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• @felipe@zork.social Thu Jan 26
• Upcoming AirTag updates all sound great, but I wish they also included a vacation/travel mode that either disabled… https://t.co/vbmiPnSOob Fri Feb 11
• ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEM… https://t.co/ZRPbgPBHyY Fri Nov 26
• Headed back to the USA, need to cross some t’s and dot some i’s. 🤩 @ Madrid International Airport https://t.co/6NijFqKHsa Wed Oct 27
• Paella Emoji @ Casa Carmela https://t.co/ivHZnbZtp3 Thu Oct 21
• Golf de València, mar Mediterrani @ Playa de La Patacona https://t.co/dleWFqtobt Thu Oct 21
• Felipe met one of his heroes today. @ Dinosaur Ridge https://t.co/MmS6ceLFp2 Sat Jul 17
• My cross-service post sync seems to have broken sometime last year. I hope you’re all enjoying the silence from this account. :) Sat Jul 17
• @missreported That never worked in Puerto Rico, and they’re the champions of not fixing potholes Tue Apr 27
• Godspeed Walker, Glover, Hopkins and Noguchi! Mon Nov 16
• @ColoradoRapids does the pop up have 3XL authentic 9-6 jerseys and are those customizable? Mon Mar 02
• .@ColoradoRapids, @AltitudeTV : https://t.co/gMEmiNKBEp Make local streaming a STH perk if you want. Stop punishing the fans. Thu Feb 27
• The US votes for no witnesses. The UK raises by leaving the EU. Worst poker game ever. Fri Jan 31
• ¡Salut! @ El Pelicano Restaurant & Lounge https://t.co/NB7yTegLzO Fri Dec 27
• Yesterday I got an email from @comcast that I had exceeded my quota for the second time (8+ years a customer) - the… https://t.co/jIUVH3PORX Sat Nov 30
• Them “wife drove to the football party” vibes. https://t.co/AJddtcJsjn Sun Oct 20
• #AllRise Mon Oct 14
• @panic Any way to transfer the game from Epic to Steam next year? Mon Sep 30
• Hey @ColoradoRapids thanks for not opening all the gates during entrance and having half the concessions closed tonight. Real cool. Mon Sep 30
• @ColoradoRapids are fireworks still happening on Saturday? Thu Sep 05
• @AltitudeTV When will there be a stand-alone streaming service? Wed Aug 28
• RT @RespectableLaw: This thread of Diana talking to an army of Amazon corporate propaganda accounts is SERIOUSLY WEIRD. https://t.co/y9xQuK… Thu Aug 15
• RT @InstantSunrise: Valar Morghulis Valar Dohaeris Valar my ragtime gal Sun May 19
• Thanks for the season @nuggets! Next year they can’t say we lack experience! MPJ ROTY? Sun May 12
• Endgame https://t.co/24NihWl74Z Thu Apr 25
• Lillard’s shot. Ice cold murder. #OKCvsPOR Wed Apr 24
• RT @RideRTD: No foolin’: G Line grand opening set for Friday, April 26. https://t.co/JjSwSJdvkK https://t.co/m8XpqFUfJO Mon Apr 01
• Everything is Awesome! https://t.co/aWxzlCc7xL Sat Mar 30
• Tony Brothers gonna Tony Brothers - he’s decided he wants attention in the last 3 minutes of this game. #MileHighBasketball Sun Mar 17
• Game winner from the MVP! #jokic #playoffs #nuggets Fri Mar 15
• Orange balls are out during warmups. It’s cold out here folks. #PORvCOL Sat Mar 02
• RT @noelcuevas56: La Isla del Encanto, la tierra bendecida 🇵🇷 #representando #puertorico #100x35 https://t.co/zQYn1XYPqL Fri Feb 22
• While my dadwagen is in the shop, they gave me a #red #jetta. Had to recreate this picture from my youth. #vw… https://t.co/x4OCvdQwNe Fri Feb 15
• Late night code & Game of Thrones Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout. The King In The North! #stout #code #breakthewheel https://t.co/CnV7y7G8Ir Wed Feb 13
• RT @Reductress: Wow! This Black Woman Has Had Bad Experiences With White People But Never Roamed Streets Looking for One to Murder: https:/… Thu Feb 07
