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Choosing Laziness To Survive The Hellscape

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  • Texas Vendetta. Cali won't survive the fire I bring https://t.co/NWgVPT6mkx Wed Mar 03
  • Only I will feel guilty about not doing housework because of a midterm Wed Mar 03
  • For parents: Yelling at your kid then being surprised/punishing them when they yell back only stifles them from usi… https://t.co/RW7dBAGG0X Wed Mar 03
  • @undeadscribe This app is really its own enemy Wed Mar 03
  • https://t.co/AMxG0wzFMW https://t.co/D9Ym2ixtQM Wed Mar 03
  • Aye, wtf happened? https://t.co/IwQPRVgJmg Wed Mar 03
  • LOOK!! HOW??? I NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO IT https://t.co/xQyJ7Gt0rc https://t.co/LSCzHw6gnZ Wed Mar 03
  • @AimbotAimy If the clit is long enough, it can work Wed Mar 03
  • @scantypop Body warmth? Wed Mar 03
  • Well, be as big as I am and you'd be too https://t.co/xQLQ2rVe5M https://t.co/XUDBDFHc0Y Wed Mar 03
  • @Noah_FenceButt Try a dozen. He'll go for that too Wed Mar 03
  • 30 (or 29¾) pushups. That's the toll for a follow https://t.co/j0rmpybRo1 Wed Mar 03
  • @YesIAmBackk Close enough https://t.co/HopgeR5Pwt Wed Mar 03
  • @LizzieLeanne I remember doing this with the first God of War Wed Mar 03
  • @scantypop Yes Wed Mar 03
  • @imgrimevil Isn't it just a short rhyming book for kids? How convoluted could that be? Wed Mar 03
  • RT @TreeTopTrini: @suave268 @_fattyface I love these 😂 https://t.co/lMATYzMbsT Wed Mar 03
  • @scantypop Lucky me, choosing not to get any bigger than I am now https://t.co/E0l01sp4UX Tue Mar 02
  • I saw this just after finishing chest and legs today. Time to up the reps (Don't worry, I'm not demotivated or feel… https://t.co/SdTJMfltyK Tue Mar 02
  • @Actually_Tina You know they'll just come in like "BuT aMeRiCa DoEsN't--" Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe Your first mistake was assuming your following can be good Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe @sickgtamods Translation: the usual response when you post cringe shit Tue Mar 02
  • @manipulatorgod As she stands next to a 1:5 scale real doll Tue Mar 02
  • Black women's inside after they #givewhitemenachance https://t.co/MIv5QbyTy1 Tue Mar 02
  • @scantypop your dad will probably love this https://t.co/cfSV7M3l72 Tue Mar 02
  • Maybe if I fall asleep and wake up again, this'll make sense https://t.co/d2g6iQzHrK Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe Okay, I'm trying this Tue Mar 02
  • @Cthulu_UwU69 @SmokeAndSomno Either way https://t.co/hFWq8Lq7qd Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe Just when I think there isn't more crazy factions on twitter Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe If black women ran the black community, it'd just be an LGBT branch Tue Mar 02
  • RT @joshinhoo: haul yuh goosestepping muddacunt Tue Mar 02
  • He really is gonna pick this hill https://t.co/7kyEZCVHF2 https://t.co/Wtc4tA3z2s Tue Mar 02
  • All right, enough talking shit about black women..... for today Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe Youre only asking so it doesn't look like you want to do it. Get recording Tue Mar 02
  • @coldjiangshi https://t.co/vYegu7l4eU Tue Mar 02
  • https://t.co/uKJND7csw6 https://t.co/6EEShTpy5e Tue Mar 02
  • RT @CaribbeanGeeks: But why she dash herself off the building like that? 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/19FEleSmID Tue Mar 02
  • @BasuraPro @undeadscribe Why's this nigga building it up like it's some Epstein files? 90% of it will probably be s… https://t.co/IiC00XrwQb Tue Mar 02
  • @scantypop Good. Don't listen, just feel Tue Mar 02
  • @scantypop Shame, you'd love the music https://t.co/MTqpuukffi Tue Mar 02
