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elizabethcallen
elizabeth da vinky
writer/journalist/nice girl | she/her/hers

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  • miss u david graeber :( Wed Sep 23
  • i think the stupider your job is, the less you should get paid. like: what does a consultant even do? why is the ti… https://t.co/DmHQCtCvot Wed Sep 23
  • RT @jaboukie: the gayest emotion is yearning but contemplation is up there Wed Sep 23
  • what https://t.co/Vw91GfnlFL Wed Sep 23
  • RT @ItsLumberzack: mfs be like “how’d you know i’m catholic?” and their name is “john-paul michael james” Tue Sep 22
  • @iwishiwasafinch Ellen Tue Sep 22
  • you: this documentary about a dude wanting to fuck an octopus looks weird me, replying very normally: all christi… https://t.co/mc8KLvLoDF Tue Sep 22
  • all because of a tweet asking why there need be a documentary about a man who wants to fuck an octopus, everyone needs to log off !!!!!! Tue Sep 22
  • what the hell is this supposed to mean lmao https://t.co/eBankcdBPD Tue Sep 22
  • Beautiful :’) https://t.co/5yUzzhpflH Tue Sep 22
  • this rug is also prominently featured in the nice coworking space in stp @_livwilliams_ gave me a guest pass to tod… https://t.co/lLaB31XEHg Tue Sep 22
  • me https://t.co/3winiaGxJK Tue Sep 22
  • @_ajl_ajl_ https://t.co/PP1sEvAaqb Tue Sep 22
  • @eggcallen things that I have found helpful: yoga, watercolors, TV, reading, weird cooking projects, organizing my apartment Tue Sep 22
  • @eggcallen you are running which is a good hobby Tue Sep 22
  • absolutely losing my shit learning that after getting hacked, Q an*n’s password went from “Matlock” to “M&lock!” Tue Sep 22
  • @_ajl_ajl_ 😤 Tue Sep 22
  • @_ajl_ajl_ i am going to block you like i blocked madeline Tue Sep 22
  • RT @fillegrossiere: no ones allowed to speak to me this week bc i’m PMSing. don’t talk to me next week either as i will be on my period. pl… Tue Sep 22
  • why am i laughing https://t.co/P5jEAJ31qA Tue Sep 22
  • RT @advertisedtwit: https://t.co/pUve92VZ9R Tue Sep 22
  • LMAOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/R67dK0sQ5e Tue Sep 22
  • made my therapist cry in a :’) way instead of a :’( way for maybe the first time ever ??????? we’re thriving, baybeeeeeeee 🌞 Mon Sep 21
  • RT @theashleyray: https://t.co/ZeIq3iv7SZ Mon Sep 21
  • my new friend mack https://t.co/dZh5qQ3f6X Mon Sep 21
  • @vaporlikewave @rockdovedigest @_livwilliams_ https://t.co/LGXi0uutOr Mon Sep 21
  • @rockdovedigest @_livwilliams_ See you BOTH 2 MORROW Mon Sep 21
  • @_livwilliams_ my sugar mama Mon Sep 21
  • @_livwilliams_ no :( Mon Sep 21
  • @_livwilliams_ I want 2 come Mon Sep 21
  • RT @electrolemon: https://t.co/oqsf6rtAU6 • https://t.co/ztznLId5fl https://t.co/2J2iMWGVc2 Mon Sep 21
  • RT @CharlotteAbotsi: The murder of Troy Davis radicalized me. I was 16. Thinking about him today, on his 9 year death anniversary. Continuo… Mon Sep 21
  • RT @commiewife: the conclusion we should be drawing from the personal growth we’ve been able to achieve isn’t “quarantine was a blessing,”… Mon Sep 21
  • twitter just reminded me that taye diggs follows me but i do not follow him back...... powerful https://t.co/QSL9S7qRNp Mon Sep 21
  • RT @keelyflaherty: little women (2019) https://t.co/egIQqbvLhH Mon Sep 21
  • @vaporlikewave my friend added me to queen exchange like 5 years ago before I was even out and it’s a fucking goldmine lol Mon Sep 21
  • RT @HarronWawker: women are either good or bad. and this woman? was good. Mon Sep 21
  • @_livwilliams_ omg olivia apologies in advance for poisoning your brain https://t.co/pPppSI4PZR Mon Sep 21
  • this shit lives in my brain rent free https://t.co/0tymkJDRIk Mon Sep 21
  • RT @EvelKneidel: The death of RBG has again revealed a class-based split between those who see political figures as aspirational heroes or… Mon Sep 21