• RT @kerrizor: Mama, just lost a branch Did git rebase against its head I pressed enter, now it’s dead Mama, my work day had just begun But… Fri Feb 01
• RT @voxdotcom: A new report says Trump deliberately tried to undermine hurricane relief efforts in Puerto Rico https://t.co/z7q3yXAXcb Thu Jan 17
• RT @nuggets: We've got something special for one lucky fan! Retweet for a chance to win these signed Jamal Murray shoes! #MileHighBasketbal… Mon Jan 14
• RT @AOC: To quote Alan Moore: “None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.” 🤣 https://t.c… Fri Jan 11
• I’m glad there were so many Knicks fans at The Can to take the L on their way out. Wed Jan 02
• @leehcarroll Didn’t read the article but I asume it just returned “yes” for everybody. Mon Dec 10
• Win the opportunity to participate in the Rapids ‘Jersey Off Our Back’ annual tradition as part of the Fan Apprecia… https://t.co/WanwYVzMIx Fri Oct 12
• @FrontierCare Unable to check-in to my flight because it is inexplicably asking for passport numbers. Please help,… https://t.co/bydTOLPQqE Fri Sep 21
• @DenBurgerBattle Hey, so we have a 1 month old and would love to be able to make it. Will we be turned away at the… https://t.co/ByzcbHXj2v Mon Jul 30
• @Ry_Madden I think the information about the timing being something that is not in our control should have been on… https://t.co/eImcgCS4RZ Thu Jul 19
• @Five_Three It’s the closest thing to international diplomacy I’ve ever had to negotiate. Family drama, exes that n… https://t.co/veRXHptQWc Sun Jun 03
• My god... #thatssorapids Sat Mar 10
• So @NBA, is there an investigation on @tbrothers25 ‘s highly questionable and petty officiating during the @nuggets… https://t.co/bPIFyM1mLp Sat Feb 24
• @missreported ? Sat Feb 10
• @ussoccer @CACSoccer The easy solution is for everybody to move up one spot. Congratulations on your promotions! Gi… https://t.co/CJhPKp1s46 Sat Feb 10
• .@ussoccer’s election of @sunilgulati‘s second in command, @CACSoccer, proves that the goal is making more money n… https://t.co/NtTUSSQlcI Sat Feb 10
• RT @brianklaas: Life expectancy, UK vs. US: 🇬🇧 male: 79.4; 🇺🇸 male: 76.9 🇬🇧 female: 83.0; 🇺🇸 female: 81.6 Healthcare spending (OECD): 🇬🇧:… Tue Feb 06
• RT @Eaglewoman4: As a Native American I just had an epiphany about undocumented DACA people. How big of a coronary would trump and ryan hav… Sun Jan 28
• RT @dcwoodruff: “I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don’t know that. But I do know this, that in… Mon Jan 15
• @leehcarroll That number includes people who died because of inadequate access to resources after the hurricane. AF… https://t.co/PWuJnvZvjJ Wed Jan 03
• @DavidBegnaud Any idea of the numbers to other states? Wed Dec 13
• @_pepo__ @missreported El tweet está mal. Eran $1,600 al día en diésel, ahora son $480. $1,600 pesos en diesel no te dan para nada. Thu Dec 07
• Every now and then, somebody decides they deserve my twitter handle more than me. It’s pretty funny. Mon Nov 27
• @voteforgrant @YahooFantasy Landed a few food hits Sun Nov 26
• @dwayned MLB was there years ago with At Bat Fri Oct 20
• RT @ValerieComplex: 94% of black Woman during last year's presidential elections #StarTrekDiscovery #OnFleet https://t.co/ylsahFLtSf Mon Sep 25
• @BungieHelp no help? Sat Sep 23
• @Bungie @BungieHelp just finished the raid, but everybody died. Unable to open the chest. Unsure if the milestone popped, trophy didn’t. Fri Sep 22
• @dwayned I’m sure the same 5-press on the sleep/wake button that disables Touch ID disables Face ID - (iOS 11 feature) Wed Sep 13
