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Gwendolyn
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  • @MissLMunster Hard nods! πŸ’…πŸ½πŸ₯° Tue Apr 20
  • @MissLMunster I think I need more bangers! Tue Apr 20
  • @MyshkinFool Still wearing the skirt? Tue Apr 20
  • @MyshkinFool Blocked Tue Apr 20
  • @MyshkinFool Boom boom Tue Apr 20
  • Is 4 bangers too much bangers? Tue Apr 20
  • @jenbren1976 HAHAHAHA Tue Apr 20
  • @jenbren1976 πŸ₯°πŸ’…πŸ½ Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 @Indraarchie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sausages Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol Old ladies piss @ghud68 said! Tue Apr 20
  • @jenbren1976 Awesome, bottle it up or will you wee straight on me? Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 @Indraarchie I used the powerful stuff, Mad Pats, shes 80 but looks 100, patio is gleaming! Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol @MyshkinFool I drink mine each morning like Bear Grylls Tue Apr 20
  • @MyshkinFool I will just wee on myself then, not the first time Tue Apr 20
  • I just got stung by a stinging nettle, can someone wee on my leg please? Tue Apr 20
  • @MadMontana πŸ˜‚ you probably have an electric scooter to get around the huge garden! Tue Apr 20
  • @MadMontana You seem to be running low! Tue Apr 20
  • I’m meant to be cleaning the patio, I’m sat staring at it thinking why Disco dancing championships aren’t a thing anymore. Tue Apr 20
  • @jensmith90 I have got some! πŸ₯³ Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Tue Apr 20
  • @ccshoreditch @ghud68 Film it Grant πŸ˜‚ Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 5 packets should do it, maybe some left over for toasted tea cakes! Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lube might help Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Is it a bicycle steroid? Tue Apr 20
  • @ChrisR1886 @ghud68 I grew up near Wembley so you’d always have pubs packed with fans, a proper buzz in the air! Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Tea in a sports direct mug Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 I will knock at Mad Pats Tue Apr 20
  • @MyshkinFool How much from a chopped off cock? Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 HAHAHA Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 It will be like a council estate version of 8 mile Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 You can rap ice ice baby at him! Tue Apr 20
  • @tim_cattlin I have a jet washer, I was asking about the solution! Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 It’s Kanye West birthday to so don’t want to clash! Tue Apr 20
  • What’s the best patio cleaning solution lads? Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Checked it’s a Tuesday, no good! πŸ˜‚ Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol I heard once vaccinated men’s tallywhackers glow in the dark! Tue Apr 20
  • @Pinklilycat What a prick! Tue Apr 20
  • I just opened the fridge when getting scissors! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Tue Apr 20
  • @littlemissgled Get me an inflatable flamingo with drinks holders please Tue Apr 20
  • @MyshkinFool Just tell her you’ve been wearing it to the supermarket Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol A fez! Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol I will come around with my hat for money then Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol πŸ˜‚ Shall I stop or would you like more? Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol He kneaded a poo! BOOM BOOM! Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol πŸ˜‚ Why did the baker have brown hands? Tue Apr 20
  • I’ve decided to have a summer birthday like the Queen! Probably June, I will come back with a date ASAP! Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚! GROUND BEEF Tue Apr 20
  • @Bigshirtlesscol What do you call a cow with no legs? Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚ I’d get a plastic ears to cover it, those large joke ears. Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Or when I was at school and Claremont’s netball team offered lesbian favours to win the league! Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Just cauliflower ears! πŸ˜‚ Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Good weapons for a large catapult Tue Apr 20
  • Researching flowers like the wild sexy live wire that I am! Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 Cruising in my glitter milk float, giving all the lonely Treacles a sample of my cream! Oi oiiiiiiiiii! Tue Apr 20
  • Morning 😬πŸ₯Έ Tue Apr 20
  • @ghud68 @tde1972 Piss funny πŸ₯° Mon Apr 19
  • @tde1972 I see myself in him πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • Basil Fawlty is my hero! 😬😬😬 Mon Apr 19
  • @giftedrascal That was a 2 man catch pal Mon Apr 19
  • @mand_brun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @jimbboree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @jimbboree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ CHRIST Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ boner alert πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @giftedrascal FUCKINELL that fish is like a whale Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @jimbboree It’s a cool film, maybe too cool for you! 🧐 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @jimbboree You’ll like it, if you don’t you can give me a skiddercuff πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • Arsenal will be shit all over in this super league πŸ˜©πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ReedGooner I would live like a king until I died, naked champagne yacht parties daily etc. Mon Apr 19
