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  • RT @FallonTonight: That’s My Jam is back for Season 2 with host @jimmyfallon and a star-studded roster of celebrities, new games, and unfor… Thu Feb 02
  • For the longest time I thought “When Doves Cry” went, “Maybe I’m just like my mother, she never sits inside.” #MisheardLyrics Wed Feb 01
  • It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Grammy Awards this Sunday, tweet out a funny song lyric that you or someone you… https://t.co/FrqLxqQmgo Wed Feb 01
  • Batman has every piece of technology and the only way to contact him is a light in the sky? #WeTweet Wed Feb 01
  • tiny song recap (Jan ‘23) https://t.co/lQzXqCAdPT Tue Jan 31
  • “Live, Laugh, Leave” would be a much better kitchen sign. #WeTweet Wed Jan 25
  • Where The Crawdads Sing Karaoke #AddAWordFixAMovie Mon Jan 23
  • It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Academy Award nominations coming out on Tuesday, tweet out a funny word additio… https://t.co/oFsxM0w3vn Mon Jan 23
  • Pretty crazy how phones used to ring and we’d answer them. #WeTweet Wed Jan 18
  • If our team is down at the half, one family member/friend is voted out of the house. They have to sit outside until… https://t.co/3MYDbLYH0u Mon Jan 16
  • It's Hashtags time! Since it’s almost the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs, tweet out your funny football super… https://t.co/gzM83TalFM Mon Jan 16
  • My friend's family would all yell “Hike!” after saying grace. #ThatsMyFamily Wed Jan 11
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your funny/silly family quirks. Could be on the show! #ThatsMyFamily Wed Jan 11
  • My favorite winter activity is watching other people fall while doing winter activities. #WeTweet Tue Jan 10
  • All new show tonight with Al Pacino, @LoganLerman, Rupert Grint and @drycleaningband. Mon Jan 09
  • Why do you start trouble every single time? https://t.co/wgzMmd84bh Thu Jan 05
  • Coming up with a new password is adding another exclamation point to the word that’s been my password for the last 15 years. #WeTweet Wed Jan 04
  • Do one crunch. #3WordResolution Tue Jan 03
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your New Year’s Resolution in just three words. Could be on the show! #3WordResolution Tue Jan 03
  • Happy New Year! We're back tonight with - Ana de Armas, @Yellowstone's Luke Grimes and music from @Protoje plus an all new #WeTweet. Tue Jan 03
  • It’s officially 5 More Sleeps ‘til Christmas!!! The countdown has begun. #5MoreSleeps https://t.co/SPjD8b5Weu Tue Dec 20
  • RT @FallonTonight: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf… Now get ready for Elvis on the Shelvis! @austinbutler #FallonTonight https://t.co/0sZ8… Sat Dec 17
  • Catch @JKCorden and I taking a walk down winter wonderland lane with this tribute performance to some of the greate… https://t.co/oiMCPDOko1 Sat Dec 17
  • Happy holidays!! Here’s a special reading of 5 More Sleeps ‘til Christmas underneath the @rockcenternyc tree in all… https://t.co/2wFVuJXPVb Fri Dec 16
  • Thanks to our partner @FordMustang, I got to race an Electric Cooler Scooter Race, give away a Mustang Mach E SUV t… https://t.co/lpXmEGvY2s Fri Dec 16
  • Only the genius, creative team at @fallontonight could make these ugly Christmas sweaters dazzling enough to be fea… https://t.co/ys0rjzIcAB Wed Dec 14
  • Did the Black Eyed Peas end up having a good night or was it just a feeling? #WeTweet Wed Dec 14
  • Gifting someone a scented candle is the nicest way to say “Hi your house stinks.” #WeTweet Wed Dec 07
