RT @ASonNamedBort: You're aged 22, you've got children and decide to learn to drive make life easier - only for a year after proving in a d… Mon Apr 24
• The time has come. https://t.co/s7dlD8nKez Sun Apr 23
• At bird pub https://t.co/sCMFeFgByI Sat Apr 22
• Very astute bit of Deanology, examining the Conservative Britain's utter failure to enable or reward aspiration. https://t.co/kcMwzkqoPy Fri Apr 21
• Way of the house husband 🙏🏻 https://t.co/8Ep2xtrjfQ Thu Apr 20
• RT @lmNOTcatholic: look at this fucking ad I just got lmao Thu Apr 20
• @feedthedrummer I actually know this bloke quite well, used to enjoy a drink with him at uni from time to time, and… https://t.co/RFuWS0WqiO Tue Apr 18
• @HughDoherty98 https://t.co/OsVVXtx8i6 Sun Apr 16
• @SilvestroPerri I took time out specifically to drink a pint of Avocet down The Ship and read a book. Later we went… https://t.co/I8wBfrJxLD Sun Apr 16
• @mitchyproudfoot The table is fully laden: let all enjoy it. The calf is fatted: let none go away hungry 🙏🏻 This is what it is all about Sun Apr 16
• RT @energybants: Midnight strikes. Germany's nuclear plants, among the finest on earth, power down. It's night. It's quite calm. Germany'… Sun Apr 16
• @BriefingsJoel Obviously Chinese tbqh Sun Apr 16
• @BriefingsJoel Good job he hasn't got a chance then. Sun Apr 16
• God I love Exeter, how good it is to be alive! Sun Apr 16
• @mitchyproudfoot @CrossCountryUK I am on a 5 hour coach to Exeter at the moment, no food obvs but I bought a book a… https://t.co/4IuxpQFRs4 Sat Apr 15
• RT @DuncanStott: Local councillors sit on planning committees and decide whether every new home is granted or denied permission. But they… Sat Apr 15
• Thai health minister wildin' https://t.co/fbrnwCZNRq Sat Apr 15
• Difficult to describe, but the Wiltshire countryside has this very distinct look which is quite different from anywhere else in England Sat Apr 15
• Gonna spend the weekend with some LIBERALS drinking BEER! Sat Apr 15
• @BriefingsJoel Cannot stress enough how little they would care, they would shrug, wave their hand and mumble someth… https://t.co/r15w6UeSxR Sat Apr 15
• @BriefingsJoel This is legit sick, the Dropkick Murphy's really sells it Fri Apr 14
• @mitchyproudfoot I voted the wrong way, but it has always felt to me that the whole "mindset not an ideology" was massive cope tbqh Fri Apr 14
• Yeeee boi https://t.co/eOI7K6gSZz Thu Apr 13
• Lovely evening out canvassing up Ivy House Lane, good response on the doors in this lovely end of town from human a… https://t.co/r7rr5qIV9U Thu Apr 13
• The pack came in 🙌🏻 https://t.co/nqU45Lg6Xm Thu Apr 13
• @BriefingsJoel @Iiveral We've got a great local candidate, and Gagan Mohindra is political mist. Harp and Berk soun… https://t.co/dMrCKhV9wb Wed Apr 12
• @BriefingsJoel @Iiveral Ed Davey was here for a reason. Don't think there has been enough demographic sliding to fl… https://t.co/UTqJT9u9gh Wed Apr 12
• @BriefingsJoel @Iiveral Protected tweet Wed Apr 12
• @BriefingsJoel Has work been done on why politicians love curry quite so much? Tue Apr 11
• My lamb is roasting beautifully over the coals, sending gorgeous aromas up to sky, god bless and happy Easter to al… https://t.co/cKlnx0yvR6 Sun Apr 09
• @mitchyproudfoot Never had you pegged as Orthodox Sun Apr 09
• Bentham saw that misery was the principal enemy of the human condition in the 19th century. The new political progr… https://t.co/USieVisC0x Sun Apr 09
