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  • RT @originalspin: The @nytimes published the essay I wrote about the three mass shooters at Laguna Woods, Monterey Park and Half Moon Bay—A… Sat Jan 28
  • awaiting the day l*bs finally understand the the only path toward democracy is to abolish the motherfucking p*l*ce.… https://t.co/DT5SpOXiic Fri Jan 27
  • your reminder that removing health check requirements in the middle of a pandemic is not only anti-disability, but… https://t.co/H4aHnGzmDL Fri Jan 27
  • asian fam, we really need to have a chat about what our elders are watching on YouTube. and getting linked to via W… https://t.co/tzvIZBaOgd Wed Jan 25
  • @chrissyteigen that’s when you call plinko champion @SnoopDogg Tue Jan 24
  • @trickytaipei tung-i chinese onion flavor instant rice noodles, forever. Sun Jan 22
  • @keithkurson same concept as work phone + personal phone for me. i like everything separate. Sun Jan 22
  • real talk, why are gen-xers such sadists? you can be a masochist in the corner without inflicting that shit on others Sat Jan 21
  • @disorderlyswine @Loganchance The Expanse Sat Jan 21
  • @televisionarie “hey, now that we've finished our flogging ritual, know that you are special, as were the ones we s… https://t.co/F4kA45S96W Sat Jan 21
  • sending heartfelt support to everyone i know who works or worked in tech. please do reach out to me if there's anyt… https://t.co/8VZdTUzhkS Fri Jan 20
  • RT @mckinneykelsey: This round of layoffs in particular it feels clear that this isn't about a recession or profit or even worker quality.… Fri Jan 20
  • @keithkurson whew! <3 hope they call back soon Fri Jan 20
  • @keithkurson please call vector control! 510-567-6800 Fri Jan 20
  • i knew i should have taken the resurgence of 90s fashion as a portent of bad times Fri Jan 20
  • @keithkurson oh no! highly recommend contacting alameda county vector control -- they are super helpful and usually… https://t.co/1zNDThkKN2 Fri Jan 20
  • lest i still claim i'm not middle aged, i just made my terminal font 14pt Thu Jan 19
  • @trickytaipei and i see this JUST after responding to the international flight thread 😂 Tue Jan 17
  • @trickytaipei i’m still amused by the seinfeld lego set, i lugged to taipei, especially since i spread the love by… https://t.co/YaZFWTpVZs Tue Jan 17
  • with the caveat that it was a startup in govt healthcare IT Tue Jan 17
  • 50k, bay area, 2001 https://t.co/fA6nSxjyVM Mon Jan 16
  • the solution is always more housing Mon Jan 16
  • i’ve met so many wonderful women, families — and most importantly, doggos— while having a relatively welcoming plac… https://t.co/hWWN9mPvXb Mon Jan 16
  • some of y’all who say that airbnb has no utility that the well-regulated hotel industry doesn’t already provide hav… https://t.co/bnd3dF15GR Mon Jan 16
  • @TrishRothgeb death and culling of chickens due to avian flu + post holiday supply chain/fulfillment issues Mon Jan 16
  • @llkats can confirm. that overall intersection (lakeshore / underpass / macarthur) is one of the scariest, as a bicyclist Mon Jan 16
  • @Airbnb, please bring back the piano filter. i miss visiting new cities practicing the piano. and no, not the "gran… https://t.co/a2MSYBlwqC Mon Jan 16
  • @hooleil a really good hot dog Sat Jan 14
  • @markasaurus i hated these as a kid because they were too “healthy” tasting compared to regular saltines. but now i must find some 😭 Sat Jan 14
  • @MikeIsaac a family member has severe dental anxiety and gets sedation for most cleanings. i think he goes to a cli… https://t.co/eqAVzAWpDM Sat Jan 14
  • QOTD: “why do light bulbs need an api?” me, ignoring this: “damn, there goes all my free time” Thu Jan 12
  • @TrishRothgeb yes. Thu Jan 12
  • @markasaurus my gods that was such an amusing read Thu Jan 12
  • @halfcafsam ugh... hope you're feeling better soon. i got what i figure was norovirus from a takeout salad last yea… https://t.co/LGSbM2QkmC Tue Jan 10
  • @juliacarriew hoping land- or maintenance folk can help move the stove Mon Jan 09