  • Weather Forecast looks WET for xmas on #ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • RT @FallonTonight: Wheel of Musical Impressions: @MelissaVComedy performs Uptown Funk as @MileyCyrus, Julie Andrews, @DollyParton, and @xti… Tue Dec 06
  • Colin Jost kind of looks like my cashier #WheelOfImpossibleKaraoke #ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • don't call it a comeback @AnaGasteyer #ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • The human jukebox @TheRealDratch #ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • Youngest resident on the North Pole. Santa baby, #obvs @ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • CAKE BY THE OCEAN!! Nicely done @TheRealDratch #ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • Egg roulette with the one and only @selenagomez on @FallonTonight 11:35pm!! Tue Dec 06
  • Jingle Ball Rock passes. Sorta. #ThatsMyJam Tue Dec 06
  • Let's get the rotation going #ThatsMyJam https://t.co/sYRYKTIN6O Tue Dec 06
  • Kicking it off with my @nbcsnl pals @Melissavcomedy, @TheRealDratch, Fred Armisen and @AnaGasteyer Tue Dec 06
  • Special holiday episode of #ThatsMyJam starts nowww on @nbc!! Who's watching?!?!?! Tue Dec 06
  • RT @JamesGunn: Watching my three favorite things together last night on @FallonTonight - Christmas, the @Old97s, & @kevinbacon - made my he… Sun Dec 04
  • Needed to blow off some steam so took a ride in the 2024 @FordMustang. Thanks to our partners at Ford, I no longer… https://t.co/K4TK6avZz2 Sat Dec 03
  • Telling someone you like their “ugly Christmas sweater” is a real gamble. #WeTweet Wed Nov 30
  • The Good the Bad and the Ugly Christmas Sweater #MakeAMovieChristmas Tue Nov 29
  • It's Hashtags time! Take a real movie and revise the title to make it Christmas and tag it with #MakeAMovieChristmas. Could be on the show! Tue Nov 29
  • For #GivingTuesday, why not get a scoop of @benandjerrys Tonight Dough? Not only is it the best ice cream in the wo… https://t.co/wXh9otharK Tue Nov 29
  • Who’s ready??!! #MacysParade https://t.co/qElZQavqIr Thu Nov 24
  • If I have to take out my earbuds more than 3 times cuz you keep talking to me, get a clue. #WeTweet Wed Nov 23
  • RT @FallonTonight: The on-hold music for the @butterball hotline is Jimmy & @DollyParton’s new song, #AlmostTooEarlyForXmas! #FallonTonight… Wed Nov 23
  • Whoever gets up from the table at Thanksgiving first is in charge of doing the dishes. Last year, we sat there for… https://t.co/q1BWDCXZyu Mon Nov 21
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing a family member has done or said, and tag it wi… https://t.co/1NeQBqO9Wv Mon Nov 21
  • YES!!!!! Congratulations to @gabriellezevin on having @amazonbooks book of the year!! Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and T… https://t.co/3KP0gUPNpR Thu Nov 17
  • It’s not family movie night until you remember way too late about that one scene. #WeTweet Wed Nov 16
  • Elon, can you fix this? #RIPJimmyFallon Wed Nov 16
  • My friend used to hide in the clothing racks at JC Penney and scare his manager. Tue Nov 15
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about getting fired and tag with #WhyIGotFired. Could be on the show! Tue Nov 15
  • Will there be a @taylorswift13 and @springsteen tour crossover/possible collab? #SpringsteenOnFallon #OnlyTheStrongSurvive Tue Nov 15
  • Amazing interview/performance with @springsteen. Is it - the screen door slams, Mary’s dress SWAYS or WAVES? Bruce… https://t.co/fmJA7OO9Mr Tue Nov 15