  • RT @IanWright0: https://t.co/gKQYmVUZk6 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Me after I pressed send! https://t.co/ELQGYF6B8T Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 You’re πŸ˜” Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oooohhhh your hard πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i will wrestle you off! Mon Apr 19
  • @parsnip45 I will throw a bucket of water out the window Mon Apr 19
  • I can hear the ice cream van but I can’t see it, SHOW YOURSELF ARSEHOLE! 😩 Mon Apr 19
  • @ReedGooner So jealous Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you have to burn them by 4pm or you get nicked! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ making the ice cream van 24 hours and banning all garden carpets Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚ I will be Mayor by noon Mon Apr 19
  • @giftedrascal Same Mon Apr 19
  • @popsicle_____ On the right person obvs! Mon Apr 19
  • RT @CosyCIub: https://t.co/tbCoCRcWTt Mon Apr 19
  • @Pinklilycat Puts on bucket list next to chip butty! Mon Apr 19
  • @jimbboree @ghud68 Hard nods! Mon Apr 19
  • J-Lo is single, I wouldn’t mind mingling with her tbqhwy 😍 Mon Apr 19
  • @MyshkinFool πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 No wonder us Brits are treated like scum abroad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • Watching a period drama, the posh lady is having it off with the help, it’s always a Yorkshireman! Mon Apr 19
  • @MyshkinFool https://t.co/EAMRAKs1sE Mon Apr 19
  • @MyshkinFool Lovely stuff Mon Apr 19
  • @MyshkinFool NILF! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 I would love to see you off your nut! πŸ§πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @MyshkinFool Hopefully they play it loud! Mon Apr 19
  • I’m in bed lads, I’m worse than a nana! I’m a sexy nana though! πŸ₯³ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 You’re off your head G πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @Sheppyuk @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Ate pot pourri??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @jimbboree @ghud68 It’s awesome! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Cant wait to visit Yorkshire πŸ§πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @Millimop This is a very bad slur on Jesus. I might text him to send a plague of locusts to the rhubarb triangle! Mon Apr 19
  • @MadMontana πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @MadMontana Whateves! πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @Millimop Grant Jesus did not rise from the dead to save our souls for this pal! Mon Apr 19
  • @Millimop @ghud68 A brand nobody has heard of but old people, they sell fizzy drinks which is pop, not flat or diluted! BYE! Mon Apr 19
  • @Millimop @ghud68 https://t.co/ta76hFcSCV please read the name of this FAMOUS brands website! BYE Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Don’t get it mixed up with salad cream again! Mon Apr 19
  • @Cockleonius @superpaddiepads @SnoozeActive You have a lot of poorly friends, did you grow up near a nuclear station? Mon Apr 19
  • @Millimop @ghud68 Pop is a fizzy drink, CASE CLOSED! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @parsnip45 He has garden carpet, this is Grant! https://t.co/Pi1YAgbOFk Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’…πŸ½ Mon Apr 19
  • Spurs! Lolz! https://t.co/4jVaeO55qK Mon Apr 19
  • @superpaddiepads @Cockleonius @SnoozeActive You have to be so extra! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 I went faster mowing my lawn 🧐 Mon Apr 19
  • @parsnip45 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • Mowing the lawn in a vest and no bra, HI NEIGHBOURS! 😎 Mon Apr 19
  • @superpaddiepads @Cockleonius @SnoozeActive Have you got gout?? Mon Apr 19
  • @Cockleonius @SnoozeActive A guy at work had it, like some shit medieval king, he had to wear big shoes as it hurt walking πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • Very bizarre to think I’ve not drunk alcohol this year and this is what I do now! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 🚴🏼 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Fanny πŸŒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ Mon Apr 19
  • @Zoc47 Very naughty isn’t it Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 He’s got his squash between his thighs! πŸ₯³ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I now feel like a strong independent woman πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @SamGoodman990 Hooters girls are handing out the half-time oranges Mon Apr 19
  • HAHAHAHA the biggest thieving prick who ever stood on two legs! You couldn’t make it up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/j8sIONkZwo Mon Apr 19
  • @SamGoodman990 It’s zero-zero at mid time! Mon Apr 19
  • I just wondering whatever happened to pot pourri, I know somebody that ate it at a house party thinking it was nibbles! Mon Apr 19
  • @dgmoore75 I made tea that is my contribution so far Mon Apr 19
  • @wine_oasis No Mon Apr 19
  • I have done nothing so far today, feel a great sense of achievement. Mon Apr 19
  • @jameswilsonhair Whatever πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @tim_cattlin @ghud68 I don’t think a shagger will care if there’s unexplained stains tbqhwy! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ they are sexy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • RT @AndyHa_: England’s midfield at the Euros. https://t.co/BFRdFUgCgH Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 That’s already in some shaggers van! πŸŒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 You’ll end up rapping it like a bbc news reporter πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ccshoreditch Flash dance is the best film EVER MADE! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ a mysterious tape will arrive in the post, you must listen when sleeping! Mon Apr 19
  • @RedWhite_Gooner He’s got a fetish for winning fuck all πŸ₯° Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 I know all the words, I will sing them to you! πŸŒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ Mon Apr 19
