My Tweets

vita__sg
Vita

Change User

  • @rivatez @alt1na1 Ur right Sun Oct 17
  • @IAmSteveHarvey @kemiboo1 I thought he was doing a little skip while clicking his heels 😌 Sat Oct 16
  • @porn__nun I’m cracking up Fri Oct 15
  • @RappersPlug They’re not doing it well Thu Oct 14
  • Moby sure knows how to make a song Moby-style Thu Oct 14
  • @boltsfood Yes Wed Oct 13
  • @noagencynewyork True 😌 Wed Oct 13
  • @sargentned Ok get it m*rth* c*llins!! Wed Oct 13
  • @juuliacooke Do the Chanel! It looked perfect on u Tue Oct 12
  • @RaiTalks Cutie Mon Oct 11
  • Guy who has no real friends: https://t.co/H2BRmhJLCv Sun Oct 10
  • @tasha_jade I wanna see Richard star on The Bachelor Sun Oct 10
  • British people are always talking about “mento elf” and then dying tragically Sun Oct 10
  • @wretched_worm Spiritually and mathematically perfect Sun Oct 10
  • @oknastassia Its a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!! Sun Oct 10
  • @sickysab I’ve been saying this!! Meanie winter Sun Oct 10
  • what if we kissed in the beef room at eleven madison park Tue Oct 05
  • @ezra_marc in 2007 i went as a kid w my mom to see the sculpture exhibition in munster and i remember feeling a str… https://t.co/VkwlvuGW96 Mon Oct 04
  • @deankissick @DopeSyntax this is the infernal vortex (voragine infernale), one of botticelli's illustrations of the… https://t.co/Q2hJiErj6A Mon Oct 04
  • @FEhrsam Web2 down bad Mon Oct 04
  • @whatdotcd @dapperlabs @flow_blockchain huuuge congrats trevor! Mon Oct 04
  • @blackguid0 Omg same… mine like rhymes Sun Oct 03
  • @juuliacooke Lol same except I’m reading women as lovers by jelinek Fri Oct 01
  • @sargentned I’m so scared to find out Fri Oct 01
  • @ruxguidi the woman in the dunes by kobo abe Thu Sep 30
  • aha! https://t.co/exxOF53aAM Tue Sep 28
  • i have a sneaking suspicion that there is less chocolate in chocolate Tue Sep 28
  • @_connnnnnor_ @boltsfood I got food poisoning from it :( Sat Sep 25
  • I met a cloned basset hound on my birthday Fri Sep 24
  • @new_username_22 <3 Wed Sep 22
  • @chloemackey Lmao stopp Fri Sep 17
  • @_14tian A fatal blow Fri Sep 17
  • @ezra_marc I love doing serious things in the city https://t.co/EXnsyiMjZ1 Thu Sep 16
  • @desginerjeans i think olivia was going for the bella alexander wang catsuit but it flopped Tue Sep 14
  • @new_username_22 @me_im_chloe Yes, but I (low T) am used to this Sun Sep 12
  • @new_username_22 The price to pay for living good Sun Sep 12
  • Check it https://t.co/M8Eu89tWUB Thu Sep 09
  • @HipCityReg Not billionaire mindset Wed Sep 08
  • @point_DAO We like-a da galaxies 🤌 Wed Sep 08
  • @_connnnnnor_ She knew who she was and the game changed Wed Sep 08
  • @boltsfood @layajospe I had one this morning it’s good but the lid is so spill proof it looks like a boat Tue Sep 07
  • @burnt_umber_ I go to pee and cut the line Sat Sep 04
  • @FennecsDaily He’s hungover Fri Sep 03
  • @_connnnnnor_ #stopbeingmeantoconnorchallenge Fri Sep 03
  • @sargentned Mmmmhmmm Thu Sep 02
  • @boltsfood Trueee Thu Sep 02
  • @juuliacooke That u can Thu Sep 02
  • RT @tinynietzsche: "man is condemned to be free" https://t.co/6rxsjxBktT Wed Sep 01
  • @ctbeiser Module 1: how to maintain an appropriate level of eye contact Wed Sep 01
  • Are people who kiss and tell snitches? Mon Aug 30