  • St. Peter’s like “Out of the aisles, out of the aisles, Budd’s coming through.” Rest in peace, Budd Friedman. Sun Nov 13
  • In honor of #VeteransDay our entire audience will be filled with the brave people from all branches of the military… https://t.co/s6Vr3ej6dA Fri Nov 11
  • Don't expect a "bless you" after the 3rd sneeze, just focus on getting yourself together. #WeTweet Fri Nov 11
  • For those of you watching the show tonight - the audience member that Will Ferrell turns into a Bengal tiger is not… https://t.co/9JHGrurSJO Fri Nov 11
  • It’s release day!! #AlmostTooEarlyForXmas my holiday duet with @dollyparton is here. If you have trouble listening… https://t.co/9AeExO4ztX Fri Nov 04
  • I wouldn’t have worn a shirt with Moe on it while having the same haircut as Moe. https://t.co/QRHXgIRWPK Wed Nov 02
  • It's Hashtags time! In honor of Daylight Savings, tweet out a funny or silly mistake you've made and tag it with… https://t.co/EfTkmofqmq Wed Nov 02
  • I can always tell if I’m not gonna like someone based on how accurately they pronounce the word “croissant”. #WeTweet Wed Nov 02
  • RT @kidstonightshow: Our favorite kids are EMMY NOMINATED!!! 🥳🥳🥳 Congratulations to our amazing hosts Young Dylan, Mykal-Michelle, Recker a… Wed Nov 02
  • It’s all happening https://t.co/WKJ1q1lwpD Wed Nov 02
  • Pre-save #AlmostTooEarlyForXmas for a chance to win a signed version of the song artwork!! https://t.co/evhMmo1oq5 https://t.co/nk1Hg4kngP Tue Nov 01
  • So awesome to be nominated for Nighttime Talk Show of 2022 by @peopleschoice. Votes today count 2x!! Let's go… https://t.co/Jlwh1feNvt Tue Nov 01
  • Out this Friday!! @DollyParton #AlmostTooEarlyForXmas https://t.co/evhMmo1oq5 https://t.co/BImbK7ex8t Tue Nov 01
  • Special duet reveal on @FallonTonight 11:35pm!! https://t.co/evhMmo1oq5 https://t.co/VEcH5NlHEP Tue Nov 01
  • Hottest costume @SpiritHalloween https://t.co/8xNR6A4dJd Sat Oct 29
  • Trivia. Whipped Cream Pie. Ford Super Duty. In partnership with @Ford. #MegaPieChallenge https://t.co/2KJIHMkj0p Sat Oct 29
  • Dos Oruguitas. @Lin_Manuel https://t.co/BGrzhbbK0x Sat Oct 29
  • Thank you @InterviewMag! https://t.co/gOuSMiZQm5 Fri Oct 28
  • Oh - I am soooo real right now. @noah_schnapp @Milliestopshate https://t.co/DBINCHXBlh Fri Oct 28
  • There’s a big difference between a heated toilet seat, and a toilet seat that’s warm. #WeTweet Wed Oct 26
  • One year I forgot a Halloween costume so I just spent the whole night holding on to the bathroom door and told ever… https://t.co/0IH5QJcsWL Tue Oct 25
  • It’s Hashtags time! Describe your best last minute Halloween costume idea and tag it with #LastMinuteCostume. Could be on the show! Tue Oct 25
  • Spending #Midnights with @taylorswift13 is as fun as it looks. Thank you for coming on the show and here’s to makin… https://t.co/Eg3gH2xkEx Tue Oct 25
  • .@taylorswift13 24 cats (30 seconds version) (Taylor's Version). Tonight #TaylorxFallon Tue Oct 25
  • RT @FallonTonight: TONIGHT: @taylorswift13 is here to talk all things “Midnights!” #TaylorOnFallon #FallonTonight #TSmidnighTS https://t.co… Tue Oct 25
  • @pinkfloyd Arnold Layne / see Emily Play Sat Oct 22
  • I’m happy to be on any list with @jlo. But the @nytimes best seller list? Who’d a thunk? Shout out to all of my Spa… https://t.co/bviiBpbnL1 Wed Oct 19
  • RT @MacKidsBooks: It's official! CON POLLO by @jimmyfallon and @JLo, illustrated by @dreasdoodles is an INSTANT New York Times bestseller!… Wed Oct 19
  • I'm not scared of heights but I am scared of when the waiter takes my order without writing anything down. #WeTweet Wed Oct 12
