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RT @originalspin: The @nytimes published the essay I wrote about the three mass shooters at Laguna Woods, Monterey Park and Half Moon Bay—A… Sat Jan 28
awaiting the day l*bs finally understand the the only path toward democracy is to abolish the motherfucking p*l*ce.… https://t.co/DT5SpOXiic Fri Jan 27
your reminder that removing health check requirements in the middle of a pandemic is not only anti-disability, but… https://t.co/H4aHnGzmDL Fri Jan 27
asian fam, we really need to have a chat about what our elders are watching on YouTube. and getting linked to via W… https://t.co/tzvIZBaOgd Wed Jan 25
@chrissyteigen that’s when you call plinko champion @SnoopDogg Tue Jan 24
@trickytaipei tung-i chinese onion flavor instant rice noodles, forever. Sun Jan 22
@keithkurson same concept as work phone + personal phone for me. i like everything separate. Sun Jan 22
real talk, why are gen-xers such sadists? you can be a masochist in the corner without inflicting that shit on others Sat Jan 21
@disorderlyswine @Loganchance The Expanse Sat Jan 21
@televisionarie “hey, now that we've finished our flogging ritual, know that you are special, as were the ones we s… https://t.co/F4kA45S96W Sat Jan 21
sending heartfelt support to everyone i know who works or worked in tech. please do reach out to me if there's anyt… https://t.co/8VZdTUzhkS Fri Jan 20
RT @mckinneykelsey: This round of layoffs in particular it feels clear that this isn't about a recession or profit or even worker quality.… Fri Jan 20
@keithkurson whew! <3 hope they call back soon Fri Jan 20
@keithkurson please call vector control! 510-567-6800 Fri Jan 20
i knew i should have taken the resurgence of 90s fashion as a portent of bad times Fri Jan 20
@keithkurson oh no! highly recommend contacting alameda county vector control -- they are super helpful and usually… https://t.co/1zNDThkKN2 Fri Jan 20
lest i still claim i'm not middle aged, i just made my terminal font 14pt Thu Jan 19
@trickytaipei and i see this JUST after responding to the international flight thread 😂 Tue Jan 17
@trickytaipei i’m still amused by the seinfeld lego set, i lugged to taipei, especially since i spread the love by… https://t.co/YaZFWTpVZs Tue Jan 17
with the caveat that it was a startup in govt healthcare IT Tue Jan 17
50k, bay area, 2001 https://t.co/fA6nSxjyVM Mon Jan 16
the solution is always more housing Mon Jan 16
i’ve met so many wonderful women, families — and most importantly, doggos— while having a relatively welcoming plac… https://t.co/hWWN9mPvXb Mon Jan 16
some of y’all who say that airbnb has no utility that the well-regulated hotel industry doesn’t already provide hav… https://t.co/bnd3dF15GR Mon Jan 16
@TrishRothgeb death and culling of chickens due to avian flu + post holiday supply chain/fulfillment issues Mon Jan 16
@llkats can confirm. that overall intersection (lakeshore / underpass / macarthur) is one of the scariest, as a bicyclist Mon Jan 16
@Airbnb, please bring back the piano filter. i miss visiting new cities practicing the piano. and no, not the "gran… https://t.co/a2MSYBlwqC Mon Jan 16
@hooleil a really good hot dog Sat Jan 14
@markasaurus i hated these as a kid because they were too “healthy” tasting compared to regular saltines. but now i must find some 😭 Sat Jan 14
@MikeIsaac a family member has severe dental anxiety and gets sedation for most cleanings. i think he goes to a cli… https://t.co/eqAVzAWpDM Sat Jan 14
QOTD: “why do light bulbs need an api?” me, ignoring this: “damn, there goes all my free time” Thu Jan 12
@TrishRothgeb yes. Thu Jan 12
@markasaurus my gods that was such an amusing read Thu Jan 12
@halfcafsam ugh... hope you're feeling better soon. i got what i figure was norovirus from a takeout salad last yea… https://t.co/LGSbM2QkmC Tue Jan 10
@juliacarriew hoping land- or maintenance folk can help move the stove Mon Jan 09
