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  • @neebzzzzz girlbossing so hard rn, bestie. proud of you 😚😙 Mon Oct 18
  • @bremindewamke may Allah grant them quick, shifa. i will remember them in my duas Mon Oct 18
  • feeling a little brave today. i shall bring up the idea of a new piercing to my mum Mon Oct 18
  • @blazenszn @tala_msh masha Allah! I WANT Sun Oct 17
  • @salamnhowdy you make cs sound so cool btw. i didn't think hackathons existed outside of kdramas Sun Oct 17
  • https://t.co/IiziawKDTQ Sun Oct 17
  • the feminine urge to gobble up chubby babies with curly hair Sun Oct 17
  • @amisamakiss this me😭😭😭😭 Sun Oct 17
  • @afkaaruha yes with the Divine's help Sun Oct 17
  • https://t.co/I9fGeDjJbH Sat Oct 16
  • @teapourer welcome back! i remembered you many times this week 🥺 Sat Oct 16
  • @blazenszn (the one who is jumping is me) https://t.co/WPodRPDvTj Sat Oct 16
  • @blazenszn yes. also, you got to meet me at my cool girl phase😋 Sat Oct 16
  • hajer the type of girl who would air you for seven months and then bewitch your mind, soul and body and make you love her ardently Fri Oct 15
  • drake the type of guy who would tweet "communication is the key" and the communication he is talking about is telepathy Fri Oct 15
  • @blazenszn i will after you send me a voice note of you speaking darija😋 Fri Oct 15
  • @blazenszn this gonna be my dad after he meets you (open the image to read the caption😋) https://t.co/abS2RhwOVs Fri Oct 15
  • finally putting the french i learned in high school into work https://t.co/S02Rcu7Paa Fri Oct 15
  • https://t.co/KEK3b3dZwE Fri Oct 15
  • went on a drive w my nephews wearing hobo clothes (extra, extra, extra large tie dye shirt, black straight pants an… https://t.co/gZJHtd1Fgn Fri Oct 15
  • @picoreality until* diabetes catches up with me😔 Mon Oct 11
  • @picoreality this is not a phase! this is a part of me. this is who I am Mon Oct 11
  • loser: starbucks 400 calories latte winners: Nescafe 3 in 1 sachet 40 calories Mon Oct 11
  • not a gatekeeper of real coffee and other adult stuff 🙄 Mon Oct 11
  • I am an adult now. like, real adults I must not be picky with food and start eating fish and veggies. I am an adult… https://t.co/x937DIebCL Mon Oct 11
  • @zvdt_ i find it cringe when they have to let us know they're feminine like....😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 Sun Oct 10
  • https://t.co/asazQKV0Xc Sun Oct 10
  • @mojowithdajojo yeah. personally, I am planning to become a stay at home wife after graduating med school and maybe… https://t.co/DnUAQ3VJ6L Sun Oct 10
  • @mojowithdajojo medicine is actually mentally so daunting. but I have seen some doctors retire right after graduati… https://t.co/gh95iEOm6t Sun Oct 10
  • @mojowithdajojo I don't think she should feel bad about it. if she has funds then she can sustain herself by going… https://t.co/1gAsL8e0Co Sun Oct 10
  • @ameteavera he came in my dreams and asked me to tweet it Sun Oct 10
  • I can't stand self righteous muslims and every "advice" that comes out of their mouth is poison to my soul. don't m… https://t.co/9uLq7ts3Yt Sun Oct 10
  • @_su_gibi i will delete it Sun Oct 10
  • @paxsaxonica 💤💤💤 Sun Oct 10
  • @easyluvv hsjshashah i am a stem hate account so this tweet doesn't apply to arts and humanities students. yall stay winning 🥺 Sun Oct 10
  • RT @teapourer: deactivation to deletion to virtual death pipeline Sun Oct 10
  • @raheels88 it is in my tbr list! Sun Oct 10
  • @bala7akifadii literally!! Sun Oct 10
  • gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay – marcus aurelius Sun Oct 10
  • communication is the key bro https://t.co/qz4VETwDFE Sun Oct 10