  • Number 1?!?? Not too shabby!!! Thank you to everyone who showed up on #AmazonPrimeDay #ConPollo @amazonbooks https://t.co/6LBbh0kzMd Wed Oct 12
  • #ConPollo in midtown!! Awesome!! Thank you @amazonbooks. https://t.co/uSGEuQ82VL https://t.co/4MGcdWx7In Tue Oct 11
  • Con Pollo made the cold open of @DrewBarrymoreTV show!! Thank you SIL!!!!! You are the best @DrewBarrymore!… https://t.co/7TeqWffQl4 Tue Oct 11
  • RT @JLo: My first children’s book with @JimmyFallon is out TODAY! I’m so proud of this fun little bilingual playtime adventure and I can’t… Tue Oct 11
  • I hear @hodakotb and @JennaBushHager have a fun game planned for me on @HodaAndJenna. See you soon!! #ConPollo 🐔📕 Tue Oct 11
  • Honored to partner with @jlo on her first children’s book - #ConPollo! We always have so much fun when we get toget… https://t.co/sFfi6w8Qrk Tue Oct 11
  • My new children’s book with @JLo - Con Pollo is out TODAY!! So perfect timing to see my friends at @TODAYshow. Pull… https://t.co/6mhFtUTOBZ Tue Oct 11
  • I was in a group text and started a side chat where I asked my friend, “What is Nick talking about?” My friend text… https://t.co/Zes8dJTPeL Mon Oct 10
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your weird, funny, or embarrassing text message stories and tag it with #TextFail. Could be on the show! Mon Oct 10
  • #ConPollo!!! https://t.co/iUX2T4DWKY https://t.co/pDszSVzsG8 Sat Oct 08
  • What was the first word you learned in Spanish? Mine was biblioteca. Drop yours in the comments and preorder Con Po… https://t.co/bNGcl9b7rG Fri Oct 07
  • "Awkward Smile" Wed Oct 05
  • It's Hashtags time! Take a horror movie and add one word to change the plot and tag it with #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie. Could be on the show! Wed Oct 05
  • Does your baby want to learn another language? Con Pollo is available for preorder now!! https://t.co/uSGEuQ7v6d Wed Oct 05
  • Starting 80’s night. Now. @FallonTonight Wed Oct 05
  • RT @FallonTonight: 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺, 𝘛-𝘖-𝘕-𝘐-𝘎-𝘏-𝘛. #FallonTonight https://t.co/4nPLfmaJxQ Wed Oct 05
  • RT @FallonTonight: '80s night. He's a Maniac. #FallonTonight https://t.co/nu5TEnNbgx Wed Oct 05
  • @JustinThomas34 @FallonTonight You’re not the real “JT”. Wed Oct 05
  • Had the best time on @LiveKellyRyan talking all things #ConPollo. Thanks for having me guys!!! Preorder your copy h… https://t.co/rzWi0IbBKN Tue Oct 04
  • RT @TODAYshow: The Tonight Show @FallonTonight announced plans for an 80s tribute show! https://t.co/1dclsrsT5b Tue Oct 04
  • RT @JLo: 🐔 ✨ Thu Sep 29
  • I like how we all collectively were like, “Okay, enough with the selfie sticks.” #WeTweet Wed Sep 28
  • I used to think that if I turned on the light in the back seat while the car was moving, we would get pulled over b… https://t.co/Th0GOK45dG Tue Sep 27
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet something funny or weird that you used to think and tag it with #IUsedToThink. Could be on the show! Tue Sep 27
  • #CONPOLLO comes out October 11th!! Preorder here: https://t.co/XchMMBgWG0 https://t.co/VNIY7DSH8i Tue Sep 27
  • Sure @bugha is a legend in the gaming world but how good is he in real life Giant Pong? (Ans. - pretty awesome.)… https://t.co/AvOzT5vUAH Thu Sep 22
  • Instead of a Bible, every hotel room needs an iPhone charger that reaches the bed. #WeTweet Wed Sep 21
  • Thank you for all of the birthday love. Sending love back. If you want to get me a gift or anything- I would love o… https://t.co/gBDFP9Kt3i Tue Sep 20