  • @juliacarriew my similar trauma: my backsplash is not-great tile and i tried, with increasingly stronger adhesives,… https://t.co/Zp7kqiEnfm Mon Jan 09
  • @juliacarriew my deepest condolences for your loss(es) Mon Jan 09
  • @ThreatNotation *stares at guitar with broken string* *sighs* Mon Jan 09
  • what is it about florida men Sun Jan 08
  • *laughs in californian, and then sobs* https://t.co/Llm4RuQm0l Sun Jan 08
  • the car is on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel, https://t.co/qxzZOuyNp9 Sat Jan 07
  • @qkate well, best of luck and 🤜🤛 to you Sat Jan 07
  • @qkate i’ve been wondering the same thing. i’m not immunocompromised (knock on wood, until the day that changes if… https://t.co/oaTEpWPd76 Sat Jan 07
  • @benwurgaft i already have that friend. right, ben? Fri Jan 06
  • @alicegoldfuss DS9 is so good. i can't believe it took me until 2020 to watch it. paramount plus free trial? or pay… https://t.co/kgGTrFWw27 Fri Jan 06
  • WONTFIX capitalism working as intended https://t.co/7LUnRqOjy1 Thu Jan 05
  • RT @sesamestreet: In 1976 the Pointer Sisters recorded the now iconic "Pinball Number Count" song. Sesame Workshop celebrates the life and… Wed Jan 04
  • @FluentMundo lavender extract: https://t.co/clz9MJlVKf for times when it gets really acute, i try to do something… https://t.co/nyoRleswou Wed Jan 04
  • RT @Oakland: Oakland residents may pick-up or assemble their own emergency sandbags and plastic sheeting at the Municipal Service Center at… Wed Jan 04
  • oakland is out of sandbags for the day, but they will start up again tomorrow at 7am https://t.co/oJQwqC3s7a Wed Jan 04
  • SANDBAGS ACQUIRED! thank you, @Oakland! Tue Jan 03
  • heads up that the oakland line for sandbags is currently about an hour/2 blocks long Tue Jan 03
  • @lmc 2nd gen bay area, all of father's family born in SF. my bias as a teen was toward shopping 😂. probably why FiD… https://t.co/NLD199x56y Tue Jan 03
  • @lmc "downtown" to me is union square and the mall/yerba buena/museum parts of SOMA. like a few blocks in each dire… https://t.co/R69woTEwBf Tue Jan 03
  • RT @RobMayeda: “Threat to life likely during this storm….” There are only a few times living in the Bay Area where conditions warrant this… Tue Jan 03
  • while scrolling past i misread this as “breed” and boy is that some chaotic 2023 energy https://t.co/Xxc4oagWz6 Mon Jan 02
  • @__apf__ as someone allergic to everything, i love staying inside (looks around, lowers voice) *all the time* Sun Jan 01
  • it’s only because of this post i remembered that ORKUT STILL EXISTS https://t.co/pLIPaejCTa Sun Jan 01
  • @MikeIsaac okay and what scent is LA DROGUERIE? sounds like eau de walgreens Sun Jan 01
  • @MikeIsaac i wanna know why you have a grocery store selection of bonne maman Sun Jan 01
  • hyyyyyyydro…plaaaaaaning… -@Aceyalone Sat Dec 31
  • RT @luckytran: “We can’t stop the spread of COVID, but we can implement an ineffective policy that will stoke more xenophobia!” Sat Dec 31
  • 2023 resolution: https://t.co/42LfZumMa8 Fri Dec 30
  • probably not. but maybe more folks can think about how to make the streets safer and more livable. https://t.co/TuxGi7zvyU Fri Dec 30
  • the m’rya xmas special was predictably bad so i fast forwarded to the inevitable finale, during which, who does she… https://t.co/YFs2IRpOuH Thu Dec 29
  • RT @OaklandAboSol: "A community search is underway in Oakland to try to find a U-Haul truck that was stolen last week. Inside that truck wa… Wed Dec 28
  • @mgeddesgengras bandcamp just told me you are playing a show in brooklyn? might have to schlep out there in the mid… https://t.co/6FVyMOoMlW Wed Dec 28
  • @mmonicamartinn i too met a lindsay in middle school who was new in town but as pretty as she was mean. 11 year old… https://t.co/fmW9MrqJ3x Tue Dec 27
  • RT @MorePerfectUS: Southwest Airlines has engineered a crisis of its own making that has left thousands of travelers stranded during the ho… Tue Dec 27
  • PBMs are the fuckin devil https://t.co/2MQaCk7QWd Tue Dec 27