@juliacarriew my similar trauma: my backsplash is not-great tile and i tried, with increasingly stronger adhesives,… https://t.co/Zp7kqiEnfm Mon Jan 09
@juliacarriew my deepest condolences for your loss(es) Mon Jan 09
@ThreatNotation *stares at guitar with broken string* *sighs* Mon Jan 09
what is it about florida men Sun Jan 08
*laughs in californian, and then sobs* https://t.co/Llm4RuQm0l Sun Jan 08
the car is on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel, https://t.co/qxzZOuyNp9 Sat Jan 07
@qkate well, best of luck and 🤜🤛 to you Sat Jan 07
@qkate i’ve been wondering the same thing. i’m not immunocompromised (knock on wood, until the day that changes if… https://t.co/oaTEpWPd76 Sat Jan 07
@benwurgaft i already have that friend. right, ben? Fri Jan 06
@alicegoldfuss DS9 is so good. i can't believe it took me until 2020 to watch it. paramount plus free trial? or pay… https://t.co/kgGTrFWw27 Fri Jan 06
WONTFIX capitalism working as intended https://t.co/7LUnRqOjy1 Thu Jan 05
RT @sesamestreet: In 1976 the Pointer Sisters recorded the now iconic "Pinball Number Count" song. Sesame Workshop celebrates the life and… Wed Jan 04
@FluentMundo lavender extract: https://t.co/clz9MJlVKf for times when it gets really acute, i try to do something… https://t.co/nyoRleswou Wed Jan 04
RT @Oakland: Oakland residents may pick-up or assemble their own emergency sandbags and plastic sheeting at the Municipal Service Center at… Wed Jan 04
oakland is out of sandbags for the day, but they will start up again tomorrow at 7am https://t.co/oJQwqC3s7a Wed Jan 04
SANDBAGS ACQUIRED! thank you, @Oakland! Tue Jan 03
heads up that the oakland line for sandbags is currently about an hour/2 blocks long Tue Jan 03
@lmc 2nd gen bay area, all of father's family born in SF. my bias as a teen was toward shopping 😂. probably why FiD… https://t.co/NLD199x56y Tue Jan 03
@lmc "downtown" to me is union square and the mall/yerba buena/museum parts of SOMA. like a few blocks in each dire… https://t.co/R69woTEwBf Tue Jan 03
RT @RobMayeda: “Threat to life likely during this storm….” There are only a few times living in the Bay Area where conditions warrant this… Tue Jan 03
while scrolling past i misread this as “breed” and boy is that some chaotic 2023 energy https://t.co/Xxc4oagWz6 Mon Jan 02
@__apf__ as someone allergic to everything, i love staying inside (looks around, lowers voice) *all the time* Sun Jan 01
it’s only because of this post i remembered that ORKUT STILL EXISTS https://t.co/pLIPaejCTa Sun Jan 01
@MikeIsaac okay and what scent is LA DROGUERIE? sounds like eau de walgreens Sun Jan 01
@MikeIsaac i wanna know why you have a grocery store selection of bonne maman Sun Jan 01
hyyyyyyydro…plaaaaaaning… -@Aceyalone Sat Dec 31
RT @luckytran: “We can’t stop the spread of COVID, but we can implement an ineffective policy that will stoke more xenophobia!” Sat Dec 31
2023 resolution: https://t.co/42LfZumMa8 Fri Dec 30
probably not. but maybe more folks can think about how to make the streets safer and more livable. https://t.co/TuxGi7zvyU Fri Dec 30
the m’rya xmas special was predictably bad so i fast forwarded to the inevitable finale, during which, who does she… https://t.co/YFs2IRpOuH Thu Dec 29
RT @OaklandAboSol: "A community search is underway in Oakland to try to find a U-Haul truck that was stolen last week. Inside that truck wa… Wed Dec 28
@mgeddesgengras bandcamp just told me you are playing a show in brooklyn? might have to schlep out there in the mid… https://t.co/6FVyMOoMlW Wed Dec 28
@mmonicamartinn i too met a lindsay in middle school who was new in town but as pretty as she was mean. 11 year old… https://t.co/fmW9MrqJ3x Tue Dec 27
RT @MorePerfectUS: Southwest Airlines has engineered a crisis of its own making that has left thousands of travelers stranded during the ho… Tue Dec 27
PBMs are the fuckin devil https://t.co/2MQaCk7QWd Tue Dec 27