  • how are you as a grown man asking her for snapchat. be a real man and communicate w her through telepathy (only) Sun Oct 10
  • @picoreality pico the type of guy who exists to ruin samia's clout Sun Oct 10
  • @salamnhowdy been a while since someone called me hot instead of cute. thank you 💋❤ https://t.co/u7tD3WSpmW Sun Oct 10
  • @noheinyt may we find joy in our careers (cause stem is boring as he'll) Sun Oct 10
  • maybe you don't have adhd. maybe... maybe you simply don't enjoy studying [insert a stem degree]. maybe you need so… https://t.co/XTaJGtgCiI Sun Oct 10
  • real girlboss duties. normal people wouldn't get it https://t.co/sJuBFwKmrt Sun Oct 10
  • all of my close friends are busy. some with their marriage and kids, others with their jobs and school. and i? i am… https://t.co/Usvc7LaCio Sun Oct 10
  • the real girlbosses don't remember passwords because they have REAL things to worry about. you know, real things li… https://t.co/n4H64AzS7c Sun Oct 10
  • cough cough sneeze sneeze cough cough hachoo hachoo Sat Oct 09
  • babe wake up, another 40 yr old porn addict with crippling social anxiety dropped a video https://t.co/hh3gyXDAA8 Sat Oct 09
  • the female urge to send you a voice note about how my day went Sat Oct 09
  • @picoreality soy milk contains a lot of estrogen. and hard boiled eggs help in production of testosterone Sat Oct 09
  • https://t.co/7VHbXqiegX Sat Oct 09
  • @picoreality @bremindewamke @ameteavera the alpha male in me says thank you Sat Oct 09
  • @bremindewamke @ameteavera "my sigma mindset guided me through it" Sat Oct 09
  • @bremindewamke @ameteavera "i just winged it." why are you using gay lingo, bro? 🧐 Sat Oct 09
  • the feminine urge to scream in an empty room for no particular reason Sat Oct 09
  • @neebzzzzz @ElNeuroni follow back amina 😠😡 Fri Oct 08
  • sorry but why are you as a man drinking soy milk? do you want to transition that badly? Fri Oct 08
  • @blazenszn same. i cant stomach gluten and lactose 🙈 Fri Oct 08
  • nephew: hi, i left my tooth at your place. Please look for it and keep it safe. Thu Oct 07
  • @lxtus___ yes, that would be great! if you know her preferences then bed sheets, pillow covers with embroidery, etc… https://t.co/kbdFnWo26A Thu Oct 07
  • @lxtus___ then I think gifting her home appliances and show pieces seems like a good idea. when my cousin was getti… https://t.co/M9OWYjZFTn Thu Oct 07
  • @lxtus___ gold earings or bracelets are cute! anything gold generally makes the bride happy Thu Oct 07
  • @PoetOfTheWest i shall read the book. thank you for the rec! Thu Oct 07
  • @TahafutAlMomina you sound so hot lol. marry me, lady Thu Oct 07
  • @apophaticism this is so adorbs 😭🤍🤍 Thu Oct 07
  • RT @savingsav: Hey sorry I didn’t text back I was staring at my boyfriend and crying tears of thankfulness and absolutely drenching myself… Thu Oct 07
  • how can I trust you? you literally don't heat your milk before adding the cereal Wed Oct 06
  • RT @m4riam7: https://t.co/5JDnhv6EIP Tue Oct 05
  • @bala7akifadii please just bark at them in french 😭 Tue Oct 05
  • @clitoralcallus thank you for tweeting this. I will start praying for instagram to get back to normal asap Mon Oct 04
  • @TahafutAlMomina @PoetOfTheWest well, existing is difficult but we move with faith and patience🤪 alhamdullilah :) Mon Oct 04
  • @TahafutAlMomina @PoetOfTheWest haha no worries, sweets! hope you've been well? Mon Oct 04
  • @zvdt_ YOU ARE SO ME LMAO Mon Oct 04
  • @PoetOfTheWest 😁😁😁 Mon Oct 04
  • @blazenszn i have been praying for this for both of us 😎😳 Mon Oct 04
  • it is only fair to gift your aspiring poet friends a copy of milk and honey by rupi kaur to help them in their creative process 😁🤍 Mon Oct 04