  • RT @guavacoochi: Depression got hands not gonna lie https://t.co/l5plC9cg3F Mon Sep 21
  • @LauraLeeAndAUke me and my ever swirling emotions are like let’s fuckin go baby!!!! Mon Sep 21
  • @sjlinquist they see me rollin they hatin!!!! Mon Sep 21
  • @LauraLeeAndAUke My number one hope for a new tv drama is that it will make me weep, enneagram 4 life Mon Sep 21
  • @LauraLeeAndAUke Omg yeah it is the saddest shit I have ever seen and it def doesn’t lighten up after episode 3 :( Mon Sep 21
  • I cannot stop raving about I Know This Much Is True and I’m watching it a second time and am nearly done with the b… https://t.co/GzBJqKPP4v Mon Sep 21
  • M Y M A N https://t.co/BjHcT4nYGC Mon Sep 21
  • Pen15 is the greatest show I have ever seen Mon Sep 21
  • I have lived at my current place for over a year but did not notice this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE in the backyard until… https://t.co/oV2LiwFNA5 Sun Sep 20
  • @evanbarrett73 😳 Sun Sep 20
  • @evanbarrett73 I will defend the texas tuxedo to the death Sun Sep 20
  • @iwishiwasafinch I’m rooting for him Sun Sep 20
  • RT @KevinTPorter: One of those Josh Gad hosted zoom reunions but it’s the cast of the 2003 HBO adaptation of Angels in America Sun Sep 20
  • thank you all for being nice to me!! I have had a good, not sad weekend!! https://t.co/2Fj3GiFmx3 Sun Sep 20
  • RT @allisongeroi: It is important to me, as a woman, that we all understand that pointing out Ginsburg's awful decisions is not misogynisti… Sun Sep 20
  • @rockdovedigest @_livwilliams_ @_ajl_ajl_ no more pasta fights 🙅‍♀️ I love all pasta babies 🍝 Sun Sep 20
  • @_livwilliams_ all others tied for second Sun Sep 20
  • @_livwilliams_ my favorite of my pasta children Sun Sep 20
  • @vaporlikewave 👰👰 Sun Sep 20
  • @_livwilliams_ i love all lengths of pasta equally Sun Sep 20
  • i made rigatoni by hand would anyone like to wife me up Sun Sep 20
  • perfect album https://t.co/Mo2hOekiw9 Sat Sep 19
  • woke up to not a single “sorry about RBG” text from any of my ex boyfriends, it’s like......... do u even care about women Sat Sep 19
  • RT @RenyTay: a Black man kneeled to protest systemic violence and RBG called it stupid. I’m gonna say what the fuck I wanna say. Sat Sep 19
  • @evosketches you are so kind and smart and all your tweets are good, and I wanted to be friends for a long time and… https://t.co/aKw49dsD8M Sat Sep 19
  • @annagedstad she’s sooooo cute!! Sat Sep 19
  • @annagedstad what’s their name!! Sat Sep 19
  • RT @TheOnion: Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had https://t.co/YBpF37SLZ2… Sat Sep 19
  • etsy girls about to make that cash tho Sat Sep 19
  • RT @calebsaysthings: love to live in The Best Country on Earth where an old woman dying somehow means my future kids have to be christians… Sat Sep 19
  • @MeEmmaLee u r (obviously) my first choice Sat Sep 19
  • which one my three canadian friends wants to marry me Fri Sep 18
  • @barbsolish @dkazin hey fuck you!! Fri Sep 18
  • this is in earnest, do not be meant to me, i am sad today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/0A6k3KMwEw Fri Sep 18
  • RT @ihatejoelkim: I miss having sex with people I don’t trust. Fri Sep 18
  • the only thing i learned from the s*an mc*lw** profile is that, despite all physical evidence to the contrary, he i… https://t.co/NihGmbFYrI Fri Sep 18
  • RT @rachel_pick: how is this real https://t.co/7kXa0nNcNF Fri Sep 18
  • @sharkrado then when u point out the transparency of their lies they get mad at u for daring to call them a liar 🙃 Fri Sep 18
  • @iwishiwasafinch https://t.co/cHhw8goxgv Fri Sep 18
  • good night sleep tight say it back https://t.co/pGaRhy64LX Fri Sep 18
  • RT @guhppyy: be honest do you think god wanted us to code? Fri Sep 18