• Verifying myself: I am feli_pe on Keybase.io. -9AvFZCVRsoascH3WFDcqWfWwZ2tlqCaDYQc / https://t.co/VF88GaExKA Thu Sep 07
• Just in time to do it all again in Destiny 2! https://t.co/S50Jg4TOfx Mon Sep 04
• RT @BarackObama: "No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..." https://t.co/… Wed Aug 16
• RT @Devindra: Well played, Amazon https://t.co/8Z2P2B5daG Tue Aug 01
• I'd get the shirt and tell everybody it's a @daringfireball shirt. Thu Jun 08
• RT @yas375: HomeKit protocol spec is now open to all devs! Can build a smart device using Arduino and control it via HomeKit without gettin… Wed Jun 07
• @ColoradoRapids fix your entry issues! Sun Jun 04
• RT @s_gashi11: https://t.co/5mBwrorDyZ Sun May 14
• With LOYAL3 switching all the T-Mo accounts to paid accounts, it's a shame @RobinhoodApp hasn't figured out their incoming transfers yet. Tue Apr 25
• Sigh. I bought something thinking it brought an @iTunes code, instead it brought a garbage @uvvu code. Sun Mar 26
• @mpacific you guys were not nice to the newcomers lol. Sat Mar 04
• RT @MNightShyamalan: I wrote the ending of the academy awards 2017. @jimmykimmel we really got them! Mon Feb 27
• WTF??? #OSCARS Mon Feb 27
• RT @devevangelist: Website builder Wix acquires art community DeviantArt for $36M https://t.co/jfC0Q6GSnD Thu Feb 23
• RT @GeorgeTakei: Please RT far and wide. The ICE raids have started in 6 states. https://t.co/lAmHIggmYp Sat Feb 11
• @dwayned did you give them access to know your location based on your phone gps? I haven't, but I'd guess it should solve this problem. Sun Feb 05
• @chanyeolixo @jinkishy sorry, you're not the first to ask. I'm keeping it. :( Good luck though! Mon Jan 30
• @chanyeolixo @jinkishy sup homies? Mon Jan 30
• RT @FoxNews: White House backs Trump decision to include top strategist Bannon at national security meetings https://t.co/XYLb0bC74Q Mon Jan 30
• RT @ACLU: On week one, Donald Trump suffered his first loss in court. Sun Jan 29
• @DIRECTVNowHelp sorry I've moved on to drinking. Lol. Not entirely related to missing star channel. Fri Jan 20
• @DIRECTVNowHelp appletv Fri Jan 20
• RT @mcremcrem: U have $5 to build ur dream Prez 😍 Smart - $15 Experienced - $30 Stable - $50 Has a dick - $4 Nazi - $1 Fri Jan 20
• @directvnow whats up with the “Blackou” of American Heroes channel. The same as on this thread: https://t.co/kUi7vuUb4P Fri Jan 20
• I love that the @nuggets seem to have more access to @Arsenal than the @ColoradoRapids Wed Jan 11
• Well, I don't usually do this, but today we dine at @Arbys - #thelastguardian https://t.co/ZdB5u2qLBc Tue Dec 06
• .@uber wants access to my location "always". 0% chance of that happening, I'd rather just uninstall. Thanks for playing! Fri Dec 02
• @Lexialex @Devindra I'd argue that this is also reminiscent of the confederate flags. Losers. Tue Nov 22
• @FelipeMP_ no estoy interesado en vender el nombre. Éxito en tu futuro en las redes sociales. Fri Nov 18
• RT @RepBarbaraLee: GOP transition: ✔️Appoint white nationalist as WH adviser ✔️Cite Japanese internment to justify Muslim registry ✔️Take a… Fri Nov 18
• @Pres_Bartlet universal basic income Sat Nov 12
• .@CNN if you just use pink/light blue and use the dark shades for called races you don't have to keep explaining that the map is live. Wed Nov 09
• RT @jasonvolack: A Donald Trump cake being wheeled into Trump Tower @abc #ElectionDay https://t.co/HSkHChfUSA Tue Nov 08
• @atlanticPDX it's our top priority :) Mon Nov 07
• From earlier today. Let's see this on ESPN #SCtop10 #rapids96 https://t.co/HU51a2xYtw Mon Nov 07