  • Keep in mind because of my voice and probably some undiagnosed throat issues, I can't yell without it getting hoars… https://t.co/m9Z00Jh16A Tue Mar 02
  • @tidepodchxn @undeadscribe This is exactly what I was referencing Tue Mar 02
  • It's in here. You couldn't even be bothered to use a more recent portrayal, probably hinting you think being made f… https://t.co/GgNEJyMVcE Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe People forget that as shitty and outdated stereotypes are, they came from somewhere at some point Tue Mar 02
  • @undeadscribe @scantypop Relax, she only gets wet for one voice around here Tue Mar 02
  • @scantypop It's been a while so you'll have to get that for me Tue Mar 02
  • While we're on this, let's expose some more dialect. Reply/QT with things for me to say in my local tongue https://t.co/0AnDh3D40i Tue Mar 02
  • @scantypop I already can't wait Tue Mar 02
  • @scantypop They probably got the snobby Convent girls to voice it; only non-Trinis understand them Tue Mar 02
  • LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/00DIxmpe5Y Mon Mar 01
  • @kiwi_sunset Stash away half, use the rest to pay bills then brag about how I have $150,000 Mon Mar 01
  • @HellworldB0i @undeadscribe There were more following the Dijonay art hoe Mon Mar 01
  • Caught up, and no one hates niggas more than niggas https://t.co/Tp5prozr4d Mon Mar 01
  • @undeadscribe I feel like I have some kind of disorder but I continuously brush shit off as being lazy, stupid or forgetful Mon Mar 01
  • @scantypop Niggas can't have shit out here Mon Mar 01
  • @feminINEnotIST @PetiteNicoco Wasn't this a general thing since the 90s? Just now it's changed medium Mon Mar 01
  • Anyone wanna fill me in on the barrage of black women going ham on black guys? (today, not the general hatred) Mon Mar 01
  • America sneezed... https://t.co/dO5LEI98cE Mon Mar 01
  • @AimbotAimy You were part of the art/shitpost following spree I was on when I first got here. Also funny Mon Mar 01
  • He has a billion dollars; if he wants, he can wear Maserati upholstery coated in dung bettle and it won't matter https://t.co/J77gapxpnJ Mon Mar 01
  • Why is everyone sharing a screenshot of Vision saying a quote that sounds like it arose from the page of a teenager in 2011 Facebook? Mon Mar 01
  • One more time? https://t.co/Y8WcvCHTIx https://t.co/iqgf41e8Df Mon Mar 01
  • It's reached upon my shores, boys https://t.co/ReZ95m9k65 https://t.co/qVGbv5rhki Mon Mar 01
  • @HITWOM4N That takes me back. 2014 was a weird time to try and date Sun Feb 28
  • How I look How I talk https://t.co/Pk6zuXs4Il https://t.co/y8HbTtGZTC Sun Feb 28
  • @YesIAmBackk When I heard of all the connections my friends have that'll get them jobs after our degree Sun Feb 28
  • @undeadscribe So where do growers lie? Sun Feb 28
  • @undeadscribe That's curiosity Sun Feb 28
  • https://t.co/MtdiPvnjFu Sun Feb 28
  • https://t.co/EXRVSmlfRr Sun Feb 28
  • https://t.co/QUJ3gAJ3D2 Sun Feb 28
  • https://t.co/fkA8E3ToHk Sun Feb 28
  • https://t.co/wsyfyUqyMt Sun Feb 28
  • https://t.co/LMZ3DGNseU Sun Feb 28
  • People have too high a value of self importance and moral obligation over the smallest of shit https://t.co/382IqVBE7O Sun Feb 28
  • @imgrimevil I was gonna ask. Who still does that past the Galaxy S3? Sun Feb 28
  • @scantypop They're really going for everyone Sun Feb 28
  • @scantypop @imgrimevil This feels directed to someone Sun Feb 28
  • Every hip hop song I listen yo on YouTube has Life is Good immediately queued after it. Is it just me? Sun Feb 28
  • I keep chanting to myself "I wanna go home" while in my living room doing write ups Sun Feb 28
  • @BadCrippIe "Straight men aren't attracted to men; they're attracted to the sex with men" It's.... right there... Sun Feb 28
