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Cole Maclean
Mastodon: cole@hachyderm.io // Web developer, former world traveller. he/him

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  • RIP Tweetbot https://t.co/naNRZWrqBa Fri Jan 13
  • @cperciva Also FWIW when I ask it about you, you’re still alive and enjoying various hobbies Fri Dec 09
  • @cperciva It mostly thinks I’m a Canadian (accurate) NHL player born in the 90s (not accurate). Never been dead yet… https://t.co/nnRipqDpyQ Fri Dec 09
  • RT @DavidZipper: Tired of waiting for safer streets, a growing number of urban residents are taking action themselves – by painting their o… Thu Dec 01
  • @StayCeeS @BirdRespecter @ABCSharkTank @mcuban Negg (not egg) is right there Thu Dec 01
  • RT @goodside: OpenAI's new ChatGPT writes a Seinfeld scene in which Jerry needs to learn the bubble sort algorithm: https://t.co/yjPlrA3OmE Thu Dec 01
  • RT @stop: For posterity, here’s a screenshot of Twitter’s home timeline after creating a brand new test account during my first week there… Sat Nov 19
  • RT @matt_levine: i hope someone will leak all the most effective lines of code at twitter Sat Nov 19
  • @akkabah don’t buy it! I will also not buy one Sat Nov 19
  • RT @jfruh: [twitter timeline] me: [chanting] fail whale, fail whale- other tweeters: fail whale, FAIL WHALE ex twitter engineers: [pound… Fri Nov 18
  • RT @MNateShyamalan: im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to br… Tue Nov 15
  • turns out I’m still here too though, watching this thing burn 🔥 Mon Nov 14
  • lol this is going to go great https://t.co/lErs9TTAKE Mon Nov 14
  • If you’re making the switch, you can import people you follow with this tool: https://t.co/cNatqDrPdf Wed Nov 09
  • Ok, I’m finally giving up on this hellsite. cole@hachyderm.io on Mastodon. Wed Nov 09
  • RT @molly0xFFF: imagine deciding which engineers to keep around based on lines of code and choosing to keep the ones who wrote the MOST Sat Nov 05
  • Me: wtf was this person thinking GitLens: https://t.co/P87ww9wlXB https://t.co/VFxcbDVS59 Tue Nov 01
  • somehow hit both https://t.co/GxHS00et7D Thu Oct 27
  • @j_mcelroy Creekside Community Centre pls Thu Oct 20
  • It’s finally happening, Vancouver! Get out there and vote for @christineeboyle & the @OneCityVan slate. Sat Oct 15
  • RT @BrentToderian: Whatever else I think about the choices for Vancouver mayor & council during this strange & concerning (yes, I’m concern… Mon Oct 03
  • RT @ImogenBits: when using git it's important to always pass the '-f' (short for friendly) flag so it'll be easier to clean something up sh… Tue Sep 13
  • Ah, the crisp, fresh air of September https://t.co/WzWHfFHG5e Sun Sep 11
  • Tabs…are good now? This is going to take me a while to process https://t.co/Ah5yk03cG6 Sat Aug 06
  • DALL-E seems to often generate people/figures that look good in a thumbnail view, but on close inspection are completely wrong Fri Aug 05
  • “Failing CI pipeline” by Hieronymus Bosch https://t.co/uXSKqZ4hsZ Fri Aug 05
  • @GlennF Had the same experience sending a parcel to Spain recently Sat Jul 30
  • @dynarski https://t.co/KECkbcG8jP Fri Jul 29
  • (first and last tests are positive, just faint) Tue Jul 26
  • Took me (and most family) 10 days to clear the infection. Test out of quarantine! Our current 5 day policy is no bu… https://t.co/s9oCJRDYzc Tue Jul 26
  • @willmcgugan sleep master. it is warm in hot weather though Fri Jul 22
  • @a_longhurst Ugh, I’m sorry. Wishing you all a quick recovery. Tue Jul 19