i’m playing through a complete book of preludes and waltzes and chopin really went all in on the “fake a chromatic… https://t.co/zoOGMeRUtH Mon Dec 26
the only sleigh bells we acknowledge are “halftime” https://t.co/oCjGWDyIoX Fri Dec 23
when you’re done with that, this also slaps https://t.co/v7NyJY5sLz Thu Dec 22
how did i not know about the existence of this ABSOLUTE JAM until today https://t.co/0Ev7mrE6rP Thu Dec 22
RT @latimes: "They already seem omnipresent, but generative art AIs are at their beginning. If illustrators want to stay illustrators, the… Wed Dec 21
@tomcoates has anyone suggested this framework called ruby on rails? Wed Dec 21
@__apf__ @dan_abramov has this person never experienced anxiety before, and how to i become that person Wed Dec 21
@Tortacular here's to continued recovery! Wed Dec 21
@zunguzungu @jachristian least and most because where else are you going to get half the things there (it is awful pre-holidays for sure) Wed Dec 21
@musthaverecords or you grew up asian or brown and your family ran restaurants and it was just the most convenient… https://t.co/oAE9W6l37m Wed Dec 21
@benwurgaft @ashleyrattner BEN. Tue Dec 20
@halfcafsam as someone who also went to private (parochial) school all of the rich kids had 2 lawyer parents lol Tue Dec 20
@halfcafsam also 40 minutes out of NYC means it's a freakin mansion Tue Dec 20
@halfcafsam as someone who grew up in the inner bay area in the 80s... 325k for 40 mins from NYC is a lottttttt of house Tue Dec 20
@llkats entitled people just suck. you did the right thing ❤️‍🔥 Tue Dec 20
@llkats the gears of capitalism do not tolerate fairness Tue Dec 20
RT @IBJIYONGI: NEW: I wrote up my response to the NYT hit piece yesterday. "Any focus on the individuals is a distraction from the main i… Tue Dec 20
@dchatenay sopor sponge Tue Dec 20
@MikeIsaac in 2020 i bought one of those “sick deal” TCLs in the size i wanted (49”) and i hated it. thankfully it… https://t.co/dVFYRHqMP4 Tue Dec 20
@dchatenay i was with you on the alliteration up until sponge Tue Dec 20
same but for my hotness https://t.co/lF6azJbx0G Tue Dec 20
anyone else got zero energy for anything that isn’t hibernation right now? Tue Dec 20
@jhscott @garyyao berkeley is small :) Mon Dec 19
my friend just called me an “anti-covid superwoman” and i don’t get it. what’s my superpower, mask wearing? Mon Dec 19
https://t.co/A1jwnpTj0s Mon Dec 19
afrobeat bubble bobble Mon Dec 19
@casconed @4sqSupport rip the cotton club Mon Dec 19
@sharpfarts @dchatenay 💉💨 Mon Dec 19
@dchatenay i would not have known if not for @sharpfarts buying tickets and telling me to show up Mon Dec 19
real-time coordinates https://t.co/ODfbvisxs0 Mon Dec 19
@MikeIsaac favorite bowl of soup in oakland? Sun Dec 18
@MikeIsaac how’s bruna Sun Dec 18
@goberthicks @bmkibler i'll be right over Sun Dec 18
@j_ducker @yopotnawhiz +1000000 saafir Sun Dec 18
@MicCapesRaps @yopotnawhiz came here to say this. +1 Sun Dec 18
yo @4sqSupport make this happen!!!! https://t.co/WKYgaLsSdl Sun Dec 18
seriously bring some competition https://t.co/S4mhmavMlO Sun Dec 18
@jhscott here for it 🍿 Sun Dec 18
i vote that we all go back to using @SwarmApp so that my mayorships mean something Sun Dec 18
pre-“all eyez” 2pac is best 2pac don’t @ me Sun Dec 18
@GraceLP @HighwireCoffee the magic that is craftsman and wolves!!! Sun Dec 18
@IBJIYONGI thank you!!! i've been meaning to send my hardcover copy to a friend, and i bought her AND myself ebook copies. Sun Dec 18
@anne_theriault over easy eggs with yolks that i can dip the corner of my triangle cut toast into Sat Dec 17
@disorderlyswine i think i have all of those but i already can't remember the logins Sat Dec 17
i can no longer keep track of what accounts i've created where as alternatives to this hellbirdsite Sat Dec 17
@AbsP oh god i did too Sat Dec 17
lazyweb: has anyone written a debirdify-style app that scrapes your followed/follower lists for substacks? Mon Dec 12