  • @blazenszn a man who is rich with tender love😳 Mon Oct 04
  • stem girl hard bossing through school to farmer wife pipeline Mon Oct 04
  • @noheinyt hope you're feeling better now, apu :( Mon Oct 04
  • @PoetOfTheWest bro 😔 ngl one of my 2021 goals was to be able to enjoy unsweetened coffee but i learned that it is d… https://t.co/gpZ3eryDW5 Mon Oct 04
  • @PoetOfTheWest everyone hide — the gatekeeper of gasoline (real coffee) is here Mon Oct 04
  • he drinks real coffee. idk if i should let him know that my favourite type of coffee is the super sweet nescafe 3 in 1 instant coffee 😔 Mon Oct 04
  • @picoreality if i wanted to work then i would just become a farmer myself 😁 Sun Oct 03
  • @bala7akifadii I swear I tweeted this while listening to this song:😭https://t.co/fYkla5068I Sun Oct 03
  • @picoreality he will do all the hardwork. I will just sit and look pretty Sun Oct 03
  • I feel bad for not being able to speak arabic despite living in a muslim country. and then I remember that egyptians literally exist Sun Oct 03
  • @ameteavera :') Sun Oct 03
  • in an ideal world, I would like to be a farmer's wife Sun Oct 03
  • RT @samiauw: https://t.co/WvYGFvPZc3 Sun Oct 03
  • @blazenszn pretty sure you looked really chic in lab coats😳🙈 Sat Oct 02
  • @cestlachat tine. vit c serums are good but i think alpha arbutin works better and faster. you can see the differ… https://t.co/yh1pP6lzok Sat Oct 02
  • @cestlachat you should take it slow because too many new products will give you a very bad breakout. paula's choic… https://t.co/ot3EgcmhUo Sat Oct 02
  • looking at myself in a lab coat really humbles me. a whole ass goblin trying to work w chemicals Sat Oct 02
  • @cestlachat ordinary and ceraVe are the most affordable brands. the bestsellers are worth buying in my opinion Sat Oct 02
  • @memomeomeo ameen :) Sat Oct 02
  • @memomeomeo keep saying alhamdullilah and affirm your mind and heart that this is a gift from Allah swt. we move wi… https://t.co/qACsKklTE9 Sat Oct 02
  • @memomeomeo I don't see why he will hate you, ma'am! he made you talk to his mum! and there are so many other gestu… https://t.co/2lrvXej4rP Sat Oct 02
  • @memomeomeo writing down your thoughts* Sat Oct 02
  • @picoreality :'') Sat Oct 02
  • @memomeomeo also, I would recommend trying your thoughts and processing them in a journal only for *you* to see and… https://t.co/By8T2FZcKI Sat Oct 02
  • @memomeomeo apu, say astagfirullah and genuinely don't entertain any negative thoughts. it is def coming from shaytan Sat Oct 02
  • @picoreality tweeting this from my MacBook m1 :') thank you so much bro Sat Oct 02
  • @clitoralcallus always had a feeling that your name would either be mohammad or hamzah Fri Oct 01
  • @nooruponoor ameeen for both of us, habibah 🥰🤍 Fri Oct 01
  • @diffuse_calm @nooruponoor thank you, bro 😭😭 Fri Oct 01
  • @nooruponoor thank you, noorhan! i am planning to go with air 2020 one? i hope to use it throughout med school. it… https://t.co/g3MZ86IrSO Fri Oct 01
  • @blazenszn iA! also, do you think it is worth spending 500 dirhams extra on a space grey keyboard? silver is kinda… https://t.co/RA8JvnaBsG Fri Oct 01
  • @picoreality @bremindewamke yep, i was thinking of going w this one https://t.co/wMqzUYSpxB Fri Oct 01
  • @bala7akifadii also, noticed how they're charging extra 1k for international + middle eastern keyboard LIKE 😭 Fri Oct 01
  • @bala7akifadii YAAAS (although i dont know how to use it 😗😗😜) Fri Oct 01
  • @bala7akifadii another vote. this is a sign 💖😭 Fri Oct 01
  • @bremindewamke that's it. i am getting it 🙏 Fri Oct 01
  • @blazenszn thank you, hajer! i will go with a macbook air iA Fri Oct 01