  • RT @ClimateHuman: Maybe stop ignoring climate scientists. Mon Jul 18
  • @asmallteapot Kin’s Farm Market Sun Jul 17
  • After over 2 years of being very careful, BA.5 finally got us at a family gathering 😞 Fri Jul 15
  • random person status unlocked https://t.co/hKBlGFbkuB Fri Jul 08
  • “moistest”: what if we made the word moist even worse https://t.co/NfP1HpGh5Q Mon Jul 04
  • sudden rash of 1000 year flooding events almost enough to make you think the climate is changing or something https://t.co/YlbxXEtjwK Wed Jun 15
  • @j_mcelroy (greatly enjoying these so far, not even mad yet) Wed Jun 15
  • @j_mcelroy 🧐 https://t.co/UUeSzFVsKt Wed Jun 15
  • @fasterthanlime For me (though I am rarely successful): meditation is the best, but most difficult to actually do.… https://t.co/B5x5QNPJxA Fri Jun 10
  • @fabulavancouver Should be a decent chance, the earlier they arrive the better. I’d expect arriving 90 mins before… https://t.co/pZc22D8qQi Wed Jun 08
  • I have been trying to figure out what kind of trees are planted on the corner of Pendrell & Nicola are for ages now… https://t.co/nnTLk0gyNt Mon Jun 06
  • @SchmiegSophie false friends, immer ein Gift Sun Jun 05
  • If this is accurate, BC (~0.07% of world population) at around 6 deaths/day is accounting for 0.6% of daily world d… https://t.co/sIWox4rRyW Tue May 31
  • @matthew_d_green @mattblaze my experience is Meet is only reliable in Chrome. I use FF for nearly everything else. Fri May 20
  • @sushil_js https://t.co/qSHy5QL85M Sun May 15
  • @sushil_js Pretty much, I think. A friend was looking at one and I think how it works is you “own” the unit until t… https://t.co/hiA0bXroMO Sun May 15
  • @sushil_js there are a bunch of leaseholds with 20-50 years remaining Sun May 15
  • RT @OneCityVan: Speak up and show your support for more transit-oriented rental, social, and co-op housing along the Broadway Corridor, con… Sat May 14
  • when you forget to load test before launch https://t.co/WJp0bsfcrh Fri May 13
  • must be fake, no way he’d miss an opportunity for a 420 reference https://t.co/f25V6HIOwv https://t.co/0mdGEJXc3m Fri May 06
  • https://t.co/2ebmgUXY2Y Mon May 02
  • 🍀Wordle 314 2/6 🟩⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sat Apr 30
  • @phil_eaton @simonw Mentioned briefly here: https://t.co/yi1pJzTYpb I think it’s a compatibility shim for old IE behaviour (`window.event`) Mon Apr 25
  • Yes, pressure the oil & gas companies. But also, stop buying and burning their product. We need both! Sun Apr 24
  • What that means in practice is if I fill up my gas tank at a Shell gas station, the Carbon Majors report assigns th… https://t.co/NpXlknCNhT Sun Apr 24
  • The report includes all product derived emissions (scope 3) in that total. Products are gas, coal, etc, and are bur… https://t.co/hI54XW7BGL Sun Apr 24
  • Saw the Carbon Majors report (“100 companies are responsible for 70% of emissions”) going around again as a reason… https://t.co/jC44xHD6e0 Sun Apr 24
  • RT @jbouie: jesus just authorize it already https://t.co/fbR7bOBZh9 Thu Apr 21
  • RT @ProfKHarrison: Hey Canada, we're #1! But that's not good. We've committed to phasing out "inefficient" fossil fuels subsidies by 2023,… Wed Apr 20
  • TIL about tldr (the command line tool) https://t.co/1jqETslA2H https://t.co/Laiec1GNBQ Wed Apr 13
  • bought liftoff on launch and not only is the programming good, it’s WELL WRITTEN https://t.co/zF1yIDPOH6 Mon Apr 11