@CubeApril feeling the same regret Mon Dec 12
RT @NPR: The CDC is advising people to practice indoor masking in nearly a tenth of U.S. counties, as three viruses — COVID, flu and RSV —… Mon Dec 12
@brianhioe “search warren” 🐰🐰🐰🐰 Mon Dec 12
RT @cjwardart: The ignorant will help destroy culture with shit-eating grins Mon Dec 12
the fact that so many of y’all still pay dollars to see what an unfunny transphobe has to say when you can get it s… https://t.co/HAy7D1rt8Z Mon Dec 12
RT @NotE0157H7: Extremely funny that Meme Boy ate shit in front of a Dave Chappelle audience. Maybe deeply-annoying transphobia doesn't hav… Mon Dec 12
RT @IanColdwater: it's that time again: I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go… Mon Dec 12
RT @Vanessid: Do you know who Shudu is? I just found out—she’s the first AI model. She’s been “hired” across the industry which means her c… Wed Dec 07
@jhscott the confirmation bias is runs deep Tue Dec 06
@jhscott just returned from a country that up until 12/1 required OUTDOOR masking. indoor and transit mask complian… https://t.co/4nCm7spy5G Tue Dec 06
RT @IBJIYONGI: Ok I’ve been seeing people posting about the privacy issues with Lensa AI, and I thought I’d share some helpful tidbits from… Mon Dec 05
negative a zillion points to the parent who decided to outfit their toddler with shoes that squeak loudly with each… https://t.co/jegKfYpaZT Sun Dec 04
happy birthday to the only billionaire we acknowledge, @sc Sun Dec 04
the conductor i informed of our mistake was very helpful and kind, directing us to the correct train (7 minutes lat… https://t.co/a0s8UIXr1F Sat Dec 03
achievement unlocked: trying to claim a basketball player was in my seat when i got on the wrong train… not expecti… https://t.co/GVsvGyxGuP Sat Dec 03
Edited: trains (OUS) are my favourite place 😂 https://t.co/uuxOWYo97M Thu Dec 01
@sharpfarts i feel like i need to take the statement back when i think about amtrak lol Thu Dec 01
trains are my favourite place. Thu Dec 01
@brianhioe a generation of geriatric gen x’ers (sniff) beg to differ Wed Nov 30
RT @UMAW_: Sick lineup 🤘 link in bio to tell your reps to sign on to UMAW and @RepRashida’s resolution for a new streaming royalty! #Justic… Wed Nov 30
time to first blowup at my family’s bs: 9 days i guess that’s longer than usual, but also why i don’t stay longer than a week Wed Nov 30
controversial take: cantonese cooking ruins scallops Wed Nov 30
@IanColdwater @dandelionqueer straight lady tinder is also appalling Wed Nov 30
@CT_Bergstrom it’s not nearly april yet Wed Nov 30
someone tell @KlayThompson that there’s a noodle shop in taipei named after him and that the chinese literally tran… https://t.co/3hHK1Z3OwE Wed Nov 30
@0xFAD hashtag not all white people Wed Nov 30
@0xFAD i don’t know about that. i have several answers for the former question, and none for the latter 😜 Wed Nov 30
@__apf__ crypto-branded patagonia vests for everyone’s gifts Tue Nov 29
what the fuck is wrong with white people https://t.co/pmgG7Ee8e3 Tue Nov 29
everyone: queued or clamoring at the sound of their approaching train me, used to 20 minute headways: sauntering l… https://t.co/Ud2Y5JVQhG Mon Nov 28
vaguely amused whenever a rider frantically squeezes through the subway doors as they’re closing, on a system with 4 minute headways Mon Nov 28
@IBJIYONGI i would like to (paypal) subscribe to your (pricy) newsletter Mon Nov 28
@MikeIsaac honestly i've met a lot of people walking my dog. dog humans = instant social club Mon Nov 28
@MikeIsaac let's start a book club Mon Nov 28
@MikeIsaac take up curling. better pants. Mon Nov 28
@halfcafsam this chart tells me that 23% of americans are simply wrong Sun Nov 27
@davecporter can't be disappointed when dead 🤔 Sun Nov 27
@davecporter who cares? i'll be dead :P Sun Nov 27
@davecporter benevolent dictator me for life Sat Nov 26