  • i’m playing through a complete book of preludes and waltzes and chopin really went all in on the “fake a chromatic… https://t.co/zoOGMeRUtH Mon Dec 26
  • the only sleigh bells we acknowledge are “halftime” https://t.co/oCjGWDyIoX Fri Dec 23
  • when you’re done with that, this also slaps https://t.co/v7NyJY5sLz Thu Dec 22
  • how did i not know about the existence of this ABSOLUTE JAM until today https://t.co/0Ev7mrE6rP Thu Dec 22
  • RT @latimes: "They already seem omnipresent, but generative art AIs are at their beginning. If illustrators want to stay illustrators, the… Wed Dec 21
  • @tomcoates has anyone suggested this framework called ruby on rails? Wed Dec 21
  • @__apf__ @dan_abramov has this person never experienced anxiety before, and how to i become that person Wed Dec 21
  • @Tortacular here's to continued recovery! Wed Dec 21
  • @zunguzungu @jachristian least and most because where else are you going to get half the things there (it is awful pre-holidays for sure) Wed Dec 21
  • @musthaverecords or you grew up asian or brown and your family ran restaurants and it was just the most convenient… https://t.co/oAE9W6l37m Wed Dec 21
  • @benwurgaft @ashleyrattner BEN. Tue Dec 20
  • @halfcafsam as someone who also went to private (parochial) school all of the rich kids had 2 lawyer parents lol Tue Dec 20
  • @halfcafsam also 40 minutes out of NYC means it's a freakin mansion Tue Dec 20
  • @halfcafsam as someone who grew up in the inner bay area in the 80s... 325k for 40 mins from NYC is a lottttttt of house Tue Dec 20
  • @llkats entitled people just suck. you did the right thing ❤️‍🔥 Tue Dec 20
  • @llkats the gears of capitalism do not tolerate fairness Tue Dec 20
  • RT @IBJIYONGI: NEW: I wrote up my response to the NYT hit piece yesterday. "Any focus on the individuals is a distraction from the main i… Tue Dec 20
  • @dchatenay sopor sponge Tue Dec 20
  • @MikeIsaac in 2020 i bought one of those “sick deal” TCLs in the size i wanted (49”) and i hated it. thankfully it… https://t.co/dVFYRHqMP4 Tue Dec 20
  • @dchatenay i was with you on the alliteration up until sponge Tue Dec 20
  • same but for my hotness https://t.co/lF6azJbx0G Tue Dec 20
  • anyone else got zero energy for anything that isn’t hibernation right now? Tue Dec 20
  • @jhscott @garyyao berkeley is small :) Mon Dec 19
  • my friend just called me an “anti-covid superwoman” and i don’t get it. what’s my superpower, mask wearing? Mon Dec 19
  • https://t.co/A1jwnpTj0s Mon Dec 19
  • afrobeat bubble bobble Mon Dec 19
  • @casconed @4sqSupport rip the cotton club Mon Dec 19
  • @sharpfarts @dchatenay 💉💨 Mon Dec 19
  • @dchatenay i would not have known if not for @sharpfarts buying tickets and telling me to show up Mon Dec 19
  • real-time coordinates https://t.co/ODfbvisxs0 Mon Dec 19
  • @MikeIsaac favorite bowl of soup in oakland? Sun Dec 18
  • @MikeIsaac how’s bruna Sun Dec 18
  • @goberthicks @bmkibler i'll be right over Sun Dec 18
  • @j_ducker @yopotnawhiz +1000000 saafir Sun Dec 18
  • @MicCapesRaps @yopotnawhiz came here to say this. +1 Sun Dec 18
  • yo @4sqSupport make this happen!!!! https://t.co/WKYgaLsSdl Sun Dec 18
  • seriously bring some competition https://t.co/S4mhmavMlO Sun Dec 18
  • @jhscott here for it 🍿 Sun Dec 18
  • i vote that we all go back to using @SwarmApp so that my mayorships mean something Sun Dec 18
  • pre-“all eyez” 2pac is best 2pac don’t @ me Sun Dec 18
  • @GraceLP @HighwireCoffee the magic that is craftsman and wolves!!! Sun Dec 18
  • @IBJIYONGI thank you!!! i've been meaning to send my hardcover copy to a friend, and i bought her AND myself ebook copies. Sun Dec 18
  • @anne_theriault over easy eggs with yolks that i can dip the corner of my triangle cut toast into Sat Dec 17
  • @disorderlyswine i think i have all of those but i already can't remember the logins Sat Dec 17
  • i can no longer keep track of what accounts i've created where as alternatives to this hellbirdsite Sat Dec 17
  • @AbsP oh god i did too Sat Dec 17
  • lazyweb: has anyone written a debirdify-style app that scrapes your followed/follower lists for substacks? Mon Dec 12