  • @blazenszn my old laptop was the 2015 macbook air and then i spilled water on it and spoiled it 😭 Fri Oct 01
  • @cestlachat oh okie, i just need it for school and watching films 🙈 thank you for taking your time to reply! 🤍 Fri Oct 01
  • @rusticgendarme thank you so much! Fri Oct 01
  • @khba1__ thank you, khalil which one do you recommend? Fri Oct 01
  • @rusticgendarme thank you for replying! do you recommend getting the 2020 one? Fri Oct 01
  • @zvdt_ this is how i have been livinf in dubai btw 😭🤪 Fri Oct 01
  • @zvdt_ dhsjsjshhs you kill me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Fri Oct 01
  • @zvdt_ zeinab 😭🤣🤣 Fri Oct 01
  • @blazenszn i figured, i was appreciating you for translating and sharing it 😭🤍 Thu Sep 30
  • @blazenszn synchronicity! last night, i had a reflection about the thing you wrote. but this is so well put sA 😭🤍 🌿 thank you, habibah Thu Sep 30
  • @blazenszn see! your highness, you get me unlike others 🙈 Thu Sep 30
  • @noheinyt about time i publish my girlboss manifesto Wed Sep 29
  • reasoning and logic is the bane of my existence. insanity is sexy Wed Sep 29
  • @memomeomeo alhamdullilah! glad to know that it's working for you 🥰 and AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN Wed Sep 29
  • @picoreality @bremindewamke i am a grown up now. i switched from drinking choccy milk to orange juice 🤺 Wed Sep 29
  • @bremindewamke i started drinking almond milk! i rate it Wed Sep 29
  • @memomeomeo and the most easy salawat on the tongue is 🌿 🤍 Allahumma salli ala sayyidina Mohammad 🤍 🌿 Wed Sep 29
  • @memomeomeo may the day be easy and smooth on your mind, heart and soul. i will remember you in my duas, apu I rea… https://t.co/3agSBvToz5 Wed Sep 29
  • @blazenszn ameen 🤍🌿 Wed Sep 29
  • @niemandsvogel love this. thank you Wed Sep 29
  • @memomeomeo same! my emotional health wasn't good and this week I am menstruating 🥲 but i am not bleeding that mu… https://t.co/1vogP6TVFj Mon Sep 27
  • @memomeomeo also i really miss your gym updates. hope it is going well for you Sun Sep 26
  • @memomeomeo my power💃💃💃 Sun Sep 26
  • @m4riam7 yess, moonsighting with the egyptian princess 💖 Sun Sep 26
  • @noheinyt and i think your ear piercings make up for not getting any nose piercings. ato cool apne mA Allahumma barikk Sun Sep 26
  • @noheinyt my hypelady is the best 👉👈 I will keep an extra pair of rings, just for special occasions 😚 Sun Sep 26
  • @roseabielle thank you, amna! 🥺🤍 this makes me realise why my mum wants me to go with studs instead of rings i love youu!! mwuahh Sun Sep 26
  • @lxtus___ ikr! but ammu finds it the ghetto 🥲 i wanna know if this switch is worth crying and begging for Sun Sep 26
  • @m4riam7 i wanted to reply with "i want to move to egypt for this." Sun Sep 26
  • i let my brother borrow my joke to impress his crush. and she replied back with "SCREAMINGG"... this will keep me g… https://t.co/jq3N5JqEq4 Sun Sep 26
  • okay, go ahead. ruin it by rationalising it Sun Sep 26
  • @tezwithaz yess. i am free for an hour. we could do it 👉👈 Sun Sep 26
  • @tezwithaz "samia, i am reading this book on social media by this korean author." my mind: byung chul han... she'… https://t.co/qy30etMfrd Sun Sep 26
  • @tezwithaz I HAD A FEELING IT WAS BYUNG CHUL HAN DHDBSBHS Sun Sep 26
  • @zvdt_ ^ also, when I wrote "even if i don't like them..." i mean like hitting the heart button not the other way around 😭😭 Sun Sep 26
  • @zvdt_ thirst to tweet them for the tl. you just want to keep them for yourself Sun Sep 26
  • @zvdt_ but if your intentions to not share your reflections over here is to have a type of ghairah over your though… https://t.co/jKYJtGSYmS Sun Sep 26