  • @sweetiealert Cute! Does the cow have a face tat? Wed Aug 25
  • @ezra_marc My favorite winter drink Mon Aug 23
  • @BRYNNTRILL2 Check out the pawn shops as well Mon Aug 23
  • @sargentned shizen lol Fri Aug 20
  • @tasty Noooooo :( Thu Aug 19
  • Freudian slip https://t.co/xiRPO0bFbH Thu Aug 19
  • @tomkysar :( Wed Aug 11
  • I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian Tue Aug 10
  • @_connnnnnor_ Le sigh… Sat Aug 07
  • @everytract This looks like a computer chip Thu Aug 05
  • @_connnnnnor_ Ireland Supreme Court! Apparently they looked into Subway and there is no tuna detected in their tuna… https://t.co/ecENyaDihK Thu Jul 22
  • @IDoTheThinking I always knew bicyclists were cops Wed Jul 21
  • @_connnnnnor_ Major virgin energy from dredog Wed Jul 21
  • Teddy needs help https://t.co/E61pQYpbCW Tue Jul 20
  • @sophiepinkhmmm Marguerite Duras Mon Jul 19
  • @whatdotcd Ugh true Sun Jul 18
  • Lol I love him https://t.co/J8S7fjmD4T Sun Jul 18
  • @ezra_marc @evanlaffer Its bursts can be unpredictable Sun Jul 18
  • @kemiboo1 NoooooooOoo Tue Jul 13
  • Googling how to build your own casket Mon Jul 12
  • I love that she went from wearing an umbrella as a hat to simply sitting under one… her normal slay https://t.co/uW3EVtJonW Mon Jul 12
  • I’m on a plane to Paris hungover from the game sitting next to a priest. Happy :) Mon Jul 12
  • To all the haters and the losers… I forgive you ❤️🤍💚 Mon Jul 12
  • @evanlaffer We don’t need one ❤️ Sun Jul 11
  • @_connnnnnor_ Forza azzurri! Sun Jul 11
  • @sweetiealert Timbaland + nelly furtado promiscuous girl Sun Jul 11
  • @ezra_marc Boo Sun Jul 11
  • Boring bitch https://t.co/IYQe6KNRTW Wed Jul 07
  • L’amour Toujours is now a football chant 🥰 love wins https://t.co/GlhR46K2E8 Wed Jul 07
  • @deankissick Wait till you read what Ottomanelli’s been up to Thu Jul 01
  • @ezra_marc Wish I could make it! Thu Jul 01
  • RT @new_username_22: 🚨 New York City Emergency Alert 🚨 At this time there are too many fully bald guys in LES and surrounding area. Do not… Thu Jul 01
  • @sickysab She sure has a type Tue Jun 29
  • @nypost Boo! Tue Jun 29
  • @filmadlct They all look like they’re wearing Zara though Tue Jun 29
  • @nypost Name sounds like someone saying I’m in a band with the lamest possible cadence lol Tue Jun 29
  • @boltsfood True they should just call them pink flavored Sat Jun 26
  • Woman making the rounds at Tompkins Sq telling people God loves you I’m like I know :) Thu Jun 24
  • @_connnnnnor_ Friendly New York mascot. I love him :) Thu Jun 24
  • This is called scripting btw… and it’s cope https://t.co/J55pDqK6lK Wed Jun 23
  • wow cursed tweet... rip to a real one https://t.co/Ee5JHkendC Wed Jun 23
  • @sweetiealert lol i went to this same location too! my song was ayo technology by 50 cent :) happy birthday mia Wed Jun 23
  • @micsolana https://t.co/oArsPTDE4z Wed Jun 23
  • @oknastassia (St)eve Wed Jun 23
  • @sargentned That’s beautiful to me Mon Jun 21
  • These mimetic delights have zero-sum ends Thu Jun 17
  • @sargentned Leggo! Tue Jun 15
  • @Noahpinion Italy: babbadiboo Mon Jun 14
  • Hopping over the turnstile is for show offs… personally I’ve been enjoying sliding under them as of late… like a bo… https://t.co/3YpVi7g8FD Mon Jun 14
  • @kemiboo1 He should delete them all Sun Jun 13
  • @boltsfood Kefir Sat Jun 12