  • RT @SeaRyanC: "Do senior devs still have to look up stuff on StackOverflow?" Gentle reader, I have gone to StackOverflow to read answers t… Sun Apr 10
  • RT @AnjaliApp: Good summary of the feds' climate plan released today: Tue Mar 29
  • on the plus side $110 spent on gas buys a mere 130kg of emitted CO2 in Metro Vancouver these days Fri Mar 25
  • love to have a “continent-leading climate plan” and pay everyone to burn fossil fuels Fri Mar 25
  • @githubstatus working again now 🙂 Wed Mar 23
  • @githubstatus Still not able to trigger workflows Wed Mar 23
  • popcorn.gif but also 😬🔥 https://t.co/OdO1kpoMfj Tue Mar 22
  • @Mantia My money is on it being DNS and the status checks having cached the lookup Mon Mar 21
  • very typical Dutch name https://t.co/mpUwINGhtl Mon Mar 21
  • Stack ranking is back https://t.co/DWxMnWBeRI Sat Mar 19
  • @Pflax1 Haha, cue all the unhelpful advice. Good luck! Sat Mar 19
  • @Pflax1 Are you pushing the bead all the way into the well? I learned about that fairly recently and it was a game changer Sat Mar 19
  • @doriantaylor Well you can still do a logical delete it looks like Tue Mar 15
  • @doriantaylor Not exactly this but immudb looks neat Tue Mar 15
  • RT @HollyGraceful: Text editors, from best to worst: 1. Visual Studio Code 2. Sublime 3. Atom 4. Nano 5. Gedit 6. Notepad++ 7. MSPaint.exe… Mon Mar 14
  • RT @OneCityVan: We’re thrilled to introduce our 12 outstanding candidates for Vancouver’s upcoming municipal election! Please meet these d… Mon Mar 07
  • @j_mcelroy thank you! Fri Mar 04
  • @akkabah get in touch and they’ll happily send you another package I bet Thu Feb 24
  • @akkabah was it vitacore? some packages were lost around then, I emailed and they sent replacements Thu Feb 24
  • RT @ClimateAdam: "Overpopulation" is when the red blames the blue. https://t.co/5gU97FvmKH Fri Feb 18
  • @bodil pretty sure that’s how they drink tea in Neuromancer Wed Feb 16
  • new Wordle just dropped https://t.co/XMjs9dLd29 Mon Feb 14
  • @foley_design yeah, our mental health won out. 🤞🏻for under-5 vaccines being approved soon Fri Feb 11
  • We sent her back today after almost 6 weeks of bouncing off the walls at home and everyone losing their shit consta… https://t.co/L3bBzEQXrc Fri Feb 11
  • I do it this way as well, makes sense for web projects. Also part of this cookie cutter template:… https://t.co/3pUOElc6Nc Thu Feb 10
  • 4 year old, looking at a photo of Nadal: “What are those things on his stomach? Why don’t we have those?” Mon Jan 31
  • I knew “Why We Sleep” had some data problems, but it’s much worse than I thought: https://t.co/F2XznKnJKR Mon Jan 31
  • RT @Memesdotjpg: The perfect political compass doesn't exis https://t.co/H8w4Pj8eu8 Sun Jan 30
  • lol https://t.co/AWgWCgHJyS Sun Jan 30
  • love to see BC Hydro rip on Fortis every time they get a chance https://t.co/IAgMHqWBHW Sat Jan 29
  • @diannaeanderson I guess e-transfer does count. Still got nothing on the UK though! Fri Jan 21
  • European banks have had easy bank to bank transfer for almost 10 years now. I don’t think US or Canadian banks will… https://t.co/RYUqQ8lVs0 Thu Jan 20
  • how could they do this to Carly Rae https://t.co/Kvna97r6Gx Wed Jan 19
  • @ty_olsen https://t.co/0PXKZLozlO Tue Jan 18
  • Alexander is an editor at the CBC now https://t.co/KHsM05AMyQ Mon Jan 17
  • nice https://t.co/M09gtIppXZ Sat Jan 15
  • “I can’t live like this anymore” wails the 4 year old. Same, kiddo Tue Jan 11
  • @WordleQuarant Wordle 206 3/6 💪 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tue Jan 11