  • @CubeApril feeling the same regret Mon Dec 12
  • RT @NPR: The CDC is advising people to practice indoor masking in nearly a tenth of U.S. counties, as three viruses — COVID, flu and RSV —… Mon Dec 12
  • @brianhioe “search warren” 🐰🐰🐰🐰 Mon Dec 12
  • RT @cjwardart: The ignorant will help destroy culture with shit-eating grins Mon Dec 12
  • the fact that so many of y’all still pay dollars to see what an unfunny transphobe has to say when you can get it s… https://t.co/HAy7D1rt8Z Mon Dec 12
  • RT @NotE0157H7: Extremely funny that Meme Boy ate shit in front of a Dave Chappelle audience. Maybe deeply-annoying transphobia doesn't hav… Mon Dec 12
  • RT @IanColdwater: it's that time again: I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go… Mon Dec 12
  • RT @Vanessid: Do you know who Shudu is? I just found out—she’s the first AI model. She’s been “hired” across the industry which means her c… Wed Dec 07
  • @jhscott the confirmation bias is runs deep Tue Dec 06
  • @jhscott just returned from a country that up until 12/1 required OUTDOOR masking. indoor and transit mask complian… https://t.co/4nCm7spy5G Tue Dec 06
  • RT @IBJIYONGI: Ok I’ve been seeing people posting about the privacy issues with Lensa AI, and I thought I’d share some helpful tidbits from… Mon Dec 05
  • negative a zillion points to the parent who decided to outfit their toddler with shoes that squeak loudly with each… https://t.co/jegKfYpaZT Sun Dec 04
  • happy birthday to the only billionaire we acknowledge, @sc Sun Dec 04
  • the conductor i informed of our mistake was very helpful and kind, directing us to the correct train (7 minutes lat… https://t.co/a0s8UIXr1F Sat Dec 03
  • achievement unlocked: trying to claim a basketball player was in my seat when i got on the wrong train… not expecti… https://t.co/GVsvGyxGuP Sat Dec 03
  • Edited: trains (OUS) are my favourite place 😂 https://t.co/uuxOWYo97M Thu Dec 01
  • @sharpfarts i feel like i need to take the statement back when i think about amtrak lol Thu Dec 01
  • trains are my favourite place. Thu Dec 01
  • @brianhioe a generation of geriatric gen x’ers (sniff) beg to differ Wed Nov 30
  • RT @UMAW_: Sick lineup 🤘 link in bio to tell your reps to sign on to UMAW and @RepRashida’s resolution for a new streaming royalty! #Justic… Wed Nov 30
  • time to first blowup at my family’s bs: 9 days i guess that’s longer than usual, but also why i don’t stay longer than a week Wed Nov 30
  • controversial take: cantonese cooking ruins scallops Wed Nov 30
  • @IanColdwater @dandelionqueer straight lady tinder is also appalling Wed Nov 30
  • @CT_Bergstrom it’s not nearly april yet Wed Nov 30
  • someone tell @KlayThompson that there’s a noodle shop in taipei named after him and that the chinese literally tran… https://t.co/3hHK1Z3OwE Wed Nov 30
  • @0xFAD hashtag not all white people Wed Nov 30
  • @0xFAD i don’t know about that. i have several answers for the former question, and none for the latter 😜 Wed Nov 30
  • @__apf__ crypto-branded patagonia vests for everyone’s gifts Tue Nov 29
  • what the fuck is wrong with white people https://t.co/pmgG7Ee8e3 Tue Nov 29
  • everyone: queued or clamoring at the sound of their approaching train me, used to 20 minute headways: sauntering l… https://t.co/Ud2Y5JVQhG Mon Nov 28
  • vaguely amused whenever a rider frantically squeezes through the subway doors as they’re closing, on a system with 4 minute headways Mon Nov 28
  • @IBJIYONGI i would like to (paypal) subscribe to your (pricy) newsletter Mon Nov 28
  • @MikeIsaac honestly i've met a lot of people walking my dog. dog humans = instant social club Mon Nov 28
  • @MikeIsaac let's start a book club Mon Nov 28
  • @MikeIsaac take up curling. better pants. Mon Nov 28
  • @halfcafsam this chart tells me that 23% of americans are simply wrong Sun Nov 27
  • @davecporter can't be disappointed when dead 🤔 Sun Nov 27
  • @davecporter who cares? i'll be dead :P Sun Nov 27
  • @davecporter benevolent dictator me for life Sat Nov 26