  • @xlorentzen Gli indifferenti by Moravia Fri Jun 11
  • @vita_dao I’m Vita DAO Thu Jun 10
  • We mvst retvrn, we skipped past Marissa throwing the chair in the pool Thu Jun 10
  • @_Sowellsista_ Definitely Tue Jun 08
  • @whatdotcd @BrennerSpear @new_username_22 @jonah @orbuch @ettinger They are unmissable Mon Jun 07
  • He could be President one day https://t.co/ISU0OgGnDe Mon Jun 07
  • @r00fiedr1nker @queasy_f_bby Kind of cool Sat Jun 05
  • @queasy_f_bby @sickysab Ofc Sat Jun 05
  • Atheists stay losing https://t.co/F8DLlT8Pm4 Sat Jun 05
  • @mnovendstern That’s incredible. Also the heat acts as an equalizer by slowing cognitive functions Sat Jun 05
  • Trend report https://t.co/G0X8gJPNMY Sat Jun 05
  • Diamond hands https://t.co/Tt0AfZmld1 Fri Jun 04
  • @wretched_worm Tfw I crash my car into the bridge 🤍 Wed Jun 02
  • @xlorentzen Most poetry Thu May 27
  • @sargentned It’s showing hole Wed May 26
  • Maybe this is how covid started 🥰 https://t.co/QIgFi6NJgl Wed May 26
  • @sargentned No ❤️ Mon May 24
  • @fuckinsickbitch I get it Sun May 23
  • @richardcraib @numerai Booo 🤠 Sun May 23
  • @rivatez She’s back 🤍 Sun May 23
  • @tao_lin Nevermore Fri May 21
  • @sargentned Don’t let the bastards grind you down!!! Thu May 20
  • Here I go, thinking about offal again Thu May 20
  • Schadenfreude is a disease bitch, get well soon https://t.co/8BUojaFrUF Thu May 20
  • @sweetiealert Kill girlboss fuck gaslight marry gatekeeping Mon May 17
  • @mariani_jr Yes Wed May 12
  • This is deranged https://t.co/ghBK9mO6wU Tue May 11
  • @automaticyes a scanner darkly Mon May 10
  • @matthuang @new_username_22 🐎 Fri May 07
  • Pack it up Jane Jacobs Thu May 06
  • @kirkpate He likea da pitti Thu May 06
  • People love saying this shit... walkable this... density that... https://t.co/R8FJ87QY5m Thu May 06
  • @sargentned Mank, I feel it already Thu May 06
  • @DuckAlertsNOW Tart carb (cranberry scone / strawberries and weetabix) Wed May 05
  • RT @gnonymus: they don't know https://t.co/js7XJhcYqi Mon May 03
  • Motorcycles are for cowboys with a need for speed Mon May 03
  • @outbound_light Mentalcels are the funniest imo Sun May 02
  • Pastafarianism low key fell off Sat May 01
  • @sargentned They like it in there <3 Fri Apr 30
  • Maybe don’t be a freak if you don’t want to get framed? https://t.co/2KqPCWOLBf Fri Apr 30
  • @sargentned Senegal pink lake 🥴 Thu Apr 29
  • @fuckinsickbitch Peel and put in ziplock in freezer! Thu Apr 29
  • RT @hedlike_a_hole: This is like jackass for old ass Europeans Wed Apr 28
  • The Italian Brain https://t.co/iOoZ0qqVQG Mon Apr 26
  • I think the Apple TV screensavers are a psyop from Big Airport Looking Ass Cities. That’s ok, I’ll still keep watching that garbage Sun Apr 25
  • Thinking of a ‘Call me Nick’ high school Bio teacher kicking off the Intro to Heredity class with “I got it from my… https://t.co/6g5vaBjuEL Sun Apr 25
  • @sweetiealert small boobs stay growing 🌱 Thu Apr 22
  • @drydenwtbrown lol 👀 Thu Apr 22
  • @lilmiquela 0x3089a625Ae053ad4272145f7F818a8C8B843e8d3 Wed Apr 21
  • @blondegrlwbangs Capital I is badd Tue Apr 20
  • @ezra_marc And inside ubers Fri Apr 16
  • @blondegrlwbangs we have a convert! Fri Apr 16
  • @sickysab Call the cops... I’ll fuck them Fri Apr 16
  • @kemiboo1 It’s such a shortcut Wed Apr 14
  • @sargentned Sow your wild oats oatly... Wed Apr 14