  • @WordleQuarant meh ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tue Jan 11
  • @WordleQuarant stuck for ages on this one Wordle 204 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Mon Jan 10
  • @WordleQuarant Wordle 203 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sun Jan 09
  • it me https://t.co/gZlN6EcS6O Sat Jan 08
  • bad luck on guess 4 202 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sat Jan 08
  • Wordle 200 3/6 😅 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thu Jan 06
  • @camcavers same, need a new series Wed Jan 05
  • Er, over 2 million Tue Jan 04
  • Fed gov’t still reporting nearly 2 million undistributed https://t.co/qO3cReIY4P https://t.co/xx74AxqlPQ Tue Jan 04
  • RT @BillHanage: For some reason there seems to be a lot of talk about endemicity again. For the avoidance of doubt, omicron is not endemic… Tue Jan 04
  • Wordle 197 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sun Jan 02
  • @ArchivesSarah toddler life Sat Jan 01
  • 2022 off to a good start as the toddler changes her mind and decides she wants cheerios after I’ve made waffles, wh… https://t.co/NZLll0JrnZ Sat Jan 01
  • @MarkAllerton everyone who bought the token agreed to the contract. are there any limits to that though? Fri Dec 31
  • every year now https://t.co/Br2VDjFCAS Fri Dec 31
  • RT @klts0: As a non-virologist, here are some things I have learned about covid that I would not have guessed before the pandemic. They are… Tue Dec 28
  • RT @pookleblinky: CDC exec: welp. So many people are about to be infected there's risk of a huge labor shortage. Let's brainstorm ideas. S… Tue Dec 28
  • @a_longhurst choice of high likelihood of infection if we send the kid back to daycare in Jan (she’s gotten 4 non-c… https://t.co/UhZNOIhgTd Mon Dec 27
  • great time to have an unvaccinated kid at home and have the PHO say “we’re all going to get exposed 🤷‍♀️” https://t.co/tbpAPcvijZ Fri Dec 24
  • @a_longhurst “we follow the science” at great distance Thu Dec 23
  • @kneath The Expanse books Wed Dec 22
  • @sam_mccabage @juliarburnham 3pm Dec 31st immediate restaurant closure announcement here we come Tue Dec 21
  • yet again, too little too late https://t.co/mRnQZaDiD0 Tue Dec 21
  • RT @sarahclazarus: no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve Tue Dec 21
  • @jimray 1/3 the caf of single decaf, obvs Mon Dec 20
  • so many otherwise smart people feel absolutely no need to reduce their emissions because of this https://t.co/bpbFTX0QK9 Mon Dec 20
  • return of the doomscroll Sat Dec 18
  • RT @michaelmina_lab: IMPORTANT: RAPID TESTS DO WORK WITH OMICRON "But why are some people staying negative in the first days they have s… Sat Dec 18
  • RT @linseymarr: Outrageous! I'm getting on a bus in Canada and was told I need to remove my N95 and put on a loose surgical/medical mask in… Wed Dec 15
  • RT @michaelmina_lab: @cbcnewsbc The tests work extremely well to detect most people who are currently infectious. If you’re gathering - tha… Wed Dec 15
  • Missed most of it but I don’t think anyone said it Tue Dec 14
  • RT @SimranRoohi: I honestly don't understand what good it's going to do to tell people to rethink holiday gatherings in BC. I don't think m… Tue Dec 14
  • Bets on “we’re not seeing that here” for today’s press conference? Tue Dec 14
  • @kneath this is really interesting, I had pretty much written off all offset schemes Wed Dec 01
  • @rumon Fixie conversion with some leftover parts, apparently: https://t.co/jTFa8uQKLq Tue Nov 30