• RT @NAACP: If someone tries to stop you from voting, take their picture and call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. Lawyers will be ready. https://t.co/IsA6nG… Fri Nov 04
• @BofA_Help there is no point. I'll go in tomorrow talk to a physical human. Fri Nov 04
• @BofA_Help I have given up. After 40+ minutes of honking from other customers and pressing the "I'm still here" button. Fri Nov 04
• @BankofAmerica got a second person to answer! They also couldn't connect to the ATM! He nicely told me to deal with the honking outside. Fri Nov 04
• .@BankofAmerica after a 10minute wait inside (and 10 more outside) the teller had to end the call because she couldn't access my ATM - smh Thu Nov 03
• .@BankofAmerica your ATMs with "teller assist" can't require me to wait. Others honking at me is not nice, also, I went inside to wait, cant Thu Nov 03
• Sleep well Steve Bartman. Thu Nov 03
• Last minute trip to Detroit got cancelled. @FlyFrontier offered a $2.20 refund. I’ll pay $2.20 for them to not be able to re-sell the seat. Wed Nov 02
• A GRAND SLAM FOR THE CUBBIES!!!! Wed Nov 02
• Great job by @FOXSports on the #BluesBrothers intro bit. 5/5 Will watch again! Sat Oct 29
• RT @s_gashi11: What an incredible @MLS season & now this special award from our fans: PLAYER OF THE YEAR!🏆 Thank you so much! #Gashi #Rapid… Wed Oct 26
• @DowntownDTown that looks awful, glad you survived, get well soon! Mon Oct 24
• The Cubs are going to the World Series for the first time since 1945. I'm so happy for that fan base. Sun Oct 23
• @atlanticPDX good job of beating the team out shitty coach decided to field. I know a few good bars where you can watch the playoffs from. Mon Oct 17
• Fly me to the moon. #aa @ Denver International Airport https://t.co/FElBSBnhKz Tue Oct 11
• @dwayned does Viv tell me when my replacement Samsung Note 7 will catch fire or is that still a fun surprise? Thu Oct 06
• The @ColoradoRapids have clinched a #MLSCupPlayoffs berth. Next stop, clinch a home game. #KeepFighting #MLS Sun Oct 02
• @atlanticPDX @mkstnr I don't know what "on the side of the Sounders" means. Unless it means above the playoff line. In which case, yes. :D Sun Oct 02
• Prohibition. #immlife @ IMM https://t.co/MD2pr2Ems6 Thu Sep 29
• RT @thehill: Giuliani: I wouldn't debate again if I were Trump https://t.co/Gk0Dpd4yXO #debates https://t.co/LMZGpuilPj Tue Sep 27
• So is there a Donald Trump double? #orangegate Tue Sep 27
• I see Donald has toned down his orange for the occasion. Tue Sep 27
• Me: Hi @Delta, I need to change my name in my newly created Skymiles Acct. @Delta: Yep! Send us a copy of your ID Me: *creates new account* Wed Sep 21
• @dwayned @TeslaMotors started with @grouplotusplc bodies. It doesn't mean that's the end game. Wed Sep 21
• @dwayned there's also no way to modify what it finds, I have a trip it didn't find, I can't associate reservations with it. Very frustrating Wed Sep 21
• Late in the 4th quarter? #broncos #fb https://t.co/XjB7hmHa86 Sun Sep 18
• @Devindra and you're right, there's always going to be a model with a jack, just like there's models with keyboards and swappable batteries Fri Sep 09
• @Devindra at the end of the piece, you will keep your iPhone 6S forever and consider Android. It reads to me like you're hoping they keep it Fri Sep 09
• As surprised as I am that @Devindra is so against dropping the jack, I'm more surprised it seems he doesn't think Android makers will follow Fri Sep 09
• Von Miller #OrangeCrush Fri Sep 09
• @cxmilacobo @_httpaylu Entiendo, pero que eso no las pare. :) Tue Aug 30