  • 🎶do you believe in vibes after vibes 🎶 Tue Apr 13
  • RT @Hot_Domme: Cows love being eaten, they are crying and screaming when U don’t eat them— that's why they moo. Hunting is the moral mode o… Tue Apr 13
  • Boys love eating directly over the trash can Mon Apr 12
  • RT @JoseCanseco: Fell asleep and woke up to 3 female aliens probing Me for crypto info Sat Apr 10
  • I should start bragging more Fri Apr 09
  • @wretched_worm Yes, and why did Megan thee stallion call herself Megan thee stallion? Thee, thou is olde English for ‘you’ Fri Apr 09
  • @evanlaffer the “understood the assignment” one sounds like it was created in a creative agency’s boardroom Wed Apr 07
  • @BrennerSpear @eightsleep Just get a really good mattress made of non synthetic materials like Hastens or Cocomat.… https://t.co/VHEr6qnqV0 Tue Apr 06
  • @cullenmiller Like an epic sir.... Tue Apr 06
  • @outbound_light Sick I wanna hear how it goes Tue Apr 06
  • @sargentned A pig... in rabbit ears... genius Sun Apr 04
  • @cgduckworth I don’t annotate, it blocks the flow Sun Apr 04
  • @chloemackey Bowlegged to boot Sat Apr 03
  • Oedible complex Sat Mar 27
  • @deankissick Koons here has a mousey quality not unlike Pete buttigieg Thu Mar 25
  • @davehclark @SenSanders https://t.co/8pZdAeZpB6 Thu Mar 25
  • https://t.co/X3z7uxgOMd https://t.co/4EnPqxxNK2 Thu Mar 25
  • I predicted covid in Jan 2019 on my burner and got one measly “like”... this is how Cassandra must have felt during… https://t.co/574ZNOSxPB Mon Mar 22
  • My life a webisode Sun Mar 21
  • Folx music Tue Mar 16
  • Funny how no one wished me a happy pi day... Sun Mar 14
  • Cain and Abel but it’s one of my last braincells killing the other remaining one Sun Mar 07
  • Only losers lose https://t.co/pTNOATuBo0 Sun Mar 07
  • RT @rorysatran: I’m so sorry but this has gone too far. House plants are hideous. Sun Mar 07
  • Looks like a Jordan Wolfson https://t.co/9HLRtYUB6O https://t.co/jMkFrxTBLO Thu Mar 04
  • @marykmiller5 @ezra_marc Lotta snitches in these menchies... Mon Mar 01
  • I wish for a return to omertà‼️great piece ezra https://t.co/u10dZZdeMB Sun Feb 28
  • @sargentned :( Sat Feb 20
  • @opacity000 That’s a wild take. Worst time of me loife Sat Feb 20
  • This feels like a portlandia bit https://t.co/QRI1kA6CPv Wed Feb 17
  • @sargentned I bet they taste minty Fri Feb 12
  • RT @karlwhitney: What a subtitle. https://t.co/TLuMqMSiCI Sun Feb 07
  • @sargentned I, too, got sucked into quip’s twisted game Fri Feb 05
  • @8ball_sean Now do literature Thu Feb 04
  • All twins are horse girls Wed Feb 03
  • @chiweethedog mr. pussy from sex and the city https://t.co/TRVvFdAWDX Tue Feb 02
  • @ezra_marc Top dog good Mon Feb 01
  • @ClaversOdhiambo @rivatez Omg <3 riva u have the cutest simps Fri Jan 29
  • Queen of missing the point https://t.co/ebWNPIZmr1 Fri Jan 29
  • @hamzateraheem I’m still on dignity but want to make the switch Sat Jan 09
  • @sargentned That’s 👏 a 👏 foal 👏 Fri Jan 08
  • @hamzateraheem gpt-3 robot dons her finest outfit and invites the audience to snip at her clothing like yoko ono's… https://t.co/IxAxiXJci6 Wed Jan 06
  • @sargentned It’s her 1 thing 🤷‍♀️ Wed Jan 06
  • @jacob_posts Using a pic of Meryl Streep to boot! Wed Jan 06

Note: Twitter limits the number of tweets returned to 3,200.