  • @ccshoreditch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @MyshkinFool Turd! Mon Apr 19
  • I bet Spurs improve now, fuck sakes Jose you turd! Mon Apr 19
  • RT @DavidBrentMovie: Jose Mourinho explains what happened with Daniel Levy https://t.co/5rE3QMp6QE Mon Apr 19
  • RT @PSmithy7: Spurs announcing they’re going to be one of the founding clubs in the European Super League #thfc https://t.co/Dpmx3pNPrB Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @superpaddiepads πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i will do the worm in my bikini Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Must have had a hard knock to the skull 🧐 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @superpaddiepads Boob OFF! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 BOOM BOOM! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Omg I agree with you, this is awful Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 On the radiator? Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @superpaddiepads Bigger than mine! Mon Apr 19
  • @KhalyMYK @ghud68 🀣🀣🀣 Mon Apr 19
  • @superpaddiepads @ghud68 Rude! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @superpaddiepads More than a huge pair of boobs! Mon Apr 19
  • @superpaddiepads @ghud68 THANK YOU! Everyone can stop calling me a bimbo now! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @_Nibb_ @Ron_Fleasley We can only field 11 players on the pitch at one time! DEMS THE RULES GRANT! Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @wine_oasis @bosco_rosco πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 🀣🀣🀣 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @bosco_rosco πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but that was pure luck as nobody writes 4 clubs playing! πŸ§πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Imagine if he shagged you and not me! πŸ§πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @Ron_Fleasley @ghud68 Takes a bow πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 @bosco_rosco You had 4 clubs in your pea brain and don’t you lie now! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 God you’re obsessed with him, he won’t shag you Grant 😬 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 No because we’d play one team against both sides at once as we are so fucking good! ☺️ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 HOW??? STOP SMOKING CRACK 😘 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 https://t.co/2gOJE8KfS7 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 HAHAHA! This has made me very happy! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’…πŸ½ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Arsenal at home, they are playing a super league team and a premiership team at the same time??? Have I mad… https://t.co/LCCL85z7t6 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Wouldn’t it be 3 teams? 🧐🧐🧐 Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚the northern scarface Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 Leeds the smelly scruffs will be saving up their giros so they can join! 🧐 Mon Apr 19
  • I’m not doing people today πŸ’…πŸ½ Mon Apr 19
  • @ghud68 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 like a monks patch! Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 FUCKINELL, hahahahaha! The story that keeps giving 🀣🀣 Sun Apr 18
  • @milkmedianewyor πŸ˜‚ Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am DEAD! Imagine him explaining that to his mum! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ Sun Apr 18
  • @milkmedianewyor Rude Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 HAHAHA! Those names have killed me! Skiddercuff 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Sun Apr 18
  • I’d rather burn my house to the ground! https://t.co/Gi9hw145J2 Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 Scallops beatboxing whilst you’re windmilling outside Safeway, you fancied the girl on the fags counter! Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 @Bigshirtlesscol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my mammy usually would tape foster and Allen or the Pope over anything Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 @Bigshirtlesscol Always awesome to be watching a film and suddenly it switches to the A Team or some shit,… https://t.co/LSCOeZ43mA Sun Apr 18
  • @Bigshirtlesscol @ghud68 Hahaha Sun Apr 18
  • @parsnip45 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 @Bigshirtlesscol You taped over Cagney and Lacey by mistake with the royal funeral yesterday! Sun Apr 18
  • @parsnip45 Is this before or after you jumped off the bridge??? πŸ§πŸ˜‚ Sun Apr 18
  • @Bigshirtlesscol @ghud68 Still uses a top loader Betamax Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 I better you get the lino and ghetto blaster out on the front drive. πŸ˜‚ Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 Taped, it’s not 1985 G πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sun Apr 18
  • Why do men think they have achieved something when they do a huge fart, proper chuffed with themselves? 🧐 Sun Apr 18
  • @SamGoodman990 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sun Apr 18
  • @SamGoodman990 They are a thing of beauty, and taste superb!!!!!!!! Sun Apr 18
  • @SamGoodman990 Shut your filthy mouth Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 Flash the bouncer! Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 Very mean thing to say! Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 I was given 30 once so 12 is a piece of piss! Wash day is not for another 2 weeks. Sun Apr 18
  • @ghud68 It was not about a killer blob of jizz, unfortunately. 🧐 can’t believe I said that on the holy day! Sun Apr 18

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