  • @zvdt_ x, y or z. but I think you should let yourself do what feels right. like, let the authenticity flow through… https://t.co/pSj1c3gmnm Sun Sep 26
  • @zvdt_ i don't think you overshare. the anecdotes you share are really helpful and they add a value in my life in o… https://t.co/vQvxkDkNCl Sun Sep 26
  • https://t.co/FumNK39aGm Sat Sep 25
  • @tezwithaz shesh, lady... i think you're in love with me Sat Sep 25
  • @tezwithaz please, you made my entire year by returning! https://t.co/p3eCbY0dN8 Sat Sep 25
  • https://t.co/PoifpqKk1r Fri Sep 24
  • @okazakifrag_ ❤️❤️ Fri Sep 24
  • RT @neetgod69: https://t.co/O8PUAaAHSL Fri Sep 24
  • @okazakifrag_ it is not as scary as your mind makes it seem, i promise💘💝💖💗💓💕💕❣️ Fri Sep 24
  • @blazenszn 😣😣😣😣😣 Fri Sep 24
  • @zvdt_ ameennnn Fri Sep 24
  • @zvdt_ @afkaaruha omgg girls its my firstt day Fri Sep 24
  • @blazenszn yes. i deserve you Fri Sep 24
  • @ZainabsPrivv we have the same sleep deprived eyes. but at least you don't have eye bags🤩 Fri Sep 24
  • @blazenszn ameen 💖 Fri Sep 24
  • @blazenszn i do it w my mum 😜 Fri Sep 24
  • my cheeks and nose heating up as soon as someone tells me something flattering is the reason why i can never cospla… https://t.co/LxDTVYq51d Fri Sep 24
  • @apophaticism elysia, you sound so angelic 🥺🤍 Fri Sep 24
  • @ZaadFather if you have a youtube/Spotify playlist then do share it with us 🌿 Fri Sep 24
  • @birdsbelle @roseabielle ❤️❤️ Thu Sep 23
  • @birdsbelle ya Allah!!! am i dreaming? you're back 😭 Thu Sep 23
  • @picoreality may Allah put barakah in your time and effort, bro. you got this Thu Sep 23
  • @easyluvv ameen. you're the sweetest, laila 🤍 Wed Sep 22
  • @noheinyt thank you for the kindest words, apu. dua te rakhben. kubhi exhausted emotionally Wed Sep 22
  • @tormentedsoul88 anytime, friend. may God envelope you in His mercy 🌿 Wed Sep 22
  • @vaIenced but i love you very much, sweets https://t.co/sBT0rDiTmB Wed Sep 22
  • RT @teapourer: يا حذري مِن حذري Tue Sep 21
  • @zennykauser ❤️❤️ Tue Sep 21
  • @blazenszn i love you. and thank you for this🥺🥺 Tue Sep 21
  • i get that many people don't want to talk about how miserable and pathetic their lives are. how on some level, we a… https://t.co/O2MXMnRlF3 Tue Sep 21
  • oh to reach the state where the contradictions you feel in your heart cannot overpower your faith in God. truly, "t… https://t.co/pPuVxdl9cR Tue Sep 21
  • to God belongs all ownership Tue Sep 21
  • my fans have been waiting for this. my deactivation date is getting closer hehe Tue Sep 21
  • @paxsaxonica mayb using the word esoteric would've made your gayness sound a lot cooler than using enigmatic Tue Sep 21
  • @paxsaxonica a lonely, english man's coping mechanism. i understand (i don't) Tue Sep 21
  • @paxsaxonica no, you actually deserve it for making us read your daily [insert new type of a woman] tweets Tue Sep 21
  • @paxsaxonica how did i forget salafi bint Tue Sep 21
  • @paxsaxonica barelvi girl, kitabi baddie, white women, melanin queen, etc etc. words to mute Tue Sep 21
  • @ameteavera fhsnshshhsh maybe used tumblr for those highlighted notes inspos or something 🥴 Tue Sep 21
  • @braheemo7 LOOL STOP Mon Sep 20
  • @LowkeyWhoever nxnzhshs i am jk 🏃‍♀️ Mon Sep 20
  • @braheemo7 😭 Mon Sep 20
  • @LowkeyWhoever i dont think tumblr alone could do the damage for you. include anime as well Mon Sep 20
  • @braheemo7 no, i think twitter ruined u (made you gay) Mon Sep 20
  • i have developed a sixth sense for adults who were groomed by tumblr. i never used it but i can tell who used it Mon Sep 20
  • @clitoralcallus i think you should accept it. both the pain and her request Mon Sep 20

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