  • RT @lukemayville: Michael Brooks in Idaho in October 2018, knocking a door and getting ready to persuade a Republican to vote for Medicaid… Fri Sep 18
  • RT @iSmashFizzle: Everything is terrifying and I just have to keep living. Okay. Fri Sep 18
  • going to set my pussy on fire so he has to come put it out https://t.co/qB54Twn0cY Thu Sep 17
  • quitting drinking unfortunately has not made my depression go away but it has dramatically cleared up my skin which is better if you ask me Thu Sep 17
  • @evosketches 🥺🥺 Thu Sep 17
  • @VehicleFaneeby I did not get this Thu Sep 17
  • RT @sufjan_bot: And he woke me up again to say… Halle, halle, hallelujah Holy, holy is the sound And I hope, I hope you are tired out And I… Thu Sep 17
  • @caseyvstel a true beauty Thu Sep 17
  • RT @NifMuhammad: Hounds of Love (a perfect album) turns 35 today & this photo from the album cover photoshoot is the absolute best https://… Thu Sep 17
  • RT @_ajl_ajl_: @elizabethcallen https://t.co/bjLS59GPHV Thu Sep 17
  • @_ajl_ajl_ gus i know this is probably a joke but this warmed my lil heart :') Thu Sep 17
  • @vaporlikewave and who else madeline Thu Sep 17
  • good morning say it back https://t.co/16fCitmMqN Thu Sep 17
  • @_ajl_ajl_ FUCK YOU GUS Thu Sep 17
  • RT @elizabethcallen: Famous ELCA Lutherans, ranked 13. Jesus 12. said 11. the 10. last 9. shall 8. be 7. first 6. and 5. the 4. first 3. sh… Thu Sep 17
  • @_livwilliams_ @iwishiwasafinch gina rodriguez is my enemy so Thu Sep 17
  • @iwishiwasafinch i have seen oNE episode and i DID NOT LIKE it but maybe i will give it another go Thu Sep 17
  • RT @elizabethcallen: I went to a private college w some of the shittiest dudes I’ve ever met & do not think bad & simplistic shit like cons… Thu Sep 17
  • @TheBigJazzBoy i have never heard of it!!!!!!!!! will check it out Thu Sep 17
  • @bitegavemepower let's freaking go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thu Sep 17
  • @_livwilliams_ @bitegavemepower the number of times i have tried to get into twin peaks to have something in common… https://t.co/60eaVvm435 Thu Sep 17
  • @sjlinquist ahhhh i DO NOT but maybe i can get a boy to teach me how to torrent again Thu Sep 17
  • @bitegavemepower twin peaks...... i can never (sorry) i have tried so hard to like it but i just hated it so much Thu Sep 17
  • @bitegavemepower omg i wish i could give myself brain damage in the part that stores my memory of succession season… https://t.co/IaG7wkE2Rm Thu Sep 17
  • @sjlinquist yessss i loved it!!!!!! Thu Sep 17
  • RT @hooleil: from a Chinese recipe zine that I found. omg https://t.co/wONAPPtaic https://t.co/QeB6T7Puu4 Thu Sep 17
  • pls give me tv recs, for reference thoughts on what i have recently watched: - little fires everywhere: dumb - i kn… https://t.co/bRzoniLXlN Thu Sep 17
  • RT @theashleyray: it’s bi week? honestly i’m too tired Thu Sep 17
  • RT @findingfrances: 99.9k views no way gonna stroke my own ego and stream it myself so i can be the 100000th https://t.co/K1Pd22ckGL Thu Sep 17
  • turns out starting salary for an elca pastor fresh out of seminary is $62k a year, hell yeah!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/m8k3ekWIGc Wed Sep 16
  • RT @Braingetter: https://t.co/dM6rnGmZDc Wed Sep 16
  • RT @MeEmmaLee: idk what dune is but I'm happy for you all Wed Sep 16
  • love when this happens (at least weekly) https://t.co/gUfqa48elC Wed Sep 16
  • RT @BlackVisionsMN: Block the 3rd Precinct Block Party hosted by Seward Police Abolition is happening this evening starting at 5pm. Don’t f… Wed Sep 16
  • RT @TCparkresponder: boost and share 😘✊ https://t.co/fRlqkylXAy Wed Sep 16
  • thinking about when i told the gc a boy hurt my feelings and then they all texted back various insults about him, a… https://t.co/Dmu55TqgXV Wed Sep 16