  • @undeadscribe Was that a crunching potato chip stock audio clip at the end? Sun Feb 28
  • @SmokeAndSomno Yes. They were very erotic and had the shittiest taste in alcohol Sun Feb 28
  • @SmokeAndSomno This was my entire 21st birthday, minus the lasers Sun Feb 28
  • RT @p0rktopus: tfw you didn't get suspended wich mean you arent funny https://t.co/K1eGPrJsbW Sun Feb 28
  • @WhiteMageJenny @TrainerKaitlyn Now imagine being 6'4 and the average female height around is 5'6 Sun Feb 28
  • @SmokeAndSomno I refuse to let this one die https://t.co/I9zF8BKXlP Sun Feb 28
  • @ChrisRGun There are very few open pools where the water is high enough for me to do this Sun Feb 28
  • Hey, @YesIAmBackk Twitter's doing the rounds, so you should lay low for a bit https://t.co/YS2I4thAYA Sun Feb 28
  • @undeadscribe Yeah, they got Viresence. You best dip Sun Feb 28
  • RT @fineanddanya: Went antiquing today and found what I thought were some cute letters but turns out https://t.co/EUrsncAEAp Sat Feb 27
  • @fineanddanya @Bimb0Slice I've never been so driven to find out who a woman was getting meat from Sat Feb 27
  • @fineanddanya @Bimb0Slice What do I have to do to read this whole thing? Sat Feb 27
  • @undeadscribe https://t.co/fLuzoCrwiI Sat Feb 27
  • Gwen is ¼ alien. No implications anywhere https://t.co/ud3YddCg7n Sat Feb 27
  • At the very least, peel back the irony and actually deal with your shit. That's a way better starting point https://t.co/NUsnpjw8Wj Sat Feb 27
  • @scantypop This doesn't make either of you look better Sat Feb 27
  • @scantypop Did he call himself daddy? Sat Feb 27
  • @shimshamfimfam I'd put it just begins the Eds Sat Feb 27
  • @Noah_FenceButt @Purgato26556522 Now a reminder is in my notifications https://t.co/irGky4Iq8p Sat Feb 27
  • @honeyvonbunny Get that back fixed, from one swole boy to another https://t.co/cfgdJzkA5d Sat Feb 27
  • @Purgato26556522 Who put this on my TL? Sat Feb 27
  • @undeadscribe Before reading the second half of the tweet, I was asking if they killed off Cosmo in Fairly OddParents Sat Feb 27
  • @undeadscribe People like seeing train wrecks. Same with Trisha Paytas, the fat eating YouTube girls, everyone on Dr Phil Sat Feb 27
  • @Nanogenix Still haven't looked back to this day https://t.co/yj3xj5Wv47 Sat Feb 27
  • Idk how you big follower accounts deal with notifications. I get 4 people at once DMing me when we have midterms and I can't handle it Sat Feb 27
  • @SmokeAndSomno No thanks. The Oedipus shit can stay a myth in my eyes Sat Feb 27
  • @SmokeAndSomno 29 but looks like I could've mistaken her for a Tim Burton college freshman last year Sat Feb 27
  • Once my body fat is below 20%, I'll officially complete my transition to meathead Sat Feb 27
  • Dad: Look, you see that one giving looks to your son? Mom: Yeah, they see all the money he's gonna be making "You… https://t.co/Rgyav6M0pH Fri Feb 26
  • "Why did I not just say I had an exam to not be here?" Fri Feb 26
  • "Wow, that stereotype of single women at an open bar after work, chatting and hitting on the waiter exists outside of midday sitcoms" Fri Feb 26
  • "Had I known I was coming to a restaurant, I'd be wearing more than flip-flops and floral knee high shorts, maybe" Fri Feb 26
  • These thoughts ran through my head while I had to go out with my family, a thread: Fri Feb 26
  • @Super_Shanko @undeadscribe Wouldn't call it a comedy but had funny moments Fri Feb 26
  • Picture this but every time a game is the talk of the TL and you have me https://t.co/NbSfj1J0Rn Fri Feb 26
  • @Risquesweetshop You really moaned undeadscribe while getting ass blasted? Fri Feb 26
  • @SmokeAndSomno Il framing this for when anyone doubts my anime suggestions again Fri Feb 26
  • Happy Birthday @SmokeAndSomno. I'll top if off with one of my first art edits. I should get back into those https://t.co/fqMrkynguQ Fri Feb 26