• .@NianticLabs removing the three steps seems to me like confirmation that people were catching Pokémon too fast. Now it's impossible. Great! Sun Jul 31
• RT @SFY: "We're not catching up with the rest of the World as long as Soccer's a sport for the upper class." - @WhitlockJason https://t.co/… Thu Jun 23
• @dwayned @elonmusk BUT CAN YOU LAND A ROCKET ON IT?!??!? ANSWER THE QUESTION ELON! Sun Jun 19
• @FlemingSport why Williams? Sun Jun 19
• . @ussoccer is the last #CONCACAF nation left in this edition of #CopaAmerica - I could get used to this #Copa100 #fb Sun Jun 19
• They rebuilt the Berlin Wall and called it @j_brooks25s Fri Jun 17
• @Jermainejunior to @clint_dempsey !! 1-0 USA! #USAvECU Fri Jun 17
• Apple thought long and hard and decided that what we wanted was Facebook Messenger #WWDC2016 Mon Jun 13
• RT @IMPOSE: Photos: @theflaminglips perform 'The Soft Bulletin' with the Colorado Symphony at Red Rocks. https://t.co/IUENyGOGgE https://t.… Mon Jun 13
• Wow. #Copa100 Mon Jun 13
• If only we had some sort of technology that allowed us to see events that have happened seconds ago to help us make decisions. #Copa100 Mon Jun 13
• @sunilgulati @ussoccer imagine how many would have gone if the second deck were open at reasonable prices. Just imagine! Sun Jun 12
• #CONCACAFD #COLvCRC #Copa100 Sun Jun 12
• Things are just getting worse for Colombia… #Copa100 Sun Jun 12
• Vamos Ticos!!! #Copa100 Sun Jun 12
• @mpacific I want a gif of Zardes still dribbling the ball in the box, make it loop forever — cause that’s what that nonsense felt like. Sun Jun 12
• #EURO2016 + #Copa100 + #NBAFinals == Wife pretty over my tv choices in the last week & me shopping for a comfier couch. #sportslife Sat Jun 11
• Crazy end to #CHIvBOL really enjoying #Copa100 Sat Jun 11
• RT @GynoStar: HILLARY OF HOUSE CLINTON, FIRST OF HER NAME, LADY REGNANT OF THE DEMOCRATS, MOTHER OF CHELSEA, BREAKER OF GLASS CEILINGS, THE… Wed Jun 08
• No pass needed for pond parking. @ Boulder, Colorado https://t.co/l9wWitrpHX Mon Jun 06
• The #ReggaeBoyz down a man and a goal in the 24th minute… This will not be a easy hole to climb out of. #Copa100 Sun Jun 05
• My summer is sorted. @ Denver, Colorado https://t.co/oeEDNYq2q1 Sun Jun 05
• @mpacific I was totally on #TeamJurgen until that news conference last night. The result is what it is, but being fine with it is not ok Sat Jun 04
• *sigh* Sat Jun 04
• We are underway! #Copa100 Sat Jun 04
• .@ColoradoRapids - update! @worldsoccershop has no such problems with how hard it is to space the letters. New jersey incoming. Sun May 29
• .@ColoradoRapids : FYI Colorado Authentics at Dick’s just turned me away when I asked for a custom jersey. Fun times! Sun May 29
• Great show from @theflaminglips tonight at @RedRocksCO. It was truly inspiring and amazing. #fb https://t.co/oBmu6A0CgN Fri May 27
• Somebody tell the @warriors it’s okay to not take a three to get back into this game with 7 minutes left. #NBAPlayoffs Wed May 25
• @mpacific I just needed an excuse to point out that were at the top of the table :) Tue May 24
• @mpacific I get that CO has been a joke, but we also stumbled into a cup, and are at the top of the table ;) https://t.co/cLE5M2jilT Tue May 24
• .@Raptors tying up the series is crazy. The 2-2-1-1-1 format is going to shine in both conferences #NBAPlayoffs Tue May 24
• I know there’s Thrones going on… But @PreacherAMC just premiered and I am ecstatic! Mon May 23
• Golazo!!! Sun May 22
• It’s odd for me to not be cheering for the #USMNT but here we are. Vamos Puerto Rico! #USAvPUR #fb Sun May 22