  • @erik_less luv u Wed Sep 16
  • RT @negaversace: Girls will be like “i’m the mom friend” and it’s like babe i watched you take a pill you found on the floor of a taxi Wed Sep 16
  • 😤 https://t.co/CQaNOzHPNM Wed Sep 16
  • RT @ITYSL: I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun Wed Sep 16
  • @iwishiwasafinch LMAOOOOOO Wed Sep 16
  • https://t.co/IpGI9Kk6Jl https://t.co/ZWZXBfUP39 Wed Sep 16
  • JM immediately after beating us at this game: “Dudes rock” https://t.co/VXbM9zYbfi Wed Sep 16
  • RT @drivingmemadi: everyone wears crosses and i just feel like y’know maybe jesus probably doesn’t like crosses, all things considered Wed Sep 16
  • miss having these meetings in person because we all trade off bringing snacks each month and everyone over 65 eithe… https://t.co/skPezTGb77 Tue Sep 15
  • it’s my “time of the month” (church council meeting) Tue Sep 15
  • @sjlinquist when it safe to do so, I will host u for as long as u like and we can bike and kayak and eat ice cream 💛💛 Tue Sep 15
  • @sjlinquist minneapolis is a good bike city just saying 😇 Tue Sep 15
  • @sjlinquist OH BOY IF I LIVED IN CHICAGO !!!!!!!!!! Tue Sep 15
  • hey siri where can i get new friends https://t.co/tiUiB1A7Fg Tue Sep 15
  • @_livwilliams_ @iwishiwasafinch 😇 Tue Sep 15
  • @iwishiwasafinch @_livwilliams_ one of us (me) accepts who we r Tue Sep 15
  • @_livwilliams_ @iwishiwasafinch lmao olivia Tue Sep 15
  • @iwishiwasafinch @_livwilliams_ madewell, baby Tue Sep 15
  • @_livwilliams_ fit check https://t.co/PEMv33V7Tj Tue Sep 15
  • RT @AbeerSyedah: Y’all ever spend endless nights wide awake knowing you live under an empire of such endless cruelty and violence that it’s… Tue Sep 15
  • you date a few dudes built exactly like slenderman just a half dozen times or so and then your friends make fun of… https://t.co/3qedXoUcRF Tue Sep 15
  • if you won't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them https://t.co/3kndsvNM24 Tue Sep 15
  • Ellen is the truest friend there is https://t.co/nHob7IdhVv Tue Sep 15
  • RT @emmaschuetz: the jk rowling transphobia murder mystery book is 900 pages long lmfao please see a psychiatrist joanne Tue Sep 15
  • RT @MarianneSCombs: Today, after more than 23 years at @MPRNews, I turned in my letter of resignation, effective immediately. Here’s what i… Mon Sep 14
  • RT @micropig_Pinky: ちょうちょさんとピンキーちゃん🦋🐷💕 #マイクロブタ #動物好きな人と繋がりたい #動物 #animal https://t.co/5bLGg3vrjb Mon Sep 14
  • RT @warmfourloko: i hate my roommates https://t.co/92hvni8VQS Mon Sep 14
  • @VehicleFaneeby lol he was like "i asked patti, she said she had heard of it but didn't know what it was" like ok p… https://t.co/ERn9ZQWVlC Mon Sep 14
  • @iwishiwasafinch his wife, who also works here, and I were like "literally everyone knows what Jim Crow was" and he… https://t.co/4HjiwHCmjd Mon Sep 14
  • now he is trying to prove some sort of point by going around asking people to "recite the Jim Crow law" Mon Sep 14
  • RT @JohnDeVore: let's listen to sondheim's 'company' Mon Sep 14
  • @iwishiwasafinch I briefly mentioned Jim Crow in my column and he was like "I don't think our readers will know wha… https://t.co/A0GXokDJ11 Mon Sep 14
  • boss just asked me "what are Jim Crow's laws?" Mon Sep 14
  • RT @thesebosscats: https://t.co/7CaCvAbM3F Mon Sep 14
  • why is little fires everywhere so bad lol you assholes told me it was good Mon Sep 14
  • I am begging anyone who still thinks that Harry Potter, a minimally political 20 year old series written for litera… https://t.co/n3e9tnPXYJ Sun Sep 13
  • superimposing the weak morality of a book about kid wizards onto current events (all of them) to own the left https://t.co/WLykvvwkK0 Sun Sep 13
  • RT @BirdRespecter: Good morning to this woman only https://t.co/g61Y5pp2vj Sun Sep 13
  • RT @coolado_: pack it up Foucalt Sun Sep 13