  • @lnachman32 thank 🥪 for helping me understand the significance of this election! Sat Nov 26
  • does democracy not inherently involve disappointment? Sat Nov 26
  • old habits (of old people) die hard Sat Nov 26
  • icrt continues its multidecade, unabashed love of huey lewis Sat Nov 26
  • @llkats https://t.co/Q483SjDF96 Sat Nov 26
  • @LucasWazowski @asmallteapot but we so enjoyed giving you shit 😁 Sat Nov 26
  • @LucasWazowski 🤣😂🫤😐😑 Sat Nov 26
  • @asmallteapot @LucasWazowski LUCAS Sat Nov 26
  • mourning the glory of hk cinema Fri Nov 25
  • @asmallteapot @LucasWazowski omg did lucas actually unfollow you Fri Nov 25
  • @LucasWazowski 😒 Fri Nov 25
  • @nilocobau smashing like and subscribe Fri Nov 25
  • i’m doing you a solid and giving you permission to dislike someone or their politics without having to resort to co… https://t.co/iZOanUvenp Fri Nov 25
  • dear weirdo rabid phd truthers: my fellow women with advanced degrees would like a word Fri Nov 25
  • hate working out with my weight-shaming muscle-phobic family 🙄 Fri Nov 25
  • love working out in a mask-happy test-happy country 💪🏻 Fri Nov 25
  • @prisonculture LOVE it! Thu Nov 24
  • @halfcafsam strangely i recognized this immediately when someone mentioned glasses smelling funny out of the dishwa… https://t.co/WskdiTJqH3 Thu Nov 24
  • achievement unlocked: got asked for directions in a city where i don’t live, and gave said directions in a language… https://t.co/4dcf45K2He Wed Nov 23
  • o, brave new public transit, with such mask requirements in it Wed Nov 23
  • 🇹🇼, still number 1 in rain and humidity Tue Nov 22
  • @jhscott @JemYoung @norootcause software engineers don't realize that 95% of production outages come from code. tw… https://t.co/RSIowFaSzG Tue Nov 22
  • RSS reader. you just reinvented RSS readers Mon Nov 21
  • pidgin/trillian, but for tweet/toot/fedi/masto/cohost/whatever Mon Nov 21
  • @asmallteapot smashing like and subscribe and then unliking so i can like all over again Sun Nov 20
  • @SciSwany @IBJIYONGI @triketora it’s like we all forgot about yahoo groups Sun Nov 20
  • memes don’t institute racism, borders and immigration policy institute racism Sun Nov 20
  • i don’t know who this no uh person is but jfc what a bucket of bad takes Sun Nov 20
  • @disorderlyswine if we go down, we go down expending as many expensive electrons as possible Sun Nov 20
  • @revhowardarson i am skeptical that any of the bad faith bros crying “racist” have ever had thoughts or prayers abo… https://t.co/lV6W4iWLy2 Sun Nov 20
  • it’s almost like the entire system is racist at its most basic state, craig. indentured servitude is just icing on that layer cake. Sun Nov 20
  • why is everyone who declares they are bailing from this sinking ship white and y’all literally can’t @ me or you’v… https://t.co/9150NRsjeB Sun Nov 20
  • the lack of “of” will haunt me forever / something something about going somewhere in a hand basket with no edit button Sun Nov 20
  • it is amusing that the typical bros who can’t conceive any nuance in exploitation are calling those who note the pr… https://t.co/0qfnwCDmrH Sun Nov 20
  • @IBJIYONGI i love you for still making me laugh on this hellsite 😂 Sun Nov 20
  • ftp and communities can only protect ourselves/themselves. 🧵 https://t.co/CN3IP0lrI3 Sun Nov 20
  • @lukespray i wore it with dresses to dinner. i wore it with jeans to shitty bars. i wore it layered over sweaters.… https://t.co/aPKvoVqhXs Sun Nov 20
  • @lukespray i had the perfect san francisco jacket some 15 odd years ago. it was a thick, weighty (perhaps filled?)… https://t.co/BoR8hAxBgI Sun Nov 20
  • RISC architecture is going to change everything https://t.co/qITRCxh0sg Sun Nov 20
  • twitter: what are you doing? me: oh, just watching the entirety of Hackers in 2 minute 10 second segments Sun Nov 20
  • @halfcafsam i was also 9 when hammer became a celebrity!!! though not a twitter celebrity Sat Nov 19
  • @halfcafsam hammer is not just SOME RAPPER Sat Nov 19
  • on the internet, everyone's an SRE Sat Nov 19

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