• @mpacific Also, good luck tomorrow! I’ll be watching. I’m extremely disappointed I won’t be at Dick’s for the 4th of July (Timmy’s debut) Sun May 22
• @mpacific thanks! I need to buy a new edge for my seat. Sun May 22
• 3 road points for the @ColoradoRapids - This is starting to feel real. #KeepFighting Sun May 22
• RT @ProstSoccer: True dedication here. This man's been at seemingly ever Rapids match in Seattle. #Rapids96 https://t.co/vjHQluau2c Sun May 22
• Watching other teams try to hold a 1 - nil lead is way easier than watching my team do the same. /cc @C38sg @ColoradoRapids #KeepFighting Sun May 22
• RT @DaxMcCarty11: Touchdown 🙌🏻 #RBNY Sat May 21
• @mpacific Almost as embarrassing as the abomination they call a field. Almost. Sat May 21
• IMO, boos for Frank Lampard are deserved. He needs to prove that he wants to play in NY on the pitch. BPL means nothing now. #NYDerby #MLS Sat May 21
• Idk if @MixDiskerud and Lampard are hurt but @NYCFC have a lot of work to do, and not that much time. @NewYorkRedBulls are rolling. Sat May 21
• Hope you’re not trying to get any @ColoradoRapids news from @BleacherReport #norespect /cc: @MLS https://t.co/yRcDhaA16r Fri May 20
• Soccer is a family thing #Rapids96 #KeepFighting https://t.co/LF1WpcoaFI Thu May 12
• @JulieAdenuga is @RebelSoundHQ ever coming back? :( /cc @Beats1 Mon May 09
• At @AtomicCowboyCO on Tennyson they have a 40 minute wait… And open tables to mock you with. https://t.co/QftlBLugAL Sun May 08
• Me last season. https://t.co/5o60OGUPst Sun May 08
• Enjoying the @LCFC celebration. Pumped for @ColoradoRapids v @RealSaltLake at the top of the table in the @MLS. Soccer is life #fb Sat May 07
• Congratulations to @LCFC on their title. It gives hope to many other teams - not just in the premiership. #BPL #fb Mon May 02
• Top of the Table! Great month for the @ColoradoRapids! Bring it RSL! #fb Sat Apr 30
• .@MLS do the @ColoradoRapids get extra points for not using subs? Asking for a friend. Sat Apr 30
• @mpacific also, I’m still salty, so I forgot to add #FOP Mon Apr 25
• @mpacific we’ll take down FC Dallas in due time ;) Mon Apr 25
• @mpacific I have no idea what is happening or what these feelings are, I just know that going to @DSGpark is fun somehow this year. :) Mon Apr 25
• Orlando is falling apart // The Red Bulls have gained wiiiings #NYvORL Mon Apr 25
• RT @J_Klinsmann: Jermaine Jones loves the snow !! Great start with the Rapids! Congrats! https://t.co/SZB3mxs0tW @Jermainejunior @ColoradoR… Sun Apr 17
• Rapids wonderland https://t.co/EXahdkLaPX Sun Apr 17
• Steph Curry 🔥🔥🔥 #nba Thu Apr 14
• It's Estrella's first sporting event! She chose the @coloradorapids @ Dick's Sporting Goods Park https://t.co/3TbJ4sZ5gU Sun Apr 03
• RT @b0rk: eternal conflict between "i can probably do my job & not fully understand {low-level-thing-here}" and "BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO UNDE… Fri Mar 25
• Snow is a bummer. I guess. ❄️🙂🍻 #lemonsintolemonade #snowday #stellaartois @ Denver, Colorado https://t.co/4l8yQGB9kP Thu Mar 24
• RT @jfuentes: This @Reuters photo is spectacular. Air Force One over Havana. https://t.co/95UcauVbLq Mon Mar 21
• The Secretary of Defense https://t.co/aL9TX9iZwN #fb Sun Mar 20
• @telesurenglish in the article https://t.co/38jSmsGwYQ The picture caption has my brother’s name wrong. It is “Gamelyn Oduardo” Thu Mar 17
• Bathed in beer, three points to our name. #COLvLA Sun Mar 13
• Any of you fine Denverites interested in joining me for 10 Cloverfield Lane tomorrow? LMK! Fri Mar 11