@lnachman32 thank 🥪 for helping me understand the significance of this election! Sat Nov 26
does democracy not inherently involve disappointment? Sat Nov 26
old habits (of old people) die hard Sat Nov 26
icrt continues its multidecade, unabashed love of huey lewis Sat Nov 26
@llkats https://t.co/Q483SjDF96 Sat Nov 26
@LucasWazowski @asmallteapot but we so enjoyed giving you shit 😁 Sat Nov 26
@LucasWazowski 🤣😂🫤😐😑 Sat Nov 26
@asmallteapot @LucasWazowski LUCAS Sat Nov 26
mourning the glory of hk cinema Fri Nov 25
@asmallteapot @LucasWazowski omg did lucas actually unfollow you Fri Nov 25
@LucasWazowski 😒 Fri Nov 25
@nilocobau smashing like and subscribe Fri Nov 25
i’m doing you a solid and giving you permission to dislike someone or their politics without having to resort to co… https://t.co/iZOanUvenp Fri Nov 25
dear weirdo rabid phd truthers: my fellow women with advanced degrees would like a word Fri Nov 25
hate working out with my weight-shaming muscle-phobic family 🙄 Fri Nov 25
love working out in a mask-happy test-happy country 💪🏻 Fri Nov 25
@prisonculture LOVE it! Thu Nov 24
@halfcafsam strangely i recognized this immediately when someone mentioned glasses smelling funny out of the dishwa… https://t.co/WskdiTJqH3 Thu Nov 24
achievement unlocked: got asked for directions in a city where i don’t live, and gave said directions in a language… https://t.co/4dcf45K2He Wed Nov 23
o, brave new public transit, with such mask requirements in it Wed Nov 23
🇹🇼, still number 1 in rain and humidity Tue Nov 22
@jhscott @JemYoung @norootcause software engineers don't realize that 95% of production outages come from code. tw… https://t.co/RSIowFaSzG Tue Nov 22
RSS reader. you just reinvented RSS readers Mon Nov 21
pidgin/trillian, but for tweet/toot/fedi/masto/cohost/whatever Mon Nov 21
@asmallteapot smashing like and subscribe and then unliking so i can like all over again Sun Nov 20
@SciSwany @IBJIYONGI @triketora it’s like we all forgot about yahoo groups Sun Nov 20
memes don’t institute racism, borders and immigration policy institute racism Sun Nov 20
i don’t know who this no uh person is but jfc what a bucket of bad takes Sun Nov 20
@disorderlyswine if we go down, we go down expending as many expensive electrons as possible Sun Nov 20
@revhowardarson i am skeptical that any of the bad faith bros crying “racist” have ever had thoughts or prayers abo… https://t.co/lV6W4iWLy2 Sun Nov 20
it’s almost like the entire system is racist at its most basic state, craig. indentured servitude is just icing on that layer cake. Sun Nov 20
why is everyone who declares they are bailing from this sinking ship white and y’all literally can’t @ me or you’v… https://t.co/9150NRsjeB Sun Nov 20
the lack of “of” will haunt me forever / something something about going somewhere in a hand basket with no edit button Sun Nov 20
it is amusing that the typical bros who can’t conceive any nuance in exploitation are calling those who note the pr… https://t.co/0qfnwCDmrH Sun Nov 20
@IBJIYONGI i love you for still making me laugh on this hellsite 😂 Sun Nov 20
ftp and communities can only protect ourselves/themselves. 🧵 https://t.co/CN3IP0lrI3 Sun Nov 20
@lukespray i wore it with dresses to dinner. i wore it with jeans to shitty bars. i wore it layered over sweaters.… https://t.co/aPKvoVqhXs Sun Nov 20
@lukespray i had the perfect san francisco jacket some 15 odd years ago. it was a thick, weighty (perhaps filled?)… https://t.co/BoR8hAxBgI Sun Nov 20
RISC architecture is going to change everything https://t.co/qITRCxh0sg Sun Nov 20
twitter: what are you doing? me: oh, just watching the entirety of Hackers in 2 minute 10 second segments Sun Nov 20
@halfcafsam i was also 9 when hammer became a celebrity!!! though not a twitter celebrity Sat Nov 19
@halfcafsam hammer is not just SOME RAPPER Sat Nov 19
on the internet, everyone's an SRE Sat Nov 19

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