  • My friend went to Red Lobster with a date who insisted on ordering everything in an Australian accent. He thought it was Outback Steakhouse. Mon Sep 19
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your funny or embarrassing first date story and tag it with #WorstFirstDate. Could be on the show! Mon Sep 19
  • RT @FallonTonight: Uh oh, Fred Armisen and Jimmy get stuck in a door frame before the show. #FallonTonight https://t.co/fKt8DfTnUp Fri Sep 16
  • The show has everything you want before bed tonight - stars, comedy and @davidblaine eating nails and throwing up f… https://t.co/HjY5E8SmRB Fri Sep 16
  • If someone is happy and they don't know it, they should still clap their hands, just in case. #WeTweet Wed Sep 14
  • All star episode of #PASSWORD!! Finale night 2 @nbc Wed Sep 14
  • I mean who's better than my man @MrTonyHale?!?! #PASSWORD Wed Sep 14
  • Let's help Mimi win #PASSWORD Wed Sep 14
  • .@MrTonyHale does have a nice beard right?! Wed Sep 14
  • My kermit impression is no joke #PASSWORD Wed Sep 14
  • The legend @serenawilliams all new on @FallonTonight 11:35/10:35c Wed Sep 14
  • The judges got sassy #PASSWORD Wed Sep 14
  • That's how you play the game #PASSWORD #leprechaun Wed Sep 14
  • The amazing @mrtonyhale on #PASSWORD Wed Sep 14
  • All new #PASSWORD starts in 5 minutes who ya got?!? Wed Sep 14
  • My roommate used to light one match and then blow it out every night before going to bed. #MyRoommateIsWeird Mon Sep 12
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing about your roommate and tag it with… https://t.co/pmrm326cy4 Mon Sep 12
  • It sucks when it’s you, but seeing someone else run through an airport is fun as hell. #WeTweet Wed Sep 07
  • (Move B***h - Ludacris) Jock itch!/ Get out the spray!/ Get out the spray, coach, get out the spray! #FootballRaps Wed Sep 07
  • It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny rap parody about football and tag it with #FootballRaps. Could be on the show! Wed Sep 07
  • Can’t wait to get back to the gaaaaahden. See you soon Boston! @tdgarden #ComicsComeHome26 https://t.co/JX3iZPbzlb Wed Aug 31
  • Hahahaha @chelseahandler . No need to repeat the clues. #Password Wed Aug 31
  • Thank you for the standing ovation. #Lucky #Password Wed Aug 31
  • I had to google acetone #Password Wed Aug 31
  • It's so fun watching people win big. #Password Wed Aug 31
  • I’ve always loved @chelseahandler ‘s comedy but I’ve also respected her honesty. When she first started this episod… https://t.co/NUHFH0hbel Wed Aug 31
  • What would your clue be for UGGS? Mine was Cluggs #Password Wed Aug 31
  • 3/3. I'm getting good at this and yes, it's all going to my head #Password Wed Aug 31
  • All new PASSWOOOOORD with @chelseahandler who ya got?? #Password Wed Aug 31
  • RT @AndriyYermak: Together with @ZelenskyyUa, we had a video call with @jimmyfallon, the US TV presenter and actor. We discussed options f… Fri Aug 26
  • @ZelenskyyUa How to help: https://t.co/S1kEpkndPc Fri Aug 26
  • Had the privilege of speaking with @ZelenskyyUa about the ongoing war in Ukraine. I want the people of Ukraine to k… https://t.co/q20JghJoja Fri Aug 26
  • How good was @ohsnapjbsmoove on #password?! Thanks for coming buds Wed Aug 24
  • Another week of #PASSWORD what'd you guys think?? Wed Aug 24
  • My Barney impression is legit. #password Wed Aug 24
  • Two #Virgos on stage in honor of #VirgoSeason @KekePalmer #password Wed Aug 24
  • I love doing that. When you know they know it. The non clue clue. #password Wed Aug 24