  • @Risquesweetshop @PessimisticArt1 This is an American thing? It has to be Fri Feb 26
  • @coldjiangshi Yeah, but we expect that of him. I come to you and expect yuri art and Hawaiian facts Fri Feb 26
  • @YesIAmBackk 8 1/2 years and counting Thu Feb 25
  • @FishyGazer @undeadscribe I didn't get it but hearing dabla swings from across the street was just music to all of us Thu Feb 25
  • @XenoReplies It's good to see buttons bursting until 3 bras come up at $220 Thu Feb 25
  • @undeadscribe AV cord, slippers, thin cherry tree branches, 4 different thicknesses of belts, a hockey stick, woode… https://t.co/txd0edzVnT Thu Feb 25
  • @SmokeAndSomno @kiwi_sunset You know what would be fun? https://t.co/6F2kev0CyO Thu Feb 25
  • What he said https://t.co/1JZw7Bb2sU Thu Feb 25
  • @HeavyMetalhead8 @NIGGAMIDORIYA I dont expect this lil nigga to even know this shit Thu Feb 25
  • RT @TheStrxggler: Nigga. I have been worshipping this woman's thighs and ass since 1992. If there is any Church, I am the MOTHERFUCKING POP… Thu Feb 25
  • Oh, the PTSD of shopping with a big-titted friend https://t.co/53WN8Nc9HB Thu Feb 25
  • @SmokeAndSomno You complain I don't wanna see, I ask and you leave me hanging Thu Feb 25
  • Cuz they don't want me. Next question https://t.co/9TupRXD7M9 Thu Feb 25
  • @undeadscribe Emotional bonds help you simmer your thoughts Thu Feb 25
  • @PessimisticArt1 Feel like you're not shackled and have a sense of freedom to be where you want with no checks and balances? Thu Feb 25
  • @undeadscribe We know who, Poe. We know who... Thu Feb 25
  • @PessimisticArt1 No; this despite me being the size of an average football player Thu Feb 25
  • @ChrisRGun This is the 3rd or 4th lap we're taking around this ride Thu Feb 25
  • @SmokeAndSomno Fine, DMs open Thu Feb 25
  • @undeadscribe I think it'll come down to who takes a better beating. So between Holland and Tobey Thu Feb 25
  • @OsirisTenkuryuu @imgrimevil Well, there was that one sista https://t.co/LUNp6GhMAm Wed Feb 24
  • @torturedlilith I was scrolling through and that really puzzled me too Wed Feb 24
  • @bayesianboy https://t.co/K73xK9CYei Wed Feb 24
  • I can't find the words https://t.co/xvO2yPX3Si Wed Feb 24
  • @WhatsUpMica Don't worry, we do https://t.co/XTUMZKlXAL Wed Feb 24
  • #NewProfilePic because anime pfps this week have been indefensible https://t.co/IRf0x1B51F Wed Feb 24
  • When did everyone decide to gang up on the Asians? https://t.co/4vzwPCyFP1 Wed Feb 24
  • @longbeachgriffy Bags have to be secured by any means Wed Feb 24
  • 10-20 for hitting on a white woman https://t.co/LFuF2jDW9y Wed Feb 24
  • @balterjohn1 @Pirateknight010 @undeadscribe Then it all boils down to what he wants: Just the touch or love Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe Now if it's not on cam, we can talk Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe I can't give him much shit; he has someone to hold him afterwards Wed Feb 24
  • @PandasAndVidya @imgrimevil This is how we know you're gay Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe If I become so broken down that I need a therapist and I get that at the end of a session, I'm fallin… https://t.co/OQY6O9IySy Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe https://t.co/i5ib7Ioggx Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe All I learn from this is that if you're a minority rapist, youre better off in Europe Wed Feb 24
  • @coldjiangshi We missed you too, bi-- Captain Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe No one's motivated to become muscular more than a trans guy Wed Feb 24
  • @undeadscribe It's fitting they pick Nicki; she's just as hateable Wed Feb 24
  • @thehill Did he throw a model plane at the boy? Wed Feb 24