  • one month alcohol free 😇 Sun Sep 13
  • went for a stupid little stroll https://t.co/5zsixp7kNy Sat Sep 12
  • @_ajl_ajl_ also I read fierce attachments this summer and really loved it, even though it is a much different kind… https://t.co/3moki7YgdS Sat Sep 12
  • @_ajl_ajl_ it’s sooooo good Sat Sep 12
  • good afternoon https://t.co/fkyLlvbx4Y Sat Sep 12
  • @_ajl_ajl_ GUS CAN I JOIN I AM READING THIS RN TOO I LOVE VIVIAN GORNICK SM Sat Sep 12
  • RT @carrierosen: My review of this pandemic: https://t.co/mFYf1BoOmp Sat Sep 12
  • RT @christapeterso: I’m proud of being from Missouri because when John Ashcroft was our incumbent senator we elected a dead man to replace… Sat Sep 12
  • thinking about this https://t.co/S0iUhqrrQc Sat Sep 12
  • RT @kmcdonovgh: My advice to young journalists is to steal the laptop if they give you one Sat Sep 12
  • @PACiv9 for u, anything Fri Sep 11
  • bro I fucking wish https://t.co/d9Hqu5FkDg Fri Sep 11
  • RT @ajmalalami: You motherfuckers if we had instagram during 9/11 https://t.co/IxWsiWzJt9 Fri Sep 11
  • @itsjessmejess so far i have "1) fake, 2) gay" Fri Sep 11
  • @_ajl_ajl_ he’s soft DOJ Fri Sep 11
  • guess which one of my friends just described a guy as “cute but soft CIA” Fri Sep 11
  • https://t.co/nTnHrDIDQz Fri Sep 11
  • by me https://t.co/iFUHSwFqw8 Fri Sep 11
  • thank u @iwishiwasafinch for telling me about memes dedicated to the only good amendment, the third one https://t.co/VPNgoFoogL Fri Sep 11
  • RT @JurassicPark2go: In honor of 9/11 we have spray painted “never forget” on all of our dinosaurs https://t.co/O0k5tXQd8c Fri Sep 11
  • @_ajl_ajl_ yah about ur homophobia Fri Sep 11
  • me re: the constitution https://t.co/EqeUvAtNYT Fri Sep 11
  • thx @_ajl_ajl_ https://t.co/JD2XX6w5GX Fri Sep 11
  • https://t.co/kdMbitjwfW Fri Sep 11
  • I have to write a column about my thoughts on the constitution for work “in honor of” constitution week next week b… https://t.co/XSmJYCKusH Fri Sep 11
  • @sunjuchethot hope u have a nice day, sanjeev Fri Sep 11
  • gm https://t.co/rLYr9O26sf Fri Sep 11
  • RT @goodjobliz: David Byrne mentions Brian Eno in American Utopia and instantly all I could think of was this https://t.co/SqzJs7eGhr Fri Sep 11
  • u know where this would never happen? a unionized hotel https://t.co/iZZb4ZNjYl Thu Sep 10
  • @nataliegdoll zoloft triplets Thu Sep 10
  • @sjlinquist @MeEmmaLee I slept in this and did not change I to real clothes to wfh and I feel great tbh Thu Sep 10
  • hour 2 of a needlessly long conference call and I have begun to disassociate (finally) https://t.co/4bYQZVFnCD Thu Sep 10
  • RT @mrsburtmacklin: https://t.co/5vlnuG9r1j Thu Sep 10
  • RT @PoorlyAgedStuff: https://t.co/hWEwpJVK1D Thu Sep 10
  • @VehicleFaneeby @itsjessmejess me too please I have been off for like a year but I’m bored and want attention Thu Sep 10
  • my grandma and I started zoloft around the same time and I just accidentally FaceTimed her and when she picked up s… https://t.co/O0C4FUkZA7 Thu Sep 10
  • the bag lover https://t.co/ShpxldN9L9 Thu Sep 10
  • @itsjessmejess hmmmm idk! Can you hit me with both sets of advice? 😇 Thu Sep 10
  • @evosketches What is this from!! Thu Sep 10
  • two grey rainy days in a row and my SAD is already poppin off, i am gonna die this winter aren’t i????????? Wed Sep 09
  • i do not want to labor, all i want to do is drink tea and pet my cat and read/watch sweeping family sagas set throu… https://t.co/VPsgbkYhdE Wed Sep 09
  • RT @tylergaca: evaluating ducks in dresses https://t.co/Nvbvd7OVQh Wed Sep 09
  • all are enemies except for my best friend @lizziecallen https://t.co/qsDBq2dawC Wed Sep 09
  • emailing the ELCA bishop to ask if I can have “Vito’s Ordination Song” played at my ordination in three (3) years Wed Sep 09

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