  • how is no one talking about how sick the bike is tho? https://t.co/qu0ZpnWMHC Tue Nov 30
  • (this increased the floor space, thus the rezoning, but still) Thu Nov 25
  • My favorite was when the Japanese Hall on Alexander had to be rezoned to accommodate the addition of an *internal*… https://t.co/7zSdsmw81p Thu Nov 25
  • 😳 https://t.co/anEPrq8yiy Sat Nov 20
  • RT @ty_olsen: In this seemingly worst-case scenario, all that red is water that is three metres deep or more. This could potentially be wor… Wed Nov 17
  • @pjvangarderen 1 over 2 if using 3.6 or newer (most projects now) as 2 gets long quickly 3 is likely a bit slower… https://t.co/4SgOwpC6nF Mon Nov 15
  • @foley_design 👴🏻🧐 Tue Nov 09
  • RT @thejuicemedia: The Government™ has made an ad about Net Zero by 2050, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. ✨ Feat. @GretaThu… Sun Nov 07
  • Space (indoor, large but just the building HVAC for ventilation) is shared with COVID vax clinic, so we had to spen… https://t.co/5guvZ5VFVs Thu Nov 04
  • Just got our flu shots at a VCH clinic - they haven’t yet realized #COVIDisAirborne. Had to remove CAN99 masks for… https://t.co/jrVs6nRCFv Thu Nov 04
  • @MacleanKay Disagree here; we’re in the top 10 of world emitters by absolute numbers as well. Fri Oct 29
  • @MacleanKay @AJWVictoriaBC Curious what would qualify as climate action then at the municipal level? Fri Oct 29
  • @MacleanKay agreed on China impact, it’s just too often used to justify local inaction when we have our own work to do Fri Oct 29
  • @MacleanKay Canadians emit twice as much per capita currently, not even including greater historical emissions. Of… https://t.co/NHSOqHZ7J6 Fri Oct 29
  • @AJWVictoriaBC endorsing a plan that allows expansion of fossil fuel production while saying we must go “all in” is… https://t.co/gyC80iLrxG Thu Oct 28
  • Metaverse? Metaverse metaverse. Metaverse metaverse. Metaverse? METAVERSE! Thu Oct 28
  • RT @seldo: I don't think enough has been made of the discovery that Google's funding of AMP was an explicitly anti-competitive move designe… Thu Oct 28
  • RT @TheBeaverton: “I’m not going to get vaccinated just to comply with arbitrary public safety rules,” says cop who makes living writing sp… Wed Oct 27
  • I guess the climate change denial bots in the replies aren’t too familiar with the Mediterranean https://t.co/kqy5lHNKqv Wed Oct 27
  • @AJWVictoriaBC @notthatkhalid @jjhorgan clearly it was attainable at some point in the past Wed Oct 27
  • @rynbtmn Duo-ne Tue Oct 26
  • "This is not a made-up term.” […] she said, referring to a process called bombogenesis. https://t.co/l7jPYpYJdy Mon Oct 25
  • Should’ve asked the AI https://t.co/CYnnGYfyRM Tue Oct 19
  • RT @1st1: Python without the GIL by Sam Gross: https://t.co/Ykpm20AESs definitely the most interesting read of 2021. 🤯 Thu Oct 14
  • @kennedystewart Incredibly disappointed in this decision Thu Oct 07
  • RT @christineeboyle: "One of the biggest challenges of facing the climate crisis is that everyone is waiting for someone else to lead." - @… Wed Oct 06
  • @mitsuhiko Omg same, it’s been a year 🤦🏼‍♂️ Sun Sep 26
  • @robsmallshire This is such a great project! Tue Sep 21
  • Ok, not the worst timeline after all Tue Sep 21
  • Strong November 2016 vibes today Mon Sep 20
  • RT @NHSMillion: Fully vaccinated people account for just 1.2% of COVID deaths in England. If you retweet one thing today, let this be it.… Sun Sep 19
  • RT @cperciva: As a sign of how close Canada's election is: My polling model says that @CPC_HQ is currently leading over @liberal_party by 0… Sat Sep 18