  • I mean, goatee?! genius #password Wed Aug 24
  • Who doesn't love @bts_bighit #Password Wed Aug 24
  • that clue was banana(s). #Password Wed Aug 24
  • winning clue: nude #password Wed Aug 24
  • 19-zip how we doing JB?? #Password Wed Aug 24
  • go go gadget #inspectorgadget #password Wed Aug 24
  • She did say she likes Post Malone #Password Wed Aug 24
  • Incredible clue by JB!!!! but no dice #gargamel #password Wed Aug 24
  • so excited to have JB Smoove on tonight, and Keke obvs #Password Wed Aug 24
  • #PASSWORD starts now!!!! Wed Aug 24
  • Almooooost time for #PASSWORD 10pm @nbc Wed Aug 24
  • Another week on #password with the greatest @KekePalmer #Virgos Thu Aug 18
  • SHES GOT THE 25 GRAND!! Congrats Dawn #Password Thu Aug 18
  • the password is: daddy #Password Thu Aug 18
  • jelly belly #Password Thu Aug 18
  • i mean... who's better than @KekePalmer #password Thu Aug 18
  • is Sandy winning the 25k and going to new zealand?! #Password Thu Aug 18
  • RT @HotDogBuzz: Jimmy’s accent when he said Sunny 😹 #NBCPassword https://t.co/VRNMv0PI8X Thu Aug 18
  • second time butt has been the winning clue #justsayin #twerk #uranus #password Thu Aug 18
  • DEMI LOVATO night 2 @FallonTonight Thu Aug 18
  • he knows the sound of crickets if you've ever heard his standup #password Thu Aug 18
  • GAME ON SHORT #password Thu Aug 18
  • ittchhyyyy in 1 shot #password Thu Aug 18
  • can you believe that?! the OG Password 40 years ago with Betty White and Mary Tyler Moore!! #insane #password Thu Aug 18
  • Martin SHORT ladies and gentlemen #password Thu Aug 18
  • 5 minutes til #PASSWORD who's watching?!?!?! Thu Aug 18
  • Naps are so disorienting. You either wake up in 20 minutes, or in 3024. There is no in-between. #WeTweet Wed Aug 17
  • Okay - the Tonight Show (@Fallontonight) is 15 away - it’s a fun one tonight. @ddlovato . Stay tuned to @NBC. #FallonTonight #DemiLovato Wed Aug 17
  • What song do you want to see @ddlovato perform tonight? #FallonTonight #DemiLovato #HOLYFVCK Wed Aug 17
  • Thank you for watching. Seriously. Thank you thank you thank you. Stay up to watch a fun show tonight with my BFF… https://t.co/DdHDDAHDYp Wed Aug 17
  • I should’ve gotten that one!!! #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Okay okay here we goooo. Se? Se? What does this all mean? #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Okay here we go…. Volume UP. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • I’m getting a lot of Tina Fey and @KevinHart4real to play this game. I could see that. That’s a fun one. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Everyone loves a comeback. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • What are you guessing? #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Watch me now. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Never. Give. Up. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Stay positive. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • How did I not get that? I’m so bummed!!! #Password Wed Aug 17
  • I am too competitive.#Password Wed Aug 17
  • Any Carl Sagan fans out there? #Cosmo #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Okay @Meghan_Trainor is getting expert level. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Oh I like that @vrbo commercial. #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Come on now!!!! #Password Wed Aug 17
  • Do you think my partner will get COSMO???? #Password Wed Aug 17

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