• @sjerbz Amount of BKs that don't flame grill as they're in airports, don't offer the full menu as they're in statio… https://t.co/VMQ5spMJuw Sat Apr 08
• @mohsintweeted @Richard_MarLee My profile on Letterboxd https://t.co/JDWxL8zb1s Hoestly not an app I use much, but you get an idea Sat Apr 08
• @sjerbz Men have revelations and change the courses of their lives in Burger Kings, just ask Robert Downey Jr Sat Apr 08
• Enjoying an affogato on a gorgeous spring morn, watching the blue tits play in the plum blossom. This shit got me f… https://t.co/8BTCtkDBDa Sat Apr 08
• RT @ZelenskyyUa: The world should know: respect and order will return to international relations only when the Ukrainian flag returns to Cr… Fri Apr 07
• @Richard_MarLee You will LOVE Sympathy For Mr Vengeance Fri Apr 07
• @Richard_MarLee 5 stars for that new Park Chan Wook? I mean it was good... Fri Apr 07
• @joseph_gellman Germany gives you 3 chances, the you're judged to lack the aptitude to drive. Tue Apr 04
• @OllieBradfield1 Legally you now have to make it as easy to unsubscribe as to subscribe thanks to new rules, IE you… https://t.co/RJ3ZowwDP9 Tue Apr 04
• @JamieB60244831 Which way gaming man? Sun Apr 02
• Great day canvassing down and around the canal. Got a fantastic response on the doors and got to see a few familiar… https://t.co/DwRg70pIv3 Sun Apr 02
• Pie, mash and gravy and down 1 - 0 against the scum at half time, it's feeling like a Saturday https://t.co/TSAkVv6boC Sat Apr 01
• That overpriced theatre interval ice cream really does hit different Fri Mar 31
• Might fuck around and watch the 1998 animated classic The Prince of Egypt Thu Mar 30
• @HughDoherty98 Yes, but integrating humans into cgi environments is vastly more difficult than creating CGI vistas.… https://t.co/yNtjyQ3g9u Tue Mar 28
• Hot cross buns are the absolute boy Fri Mar 24
• https://t.co/iDinGOQNnS Wed Mar 22
• RT @RaymondNewell_: In surely the biggest Boris Johnson related story of the day, #JohnsonAt10 - written by myself and @AnthonySeldon - is… Wed Mar 22
• @Richard_MarLee WHO IS THIS FOR? Wed Mar 22
• @mitchyproudfoot Hilarious way to lose a cup tie, almost had it in hand before the handball Sun Mar 19
• @sjerbz Wyd Tuesday lad? I get in at 6, we can have a couple in town after Sun Mar 19
• Made a delicious chicken Caesar for mum, then boshed out a good leaflet round. Now off to the pub, god bless https://t.co/T6HeXJpbI6 Sun Mar 19
• @sjerbz Impressive, you nearly made me use a fraction of my culinary powers https://t.co/A5JKDn3bkh Sun Mar 19
• I'm dipping ciabatta in artisanal olive oil, how can you even hope to compete? 🫒 Sun Mar 19
• RT @SarahGreenLD: Today my Chalk Streams (Protection) Bill was denied a second reading The Misbourne, Chess & chalk streams around the cou… Fri Mar 17
• RT @Gaylussite: When the OBR forecasts 0.1% growth instead of a technical recession #Budget2023 https://t.co/uUYB1LlKlw Wed Mar 15
• https://t.co/71Y74hezEX Mon Mar 13
• Can watch the mechanic replace my punctured rear tyre and the 6 nation's at the same time, cracking 🍻 Sun Mar 12
• RT @HughDoherty98: This means Jermaine Jenas will end up hosting Match Of The Day won’t it https://t.co/MHJsFJTHur Fri Mar 10
• Tár is absolutely fantastic, magisterial performance from Cate Blanchett Fri Mar 10
• @Richard_MarLee @aaronjmate Richard! You can't just go giving random militias yellow cake! Thu Mar 09