  • @SmokeAndSomno I follow you to live vicariously through you as a weeb. And your art. And that 1 time you compliment… https://t.co/e8wTWa3coM Wed Feb 24
  • @Actually_Tina I'm gonna have to go back for this one Wed Feb 24
  • People really have to be beaten over the head with lessons these days. We've failed our English teachers https://t.co/GmmGYkg3jw Wed Feb 24
  • @YesIAmBackk Can't say that much since I've never smoked weed but being around enough potheads, I'd say it's a bad idea Tue Feb 23
  • @manipulatorgod https://t.co/BdtV5dxeFh Tue Feb 23
  • RT @YesIAmBackk: YALL RT THIS SO I CAN FIND MY MUTUALS, IF YOU SEE THIS YES IM BACK AND IM HERE FOR BLOOD. https://t.co/i4MMMXAKgX Tue Feb 23
  • By popular demand!!! https://t.co/5PUsMgamtA Tue Feb 23
  • This thought still lingers https://t.co/pm4xqHtMXT Tue Feb 23
  • I wish I were more violent, sometimes https://t.co/MCia8kR6sd Tue Feb 23
  • @incelcow What-cel? https://t.co/ltTWpAFwHR Tue Feb 23
  • @undeadscribe Jake. He can gather enough people to have a significant voting percentage and it'll be easier for him… https://t.co/HzocH717yG Tue Feb 23
  • @incelcow Well, it's been done https://t.co/3NzYL3iF8N Tue Feb 23
  • @Risquesweetshop I'd quicker lie about getting jumped than confess to rough sex Mon Feb 22
  • @PessimisticArt1 That's how it is. Secret family ftw Mon Feb 22
  • @PessimisticArt1 That'd win me even less favors by bringing gays into her house Mon Feb 22
  • @Risquesweetshop Yes Mon Feb 22
  • @PessimisticArt1 You can imagine how I felt in my birthday party last year where 4 of the 5 invited guests were girls Mon Feb 22
  • @SOPMODrespecter @undeadscribe That's typically how it goes. But some don't wanna SEEM like they're doing that so t… https://t.co/RZEwNrjYM1 Mon Feb 22
  • Hell, I remember when my mother asked if I had a girlfriend and I said "no" her immediate follow-up was if I had a… https://t.co/h0cj8k4Xtq Mon Feb 22
  • Look at Poe being relatable https://t.co/l6vRnJyK5M Mon Feb 22
  • @SmokeAndSomno 9 years with 2 girls I got to know after friends of mine banged their friends/them Mon Feb 22
  • I just yelled at my computer for alerting me it's done charging Mon Feb 22
  • @undeadscribe "What were you like before you had us, mom?" Mon Feb 22
  • Now on #6 https://t.co/dZSxisCdDH https://t.co/ru75kCNKHn Mon Feb 22
  • @Risquesweetshop @undeadscribe Pay in cash, no names, no paper trail, everyone gets a mask Mon Feb 22
  • You'd think being an over thinker would provide an edge in engineering, but here I am redoing a lab for the 4th time Mon Feb 22
  • @PessimisticArt1 $500 Mon Feb 22
  • @undeadscribe I imagine having a big one is like women with H cups or more: everyone just wants you just to say the… https://t.co/3twL8M0nXw Mon Feb 22
  • @Punished_Xen @imgrimevil He's back so I'm pulling this out https://t.co/EMU9hfKYyk Mon Feb 22
  • @undeadscribe Characters keep going from pure muscle head to bottom femboy Mon Feb 22
  • @SmokeAndSomno Glad to RT funny people's stuff to your TL Mon Feb 22
  • @undeadscribe I thought it was in it's 1st season still Mon Feb 22
  • I can't explain my reasoning; this is just how it is https://t.co/2J2DeiXFsg Sun Feb 21
  • @PessimisticArt1 You? Imagine when I woke up and saw Sun Feb 21
  • https://t.co/2GGBNW0VHx Sun Feb 21
  • Wait till the flock of you that came in from horny posts realize I just post arbitrary thoughts and underwhelming jokes/memes Sun Feb 21
  • I got over 100 followers? https://t.co/sa6w4eULlV Sun Feb 21
  • @undeadscribe Whoever made this is into cuddling and warmth Sun Feb 21
  • @SmokeAndSomno Good, I won't have to pester you to get into this one Sun Feb 21
  • @SmokeAndSomno https://t.co/LAFiPx1ZDC Sun Feb 21
  • @TomSweeneyINC An unfaithful billionaire and probably fresh divorcee Sun Feb 21

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