  • RT @OwainEvans_UK: Paper: New benchmark testing if models like GPT3 are truthful (= avoid generating false answers). We find that models… Sat Sep 18
  • @a_longhurst It’s always this, just totally ignoring even the rest of Canada Wed Sep 15
  • RT @jljcolorado: Some really really really out-of-date scientists and public health experts in Canada's British Columbia https://t.co/smJds… Wed Sep 15
  • Seriously considering rejoining for this & private neighborhood groups. Don’t really miss anything else about FB. https://t.co/6uZFBEJ9Pe Mon Sep 13
  • Best thing about the leader’s debate: the amount of time dedicated to climate change Worst thing: …pretty much everything else #elxn44 Fri Sep 10
  • @AnthonyFloyd @toddnickel @Burgundavia Pretty sure this is the spec: https://t.co/d4gJDnSSa5 Tue Sep 07
  • @AnthonyFloyd @Burgundavia @toddnickel It should be standard so even something like https://t.co/a8yVQDdFYN can dec… https://t.co/Nw58nXJJUP Tue Sep 07
  • @AnthonyFloyd @toddnickel @Burgundavia It’s a JWT, looks like Tue Sep 07
  • RT @trishgreenhalgh: We did indeed. British Columbia MoH seems dangerously out of date. One more time: #covidisairborne https://t.co/QMH9uV… Mon Sep 06
  • @andrewgodwin 😮 https://t.co/InjfrbERU0 Fri Aug 27
  • RT @jljcolorado: 1/ AIRBORNE TRANSMISSION OF RESPIRATORY VIRUSES A new peer-reviewed paper in @ScienceMagazine, reviewing the scientific l… Thu Aug 26
  • @Lucyincanada @j_mcelroy Someone asked about it: https://t.co/1m0mkXyF8J Doesn't really sound good enough, basical… https://t.co/WH32MObNSH Tue Aug 24
  • @JM_Whiteside has been asked “why not mandatory” multiple times and has given answers that do not answer the question at all Tue Aug 24
  • Who is resisting mandatory vaccinations for staff then? PHO just doesn’t want to go there? https://t.co/cf9Nr3rMcD Tue Aug 24
  • @foley_design Ah, makes sense. Mon Aug 23
  • One interesting bit is it seems like they will require everyone to have a smartphone? Mon Aug 23
  • In shock over here to see the BC CDC announce a good policy https://t.co/bQA65fu8mu Mon Aug 23
  • RT @abbyfuller: Really came for us all with this one https://t.co/qKFSwz6eNI Mon Aug 23
  • I did this once in the Netherlands Me: pretty sure it was called “Het Park”, it was great Our host: … so you were… https://t.co/2qOtPoyRoD Sun Aug 22
  • RT @MaxJerneck: I can’t get over how crazy this is: ”the influential Integrated Assessment Model DICE is shown to be incapable of generati… Sat Aug 21
  • Effect on the results of splitting the age groups here blows my mind https://t.co/Y7qTDFHHiI Wed Aug 18
  • (both Pfizer) Wed Aug 11
  • 1st shot: Sore arm for around 36 hours 2nd shot: Sore arm for around 72 hours, tired for a day or so https://t.co/IhEEaeHpuv Wed Aug 11
  • RT @TheEagleist: We didn't write this one: https://t.co/HcmlGMEIbg Tue Aug 10
  • @hels https://t.co/D3drnqSKx8 Mon Jul 26
  • AI has finally taken my job https://t.co/dNVKZ2rQgp Tue Jul 13
  • clicked “yes, update monitor firmware” thinking it might take 2 minutes, maybe? 30 minutes later, still going. longer than an os install Fri Jul 09
  • Nice to see that Worksafe BC will be requiring businesses to keep up with effective methods of preventing COVID-19… https://t.co/2DsW1bppCl Tue Jun 29
  • RT @robsobs: Max temps across srn BC today. Running out of superlatives to describe this insane #BCheat wave. New all time high for Canada… Mon Jun 28

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