• RT @William_fleet_: This was an old labour poster from 1974. If only Tony Blair was this proactive on housing. https://t.co/uMsNQS5sl6 Thu Mar 09
• @Richard_MarLee @aaronjmate Mass instability and state fragmentation due to popular hatred of a murderous and repre… https://t.co/wZPJBzke2B Thu Mar 09
• @Richard_MarLee @aaronjmate Are they a joke to you? https://t.co/cLwMTtFzVi Thu Mar 09
• They thought I was mad when I made my seven (7) bean chilli. That's too many beans they said, what type of beans ar… https://t.co/Uo82mo0N4E Thu Mar 09
• RT @J_Holliss: Quiet part out loud here, the HS2 delay is so the Prime Minister can hit his arbitrary target that the public neither knows… Thu Mar 09
• RT @mitchyproudfoot: 7 years ago I was stacking shelves full-time with only 3 GCSE’s to my name Today, I accepted an offer from the Univer… Tue Mar 07
• Needed https://t.co/9qTNeVNhFA Mon Mar 06
• RT @frownheights: sir https://t.co/5wNG5WvyRP Sun Mar 05
• @SilvestroPerri @tragicbirdapp https://t.co/jszmuXfSw4 Sun Feb 26
• @SilvestroPerri @tragicbirdapp You own a pitbull?! 🤨 Sun Feb 26
• @mitchyproudfoot Not trying to be a twat, but this must really be a few pence of Diesel, and a couple minutes of de… https://t.co/u0iKIenFnf Thu Feb 23
• RT @thugclive: Mate of mine once saw Michael Gove outside a pub. Called him a Tory wanker or some shit. Gove replied with something like:… Thu Feb 23
• Nose: badly sunburnt View: monotonous Beer: ice cold We are so fucking back https://t.co/8lQM5FU14M Thu Feb 23
• @mitchyproudfoot No, offer more nuance, don't let the bastards grind you down! Tue Feb 21
• I have always wanted to be the lone white guy at an Indian wedding, but now I am here I feel out of place, as thoug… https://t.co/BQtqMjK6Ka Sat Feb 18
• @incurablelibdem No, I am going to India. I said a holiday not a chore 🤣 Fri Feb 17
• The subtle crack and hiss of a cold tinnie accompanied by the familiar smell of a leatherette coach seat let's you… https://t.co/pqFWienpuW Fri Feb 17
• @Lucius_Winslow My friends; you bow to no one. Tue Feb 14
• @BriefingsJoel Got one in St Alban's mate Tue Feb 14
• RT @samuelpepys: So to bed, where my wife and I had some high words upon my telling her that I would fling the dog which her brother gave h… Mon Feb 13
• @_politicalkat Truly the heart of Europe, Incredible city Sun Feb 12
• @redacted_street But where should I go for lunch George? Sun Feb 12
• St Alban's Liberal Club is now an Indian restaurant endorsed by Tom Cruise, but seemingly also still the St Alban's… https://t.co/tQx7BXsmbY Sun Feb 12
• @mitchyproudfoot The guy reading this Fri Feb 10
• Non vegan seeking firm tofu recipes for something casual on a Friday night 😉 Fri Feb 10
• RT @HughDoherty98: https://t.co/rKDYh8F6fb Fri Feb 10
• @IanAndIainNews Reporting in from the UK, fear I may be too young to be truly typical https://t.co/YWIXqYAQIx Thu Feb 09
• RT @JackTindale: https://t.co/lVWnJEIK09 Tue Feb 07
• Sunk 3 pints down The Goat watching Spurs - City, quick kebab before local council hustings, let's get this candida… https://t.co/B7Q0GYPWiY Sun Feb 05
• Bussin 🍜 https://t.co/1Rld5l2sHW Sun Feb 05
• @mitchyproudfoot Mmm hmm, if I were putting together a list of crypto-pagans, the bishop of Exeter would be pretty far down my list Sat Feb 04
• @mitchyproudfoot A: Fan of the artwork B: Doubt the artist was considering the theological implications when they… https://t.co/RsBBkezt9i Sat Feb 04
• @Robpeck8 Assume he is filming up in Ashridge, they could've used bullet time when those lads were throwing chairs… https://t.co/jRiKCdGf7E Sat Feb 04
• Keanu Reeves was in Tring for lunch today, and I missed it fml Sat Feb 04
• @CJLittlemore Not going well for you is it Sat Feb 04
• 2nd pub of the route, and Wales are just as dire lol https://t.co/nzYbiaw0Y5 Sat Feb 04
• Sound bloke at the pub who has been drinking here since he was 12 has told me two of our current councillors are lo… https://t.co/lhjj49oyVC Sat Feb 04
• Leaflet round off to a strong start https://t.co/RGUiTLkmzt Sat Feb 04
• Everyone on this new build estate opposes building a Lidl within walking distance of it as the 2 lorrys a day would… https://t.co/flLzaSZRcV Sat Feb 04
• About to paint Deanoville orange https://t.co/6yJeFuWQzd Sat Feb 04
• Price of a pint of Real Ale went up at Spoons again https://t.co/UHYBs2JbkY Wed Feb 01
• RT @IslingtonChap: Geneva airport. Non-EU gate. 'Keep it together Tim, we're British. We love a good Queue.' But the wry smirk from the Sw… Wed Feb 01
• @Robpeck8 Unfortunately I no longer participate in what constitutes a restaurant discourse, following the great "Is… https://t.co/WyTySaAg0o Wed Feb 01
• @sjerbz Unfortunately this kind of historic Simpsons themed vandalism is illegal to demolish in most British counties Wed Feb 01
• Every historic roadside pub forced to close by our draconian drink driving laws is a travesty, but I digress. Wed Feb 01
• It's literally an abandoned building off an A road in the middle of nowhere with Moe Szyslak painted up the side, b… https://t.co/FdKbDhDvR0 Wed Feb 01
• If you want a metaphor for the decline of Britain, this derelict pub which "has successfully beaten multiple attemp… https://t.co/u7Qi4NtSHv Wed Feb 01
• @sjerbz Everybody is stuckin a traffic jam, nobody is traffic Wed Feb 01
• @sjerbz Solidarity with the working man Mikey Wed Feb 01
• @sjerbz BizarRMT https://t.co/TjXHNwRL6R Wed Feb 01
• @redactedrob Might ruin the anniversary meal with the missus, but cheers for the reccomendation. https://t.co/bVvWYpX0nZ Wed Feb 01
• @sjerbz Big fan of The Hole In The Wall myself Wed Feb 01
• @sjerbz As far as I can tell no service today and Friday, but running tomorrow! Wed Feb 01
• @OllieBradfield1 I am however always a short train away from London. Wed Feb 01
• @OllieBradfield1 Tomorrow night! Wed Feb 01
• Ideas for things to do in London 17:00 - 21:00 (after the museums are shut) or excellent and characterful pubs in Central? God bless. Wed Feb 01
• Insane and unparalleled run https://t.co/XxsVrUIlX7 Tue Jan 31
• It's all so tiresome Mon Jan 30
• >Phone broken >Go to buy a new phone >Need a one time passcode to complete the purchase >mfw https://t.co/H92DBCq0xT Mon Jan 30
• @BriefingsJoel unusually reserved Yogan Drip Sun Jan 29
• @BriefingsJoel 16 hour crossing, dear lord Fri Jan 27
• Yes Martin McDonagh is my favourite working director, how could you tell? https://t.co/ae6cUbw8su Tue Jan 24
• Sad news out of Czechia “Legendary alcoholic Čurda has passed away. He became famous by driving with 8% of alcohol… https://t.co/as5oLDeraL Fri Jan 20
• 5 Million Mongolians by 2050! https://t.co/NHXaW7EUX5 Fri Jan 20
• RT @CAChalmers_: “one man and one woman for life” Wait until he finds out how the Church of England was founded. Fri Jan 20
• @mitchyproudfoot I don't feel like people miss this though, I mean Gandalf basically says it. Tue Jan 17
• Just ate some delicious Sardines, proper Sunday supper, bosh. Sun Jan 15